A/N: This is dedicated to a friend who had been nagging me to write this in the form of a "Team 7 VLog", heavily inspired by how YouTubers these days do reaction videos. So here Team 7, all grown up and in their thirties, react to hate comments from people (some I genuinely picked from the internet, some I self-created and obviously the usernames are fake) and basically just respond in their own individual ways.

This is meant in humor and in no way should hurt the sentiments of any fans out there. I hope you enjoy. Since this will be a lot of dialogue, I have kept it simple.

HERE IT GOES...

*Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke step inside a well-lit room taking their seat on a couch. Sakura sits in the middle while Naruto sits on her left and Sasuke to her right.*

SAKURA: Wow, this is new.
NARUTO: Yeah I never really believed I'd be doing this. I am the Hokage-ttebayo!
SASUKE: Hn.

SAKURA: So how do we do this exactly?
NARUTO: The description said that we were to read the hate comments we got on this laptop here *picks up the laptop on the glass table in front of them* and basically just see our reactions to them.
SASUKE: Do we really have to read them all?
SAKURA: I think we should only read the ones that we are comfortable with.
NARUTO: What's the point of that then? We have got to read them all.
SASUKE: *sighs*

After a few minutes of Naruto's clumsiness in operating the laptop.
SAKURA: Ok, now that someone has finally opened up the page for us we can begin.
SASUKE: Let's just get over with this already.
NARUTO: Stop killing all the fun!

SAKURA: Ok. I am reading out the first one here. Mig98Zuarmy says- "What is this human obnoxiousness. That emo kid-" *laughs uncontrollably* "-who speaks out of his ass rather than his mouth and that ugly pink one whos always crazily stalking him around. The blonde one looks ok, but on some sort of constipation medication."
*SILENCE*
SAKURA: the ugly pink one? What do you mean, I have a name alright!
NARUTO: What do you mean constipation medication? That's just stupid. You are stupid Mig98Zuarmy. *growls*
SASUKE: *sighs* why did I even agree to do this again?
NARUTO: He nailed your description.
SASUKE: You won't be talking by the end of this.
SAKURA: What do you mean crazily stalking? I was in no way a crazy stalker back then.

*camera pans to every single Sakura moment where she stares, clings, calls out, imagines and talks about Sasuke*

NARUTO: Well that was embarrassing.
SAKURA: Oh lord. *blushes madly*
SASUKE: Wow. Where do they find these clips?

NARUTO: Okay moving on, PepeHola says - "Why is Sas-gay such a faggot for Naruto. The whole point of their feud is friendship? More like whos top or bottom, ya feel me?"
*instant silence*
SASUKE: Did he just-?
NARUTO: Yeah.
SAKURA: *eyes turning from side to side nervously* the fans certainly have their way of interpreting.
SASUKE: Interpreting? What nonsense. If anybody's the faggot it's NARUTO! I mean he chased me for 3 years.
SAKURA: *eyes broaden*
NARUTO: Woah hold it there "SAS-GAY". See how that sounds so perfect? That's 'cos it's meant for you! *crosses arms against chest and turns away from Sasuke*
SASUKE: *crosses arms and turns away from Naruto*
SAKURA: *mimes the words, what the fuck*

SAKURA: Now the third comment is by Maxnicococola, wow funny username there. He says- "Sometimes I think Sakura's boobs-" *rolls eyes* Here we go, "-got sucked into a storm but I can't rationalize that so imma just say HEY SASUKE you better enjoy that 13-year-old tween body of hers if you are into that sorta thing, you closet pedophile."
NARUTO: *bursts into laughter and falls into couch slapping arms against his thigh repeatedly*
SASUKE: *clears throat while keeping a straight face*
SAKURA: *exchanges glances with Sasuke*
SASUKE: I think she's perfect.
SAKURA: *eyes tilt to look at Sasuke* the only pedophile here is YOU Maxnicococola! My husband is an amazing person and we are very happy. Thank you very much. *blushes*
NARUTO: *catches breath and heaves deeply, gripping into his seat before turning to Sasuke and Sakura who are now scowling, goes back to normal*

NARUTO: Alright the next comment here, I don't really know who wrote this but it is mean as hell. Hey Sakura, you really want me to read this? *shows laptop screen to Sakura*
SAKURA: Yeah, yeah go on. I might as well take one for the team.
NARUTO: *clears throat* so it says, - "Sakura if you are reading this I want you to know what a lump of shit you are. You make me vomit in my own vomit. Your sense of clothing is so slutty, you just want attention and you are such a whore. Your name should actually Suckura Whoreuno. Your parents should have a used a condom. I feel bad for them, they were so traumatized after having you that they never had another child."
SASUKE: How does one vomit in their own vomit?
SAKURA: If only I knew. Wow. That was deep. Especially the part where he mentioned my parents. *laughs* I can't help agree on that a little. Like I bet the real reason I was an only child was that they never really liked me. *obviously kidding* Hey, Mom and Dad! If you are watching this we need to talk. *pointing finger at camera*
NARUTO: Apparently you wore slutty clothing.
SAKURA: Definitely. I was all about that whore game. *tilts face and purses lips, smiles deviously at camera*
SASUKE: *chuckles*
NARUTO: *laughs*

NARUTO: Sasuke-teme, read one. It's your chance.
SASUKE: Why do I have to?
NARUTO: Because you are not being a contribution here.
SASUKE: *growls* *pulls laptop toward him and reads* MilesMikels writes - "Sakura is way too pretty for Sasuke to show his bitch ass attitude. He better straighten-" *puts laptop down*
NARUTO: What happened? You have to read the whole thing!
SAKURA: *blushing*
NARUTO: Fine I'll do it. *pulls laptop* "He better straighten his dick out and get with her already or I'll beat the shit out of the boy myself and ask her out"
*silence*
NARUTO: THEY ARE MARRIED! Which century are you in?
SAKURA: *whispers in a very low volume* he probably couldn't figure it out because it's not like my husband was around that much.
SASUKE: what
SAKURA: what
NARUTO: what

SAKURA: Okay it's my turn, Sj222 says- "Naruto why are you gay for Sasuke?"
SASUKE: Finally! Someone agrees. *throws arms into the air*
NARUTO: What? What the hell! OBVIOUSLY, this hater doesn't know that both times Sasuke was the one initiated our kiss. And please let me not be reminded of that again.
SASUKE: Are you a degenerate?
SAKURA: I thought it looked mutual. Let's see for our selves.

*camera pans to shot of NaruSasu moments montage* *Naruto tugs at his collar, sweatdrops* *Sasuke shifts uncomfortably in his seat* *Sakura has a wide grin plastered to face*

NARUTO: Never do that again.
SASUKE: No *cringes*
SAKURA: Well that was fun.
*Naruto and Sasuke turn to her and frown*

SASUKE: Yowassupdawg writes, -"I wish I could beat up Naruto for marrying Hinata-" *pauses to look at Naruto, who is frowning* "-like bro, you gotta get that-" *clears throat, "-you gotta get that-" I can't say the word here, so, "Sakura right now!"
SAKURA: It's okay, what does it really say, *Sasuke pushes laptop toward her* *Read's "Saku-pussy"* *eyes deadpan and turn to Naruto*
NARUTO: I will find this man and I will kill him. He better not talk about my Hinata-chan like that. I mean fuck you. I love her! *rants for 3947291 minutes*
SAKURA: *cooes at him while he cries into her lap*
SASUKE: How pathetic. I mean I think we got worse? *points at his chest* and he's crying about that *points at laptop*.

SAKURA: Next comment, here from Nagiisswaggy- "Naruto's pubes are blonde or black? I am confused."
*giggles uncontrollably and falls onto Sasuke's shoulder*
SASUKE: *chuckles deeply and smirks*
NARUTO: WHY IS ANYBODY INTERESTED! NEXT COMMENT! NEXT COMMENT!

NARUTO: Ashleymachor21 asks- "That pink one whats her name?"
SAKURA: Why do people have such a hard time remembering my name? IT'S SAKURA YOU GUYS! Oh my god!
SASUKE: They are getting her mixed up with Shino.
NARUTO: *turns to look at Sasuke and eyes widen* Shino if you are watching this mate, we mean absolutely no offense.
SASUKE: Why are you even bothering?
NARUTO: *smacks Sasuke's shoulder*

NARUTO: Wyomingboy writes- "If Sasuke married Sakura the whole world will come to an end. But you will find a Naruto dancing in the background around a bonfire celebrating his SHIP being canon."
SASUKE: Why does everybody think we aren't married? *looks at Sakura*
SAKURA: *whispers* probably because you were never there...
SASUKE: what
SAKURA: what
SASUKE: what
NARUTO: *rolls eyes after clearly hearing her this time*

NARUTO: Okay final and last comment you guys, Randy says- "Sasuke asks Naruto to tell Sakura he is sorry. But then Naruto says he is the one who is sorry. So that means Naruto fucked Sakura when Sasuke was gone."
SAKURA: *eyes widen in horror*
SASUKE: *eyes stare into oblivion, trying to rationalize*
NARUTO: Yo man, I am so sorry. I mean I meant to tell you the other day about this but you just left and all that. So I'll just say it now. Sakura and I we have been-
SAKURA: *slaps Naruto's arm repeatedly*
NARUTO: *laughs uncontrollably*
SASUKE: *sweatdrops, eyebrows twitch in repulsion as his mind goes into imagination*
NARUTO: I can't breathe. I CAN'T BREATHE! Boy, this is what happens when you skip too many episodes.
SAKURA: *whispers* or when your husband isn't around so much that people start questioning the legality of your marriage.
SASUKE: what
SAKURA: what *eyes deadpan*
NARUTO: *eyes twitch because he heard her very clearly.*

NARUTO: So that was all you guys. Thank you for watching us getting insulted. I hope you enjoyed.
SAKURA: Way to rake up the sarcasm.
SASUKE: He's right. They probably enjoyed it.

Hehe, I know this was such an unusual ONE SHOT. But if you guys enjoyed this then drop your reviews and comments. Tell me if you want me to continue something like this with other people or some other scenarios such as reacting to other things. Also if you want me to add some comments of your own send them in! CIAO~!