Saturday 13th August
Yeehaa! No stupid lessons today, no sir not one! Not one bloody less....shit, I'm starting to sound like my uncle. Anyway, this weekend is Hogsmeade-Weekend and as I'm a 4th year I am allowed to visit the village! Am seriously thinking of pulling a few pranks for good measure. For example:
--Put itching-powder in the beds of Remus and Sirius. Muahaha, I can already see them walking around while scratching all day. Hm, on the other hand, quite dangerous prank, as Remus and Sirius will kill me if they find out it was me. --Blow up Snape's office up, best plan ever, I'd say. But Dumbly will most likely expel me. Nope not such a good idea! Hm *thinking of prank*
AHA! I'VE GOT IT! I'm going to buy fireworks in Zonko's and then I'm gonna find Slytherins Common-room. (No big deal for me, as I have detective skills and can find Slythies room with my eyes closed. Ha!)
An hour later.......Hmm, drat, tracing Slythies common-room is harder than I expected! I decided to follow that snotty excuse for a wizard: Draco Malfoy. Aha! He's heading for the dungeons! Well that's obvious, the lowest form of life in the lowest floor of the school. Ah, indeed Draco is going to the common-room! He looked suspiciouslya round him before saying: "POTHEAD IS A LOSER." The statue of a snake opened. (Must admit I'm flattered that they use my name, but they have to lose the 'loser-part') Draco walked in and tripped over a wooden block that came out of the blue. I saw he was wearing rollerskates (Seems like everyone wears them, gotta buy a pair of skates too!) Quickly followed Draco to room. When I arrived I hid behind a chair and set the fireworks off. Immediately almost half of the room exploded. Nobody got hurt, though. I felt like it was time to leave, as I figured out that Filch or Snape would come soon. So I ran away. On my way out ran into Filch. Damn, damn, and damn again. He confiscated my diary and gave me detention for the rest of my life *sob*
So I have to buy new diary and have to perform memory-charm on Filch, so he forgets it was me who blew up the dungeons.
Well cya! The dazzling handsome °Harry Potter°
Yeehaa! No stupid lessons today, no sir not one! Not one bloody less....shit, I'm starting to sound like my uncle. Anyway, this weekend is Hogsmeade-Weekend and as I'm a 4th year I am allowed to visit the village! Am seriously thinking of pulling a few pranks for good measure. For example:
--Put itching-powder in the beds of Remus and Sirius. Muahaha, I can already see them walking around while scratching all day. Hm, on the other hand, quite dangerous prank, as Remus and Sirius will kill me if they find out it was me. --Blow up Snape's office up, best plan ever, I'd say. But Dumbly will most likely expel me. Nope not such a good idea! Hm *thinking of prank*
AHA! I'VE GOT IT! I'm going to buy fireworks in Zonko's and then I'm gonna find Slytherins Common-room. (No big deal for me, as I have detective skills and can find Slythies room with my eyes closed. Ha!)
An hour later.......Hmm, drat, tracing Slythies common-room is harder than I expected! I decided to follow that snotty excuse for a wizard: Draco Malfoy. Aha! He's heading for the dungeons! Well that's obvious, the lowest form of life in the lowest floor of the school. Ah, indeed Draco is going to the common-room! He looked suspiciouslya round him before saying: "POTHEAD IS A LOSER." The statue of a snake opened. (Must admit I'm flattered that they use my name, but they have to lose the 'loser-part') Draco walked in and tripped over a wooden block that came out of the blue. I saw he was wearing rollerskates (Seems like everyone wears them, gotta buy a pair of skates too!) Quickly followed Draco to room. When I arrived I hid behind a chair and set the fireworks off. Immediately almost half of the room exploded. Nobody got hurt, though. I felt like it was time to leave, as I figured out that Filch or Snape would come soon. So I ran away. On my way out ran into Filch. Damn, damn, and damn again. He confiscated my diary and gave me detention for the rest of my life *sob*
So I have to buy new diary and have to perform memory-charm on Filch, so he forgets it was me who blew up the dungeons.
Well cya! The dazzling handsome °Harry Potter°