Diary :
Monday, 2nd August in the year2k
Went to dungeons to pull prank with stupid but faithfull sidekick, eh, what's his name again? O YEAH, Ron! On way down the useless git tripped over his own feet and didn't want to walk because he was afraid to fall again. So had to drag the heavy redhead all the way to Snape's office. There ordered him to set off a dungbomb in Snape's cauldron, where a greenlooking, stinky potion was shuddering. But the poor, and STUPID (can't stop mentioning it) oaf was so afraid to do anything illegal that he ran out of the creepy, spooky dungeons, while waving his arms dramatically in the air. Decided to do it myself then, I put the dungbomb in the cauldron, rushed over to a corner with my fingers in my ears and waited for the HUGE explosion, which I thought would follow. After 5 minutes...nothing happened...10 minutes later.... nothing, 15 minutes later...guess what? Yes, you're right: nothing!
Was just about to check the dungbomb when Snape raced inside flapping his arms like batman! And right at that moment: KABOOOOOOOOOOOM! The whole dungeon was moving like there was an earthquake. An uncomfortable silence followed. Snape stood at the entrance, tapping his foot furiously and with his arms folded on his chest. "Batm.I mean Professor, I can explain, IT WAS ALL RON'S FAULT!" I bellowed with my finger pointed to the exit where Ron dissapeared a few minutes before. Snape's eye twitched and he walked slowly towards me ( actually I think old Snapey had rollerskates under his shoes, I mean the man glides sooo calmly ) Before he reached me, there appeared a large wooden block out of the blue and he tripped. Snape lay on his back with his feet sticking in the air. I was right! He DOES wear rollerskates! His legs were exposed too, which were extremely Harry, uhm I mean HAIRY! Was about to have a good laugh when he jumped up with the least effort and yelled: "DETENTION!" Was sulking the rest of the day, as I had to wash Severus clothes for punishment. Hey, what does this pink bra do in Snape's laundry? Odd.. anyway off to bed now, think I'm going to put dungbomb next to Ron's ear, for creeping out of his part in Irritate-Greay-Potions-Master-mission- quest-uh-thing! :S Rather not do it, as I'm very afraid of what the next punishment will be like.
Bye till tomorrow! *Waves*
The marvellous Harry Potter *cough * Arrogance *cough*
Hope you like it, please let me know if I have to continue this or not! -xxx- Nicky
Monday, 2nd August in the year2k
Went to dungeons to pull prank with stupid but faithfull sidekick, eh, what's his name again? O YEAH, Ron! On way down the useless git tripped over his own feet and didn't want to walk because he was afraid to fall again. So had to drag the heavy redhead all the way to Snape's office. There ordered him to set off a dungbomb in Snape's cauldron, where a greenlooking, stinky potion was shuddering. But the poor, and STUPID (can't stop mentioning it) oaf was so afraid to do anything illegal that he ran out of the creepy, spooky dungeons, while waving his arms dramatically in the air. Decided to do it myself then, I put the dungbomb in the cauldron, rushed over to a corner with my fingers in my ears and waited for the HUGE explosion, which I thought would follow. After 5 minutes...nothing happened...10 minutes later.... nothing, 15 minutes later...guess what? Yes, you're right: nothing!
Was just about to check the dungbomb when Snape raced inside flapping his arms like batman! And right at that moment: KABOOOOOOOOOOOM! The whole dungeon was moving like there was an earthquake. An uncomfortable silence followed. Snape stood at the entrance, tapping his foot furiously and with his arms folded on his chest. "Batm.I mean Professor, I can explain, IT WAS ALL RON'S FAULT!" I bellowed with my finger pointed to the exit where Ron dissapeared a few minutes before. Snape's eye twitched and he walked slowly towards me ( actually I think old Snapey had rollerskates under his shoes, I mean the man glides sooo calmly ) Before he reached me, there appeared a large wooden block out of the blue and he tripped. Snape lay on his back with his feet sticking in the air. I was right! He DOES wear rollerskates! His legs were exposed too, which were extremely Harry, uhm I mean HAIRY! Was about to have a good laugh when he jumped up with the least effort and yelled: "DETENTION!" Was sulking the rest of the day, as I had to wash Severus clothes for punishment. Hey, what does this pink bra do in Snape's laundry? Odd.. anyway off to bed now, think I'm going to put dungbomb next to Ron's ear, for creeping out of his part in Irritate-Greay-Potions-Master-mission- quest-uh-thing! :S Rather not do it, as I'm very afraid of what the next punishment will be like.
Bye till tomorrow! *Waves*
The marvellous Harry Potter *cough * Arrogance *cough*
Hope you like it, please let me know if I have to continue this or not! -xxx- Nicky