A/N This is what I considered having happen for Ron's arrest scene, but I decided it was to violent for the rest of the story. I hope you like it. It was described by another FF dot Net author as 'Hilariously violent'. It will make no sense if you haven't read chapters 4 and 5 of Hermione's Epiphany.

Ron's arrest

"Perfect" breathed Harry. He, Hermione, Lavender and the aurors were looking at the Marauder's map. Ron was walking down an empty corridor towards them. Aside from their group, no-one else in the castle was close.

Hermione said "OK, we'll subdue him, just give us one minute alone with him."

The two aurors, both of whom had daughters at Hogwarts, just smiled crookedly and nodded. "No lethal spells, OK?" The girls just nodded in reply.

Together, Hermione and Lavender walked around the corner. Seeing Ron ahead of them, they both smiled at him. Ron, although a little surprised to see them together, smiled back.

"Ron, darling," cooed Hermione "So good to see you, Lavender and I are going to make this a day you'll never forget." She said as she put her arms around his neck.

Ron smiled, "I think I'm going to enjoy this."

Hermione returned the smile as she slipped her right leg between Ron's legs, "Oh, I assure you Ron, not as much as we will." With that, Hermione violently slammed her knee up into Ron's groin. She then stepped back as Ron, a look of intense pain on his face, fell forward onto his knees. His body tilted forward at the waist with his head ending up on the ground as he whimpered in agony. Unfortunately for him, his knees were spread just enough to give Lavender access.

Walking behind him, Lavender swung her leg back and repeatedly kicked him between the legs. "You bastard!" she screamed "How could you do that to any girl?" as she punctuating each word with a kick. Once she had finished, she turned to Hermione who hugged and comforted her. Looking down at Ron, who had passed out by this point, she soothed Lavender. "Don't worry Lav, I don't think he'll never do that again. Also, unless the healers are miracle workers, I'm pretty certain he's never going to father children either."

Harry and the Aurors had come around the corner a little while before, wincing as they saw the last couple of kicks almost lift Ron off the ground. They waited patiently as Hermione finished soothing Lavender. When they parted, Hermione looked at the aurors. "I'm sorry, he slipped," she said smiling sweetly.

"Of course he did." replied one of the aurors.

Dropping an Auror Portkey on Ron, they both grabbed hold of him and one of them tapped the Portkey with his wand. This transported them to the Ministry holding cells. Upon arrival, they looked down at Ron who was now awake and moaning. "We better get him to St Mungos" said one. The other levitated him into a cell and locked the door. "Yeah, but I want a cup of tea and a piece of cake first."

I hope you enjoyed it!

Marc.