"No,no,no,no,no,no,no,NO! How could this be?!"

Both Sceptile and Greninja were laid out in Ash's bedroom in Pallet Town, absolutely faking shivering and chattering, though at least that makes Ash to assume that they're cold (luckily for his denseness worked well for both Pokemon) even at his 18th birthday, though that was later proven to be a fake. Now to actually assume for the worst, unless you're either Sceptile or Greninja themselves, the reason why they acted out like that is because they were afraid of two familiar Pokemon that makes them gulp when they say their names out loud...

May's Blaziken

and Serena's Delphox (who had evolved after Greninja left Kalos for 5 years).

Two of these girls made it absolutely clear that they loved both Sceptile and Greninja, which made them crawl in to random place and die somewhere, which doesn't seem to succeed often since both female were so attached they could track their scents, which only Delphox could do. To make matters worse, the two females grew into becoming...

best friends forever.

"I can't believe this! This birthday, would mean, that they will be coming... for us!"

Because of the fact that they're both starters, both Fire-types, and have a yandere-like love for two of Ash's (possibly) strongest Pokemon. Even more worse, they eventually declared to their groups (Blaziken only told this to Glaceon and Wartortle while Delphox, to Sylveon and Pancham) that both Sceptile and Greninja are their boyfriends, which humiliated both males so much that they could only stay away from the Pokemon laughing at them, though only Pikachu refrained from laughing since he was also in a tight spot with Sylveon, Glaceon, Buneary, Emolga and Snivy.

Though they eventually remembered Ash's last birthday at least, where they eventually evaded Blaziken and Delphox and hid in Ash's bedroom, hiding in places where they couldn't find them. Blaziken and Delphox tried to catch them there, but thanks to Ash, they could not go up since it was restricted and of course, the bedroom was off-limits, which both of Ash's Pokemon thanked May and Serena for it.

"I really can't believe this! I removed a root before, I took on a legendary, but now... I'm scared of this! THIS, of all people! Why did they choose us, of all people, why can't it be someone else?! Haven't we had enough of those two psychos?!"

Though both Sceptile and Greninja were not friends, they agreed to become acquaintances since both wanted to stay away from Blaziken and Delphox.

Both of them prepared for the worst as Ash's 18th birthday meant that all of his travelling companions were coming to celebrate his birthday.

Suddenly, one Ash Ketchum came surprisingly behind them, causing both to hug each other, screaming like girls.

"Whoa, relax, guys, it's me." Ash said to the frightened Greninja and Sceptile.

This made both look at each other for 5 seconds before both broke off from each other, turning back, arms folded and with "hmph" manners in their faces.

"OK, I guess this is weird."

"What's weird Ash?" Greninja said curiously

"That maybe I shouldn't have come here and watch you do that to each other."

"With that overgrown frog? Hmph, I rather die than hug him again." Sceptile said firmly, not even flinching his face.

"Fine by me big eyes."

"What did you say to me?!"

"You heard what I said, chameleon."

Both Pokemon glared at each other with faces locked on to each other, not even blinking until Ash sheepishly said "Guys, come on, can't you get along."

So they stopped and began to listen to Ash.

"OK, look, you're staying here in my bed like always, but it's been months since you stayed here with me and not in the ranch. You both really need to go outside. Tell you what, how about celebrate my birthday?"

"Oh sure, we'll celebrate your birthday, as long as it has party favors that includes the pair of love-crazed lunatics that are Blaziken and Delphox themselves." Sceptile remarked sarcastically.

"Really? Is that why you hide here like girls?"

"SHUT UP!" Both Pokemon shouted at their trainer.

"Come on now, just please, and I promise that you won't be sorry."

Both Sceptile and Greninja looked at each other, wincing at the thought but they eventually agreed by nodding. They only hoped that nothing horrible was gonna happen to them.

As both Pokemon stepped downstairs they eventually saw what really was indeed a party.

All of Ash's rivals argued about who was the best rival Ash himself ever encountered.

Dawn and May began talking about their future plans in Unova.

Iris and Misty started talking about Mega Evolution Pokemon.

Serena became flattered about Brock attempting to flirt with her until his Croagunk took him away after knocking him out with a Poison Jab, which confused Serena (since her physique was now similar of that to Nurse Joy or Officer Jenny).

Bonnie and Max sat so close together that Max was blushing hardly he could not wipe off the blush, with only Dedenne and Axew laughing at him and Bonnie closing in on him after noticing him blushing, smiling and flirting with him doing so.

Cilan and Clemont talked about various types of recipes and Rare Candies.

While all of the Pokemon started to talk, eat snacks and share laughs, both Sceptile and Greninja found something to laugh at...

Pikachu being completely stuck with Sylveon and Glaceon snuggling at him by rubbing their faces against both of his red cheeks, Emolga and Snivy nuzzling at Pikachu's arms, with their legs latched at both of his thighs and Buneary hugging him at his chest tightly, though all the girls didn't tighten him enough to suffocate, which enabled the little mouse to breathe freely.

But both Pokemon remained frightened and alert, to watch out for their "girlfriends", which explained why they shivered looking around the party for the Two Blazes, as they called them rarely.

Both Pokemon enjoyed the party well, at least too well when...

"WE HAVE YOU NOW!"

Sceptile and Greninja then heard where did that noise came from but couldn't dodge as Blaziken and Delphox tackled them and began to cuddle them both, horrifying Sceptile and Greninja that they both pushed off the girls off of them desperately. When they got up, they eventually backed off a little bit in fear. So Sceptile asked in a scared manner...

"OK, this is pretty awkward, for you girls to like us, so maybe, how is this gonna work out?"

Both Blaziken and Delphox giggled at this question and so Delphox replied...

"This is gonna work out with an opportunity for you both to... mate with us." eventually staring at Greninja seductively for emphasis.

This eventually horrified Greninja so much that he felt sick in the stomach. He though eventually that he was going to die a horrible death by love, that he'd be dead by Delphox's affection. He nearly threw up at this that he struggled to keep his mouth shut successfully. Without even thinking of another option to keep off both Blaziken and Delphox, he told Sceptile...

"LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!"

And off they went, with Sceptile running faster than Greninja by using Quick Attack but fortunately, the tall frog-like ninja kept up by using Double Team, which didn't fool Delphox at the slightest pretense.

But sadly, they couldn't get away from Blaziken and Delphox since they were gaining on them, and fast!

To be frank, Delphox constantly used Secret Power to freeze both Sceptile's and Greninja's legs until she ran out of PP, which she managed to gain back by drinking Max Ether, but decided not to use it until they're close.

But unfortunately for both Sceptile and Greninja, Blaziken managed to use Agility and jumped in front of both of them mid-chase.

"So, are there any funny ideas for both of you to escape from us?" Blaziken said, attempting to get closer to Sceptile.

That, unfortunately went in a bad turn as Sceptile and Greninja split up, forcing both females to chase them again separately.

This turned out to be bad luck for Greninja when Delphox used Secret Power again to freeze his legs, eventually stopping him to his tracks, though he managed to break out of his binds using Cut, but couldn't stand up in time for Delphox to tackle him and pin him down, though Greninja kept struggling to keep his "girlfriend" off him despite that she was too strong for him, he could not get out of her grasp.

For Sceptile, was more worse as Blaziken kept up with him faster and was close into taking him down. She had to find a way to catch her "boyfriend" without hurting him so the only way to do that was to jump as far as she can, successfully tackling him into a hug and began cooing...

"You silly, handsome chameleon. Did you really think that running away from me would get me away from you?"

Sceptile then recoiled his face in horror, he could not move his body since Blaziken was as strong as Delphox.

"It makes me love you even MORE!" the enamored Fire-type said, snuggling into the caught Sceptile for emphasis.

Both eventually failed into getting away with the Two Blazes as the latter then said out loud...

"I caught you, handsome."

Then Delphox and Blaziken were then nearing their lips into their "boyfriends" as the latters gulped in horror as they were about to die...

Ash then noticed both Sceptile and Greninja lying back to back in his couch, with a lot of kiss marks on their faces and swirls on their eyes, probably fainted after being assaulted by kisses by both Blaziken and Delphox, who then cuddle on their chests for more warmth, making a big fist bump for being together with their boyfriends again.

"Heh heh, lucky, aren't ya guys?" Ash asked, but both Sceptile and Greninja didn't answer due to being fainted.

Then Serena and May then found both of their starters snuggling into Ash's and eventually giggled at them while the other Pokemon laugh at them.

Without hesitation, Blaziken and Delphox then dragged Sceptile and Greninja to a place unknown, literally being ready to be tortured.

Author's Note: Hey guys, sorry for taking so long but I had high school, and I guess it was indeed bringing me down. Unfortunately, I will not continue distributing more stories until next summer, which will be a pain in the ass. Don't forget to review, they're author's money.