Sorry! This is not a chapter, but I can't keep this in! I'm just so… *REALY LOUD HIGH PITCHED SQUEEL!*

Okay! Calm down! Let me tell you what happened!

The summer after I finished 6th grade (2015) I spent the night at my cousin's place and we (Me, Lynny, and Sam) went on Omegle! While on there we got scared by ZOMBIE JESUS! I knew automatically that it was a Youtuber because I watched a Zombie Jesus on Omegle video before and I said "You can't scare us! You're a f**king Youtuber!" Funny thing is that the person responsible HAD scared us!

The whole month after that I kept looking at Zombie Jesus videos on YouTube to see if I could find out who was responsible for scaring us. At the end of the month I had given up thinking that maybe I was wrong and that it was just someone doing it for fun and completely forgot about it. Until now that is!

I was searching YouTube and somehow came across Zombie Jesus videos and remembered what happened two years ago. I watched the first one, it was the same one I watched before, then I saw that there was a part 2. That was something that wasn't there last time, so I watched it!

ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE I SAW WAS ME AND MY TWO COUSINS! Seeing that I yelled "I KNEW IT!" which ended up with me hitting shushed by my mom. Of course after that I watched that part over and over again not believing what I was seeing. Guys, the person responsible was NUKE NORWAY! If you don't believe me then you can go see for yourself! I'M NOT LYING!