Mad Mad Tom

Largely inspired by the "Mad Mad Mario" series on Youtube. Tom snaps and has had enough. Contains a lot of strong language.

A large piece of cheese sat on the table, and Jerry stood on the table making a pig out of himself. Jerry had thought ahead about Tom and had set about a hundred mousetraps around the kitchen.

Tom looked awful. He had a black eye given to him by Spike when framed by Jerry. Bandages appeared around his ribs. Two of his teeth were missing. Bandages also appeared on his feet from being burnt.

Tom entered the kitchen and immediately saw Jerry waving at him. He then smacked his bottom twice.

"Now hold on a minute! You…..YOU! What's your problem? You sick rat fuck ! "

Jerry raised his eyebrow. "You're talking!" He replied. "You don't swear so much."

"Do you get pleasure out of making me suffer? You sick sadistic fuck!"

Tom's owners entered the room. "Thomas!" his owners gasped.

"Hey, now look who's talking!? How many times have you tortured me!"

"I do it, because my owners make me! And you know what, I admit my mistakes! But I'm calling it right here and now! No more FUCKING violence!"

"But you love the violence!" Jerry replied. "Like the times you've used me as a tennis ball and…"

"What kind of bullshit life is this ! ? If I was a human I'd be on the road to be a mass murderer! But nope, body of a cat. Innocent. Well fuck you! Just because I'm a cat doesn't mean I'm capable of feelings and rational thought! I've had my head through the ceiling! Had my feet set on fire! Nearly stabbed! I've just PISSED BLOOD!"

"You've what?" said Tom's owners.

Tom turned to his owners. "Oh….now you pay attention! Do you have any idea of the injuries, I've faced!"

"Well yeah but cats…"

"FUCK YOU! No cat should go through this and have gone through this. Why don't you catch the rat bastard yourself and go through another 10,000 injuries!"

Spike and Tyke just stared through the window in awe.

"I'm just trying to survive." Jerry replied. "What do you want from me?"

"Just get out of my life! I don't care what you do! But if I have to go through more senseless violence! I'm…."

"What, threatening with more violence." Jerry interrupted and rolled his eyes. "Irony."

"No, I'm calling the cops!"

"The police? What are they going to do?" Ginger (One of Tom's owners in The Tom and Jerry show.) replied.

"How about have you arrested for animal abuse , you stupid senseless bitch! Did you ever give me a word of praise for at LEAST trying to get the mouse? Do you care how hurt I get?" Tom pointed to Ginger and then pointed to Jerry. "And you will go for assault , theft and attempted murder!"

"Attempted MURDER?" replied Jerry.

"You know, cat." Rick spoke up. "None of this would happen if you'd just eat the mouse."

"I have eaten the mouse, you cunt! He breaks out of my mouth! Do you think I gave myself these missing teeth!"

"Right, point taken."

"No more SENSELESS VIOLENCE! Do I make myself clear!" Tom yelled to everyone.

Everybody mumbled. "Sure….yeah Tom. Yeah."

"Good!" Tom yelled. "Never suffer in silence, kids. Speak up and make your voice heard!"

END.