I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school= Will

Sure Jan= Lou Ellen

Sad Ben Affleck= Lee

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)= Kayla

Name a better duo= Austin

I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school created the Grouphat You can't kinkshame me it's Christmas

I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school added Sure Jan, Sad Ben Aflleck, Name a better duo and( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school: Okay so.

I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school: You know that guy who sits at the back of our 8am lecture and always looks like he's ready to kill a man?

Sure jan: is that the one with the emo haircut

Sad ben affleck: and the one who looks like his entire music playlist is just bring me to life by evanescence

I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school: That's the one.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): i started coughing in class once and he glared at me?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Like not even the standard college my blood is 90% caffeine and i hate my life stare but really intense and i just?

Sad ben affleck: that sounds about right

I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school: ...anyways

I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school: I had to bake cookies for one of my classes ( don't ask questions because I do not have answers) and obviously I can't use my dorm oven anymore after the incident, so I was going down the hall and asking people and emo haircut said yes? Like he was really nice about it too.

Name a better duo: wow okay um i asked him for an eraser in class once and im pretty sure he still hates me

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): it was juST COUGHING

I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school: But he was so nice? Like he said he'd be out for most of the day, but that he'd leave the keys under the mat for me.

I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school: I think I'm gonna make an extra batch and leave it for him.

I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school: Like, it's the least I can do.

Sure jan: will you know ur the only one who still uses grammar right

I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school: You know all of your usernames are dead memes, right?

Name a better duo: youll have to pry my dead memes from my cold dead hands

Sad ben affleck: pls don't take my dead memes theyre all I have left

Name a better duo: you okay man

Sad ben affleck: no

Sure jan: plus this meme is way better after it died anyways

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): dont you all have class

Name a better duo: nah my professor just didnt turn up for like the third time this week lmao

Sure jan: i do but im apathetic

Sad ben affleck: same

Sad ben affleck: ALSOWHO NAMED THIS GROUPCHAT ITS NOVERMBER 1ST

Sad ben affleck: HALLOWEEN WAS YESTERDAY

Sure jan: novermber

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): novermber

Name a better duo: novermber

I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school: novermber

Sad ben affleck has changed the group name to " iTS NOVEMBER FIRST"

Sure jan has changed the group name to " iTS NOVERMBER FIRST"

Sad ben affleck has removed Sure jan from the group

I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school added Sure jan

I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school has changed the group name to "iT'S CHRISTMAS"

Sad ben affleck: iTS NOVEMBER FIRST

Sure jan: FUCK YOU ITS CHRISTMAS

I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school: okay so update: I'm in Emo Haircut's house. I was looking in his cupboards for a mixing bowl and all he has is cup ramen.

I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school: His whole cupboard is literally filled with cup ramen.

I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school: Is he okay

Sad ben affleck: you were so filled with concern that you forgot a period

Sure jan: this is serious

I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school: I really want to make him some food and leave it there.

I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school: Plus I know where he keeps his keys so...

I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school: I'm going to do it.

Sad ben affleck: will buddy friend my pal do you wanna make me some cookies while youre there maybe light of my life

I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school: no

Sad ben affleck: fucker

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