Tyson's Date.
By: CuteTyhil
[One-shot]
Just couldn't stop penning this funny piece! hope YOU GUYS LAUGH HEARTEDLY XD. READ AND ENJOY!
The dojo was filled with silence that was quite unusual and Hiromi gazed at the ceiling playing with her hairs that landed across her forehead. It was more than a minute she knew someone was staring her but she just couldn't help ignoring it and after she felt disgusted after constant stares, she looked at the blunette with angry narrow eyes. He immediately backed off his gaze like he is so innocent and walked off the dojo.
Kai was practicing with his phoenix and Max and Ray were making chicken sandwiches for themselves. They had declared that they will not make anything for Tyson and he has to eat only eggs and milk for two days. That wasn't rude though. The punishment was decided by them after Tyson made a scene in front of Mariah when they were on a peaceful date, and Tyson was running from a fan gang who stormed after him. He landed directly on the table on which ray had set roses and vanilla flared ice cream for the pinkette, he had landed such that his mouth endeavored the taste perfectly, spoiling their date. Moreover, the banana shake was spilled and their dresses were stained tough. While considering Max, his earphones had been bombarded by Tyson accidentally when he was trying to look at it, oh, of course it was more than that. Hilary was also a bit upset at him, because each time she gave him something to eat; he ended up puking it though he tried his best to restrain. But she could understand his problem minorly. So Kai was the only unharmed one.
Well, today was the first day and they were going to intoxicate the champ with the delicious aroma of their chicken sandwich streamed with mustard and Ray's one, with some mayonnaise.
He ambled towards Kai and looked at him with worry written on his face. The slate teen raised his eyebrow after he was done hitting the bottles in that Zig zag way perfectly.
"Kai!" he uttered.
"Hmn…"
"I have to talk something to you. Would you please accompany me to the garden?"
"No."
"But why?" Tyson whined.
"Hmn, because there are wild dogs that bark at me for some unknown reason."
"Why, have you ripped your blade at them?"
"Yeah, as if I posses some stupidity like you."
"Oh, come on, let's go nearby the river."
"Hn." He mumbled as he started walking. Tyson cheered up and he jumped as he agreed and he quietly followed him. He tried his best to shut up his stupid conversations so as not to irritate him and while they walked, the aura got thick and weirder when none of them spoke. Tyson felt like bursting out at some points as the silence got intense but soon they reached their spot to have the intended conversation.
"Say." Kai said as he sat with stretched legs on the tender turf.
"Well, uhmn…" he said looking down crossing his fingers, "I need your help."
Kai looked at the river listening to the soft backwashes.
"I just can't stop!"
"What?"
"I just crave to hold her and kiss her million times but I m in extreme despair and can't covet my lure!" he shouted a bit. Kai gasped and looked at him in some serious expressions. "No matter what, I just want to date her!" he said almost shouting.
"Is it…"
"Yes! It's her!" he bravely looked at him with some frustration.
"So, where am I fitting anywhere in this dilemma?"
"Wheew!" he sighed, "I want you to train me."
"Hn?" Kai widened his eyes. For what?
"I want you train me how to approach her without her rage growing when I m around and more precisely, teach me how to propose her!" he said with his hands wavering in air.
"Are you sure you haven't eaten pig's brain?"
"Feh!" Tyson almost puked. "Listen Kai-"he coughed "-I m already sick of eggs and milk and her horrible dishes! Spare me."
"Well then, what made you think that I m fit for this job?"
"Because you have a girlfriend who is too much infatuated with you, and the same goes for you!" he said too loudly and too quickly.
Shit, shit, shit! I should have warned her about them. Hmph!
"Well then, this training will cost you Tyson."
"What?" he gasped.
"You have to wash my clothes for a week." He smirked.
"Say what!" he jumped back.
"Hn."
"I can't do this."
"Then forget about it."
"Hey! Wait, give some other work, something good, not nasty like this."
"Then I may give you a bumper offer. Pay the bills of four weeks when I date Akira."
"WhaTTTTT?" he had his jaw dropped till his feet.
"Well, I don't have another good offers, I will let you know when I have some idea"
"Well then I will pay." He said with his fists clenched and thick lined on forehead.
"Well, your training starts tomorrow Tyson."
Tyson cursed him internally while Kai walked off with a smirk playing on his lips. He was surely going to actually propose her now at one of his four dates.
Well, I m glad I did this task finally! I kinda enjoyed writing the briedf conversation between Kai and Tyson ^_^ I hope you liked it! Review!