In an unknown building vilgax and his group are building something to take over bellwood, but he didn't know that two teen who's spying on him.
?: there they are, so what do you think we should do koan?
Koan: hmm, we should made dinner out of them.
?: minis that.
Koan: your no fun ben, but we should stop them but an element of surprises.
Ben: right.
Koan tapped his nemetrix and been engulf in red flash as has a white, black and red color scheme, has a black head which dons a white patch on each side of his head. Located on these, he has four red eyes, two on one side and two on the other. Has sharp teeth and the gums protrude in lower jaw. He has a row of red spikes running down his back, which also has a black stripe. has four legs and black feet, each ending in three red claws, and a tail with a red-marked tip. The nemetrix around his neck.
?:Buglizard!(whisper)
Ben slapped his omnitrirx as the green flash engulf him, he has green chains all over his front side which lead to his neck, waist, and center/chest. The spikes on his elbows have returned and his skin is now a greenish white. He also has two cuffs on each of his arms. The Omnitrix symbol is located at the center of his chains. His voice has returned to the faint and whispering kind.
?: Ghostfreak!(whisper as well)
Buglizard unleashed a smoke around the room.
Vilgax: what's going on?
Pcyphon: it's koan, he's here!
Vilgax: if he is here then tennyson is here too.
Ghostfreak: you got it squid head!
Then he got punch in the head then dr animo with his gorilla suit charge in then buglizard tackled him and throw him away as seven-seven, six-six and eighty-eight begin blasting buglizard, which he dodge each of them and make another gas then tackle and begin biting their arms. Ghostfreak then hit his omnitirx symbol again, he change into a fire humanoid with red rocks on his body and head, he has a fire on his surrounds his head and has the omnitrixon his chest
?: HEARBLAST! Alright vilgax, this time your going behind bars with your buddies.
Vilgax: well see.
as they charge throwing fist to each other as vilgax slam his fist down to create crumble the ground as heatblast dodge it and blasted fireball at him. buglizard then tail whipped turn to see pyschon keept blasting him as buglizard engulf himself of a red flash, he change into a black dog-like alien with fangs, sharp claws, sharp tail and has the nemetrix on his neck.
?: DASHSLICER!
he zoom in in speed and jump headbutt pyschon and see abledo who turn into heatblast fire fireball him at him
N. heatblast: hold still you ranch vermin!
Dashslicer: blast blast as munch as you can! You can't touch me, I'm stupendous!
As he claw him him many time and tail whipped his face sent him flying then he turn to vilgax got sent flying and next close to the machine as he have an idea.
Heatblast: is over vilgax!
Vilgax: if I can't have this planet then be gone with it!
Heatblast: and how you suppose you do that?
Vilgax: like this! (press the big red button)
machine: self-destruction enunciated, planet's destruction commencing.
Vilgax: if I'm going down I'm taking you with me tennyson!
Heatblast: I don't think so
as he begin fire the machine to melt it but it cause it to shaking as begin dancing eletricty around it.
Vilgax:(laugh) you fool, you can't stop this machine, it's connect to earth now.
Heatblast no!
Vilgax: yes!
Dashslicer: I don't think so , not let this planet to go kabloomy!
Heatblast: you got that right bro we can do it.
Dashslicer turn back to heatblast and narrow his eyes.
Heatblast: what's wrong koan?
dashslicer turn back to koan and smile while eye smile.
koan: thank to teach koan what is take and learn as a hero, but now I have to do like in the comic book or movie.
He slap heatblast's omnitirx symbol to turn back to ben.
Ben: what are you?
Koan: I'm going to do something completely insane!
He karate chop ben's neck to unconscious and throw him at the window and turn to the bomb.
Vilgax: you think you can stop this device?
Koan: koan don't think, koan know!
He then change into a giant grown bug then
He then change into a giant grown cockaroach with the nematrix on his necklace
?: LIGHTSOUT! Wait, I got something better!
He slap his neck again and four claws pop out and he change into a bigger one but its white with light blue wings and has wires on the back.
?: ULTIMATE LIGHTSOUT!
Then the wires connect to the machines to drain the power and breaking it to pieces, he turn to vilgax and they other as he trap them in an electric bubble.
Albedo: what the hell?!
Vilgax: what'd you doing?!
U. Lightouts: you said you take ben with him, but I'm his substitute, but this a little consider payback form back then what you, her and him did to my life(laugh crazy) see you in hell guys! and hope we have dinner together!
Vilgax: SENIARUYAMI!
BOOOM!
As then ben begin to wake up and see the abandoned building is seem destroyed and gasp while eyes wide.
Ben: koan, you crazy idiot.
Then rook and max came into the scene and seen the now destroyed building and ben, then they know that happened.
Rook: ben, if koan is here he would do this. (smack his head with a fish)
Ben:(raised his eyebrow) where did you get that fish from?
Rook: koan gave it to me.
Max:(put his hand in ben's shoulder) ben I know it's a little hard to lose family but it's not to hard in remembering what there sacrifices are for, we can rest easy now that koan has taken vilgax away to save the universe.
Ben: yeah, I guess he did.
look up to the sky seeing an image of a happy koan.
ben's thought: rest in peace bro, we owe you for saving the world.
Meanwhile in a new world
Koan: AAAAAHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH! I AM FALLING!
Then he heard a voice in his head.
Joker: perhaps use something to land something soft.
And another voice sound that sound which is.
?: Before we go splat.
Koan: who are you?
?: smart koan remember?
Koan: oh, but I'll call you smarty.
Smarty: alright then , just hurry up before we both become paste.
Koan then pull out a marshmellow and an air pump.
Koan: I always wanted to sleep in a big soft pillow.
Then he start pumping air into the marshmellow and it grew bigger and bigger until it's big enough and he then sits on it as he laugh.
Joker: ha! It is soft as a pillow.
Koan: yeah (grab a piece and ate it) and delicious, can't believe we survive and so munch for having dinner.
Joker: if the bad guy don't ditch us to pay the food.
Smarty: should we check and see where we are, I doubted we're in Bellwood or any alien planet.
Koan: yeah now you mention it.
koan look around see is night time, some grim and dark building and then he look up at the moon, it has an eye, a long nose and its grinning.
Koan: we're not at home, and I can feel everything
joker: really?
Smarty: no what he means is that there is a lot of spiritle energy unknown to us.
Koan: what he said.
Joker: so what now?
Koan: scatter and find somewhere and get info about this world and stuff while if they had food.
Joker: your positive?
Koan: does anyone moons ever have face even like this? (pointed the moon)
Joker: good point, so what now?
Koan: scatter like a chicken on the loose and find the big cheese! To grill the answers.
Joker: yeah! that's sound brilliant.
Smarty: I have nothing to against it as long we know where we are.
Koan: yes! Tra la laaaaaaa!
He then jump to building as he turn his leg to a spring to hop around.
Koan: Boing! Boing! Boing!
Then landed down to a forest somewhere then spotted a purple cat with large yellow eyes, ears with pale bushy tips and a long curly tail. She wears a smaller version of her witch's hat and a collar with a round bauble that has three triangles etched into it to resemble a jack-o-lantern's face walking to some forest until she turn to koan.
Koan: oh a kitty (waving his hand) hi kitty, koan love your hat!
Kitty: aw thank you.
Koan: AH A TALKING CAT! I LOVE IT HERE ALREADY!
Kitty: um ok? (spotted his shirt) say, where did you get that shirt?
Koan: what shirt? My straitjacket?
Kitty: (surprise) straitjacket? You was in an asylum?
Koan:it's a…(look down a little)
kitty: I understand that you don't want to talk about it.
Koan: really?(smile)
Kitty: of course, oh how rude of me I didn't introduce myself.
Then she make a purple poof and she is now human form, she now has long purple hair with two curly ends on the sides, wearing her witch hat, black dress skirt, black legging with shoes, and has arm sleeves and she has big bust.
?: (cat smile) my name is blair that magic cat.
Koan: my name is koan seinaruyami, nice to meet you pretty lady! (his belly rumbles loud) do you have something to eat? me is hungry as a gopher!
Blair: (blush a little and giggles) silly boy, come with me, I'll feed you.
Koan: yay!
Koan then followed blair to her pumpkin house and they went in and grab a bite to eat.
Koan: thank you blairy.
Blair: my pleasure, I understand that your not from around here in death city.
Koan: death city?
Blair: yep.
Koan: I thought it was Halloween town but to tell you the truth, I'm from another world.
Blair: really?!
Koan: me no lair.
Blair: wow, I can't believe that you, a person that I just met is from another world, can you tell me what world did you come from?
Koan: I came from a world that aliens and humans co-exist my friend ben who have a device to turn into many aliens, he's been a hero when he's a 10.
Blair: 10?!
Koan: yep and then soon he continue and do best as a hero of facing so many dangeorus villians, monsters, aliens and criminals, and me was a hero too and partner to ben 10.
Blair: wow.
Koan: yeah wow.
Then blair spotted the nemetrix around koan's neck.
Blair: say koan, what is that? (point to the nematrix) it's that a dog collar ?
Koan: oh it's my nemetrix, it'll allow me to change into predator aliens.
Blair: cool, can you show me?
koan: sure (touch his nematrix) boop.
Then a red flash appeared and koan change into a white tiger with blue polkadots and red lines, has yellow hair and two tails.
?: ELEKOMATA!
Blair: (hugs his head) OH YOU ARE SO CUTE!
Elekomata: thank you(as she petted his ear as he purred)
Blair: your so adorable when you purr.
Elekomata: ok I answered your questions, I got some of my own.
Blair: as long as I can lay on your back then I'll answer anything.
Elekomata: ok (she then lay on his back) do you know where I am?
Blair: well your in a world where souls are power and creatures called kishins who eats human souls.
Joker: sound like if a subtitle person who stop them as they reap the evil soul since human can't see them.
Smarty: wrong show for that.
Elekomata: so how do the humans like defend themselves?
Blair: well, there is another thing in this world you must know, some humans can change into actual weapons, they reconfigure there body into a weapon that he or she is, and some of them can weals the weapons are called misters, they fight together as mister and weapon they protect each other and there is a few of them have a rare ability, some of them can actually see into peoples souls and see there energy.
Koan: that's awesome, are there other species then a kishin?
Blair: well yeah, there is demons, clowns, werewolfs, witch, sorcerers, fairys and bloodsuckers.
Elekomata: I see and anyone who's in charge and a place that.
Blair: well there is lord death and there is one place for meister and there weapon can be at.
Elekomata: what is it?
Blair: he call it Death Weapon Meister Academy or DWMA for short, it's stands against the forces of evil which plunge the world into chaos and drag humanity to the very depths of fear and madness.
Elekomata: death sound nice(his hearing heard a cry for help)
Blair: something wrong koany?
Elekomata: someone in trouble(turn to blair) dont worry blairy, koan be back as a flying hotdog!
Blair: okay koan, be safe.
Elekomata change back to koan.
Koan: alright, Have no fear! Koan is here! Tra la la la! (brake through the roof) I'll fix that later!
Koan is now jumping from house to house finding the scream, then he see a woman in front of a creature with claws and a mask with a long tough.
Joker: hey a clown
Smarty: that's jack the ripper
Koan: you read his mind?
Smarty: yep, which we senses two energy coming at him and might end him.
Koan: should we interfere?
Joker: nah let's sit down and enjoy the show, so we can get popcorn and soda with it.
Smarty: even thanks to blair info we can see if some meister and their partner does.
Koan: yeah let's enjoy the show! And maybe get a good scoop about it as well.
Then two individuals came from the top of the stares, the one of the right is a girl with pail blonde hair, green eyes wears a black coat jacket, red skirt and white and black shoes, and one on the left is another girl but she has short white hair and red eyes she wears a light gray headband, a yellow and black jacket with a yellow spot on the left, red shorts and long black sock along a yellow sneakers.
?: that man soul eater, his soul.
Soul: right maka there's no doubt about it that dudes soul is a kishin egg it's pure evil, he's not human anymore.
Maka: any soul who breaks the path of humanity becomes evil, runs the risk of transforming into a kishin, in the name of lord death this evil must be purge, let's collect the damage soul and end this.
Koan: hmm, kishin egg, any hunam dumb enough to join the evil side can change into a kishin.
Soul: just so we're clear maka, this guy turning himself into a weapon he's the same as me that way, course I look a lot cooler then my human for then he dose. (change her arm into a scythe blade that is red on the blade edge and black on the body) being a weapon isn't the problem here, the problem with this guy, is his soul!
The she completely change into a scythe with a red eye on the base and silver rod.
Maka: I know, (she done a few twirls with soul and put her on to her shoulder) you serial killer jack the ripper, your murdering days are over your soul is mine!
Then the kishin named jack roared and charge at maka and try to slash her.
Maka: weapon and meister two fighting as one, lets go soul eater.
Then they clash there blades at each other and dogging there attacks.
Koan: this is so far amazing.
Joker: yeah, this maka girl is badass!
Smarty: indeed and the other girl soul eater is interesting as well.
Koan: wonder what's a soul taste like?
Joker: maybe chicken.
Smarty: don't forget spicy or cold.
The two are still fighting with there blades and maka jump off jacks head making him off balance and he jump and maka jump up to him.
Maka this is ours now! (slash at jack) the 99th soul!
Then the kishin turn into a red ball with some rock on the sides, it floated down and maka with soul eater with her upper body out grab the soul and slurp her drool.
Soul: (eats the kishin's soul and puff out air) maka thank you for a great meal.
Koan: so they capture 99 soul huh?
Smarty: seem they work very hard.
Maka: we're almost there aren't we? Took us long enough but that was number 99 we have finally collected all the kishin souls we need.
Soul: only one think left now, I just got to eat a soul of a witch then I'll be lord deaths weapons, your looking at the next death scythe, I know if I wasn't cool enough already right?
Smarty: she needs to know that coolness isn't everything.
Joker: can we go yet?
Koan: not yet, look.
Maka: anyway we better report back to lord death and let him know. (run up to a window and breath it on the glass then write numbers down) just write in the death rooms number, 42-42-564 when you ever want him knock on deaths door.
Then the mirror change and to show a weird shaped shadow with a funny skull mask.
Maka: hello lord death are you there? Meister maka reporting.
Lord death: yeah yeah, hello meister maka how are you doing? How did it go?
Koan: it's like looking at a mirror oh wait it is (laugh) I like him he's stupendous and my king reaper but koan wonder do skeleton poop.
Joker: me too.
Smarty: a little TMI?
Koan: truck machine Icicle?
Smarty: never mind.
As koan jump down crawl to the top of the wall beneath maka and soul to listen to them and their conversation closey.
Joker: good thing we can crawl like spiders.
Koan: sure the web-head don't mind since he's not the only on.
Maka: I just collected the 99th kishin soul sir now we just need one witch soul left to collect and we'll be done.
Lord death: well done maka you're proving just as talent of a meister as your other was.
Maka chuckled nervelessly then a man with red hair wearing a black suit with a cross tie and a gray shirt.
?: hey soul eater, you better watch over my daughter.
Joker: talk about over protective father.
Smarty: We scenes he's a weapon too, a death scythe.
Koan: it seems my guess that maka is a half weapon as well.
?: if you do something horrible and wrong to my maka, if you lay a hand on her as a death scythe no, as a father I will freaking kill you! You got me you little squid head?
Soul: what are you smoking? See how cool I' am? you think I do something so bad flat chest? (point her thumb at her make maka gain a tick mark)
?: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAT MY MAKA IS NOT ATTRACTIVE!? WHY HAVEN'T YOU FIND A MAN FOR ONCE YOUR A WOMAN AREN'T YA?!
Soul: you konw your a little annoying.
koan then crawl down and duck down to still listen to them.
?: maka your dad loves you. (turn to her daughter)
Maka: (scoff turn her head away) don't wast your breath on me there is no way I'll consider you my father.
They make him turn white and sob to a corner.
Koan: oh harsh.
Lord death: enough of that let's seat the family feud aside for a moment, as you know of a meister and weapon pair collected 99 evil souls, souls that have straied and become kishin eggs and additionally a soul of one which soul then the weapon will obtain the qualifications necessary to become a death scythe one of my instruments, but it's that last soul is a bit tricky, you made it this far but you should know there are countless meisters who lost there lives when they challenge a witch, you need to be careful maka but if your lucky maybe the death scythe you'll be creating might be powerful as the one your mom created before.
Koan: hmm, these witch classes are powerful.
Smarty: indeed but not a match for us.
Joker: you got that right!
Maka: right.
Lord death: also please do be sure not to make a mistake, this last collection the witches soul is very important if you slip up all of the 99 kishin souls you two collected so far will be confiscated.
Maka: we understand sir.
Soul: yeah we'll make a clean job of it don't worry.
Lord Death: in that case all see you two later.
And when the image is fainted he can see koan behind maka and waving to him, as the image is blank maka and soul turn to see koan which surprise them.
Koan: Eh what's up doc? And seeyah later wally gators! (teleported)
Soul: maka? What was that?
Maka: I don't know.
Back at blairs house
Blair was feeling edgy until koan appeared.
Koan: HONEY! I'M HOME!
Blair: oh thank goodness, are you ok?
Koan: yep, oh and I learn that witch class is powerful in this world but not from me.
Blair: are you sure?
Koan: I know your not one, you are a cat with magical powers are your still cute and a cool nekomata in my book.
Blair: nako...mata? I don't think we have one of those here.
Koan: it's like a half cat half human but a cat yōkai with supernatural abilities and sometime magic or etc.
Blair: oh! And thank you, say do you want to take a bath with me?
Koan:(eyes wide as his head turn red)B-BATH!
Blair: yep!
Koan: um, why?
Blair: (cat smile)because your cute and I won't do anything wrong~.
Koan:(laugh crazy) okay, as long you scrub me and I'll scrub you so I can be clean as a milkshake!
Blair: okay~!
Then they went to blairs bathroom and she strip her clothes and went into the tub.
Blair: (stretch) come on in koan the waters fine.
Koan then went in with only his towel and blair blush very hard seeing his muscles and she purrs.
Blairs thoughts: Mmm~, big hunk of meat~. I want him~.
He remove a towel and dive in.
Koan: alright blair, your turn to scrub me.
Blair: okay~.
Koan: you know what will be good while bathing? I feel like a song should be go to add the bubbly!
Play I've Got No Strings - Pinocchio - Disney
Koan: I've got no strings to hold me down, to make me fret, of make me frown. I had stings, but now I'm free, there are no strings on me.
Koan: ~ I've got no strings to hold me down, to make me fret, of make me frown ~ . I had stings, but now I'm free, there are no strings on me ~ . Hi-ho the me-ri-o That's the only way to go , I want the world to know Nothing ever worries me. I've got no strings So I have fun I'm not tied up to anyone They've got strings, But you can see There are no strings on me ~!
Blair: wow, I didn't know you can sing
koan: I can do something else in the future chapters
Blair: well wanna here my singing?
Koan: sure do, I'm all ears kitty!
Blair: pum-pum-pum-pum-pum I always get what I want just give it to me, pum-pum-pum-pum I am a beauty beauty beautiful lady! But you know you know I got a secret yes I do, pumpkins pum-pum-pumpkin pum-pum-pumpkin, because that's my magic spell pum-pum-pumpkin, pum-pum-pumpkin yeah.
Koan: that's stupendous kitty!
Smarty: the girl have a thing for pumpkin.
Joker: yeah! And we're chilling in the tub, should've make a hot tub.
Smarty: as we can tell she have a thing for koan.
Blair: thank you, mind scrubbing me.
Koan: okie-dokie!
meanwhile with soul and maka
The two are now standing in front of blairs house.
Maka: this must be the house where the witch blair lives.
Soul a pumpkin house? that's cool. It looks tasty but sneaking into a house isn't cool enough why now we just charge in there?
Maka: we cant she's different from the others we faced so far.
Soul: lets go! (charge in)
Maka: hey! Get back here!
Back with koan and blair
Koan: hey blair, we're about to have company.
Blair: we do?
koan: yep, soul and maka, meister and her partner who's gonna be a scythe who's coming at this window just...about...now.
Soul then crash through the window and spotted koan naked.
Soul: naked man! (crash into his back)
Koan: hello. Are you ok?
Blair: what's the matter? it's everything okay down there in the bubbles little girl?
To his answer she got a nose bleed and was hanging at the edge of the tub.
Soul: that's ok cool women see man naked right? I'm totally use to it.
Koan: no they don't and you lie!
Maka: you idiot! (roundhouse kick her at the face) what are you thinking?!
Koan: Well hey maka and soul what doing?
Maka: (look at koan) hey your the guy from the street and how did you know us?
Koan: my name is koan seinaruyami, me found you two talking to magic mirror and now koan known about the grim reaper and your weird daddy, (grin) also about you collect 99 souls.
Maka: yes but sorry to interrupt, but I'll be taking your soul now.
Koan then hop out of the tub and put on his clothes.
Koan: sorry but that's not gonna happen, because of (look at soul ) soul will become a death scythe correct?
Maka: yeah.
Koan: (crazy laugh) sorry but not gonna let it happen, if you want her soul then you have to take mine instead, if you two can handle that.
Soul: yeah, if we defeat you I'll be able to eat your soul. (change into a scythe)
Koan: cool that she can do that, I wish I can do that.
Maka: after I take your soul he'll be much more.
Koan: well, don't give your hopes up maka and good luck. But first, let's take this outside (jump out of the wall) tra la la!
Blair: wait for me koany~.
At outside
Maka: seem your defending the witch huh?
Koan and blair: witch?
Soul notice koan's nemetrix around his neck and his shirt is a straightjacket , even maka notice it too.
Soul: hey maka, look at his neck.
Maka: yeah I see it, hey you what is that on your neck?
Koan: if you two want either of me or blair's soul , (turn to blair) blair let's have fun with them and a lesson of house crashing.
Blair: anything you say koany-woany~.
Koan: and You want me to answer you of what this thing around my neck can do( grin wider) allow me to show you instead.
he then change into elekomata again which blair hugs again and shocked both soul and maka
Soul: what the hell ?!
Maka: how did he ?!
elekomata: Blair we can do it later soon okay?
Blair: okay fluffy koany
Elekmoata: ready blair?
Blair: yeah
Maka: get ready soul
Soul: it's just a tiger with different color and two tails, nothin special.
Elekmoata: oh really? LIGHTNING...
Blair: Pumpkin pumpkin pumpkin...
Elekmoata and blair: HALLOWEEN STRIKE CANNON!
As a jack o lantern cover is lightning at them, maka dogged it just in time and see it explode and they hide, blair then hugs Elekmoata's head and rubs her face at his head.
Blair: so soft~.
He then begin to purred then turn back to koan.
koan: oh they playing hide and seek blair, but me got a plan! HAHAHAHAHA!
timeskip
soul: dame that guy and that witch, how can I be so cool when he is hot and naked like that?
Maka: need to expect a stiff attack she is a witch but that other guy is something else but you lost your chance t become a death scythe because you can't resist him.
Soul: your just jealous about her b***.
Maka: hey you are too.
Then soul grab maka and hide at a nearby tree and blair is looking for them.
Soul: its her, what now?
Blair: (spotted souls but) I can see your butt scythey girl right koan?
Koan it's up from the tree branch as he's meet face to face soul and maka as he's upside down.
Koan:(Make a goofy face) SURPRISE!
koan: Hahahahah ! boy I got you good and you've fall from my trap! (look at blair) oh and blair watch this trick, I learn this from you.
As small jack o lantern burst form his hand as there cover in red and yellow energy like flames
Koan: Pumpkin pumpkin pumpkin, MINI PUMPKIN GRENADE!
He then throw the little pumpkin then it made a big explosion.
Blair:(stars for eyes) amazing, how did you do that?
Koan: koan mimic, koan watch you do it but me can modified or customize it, I called them "Mini pumpkin grenades".
Blair: so you can copy anything?
Kon: attacks, magic, weapons you name it.
Blair: (hugs him) that is awesome!
Maka: so you can copy her attacks and make them your own.
Koan: Yes, and your it! so we'll be hiding and you have to find us! btw I like your coat jacket maka ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (he teleported along with blair)
Maka: wha?
The next day
Maka: (holding a piece of paper) listen up soul this time I write down a detailed plan in this piece of paper.
Soul: and that's suppose to give us the edge this time? we're not exactly going grocery shopping here a piece of paper isn't going to help us take down a witch and a guy that is unpredictable.
Maka: (angry tick mark) ok fine you come up with an idea to beat blair and koan.
Soul: hey do you think that koan's first and last name mean something to you?
Maka: now you mention it, it dose sound chaos like and his last name is translated as holy darkness
Soul: both first and last name kinda cool and who know? I vote for brute.
Maka:(playfully hitting her) that's your answer to everything ! we have to work together here don't you want to be a death scythe you have to take this seriously soul this is a witch and koan we have to face !
Soul: yeah I get it maka just shut up now.
Koan: you know you two act like sisters then partners and horrible at playing hide and seek.
They turn around see blair and koan Then he change into a giant bat with his body made of aqua blue crystal and metal, sharper long fangs, a tail, four eyes and a nemetrix around his neck which surprise blair, soul and maka to see koans new form.
?: ARMORPAOTIRA! Crystal….
Blair: pum-pumpkin….
Armorpaotira and blair: SONIC CANNON!
Then a explodion that created a pumpkin cloud with devil horns.
The next day
maka and soul in her weapon form are dogging blairs giant pumpkins but got blasted of a sonic scream and roll to the ground then get up as Armopterra landed to the ground.
Armopterra: man you two don't want to call it a quit do you? You seem to think I'm the bad guy here.
Smarty: if we can explain to them.
Joker: but ruin the fun and see what there made off?
Smarty: it already happen in 2 days past.
Maka: well your names mean chaos and holy darkness.
Armopterra: so? My last name is Japanese! And your gonna judge my first name! That's rude ! like soul break the god damn window instead of using the fucking door!
Maka: tall that to her.
Soul: what dose that suppose to mean?!
Maka: shut up or you try beating him by giving a nose bleed again? Your completely useless sometimes.
Armopterra: ok this is getting annoying.
Armopterra then change back to koan and he give then the "come at me bro" gesture, maka charge at him and slash at him but he catch it with his bear hands which shock blair, soul and maka.
Maka: but how?!
Koan: you know what your two problems are? Disagree or agree about what's best to take down the enemy but I'm not the enemy here and dos blair look like she can harm a fly? She's my sweet pumpkin.
Maka: then why are you defending her?! And how come you can catch soul with out getting cut?
Koan: then tell me maka, how will you two work together if you fight each other instead and the enemy got the advantage of dealing with you two so easily?
He kicked her then took soul from maka as koan grab the scythe.
Soul: what the? His soul….
Maka: how can you wield soul like that?
Koan: don't know, I'm just koan hehehe(smirk)
As soul heard voices if like came from koan's head or something.
joker: oh boy ! a roomy who's a girl, hey soully!
Smarty: you never expected and didn't know where from around here huh?
Soul: what the? Who's there? Who are you two?
Joker: well I'm joker, koans happy, goofy and his wackiness.
Smarty: and you can call me smarty, his intelligent, calm and learning side, but right now let's disconnect this.
Turn off as soul can't senses koan's soul or whatever then koan twirl soul fast as he give maka a serious talk and his voice seem serious which make blair, maka and soul notice it.
Kaon: you see maka , this is like how it happen , for example an anti who can't deal with a scorpion but a number of ants who work together of what skills they have.
As he throw the scythe back to maka as she catch it.
Koan: Don't bother make a sly plan on blair soul, (look up at blair) hey blairy! It's your turn to have fun.
Blair: ok! Pump-pumpkin, pumpkins, pumpkin, SMASHING PUMPKIN!
She then slam a glowing pumpkin and maka dogged that attack.
Soul: dame! He must have read my mind and I think he is a freakin lie detector.
Koan: didn't read your mind soul , I can smell it with my nose!
Maka: what?!
Soul: who is this guy?
Then blur's sleeves stretch but maka deflect it and jump up ready to slice her but blair jump out of the floating pumpkin make maka slice it in half instead.
Maka: what the?
Blair: Pump-pumpkin, pumpkins, pumpkin, SMASHING PUMPKIN!
She then slam a glowing pumpkin and maka fall down to the ground.
As blair landed next to koan then he turn his head to her.
Koan: blair,(grin) give them a ride cause it'll be a stretch.
Blair smiled and made the tip of her hat stretch and grab makas leg and throw her to the roof but she landed.
Maka: what should we try now soul? My attacks won't work on her and koan will just block us again (soul not responding) soul? Soul hello? What's wrong?
Blair came up with her pumpkin and koan jump and landed on the roof as the two smile at them.
Koan: having problem with your partner? Also blair not what you think she is and if maka is forcing you to far soul, come with me instead since I don't push you too far.
Meanwhile
lord death looking at his mirror watching the fight and the red head walked in with a grin on his face.
?: wooh, good times at chupacabras.
Lord death: your out drinking while your daughter is out fighting?! What kind of a father our you?
?: what? Maka? Something happened?
Lord death: she's not doing so well against this witch she might die and the boy I feel that hes not normal.
Then koan is right in front if the screen.
Koan: BOO! (made the red hair jump a little and lord death surprised) Hello hello too you too death and spirit, I know your watching this, if you wonder who the hell am I? I'll give you the detail later as I'm not the enemy. If I was I should kill maka with soul but I would never do that,(frown a little) also spirit I understand how munch of a dad you wanted to be but I'm very disappointed of you make maka don't see eye to eye at you.
Death: remarkable.
Koan: So you two don't pretend you don't hear me, I know you can and koan is koan of how he do this. This is a huge misunderstanding of this situation cause blair is not a witch but a cat girl with magic, and I wanted to see how these two are strong, they need to work on their team work to win against an opponent or powerful foes or they'll lose or die, and I needed to remind them of what lesson they gonna learn next time of their mission, well enjoy the rest of the show see you two very soon(grin wider) so koan out! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!(Make a chicken noise)
Back with the fighting
blair is still throwing her pumpkins at the two and maka is hanging on the side of the roof.
Maka: soul what's going on I don't understand why haven't you been answering me?
Soul: maka.
Maka: there you are.
Then out of the blue soul change back but still grab a hold on maka.
Soul: stop talking.
Soul dropped maka at the trash but koan caught her and put her down then walk back away.
Maka: hey why did you make me drop like that for?!
Soul: I don't think we should be partners anymore maka, you see, (has heart in her eyes) I want to be koans weapon now!
Maka's jew dropped but koan already know that soul is lying but he decided to platy along and smiled.
Koan: Really? Does it mean more stronger then pumpkin girl?
As blair eyes wide of hurt but koan wink at blair as she saw that, she decided to play along a little but she felt like she is jealous.
Maka: (point to koan) koan! You manipulated soul to make her to be with you that's a dirty trick.
Soul: you really are stupid, any woman would chose a man with a body like koan. Who's cool to me
walk next to koan as she sway her hips make him blush a little
koan: you got that right and blair is hot with some nice body(make blair blush a little) but a death scythe maybe beyond strongest and she seem like a suitable partner
blair:(fake tears) koan why ? you use me ?
koan: only somewhere around.
Smarty: is like a soup Oprah.
Joker: but weird and supernatural of shit!
Maka: you man, all of you horrible, cheating on every woman, but soul she decided to trust me I put my faith on you, I can believe that you will leave me for a man like this, I wish all of you just die! How soul, you said that all women make wild obsession with out reasoning right? That's what you said? Well what reason for men have for cheating?! Its not far!
Soul: (smile) how am I suppose to know I don't know, (made her arm into a blade) after all cool girls don't cheat on there partners do they? (see maka shocked and she raise her hand) MAKA!
Maka then run up to soul and grab her hand and she change into her scythe mode and blair fall to koan's arms but both of them but cut in half, Then they see koan is in half separated form his bottom to the ground.
As Blair's soul is color purple and shape of a cat and a witch hat ghost like which soul got it and turn to maka and grin.
Soul: we got them all good job.
Koan: I wouldn't eat that if I was you, and can't believe you thought you can trick me again?
They turn to koan with his legs standing up he waved to them.
Maka and soul: AAAAAAHHHHHH!
Maka: what the hell?! Your suppose to be a soul!
Koan: (reattach with his legs) three words girls, I, can't, die. (turn to soul) I'm crazy but not stupid soul , I just backfire your plan to pretend like you flirt me while betrayed maka so you can have my soul , and blair pretend to feel heart broken of my cheated on her.
Soul: even so I can still be a death scythe, well bottoms up.
Koan: Soul No! Blair's soul is not a-
as soul swallowed and gulp it, but it was to late as a purple flash happen then a gust of wind blow it out as lighting come down at her.
Soul: AAAHHHH!( Four scythe blade pop out from her back) THE POWER! I CAN FEEL THE INCREDIBLE POWER!… or not.
As she turn back to normal.
Maka: huh?
Soul burp.
Maka: no way!
Koan: That what I'm been trying to tell you guys even with hints! But you don't use your heads, soul you and maka hunt a nekomata and ate her soul, (turn to blair in her cat form) aint that right kitty?
Blair: yep.
Maka: don't tell me, your not really.
Blair: I never said I was a witch did I, you just made that subsection all on your own, (poof back to her human form then show her cat ears and hugs koan) I'm really just a cat with ridicules about of magical power.
make maka and soul gawked in shocked
Blair: The shape and form don't matter, isn't that right koany?
Koan: yep oh and (look at the screen that death and spirit watching) spirit, try anything funny at her, I know where you live and I'll shove your scythe blades up your ass!
And with the now names spirit is now scared of koan if he flirt with blair and lord death made a sweetdrop.
Soul: you got to be kidding me! Dose this mean I ate 99 human souls and one cat soul this can't be right!
Maka: and that's not all, (remember what lord death said three times) so that means…. We failed.
Koan: oh soul, one thing I'll be taking back.
Soul: Huh?
Koan grab her mouth in surprise to open it open like a trashcan then he dive his right hand into her mouth in both maka and blair surprise even lord death and spirit who's watching this. As koan found it and lift his arm and got blair's soul and close soul's mouth.
Koan: I won a prize! (smiling while make a duck noise)
Joker: hah! better then pull a rabbit out of a hat!
Smarty: Unless it's not a soul.
Maka: um, what happen?
Koan: I took back the soul that soul eater ate, but you two still lose those 99 kishin souls sorry.
then koan put Blair's soul back to her good as new.
Koan: there you go good as new, and I add something for a surprise for your magic and abilities along your souls.
Blair: (hugs koan at the chest) oh thank you koany! (kissed him on the cheek)
Soul: which means I can be cool again!
Koan: so since we got ourselves in the wrong foot here, let me introduce myself (waving his arm) yellow! My name is koan seinaruyami and not a bad guy, I'm a hero form another world.
Maka: wait, you said from another world, right?
Blair: yep, he's from a world where aliens and humans live together, and I was shocked and surprised too when I heard.
Maka: ok, well, my name is maka albarn.
Soul: and I'm soul eater evans.
Koan: good and I know you two already , let me tell you how I know this stuff as blair explain this to me and I heard a cry for help, so I found a monster was gonna harmed that lady.
Maka: jack the ripper, you was gonna stop him?
Koan: yeah, until you two show up and do it cool then make magic mirror of talking to death and your dad maka, I heard everything so I get more info about this world and know what I'm dealing with and how do it works.
Maka: wow.
Soul: (grin) you are far most the coolest person I ever met.
Koan: well I think your the cool girl who change to an awesome scythe(turn to maka) and maka, ignore of soul said about your chest, your perfect and stupendous the way you are as it doesn't matter what size it is.
That made maka blush a little and made both blair and soul a little jealous.
Maka: well we better get going.
Soul: seeyah koan.
Then soul bring out her orange motorbike and they drive off.
Soul: Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
Maka: we have to star all over, as the meister I'll take full responsibility okay?
Soul: Aw man! And I was this close to be the coolest girl in the academy!
Koan: hey wait up!
Maka and soul then spotted koan catching up to them on four legs run like an animal and blair following them with her big pumpkin.
Koan: me and blair wanna join you guys at school!
Blair: yeah, and I can be with koan all day long!
Koan: Also maka, you and your partner not gonna collect all the souls alone, since It's like my fault of not trying hard to make you guys believe of blair is not a watch, so I'm gonna help your responsibility maka.
Maka: (smile) thanks.
Blair: Don't go hugging my koany.
Maka:(Glared at blair) mind your own businesses you stupid cat! And she ate your soul until koan remove it.
Blair: you aren't very smart you little girls don't you know that all cats have 9 souls?
Koan: I thought it was 9 lives?
Blair: there is little differences.
Koan: okay and Koan did a surprise and an upgrade to your soul that koan brought back (laugh crazy)means magic is strong and new powers too.
Blair thank you koany!
Koan: me welcome, not lets get going!
Hey everyone artzilla here, I know that some of you are requesting for ben to be in a crossover, but I'm sorry but we can't, me and prime are writing for austin, koan and zack, ben will be with the boys but nothing else, there is already thousands of crossovers featuring ben only, we are doing this because we like to. But there will be only one ben crossover and it's linking to rwby when it's finished, until then no ben crossovers.