[Mount Justice: June 29, 15:30 EDT]

It was quite obvious to the young partners that they are bored out of their minds. Wally glanced around and sighed, Connor was watching static again, Megan was trying to bake again, and failing miserably, Artemis was doing her math homework, Kaldur was reading a book about fish and Robin was hacking into the League systems again. Wally suddenly leaped up and made a happy noise as he remembered something, using his speed he ran from the room, returning literal seconds later with a karaoke machine and the largest, stupidest grin ever. Robin looked up and gulped "Really Kid Idiot?" he said with a faint hint of fear in his voice. Wally, in turn, said "why yes, Boy Blunder, really!" Artemis looked up and sighed "I can't sing you idiot" She stated sharply, Wally's face fell. He had this great idea but everyone was ruining it.

Robin saw the dejection on his face and sighed "Okay, we'll do it" this made Wally perk up and Artemis growl at Robin who smirked and said "Blackmail Artie-moose, I have enough to last years! Plus, I'm willing to get Roy involved as well if you take part." The mention of Green Arrow's former protégé made Artemis perk up, she eventually agreed. Robin somehow managed to bribe Roy into coming and participating. They went through the entire team minus Robin who jotted down the songs and the singers it went a bit like:

Wally- Bad Romance by Lady Gaga
Roy- What U See (Is What U Get) by Britney Spears
Artie- Bad Blood by Taylor Swift
Megan- Never Close Our Eyes by Adam Lambert
Connor- Final Countdown by Europe
Kaldur- Under the Sea from The Little Mermaid
Robin- Tik Tok by Ke$ha

That is how, dear friends, we got into the position we are now. Robin is resisting Wally's effort to make him sing, Artemis and Roy are threatening to shoot him with arrows, Megan is attempting to bribe him with cookies, Connor and Kaldur were hanging back. Suddenly, Batman strode in followed by the rest of the League. Everyone snapped to attention until the Leaguers sat down, followed by their protégés, everyone except Robin who was holding a silent conversation with the Bat. He seemed to have lost, as he sighed and growled "Fine but if you dare laugh I will tell Agent A about the time you nearly burnt down the kitchen while trying to make coffee" everyone snickered at this, only to be met with a half-hearted BatGlare. Robin walked up to the lightswitch, dimming the lights a bit, only keeping one above the coffee table lit up. Wally rolled his eyes and prepped the video camera, he knew the Boy Blunder could sing damn well but hated to admit it to anyone.

The teams watched as Robin stepped up to the coffee table {Robin: STAGE!} wearing a glittery version of his suit with no legs and a sparkly fedora and mask. He tapped his booted feet against the table as the backing track to the song started, his hips began swishing and he smirked. Everyone was completely captivated by the boys hips, legs, and mouth as it curled into a smile and opened. His voice stunned them all, he sounded exactly like Jesse McCartney, he began to sing the lyrics to a parody of Tik Tok.

Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse. (Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my breezer, I'm out the door
I'm gonna be really loud,
Cause I don't care who I piss off
Yeah, I'm a real big sinner.
Sometimes, I eat my dessert before my dinner.

His hips were swaying in such a way that it should have been illegal, he ran his hand down his body, and twerked a bit as he spun around, turning his head to face them, eyes hooded and looking ever so sexy.

I'm talking odd socks on my toes, toes
Taking off all my clothes, clothes
Feeling overexposed,
So, I put all of my clothes, uh, back on...

Flush before I wee, wee.
Get arrested daily, ly.
Tryin' to get a peek of some titties...

He grinned and slut dropped a bit and leaned forwards before flipping off the table onto the back of the couch the league was on and strutted across that, hips swaying. His smirk in place as he ran his hand down Flash's front, biting his lip, and moving onto Lantern. Hal Gordon suddenly had a hand running it's nails down his front, a small, lithe body in his lap. They watched as Robin then moved onto Green Arrow's lap, laying there and hooking his leg around his neck, pulling himself up. He smirked and flipped onto Canary, grinding against her before hopping down and strutting over to Superman and Wonder Woman, they all watched him slut drop and twist his hips enticingly. He was still singing

I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad.
Pucker up, kiss my butt,
Cause I'm bloody fuckin' nuts.
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy Pokerface like,

Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh.

I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad.
Pucker up, kiss the nut,
Cause it sells to be a slut.
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy Pokerface like,

Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh.

He moved over to the team, Wally gulped as Robin ground against Connor, leaving feather light kisses over his jaw and throat. Wally then had to watch as Robin gently kissed Kaldur and nibbled on Megan's neck. He fully straddled Artemis' lap and slid up her body, then back down, ass sticking out. Roy was next as Robin ground against his lap, elicting a throaty moan. Wally smirked but it fell as Robin strutted over to him, his jaw dropped as Robin twisted his hips, slut dropped and ground against him teasingly. His voice had a hint of laughter in it.

I stay out 'til eleven when my curfew is ten.
"Goodnight, sweetie. Sleep well."
"Shut up, Mum! I'm on MSN!"
Now, the girls are lining up
Because we're pussy sailin'
But we punch 'em in the mouth if they're not Sarah Palin.

Talkin' 'bout doing things we'll regret, gret,
Menthol cigarette, rette
Butt plugs in his pet!
Woah, woah, woah...

At this Robin held his hands up and twisted his wrists.

Text sex on my Samsung,
Not telling Dad Mum rung, rung,
Have sex with Alexa Chung
By telling her I'm well hung.
(I'm-I'm-I'm quite well hung.)

I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad.
Pucker up, kiss my butt,
Cause I'm bloody fuckin' nuts.
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy Pokerface like,

Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh.

I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad.
Pucker up, kiss the nut,
Cause it sells to be a slut.
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy Pokerface like,

Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh.

The next bit he sashayed over to Batman and climbed into his lap. He bit his lip and turned around, grinding himself on his dad's crotch before bending down, ass in the air as he placed his hands on the floor. He flipped onto his hands and walked easily to the makeshift stage again, standing up to finish the song.

This is the part where the rap breaks down,
This is the part where drums go POW,
This is the part where your balls sag down,
This is the part where you pants go brown,
This is the part where your dad goes out on a cold Christmas Eve to get some more milk but he never comes back because seventeen years later you find out he's had a whole fucking
family with some Spanish bitch and he doesn't even know your fucking name anymore!
Shut the fuck up!

[Crying] I'm sorry...

I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad.
Pucker up, kiss my butt,
Cause I'm bloody fuckin' nuts.
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy Pokerface like,

Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh.

I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad.
Pucker up, kiss the nut,
Cause it sells to be a slut.
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy Pokerface like
Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh.

Just Dance!
Bad Romance!
Now let's copy Pokerface like

Woah oh woah oh woah oh woah oh oh

Robin finished with a sultry twist of his hips and a pout. Batman smirked and began clapping "Well done Robin. Remember, the more provocative you are the more likely that someone I need to take in will steal you." He then turned and left. Everyone stared at Robin who was beaming in pride of being complemented. "Dude," Wally said "Never do that again."