Go Fund You Not

Chapter 1

By Shadowgate

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After getting out of the shower and drying off nine year old Melissa Cartman was ready for the day. When she went down to the living room she saw her dad's cellphone and a note. It had a name and number she did not recognize and the note was left for her mom Heidi.

Melissa of course didn't give a damn about minding her own business. She called the man herself and said told him she was Eric Cartman's nine year old daughter and asked him what was going on. When she did she found out so much more about the past. He was the first customer of a project Cartman started with four friends long ago to make money.

When Heidi returned she asked her daughter what she was doing on her father's cell phone. Melissa handed the phone to her mother.

Heidi told that man to not call her husband ever again and that contact should have been lost years ago. She hung up on him and deleted the number.

Heidi said "I will talk to your father about this situation and explain to him everything thoroughly about the man. As for you this was none of your business and there's not to be another word of it."

Melissa said "yes ma'am."

Melissa rushed out to meet her two friends nine year old Jerry Marsh and Kate Broflovski. She told them all about how her parents made money in a plan funding themselves.

Jerry and Kate both looked puzzled.

Melissa said "they used an online program called Kickstarter. Through that program you can build your very own company and get donations. It's so fucking awesome."

Kate took a deep breath and said "Melissa that doesn't sound like honest money. You have to have a college degree and know how to perform a job skill for that to work."

Melissa said "uh hello Kate I just said our parents did this when they were kids and they didn't have any fucking college degrees. I'm going to go for it. Are you two in with me?"

Jerry and Kate reply "NO" at the same time.

Melissa gave them both a mean look.

Jerry shot back a stern look and said "Melissa it sounds like a money scam that isn't a good idea."

Jerry and Kate went to the park.

Melissa went home and headed up to her room to get started.

TO BE CONTINUED