When TF2 and Remnant meet

Chapter 1: A Portal

In a Void filled with legends and creators of many subjects (Alive and Dead), there were two that are talking about stuff. One of them was the spirit of Monty Oum (May he rest in peace) on his computer, making various kinds of work that are only capable of viewing by the worthy and the dead, and the other was the lord Gabe Newell, sitting upon his gaming throne and checking on how steam sales are going. They met at a PC convection for the residents here and talked about their effects on the internet and how the Godly Badassery they contained made the internet an enjoyable place for a diverse group of people with different and similar interests. Currently they were talking about how the characters of RWBY and TF2 would react to each other and the consequences that would transpire after.

"So it's agreed, we shall get the copy versions of these characters to meet and survey their reactions" ask Lord Gaben, wanting to mess around a bit with the non-canonical realms of their creation. "Yes, and I know exactly how to bridge the gap between the world of TF2 and Remnant" said the spirit of Monty, as he whispered his plan to Gaben , who smiled and nodded to the ingenious plan that was about to commence.

[Remnant: on top of a White Fang base at night]

On this deceivingly normal building that contains multiples amounts of terrorists fighting for equality between human and faunus, Monty Oum (Also know as God in this realm, but no one knows his name unless they're dead or enlightened beyond imagination) used his power and laptop to replaced the bricks that made up the roof with bricks...made of magic (DO NOT QUESTION IT), serving as the Remnant entryway that requires Gaben to do his part in the TF2 realm to make this work.

Nearby, The first year team RWBY are searching for the White Fang as part of their mission to uphold the peace in Vale, but after searching for hours and finding nothing, they simply chatted about stuff after finding out Roman is affiliated with the WF.

"Soooooooooooooo... everything's all right between all of us, right?" Ruby asked Blake and Weiss, because even though they made up after stopping Roman Torchwick, Ruby was unsure if they had become bestie's (Ruby has a firm belief that everyone can have as much bestie's as they want, not caring about that technically there can only be one bestie).

"Yes" the salt and pepper duo said simultaneously, as they bounded over the fact they were the most intellectual and responsible( The smart and mature ones).

"Hey Blake, what you doing with monkey boy these last two days?" Yang questioned the cat girl

"We just talked about random stuff while drinking some tea." Blake replied, unaware Yang was using this as ammo to embarrass her a bit.

"Are we talking about stuff like I don't know, how cute of a couple you two look like together?" the blond brawler innocently said with a massive grin on her face, prompting the rest of the team to stop and look at Blake, while said girl just got ready to brace the reactions of the two petite girls.

"Your perfect for him""I hope you make him well behave""You two are like the sun and moon, I think his name is sun""Make sure he treats you nice and doesn't try to woo other girls or else" and more were said to the black cat, as the white rose duo kept telling her reasons, advice, or anything else about Blake's possible relationship with Sun, until it was too much.

"WE DIDN'T TALK ABOUT THAT!"Blake yelled, trying to stop the barrage notice that they were hiding behind Yang and cowering in fear, at this she sighed."We were talking about my past with the white fang" and then told RWY the exact same thing she told Sun, after which she remembered something that confused her."Wait a minute, why would the white fang, an organization of faunus wanting rights, be ordered by Roman?" and at this the rest tried to come up with reasons to answer Blake's question.

"Maybe he wants to help the faunus gain their rights?" Ruby replied, seeing how that's the main goal for the faunus extremists.

"No, Roman treats the faunus as animals, he wouldn't care about their goals." Blake answered her, remembering the interactions as the criminals were stealing the shipment of dust.

"Perhaps he bribed them with a cut out of every theft they made." Weiss theorized, as Roman is a well know thief.

"No amount of money is worth a faunus rights." Blake responded, as the white fang were more for terrorizing enemies of their cause.

"Then, could he have threaten them with brute force?" Yang suspected, since this reason seamed to be more likely to happen in the criminal world.

"Definitely, but how is one thief able to force an entire group of faunus to help him?" Blake wondered, as this means Roman was holding back during their fights, or he's just a pawn for something much more larger than any of them realized, a reason why they must find any kind of connection to the White Fang, when suddenly they heard a …..

*POSH*

Team RWBY turned around to the noise to see …... a sign that says "White Fang Base to the right of here. Totally Legitimate."

A few seconds after reading the sign, Ruby decided to ask a question "what does legitimate mean?"

"It means valid, you dunce." Weiss retorted

"Oh..." after finding out what that means, she immediately bolt where the sign told the base is at

"What the? Does she actually believe this, what if its a traaaa...OH MY GOD! RUBY, BIG SISTER COMING TO SAVE YA!"Yang yelled, trying to catch up to her sister, despite the speed difference between them.

"Yang, WAIT!" Weiss shouted, but it was too late as the yellow dragon ran to get to her red hooded sister; growling, Weiss chased after the two with Blake following.

However, they didn't (more like couldn't) see who made the sign, Monty Oum, as even though they weren't necessary to the plan, he wanted to give his creations a front seat view of it.

[Mann Co.]

Here we see RED Team and Miss Pauling in a meeting with Saxton Hale, after the deaths of the three Mann brothers, the classic mercenaries, and the Administrator; Saxton is back to being in charge of Mann Co. and with the robo-mercs as a prize for winning, there is now a better workforce, with them working as long as they need to on whatever they're needed for, and with the help of the engineers, they only require a single banknote of any currency to go a full day, resulting with higher profits, some of it used to make more robots, creating a cycle. However the mercenaries were wondering what the meeting was about, there is the possibility that, since there is no more enemies to fight for Mann Co., they were to be fired for being of no use.

*PROPERTY DAMAGE*

Suddenly, Saxton Hale crash through the roof and executed a flawless barrel roll."G'day gents, it's time to tell you all why your here, you may have heard furphies about me firing all of you, but the reason I've summoned all of you is quite simple really." Hale said before Spy asked a question.

"And for what purpose do you want us to do that your robots are unable to do, Mr. Hale?" he said, pondering what do the mercs have an advantage over the robots to still be considered useful to the buff Australian.

"Simple, to keep doing what your were doing before Grey Mann showed up." Hale stated, getting confused looks from everyone, before Engineer stood up.

"Uh...Mr. Hale, the Mann brothers are long gone..." Engineer said, before Soldier interrupted him.

"Not true, I met them as ghosts, they even talked to us when we were pushing their corpses to hell Soldier stated, remembering Scream Fortress 2013.

"Soldier, we pushed them to hell, they're gone for good, at least till Halloween" Engineer said, reminding Soldier why they were doing that.

"Oh...right then, carry on you greased up, toy-making monkey" Soldier ordered Engineer, who nodded in agreement, though also he sent a glare for the insult.

"Anyway, the brothers are gone, no one would want these useless lands, and even the people of Teufort want us out of here; what reason would you want us to keep fighting like a bunch of maniacs for?" Engineer wondered, as did everyone else when Saxton's assistants showed up setting up a screen and a projector filled with photos.

"Alright, the reason why your still here is so I can make more money with this ingenious plan." Saxton stated, with the projector on showing the words 'The Reason Your Still Here Plan' By Saxton Hale, with everyone watching with varying degrees of interest.

"The plan is really easy to understand mates, first you keep doing what you're doing" Hale started, with the projector showing photos to show an average day at 2Fort, with everyone firing at each other, burning, bleeding, exploding, etc.

"But there's gonna be cameras everywhere to record it all." The Australian continued, showing the same photo, but with cameras in every conceivable spot looking towards them.

"We put the recordings for sale as a gory reality show" It then shows the robot mercs selling tapes marked 'Idiots Kill Each Other'.

"Then we pool all the earnings we got from them." Hale concluded with the projector ending with Mann Co. in a literal sea of money while everyone is shown swimming around in it.

"Are there any questions about this terrific plan?" Saxton asked, to which Scout raised his hand, that the Australian hero replied with a "Yes, rat man"

"What's in it for us to do all this shit?" Scout inquired, making everyone else thinking the same thing, why should they go for Hale's plan.

This got Saxton to ponder on what kind of reward would make them accept the brilliant idea before settling on the easiest one "How about a 50% raise and command 10% of the robots outside of work?" This definitely got everyone's attention, since not only do they get more money, they also get some robots to basically be their servants on top of it, so they all agreed, much to Hale's delight.

"Let's BOOGIE" Demoman yelled, then started doing the conga, with everyone else joining in as well, congaing away to their base to party out their happiness.

[Later at RED Engineer's room]

Engineer is busy working on a teleporter when Scout, Sniper, and Heavy came in with music blaring out when the door opened."Wotcha working on Engi?" Sniper ask, wondering why the Engineer is working instead of partying like the rest of the team.

"I'm working on this teleporter so that us fellas can go anywhere in this whole gosh-dang world like water off a ducks back" Engineer replied, hoping to achieve beyond science fiction.

"Da, would be nice to take Heavy's family somewhere where they can be happy."Heavy responded, knowing they have always dreamed of going to places like New York and Paris since they escaped the gulag, sure that would make the huge russian man a bit of a softie, but should anyone call him one in front of him, he would...

"Awww, so the big bad man with the minigun is simply just a big fat ted-ACK" Scout choked as Heavy's hand gripped around, before showing Scout Heavy's angered face, ready to show Scout what happens when you call him something.

"NEVER, call Heavy a ted-oomph" Heavy blurted as Scout gave the russian a punch to the face and a kick to the gut at the same time, forcing him to let go of the bostonian's neck; after recovering a bit, Scout got ready to charge strait at the fat man's gut, providing the perfect opportunity for Lord Gaben to use his godly hands to spin the two of them around, so they land right on top of sniper, who was spectating all this; causing all them to accidentally throw their items (Sandvich, Mad Milk, and Jarate) on the teleporter, freaking out the engineer as he was still working on it.

"Now what in the sam hill are you AAARGH!" Engie yelled out, unaware that Gaben put a cinder block on his head, conveniently located below a shelf of other weaponry, and by weaponry, it's the Robo-Sandvich, Dalokohs Bar, Fishcake, Buffalo Steak Sandvich, Self-Aware Beauty Mark, Mutated Milk, Crit-a-Cola, and all flavors of Bonk! Atomic Punch which are Cherry Fission, Blutonium Berry, Exothermic Eggnog, and Mulled Mistletopes; all of it which landed on the teleporter, causing it to start moving erratically and glowing a lot, until it released a flashing explosion, blinding those present while they were screaming, when suddenly it just stopped, and everyone except scout simply looked at what was in front of them, as Scout continued to scream until Heavy slapped him across his face.

"Hey don't hit...the...money...maker." Scout stopped when he noticed what the rest are staring at,

A portal that had formed from the accident.

"What..." Engineer started

"...the..." Sniper continued

"...fuck..." Scout swore

"...did we do." Heavy finished as every thought was more or less the same 'this is gonna change everything, for better or for worse'.

[Remnant]

After following the signs that to one that says "White Fang Base right in Front of You", Ruby was ready to stop the bad guys from doing bad things, until the red hooded reaper remembered that she forgot one important detail necessary to defeat these meanies, the rest of team RWBY that she left behind to follow the completely true signs, when suddenly a sharp crack entered the ears of Ruby along with bright lights in front of her eyes, who looked up to see a BLEACH lighting striking the white fang base, but wants even stranger is that the lighting is still there, exerting into the building and making sharp crackling noises over and over, the only thing that appears to be happening is a ball of energy growing out of the structure and the occupying white fang got out upon hearing thunder and was spectating the event as well, unaware there was a huntress behind all of them.

After searching for her sister, with help from the convenient signs, Yang Xiao Long managed to find her sister staring at something she didn't care about right now, because berating her sister for leaving behind the team for something that was definitely more trap than help was much more important."How could you leave us sister, especially over something as dumb as this, I mean did you really expect to see unprepared white fang just... because... of a sign?" Yang stopped upon noticing a crowd of said group, all of them preoccupied at something, guess the sign was helpful, making her question about her sister not trying to kick their butts."Ruby, helloooooooo, anyone in there? Why aren't you doing anything Ruby, this is the perfect time to beat them up. WHY. WON'T. YOU. WAKE UP! " Yang yelled and shake as she tried to make her sister get back to earth, when two similar sounding cracks made the blonde dragon look in shock and awe as there was not only a bleach colored lighting but also a yellow and a white lighting moving in a fluid like motion, striking the exact same spot where the first one hit, increasing the energy ball size, making Yang do the exact same thing as everyone else there, staring and nothing more.

The checker dou kept searching for the two sisters that are their teammates until they finally manage to see them, staring at something. Wiess was about to punish them via a long speech about the roles of leadership, communication, etc., when Blake nudged her and showed why, three strange lighting bolts that seem to go on continuously and a ball emitting light caught their attention, when way more lighting bolts struck, one as grey and shiny as metal, another as dark as chocolate, and rest being orange, red with white spots, green with brown, white with brown, purple, and two pairs of red and blue, with one of the pairs have an air of happiness and joy around it, growing the ball until it got unstable and ready to blow, prompting Weiss and Blake to pick up their respective partners and get to the nearest shelter, snapping the two sisters out their hypnotic trance.

"WhathappenwhereamIOhmygoshYangBlakeWiessyourhereI'msorryIjustwanttotakeachance WILL YOU FORGIVE ME?!" Ruby frantically said within a few seconds, hoping no one got mad at her. "Slow down there sis, nothing bad happened, although you were right to follow that strange sign, we just wanted to make sure your not..." Yang was cut off when everyone heard an explosion and got blinded by a bright light. After remembering why there in here, the team of inspired fairy tales went out to see the base gone, unconscious white fang littered the streets, and in the middle of that preoccupied space, lay a portal, where it could lead no one knows, the girls just looked on, not saying a word, till their cookie monster of a leader broke the silence.

"We have to tell Ozpin"

Alright, that is my first Fanfic, inspired by chief of RAGE Fanfic 'Mercs in Remnant', It's way better than mine, I suggest you read it, but do not say I copy him, because I am going to do all this.

Timeline: RWBY between Volume 1 and 2, TF2 after The 7 part comic series (When the 7th comes out I'll be sure to modify it to be more canon)

What's gonna happen: one of the Teams (I am not telling which one it is just wait) and Professors (Same as above) go through the portal with cameras connected to everyone's television and scrolls, and meets Hale with Miss Pauling and Robots, who gives them 'The meet the team videos', comics (Maybe, if you want to), History books about TF2 earth, and one of the RED team(The ones with the portal) to teach the kids how to kill stuff, all in exchange for him to go in sometime and PUNCH THE SHIT out of every grimm he meets, the RED team just say "Fuck it" and start showing them their class strategy, weapons, and hats.

I have some questions that I want to have answered.

1. Which cosmetic and class loadout would you suggest for the each character (at minimum, all the noticeable students)

2. How powerful are the mercs at first compared to the students (I probably go with 'Its a massacre, every student could barely withstand them for two minutes', but I will take your view in consideration.)?

3. How many upgrades from the Mann vs Machine mode can the mercenaries have (Weapon and Body)?