Dry Bowser was reading the newspaper on a wooden bench on a grassy patch somewhere around the Mushroom Bridge when suddenly Petey Piranha came riding my on a Bullet Bike he stole from Toadette, who was as mad about it as you would expect from her.

"You know she's going to be very angry," Dry Bowser explained as he rolled his right hand around. "Knowing her, it'll be pretty rough."

Petey laughed as he moved his leaves about, bouncing up and down and all around at the speed of sound, y'know ON THE BIKE. This was not a good idea, as Toadette was behind him and steaming with rage.

"YOU BIG FAT THIEF!" Toadette bellowed as she then suddenly grew into an adorable giant, towering over everything. "GIMMIE BACK MY BIKE!"

Petey yelped as Toadette gobbled him up, the plant screaming for help. Toadette burped as Dry Bowser left the scene, not wanting to deal what came afterwards, which was Toadette farting loudly as the entire highway themed race course shook from her monstrous flatulence. However, Dry Bowser noticed Toadsworth flying right towards Toadette, hitting her in the forehead as the impact caused her to explode, with a digested Petey falling on Dry Bowser, causing his bones to scatter everywhere.

"So this happened." Birdo commented as she and Bowser were both doing a time trial while riding on the Koopa King's heavily themed and spiked vehicle.

"Eh, it's a living." Bowser said while steering his car as a laugh track played, with the two riding over the red bridge as they approached the first tunnel.

Toadsworth resurfaced from the blue water after taking a dive into the sea from his impact, rubbing his brown aged mushroom cap with one of his hands whilke raising his cane with the other. "Tally ho, I'm a hero!"