In this chapter, Captain Underpants is going to need help. But where is he going to find it? I wonder.
Chapter 6: A Heroic Alliance
Captain Underpants bust down the door, looking for Ms. Ribble.
"Ms. Ribble? Where are you?" asked George.
There didn't seem to be any sign of her.
Was Professor Poopypants using her a hostage?
Perhaps he figured he could make some sort of demand in exchange for her release.
However, there hadn't been any sign of a struggle, as they had noted before.
Something was wrong.
"Are you there?" inquired Harold.
Suddenly, they heard evil laughter.
"Ah, Captain Underpants. I've been expecting you." said Professor Poopypants.
"You were expecting me? You didn't send me an invitation..." spoke Captain Underpants.
"I knew you were bound to find me sooner or later...so I figured I would prepare." noted Professor Poopypants.
"I beat you once, Professor Poopypants, I can do it again!" exclaimed the captain.
"You're right. You did beat me once...but I've made preparations to make sure that doesn't happen again." noted the professor.
"If it's a one-on-one fight, then you've got it!" shouted the superhero.
Suddenly, Professor Poopypants laughed.
"Why are you laughing?" asked George.
"Is it because Captain Underpants is in his underwear?" inquired Harold.
"Good guess. But no, I actually don't want to challenge Captain Underpants to a one-on-one fight." noted the professor.
"Then why did you bring me here?" asked Captain Underpants.
"I wanted a TWO-on-one fight." noted the professor.
"What?!" exclaimed the captain.
"That's baloney! Who would want to help you take over the world!" shouted Harold.
"Um, I'm not sure you should tempt fate like that..." noted George.
Suddenly, Captain Underpants found himself being punched in the face.
"Who did that?" asked Captain Underpants.
"Let's just say that you're about to find yourself in a very hairy situation..." said Professor Poopypants.
George gasped.
"Surely you can't mean..." said George.
Suddenly, Captain Underpants was grabbed by the leg and thrown into a TV.
Several miniature Captain Underpants surrounded his head and yelled "Tra-la-la!"
"The Wicked Wedgie Woman!" shouted Harold.
"It's been a while, hasn't it?" said the supervillainess.
"But that's impossible!" shouted George. They had used the Hypno-Ring to undo the trouble that they had accidentally caused.
"I disagree." answered Professor Poopypants, revealing the Hypno-Ring, which was now on his ring finger.
Harold gasped in horror.
"I really don't see why you would throw away something like that. Using the Hypno-Ring, you could do virtually everything you want!" exclaimed Professor Poopypants.
"We could use the Hypno-Ring to hypnotize Captain Underpants into humiliating himself...but the man flies around in his underwear. I don't know what WOULD humiliate him. So we decided to trounce him instead." noted the Wicked Wedgie Woman.
Professor Poopypants left.
"Oh man, where did he go?" asked George.
"You're about to find out." answered the wedgie woman.
Suddenly, Poopypants came back...
...in a mecha suit.
"Like it? It's called the Starchitron!" exclaimed Professor Poopypants. "I specifically designed it to defeat that meddlesome superhero who always gets in my way!"
"The Starchitron? Oh no..." noted George. He had a bad feeling what that mecha suit did.
Sure enough, Captain Underpants found himself being sprayed with spray starch.
"Noooo! My underwear!" exclaimed Captain Underpants.
"Quick, say you-know-what!" shouted Harold.
"I summon the power of Under-"
The Wicked Wedgie Woman punched the captain in the face.
"Thank you." said Professor Poopypants.
Wicked Wedgie Woman then picked up Captain Underpants and threw him outside, where he landed in a pool.
SPLASH!
The evil duo gave each other a high five.
"Oh no..." said George.
"Why don't you go out there and help your superhero to his feet...we'd love to clobber him again!" exclaimed the Wicked Wedgie Woman.
The two of them laughed wickedly and left.
"Oh no...if Captain Underpants can't defeat this duo, then who?" asked George.
"I don't know!" nodded Harold.
Curious, they decided to check up on the superhero.
Unsurprisingly, falling into the pool had caused him to turn back into Mr. Krupp.
"Where am I? I feel like an elephant sat on top of me..." noted Mr. Krupp.
Not only that, but his pair of undies were feeling seriously uncomfortable.
He went to go put on a fresh pair of underwear.
"I guess we should tell Jenny the bad news..." noted George.
"What else are we going to do?" asked Harold.
George shrugged.
Meanwhile...
Fortunately for Jenny, she managed to find Bikini Woman. She was doing something heroic as usual.
"I lost my dog!" exclaimed a boy.
"Have you checked at the dog pound?" asked Bikini Woman.
"Oh, right. Thank you, miss!" shouted the kid.
"Well, now to look for someone else who requires my assistance. For the Seven Seas!"
Jenny approached her.
"There you are! Now to turn you back to normal and-"
Suddenly, George and Harold approached her.
"What's wrong?" asked Jenny.
Bikini Woman flew away.
"Dang it!" exclaimed the girl.
"Captain Underpants got his boxers handed to him!" exclaimed George.
"What happened?" inquired the girl.
"Professor Poopypants teamed up with another supervillain...and together they trounced him!" shouted Harold.
"He did?" asked Jenny.
"Yeah...it was awful." noted George.
"Well, I believe fortune may be smiling on us..." noted Jenny, putting her hand on her chin.
"What are you talking about?! Captain Underpants got pulverized!" exclaimed Harold.
"Well, you remember when I accidentally created that superheroine? And she drank the power juice?" inquired the girl.
"Yeah..." nodded George.
"Well, if Professor Poopypants can make an alliance with Wicked Wedgie Woman...perhaps we can persuade her to join the same with Captain Underpants!" exclaimed Jenny.
"I think I get it!" spoke Harold.
"We just need the find the two of them..." noted Jenny.
Fortunately, she had a pretty good idea as to where to find Bikini Woman.
She was going for a swim in the pool Captain Underpants had landed in.
However, someone wasn't happy about that.
"Hey! That's MY pool!" exclaimed the pool owner.
"I just wanted to go for a swim..." said Bikini Woman.
"I said that's my pool!" shouted the man.
"I just wanted to use it for a few minutes..." spoke the woman.
"GET OUT OF MY POOL!" exclaimed the pool owner.
"OK! No need to be rude!" shouted Bikini Woman.
She flew out of the pool.
"Now we just need to find Mr. Krupp and change him back to Captain Underpants..." noted Jenny.
"I know how to lure him out!" exclaimed George.
"How?" asked the girl.
George and Harold pulled out some balloons.
"Aren't we having fun, Harold?" asked Harold.
"We sure are!" nodded George.
"Nothing could spoil this day!" exclaimed the blonde boy.
"Uh-huh!" nodded the boy with the tie.
"Not even Mr. Krupp!" shouted Harold.
Suddenly, they heard the sound of balloons popping.
Sure enough, Mr. Krupp was popping the balloons with a tack.
"Having fun now?!" exclaimed Mr. Krupp.
George snapped his fingers.
Once again, Mr. Krupp became Captain Underpants.
"Tra la la!" exclaimed Captain Underpants.
Immediately, he went to help others.
However, he realized that someone had beat him to the punch.
"Huh?" asked the captain.
"Sorry, you're about five minutes too late...a superheroine showed up and got back the money that mugger stole from me!" exclaimed the man.
"What? I'd like to meet that superheroine!" exclaimed Captain Underpants.
"Funny you should mention that..." noted George.
"We can take you to her!" exclaimed Harold.
"Sure. I'm glad I'm not the only superhero in this city! I can't do everything by myself!" shouted Captain Underpants.
"I take it you remember when you got pummeled?" asked Jenny.
"I know! That starch was really painful!" exclaimed the captain.
"Don't you have that catchphrase?" asked George.
"Even if I still have that catchphrase, it still really hurts!" noted the captain.
"I see." nodded Harold.
The trio took Captain Underpants to see Bikini Woman.
"Hey Bikini Woman! Guess what?" asked Jenny.
"What is it? Do people want my autograph?" inquired the superheroine.
"I'm sure some people DO want your autograph. But you know what else? You're not the only superhero in Piqua!" exclaimed Jenny.
"I'm not?" asked the superpowered lunch lady.
"Introducing the amazing Captain Underpants!" shouted George.
"Captain Underpants? I haven't heard of him." noted Bikini Woman.
"Oh yes...your comic book series takes place in a different universe..." remarked Jenny. Although...maybe she could do a crossover one day. With George and Harold's permission of course.
"Well then, allow me to introduce myself! I'm Captain Underpants!" exclaimed the captain.
"Um, we already did that for you." nodded George.
"Pleased to meet you! I'm Bikini Woman!" shouted Bikini Woman.
Captain Underpants shook Bikini Woman's hand.
"So far so good." noted George.
"May I ask you why you don't wear a cape?" asked Captain Underpants.
"Uh-oh." nodded Jenny. Unfortunately, she had forgotten about that aspect of her character.
"Oh that...I've always found capes to be cumbersome, so I don't wear one." explained Bikini Woman.
"You don't?" answered the captain.
"Oh man!" shouted George. Something told him that this plan wasn't going to work out.
However, as it turned out, they had nothing to worry about.
"Well, I will admit that I have snagged my cape a few times...so I guess I understand. I'm still going to wear my cape though!" exclaimed Captain Underpants.
"Alright then." nodded Bikini Woman.
"I desperately need your help! Two supervillains are plotting to take over the city...and when I tried to stop them all I got was a knuckle sandwich! Which by the way, is anything but delcious!" exclaimed the captain.
"A superhero is asking for my help?" inquired the woman. This was actually a new experience for her. Usually it was civilians who asked for her help. And yet, this time there was a superhero requesting her aid.
"I know. I haven't had another superhero ask for my help either." noted Captain Underpants. Perhaps there was a first time for everything.
"Well, if you need help, I suppose I could help you. But just where are the supervillains?" asked Bikini Woman.
"I don't know! I haven't seen them since I ended up entering that big ball of cartoon violence..." answered Captain Underpants.
"I don't know either, but I bet they're plotting something horrible." noted Jenny.
Suddenly, she began to hear a strange sound.
"What is that noise?" asked Harold.
They discovered there was a radio tower nearby.
It was using it to transfer hypnotic signals.
"Gentlemen, you will bow down to us!" exclaimed Professor Poopypants.
"Ladies, you will NOT do everything we tell you to do!" shouted the Wicked Wedgie Woman.
Sure enough, everyone in Piqua had been hypnotizing.
"Oh no! They must have found a way to mass-produce the Hypno-Ring's effects!" shouted George.
"Everyone's going to be their puppet!" exclaimed Harold.
"But why aren't we being affected?" questioned Jenny.
"Perhaps using the hypno-ring's power has given us some resistance to its effects...I'm not sure about our two superheroes though." noted George.
"If I had to guess, it's because they're ALREADY hypnotized." remarked the young girl.
George and Harold nodded. That made sense.
Luckily, they could find Professor Poopypants and Wicked Wedgie Woman by locating the source of the signal.
Sure enough, they were located in the center of the city, by the city's founder.
"That would probably be the best place to hypnotize everyone." noted everyone.
"Hiya Captain Underpants! Ready for another beatdown?" asked Professor Poopypants. He would love to fight Captain Underpants again.
"This time, things will be different!" exclaimed George.
"Things will be different? Ha!" shouted the Wicked Wedgie Woman.
"I brought help!" exclaimed Captain Underpants.
"Trying to even the odds, are we? That won't save you!" bellowed Professor Poopypants.
Bikini Woman got into a fighting stance, along with Captain Underpants.
The Wicked Wedgie Woman fought Bikini Woman while Professor Poopypants fought Captain Underpants.
"A catfight? Bikini Woman's no stranger to that." remarked Jenny.
The Wicked Wedgie Woman attempted to give Bikini Woman a wedgie...but she didn't seem to be wearing pants.
"Dang, I guess I can't give you a wedgie...but I can improvise!" exclaimed the Wicked Wedgie Woman.
She began to tickle Bikini Woman.
"Stohohohohhop! That tihihihihihickles!" bellowed Bikini Woman.
"And this catfight isn't working out." noted Jenny.
Meanwhile, Professor Poopypants was fighting Captain Underpants.
Unfortunately, the captain was being sprayed by spray starch.
"Nooooo!" shouted Captain Underpants.
"Hahahahha!" laughed Professor Poopypants.
The captain charged towards the professor, but he held his foot out and the captain tripped.
"Oof!" exclaimed the captain.
He then fired a starch bomb at Captain Underpants.
"My underpants!" shouted the captain.
"We're losing! Again!" bellowed George.
"What are we going to do? Professor Poopypants designed that robot specifically to defeat Captain Underpants!" shouted Harold.
Jenny pressed her hand against her chin.
"What if he wasn't fighting Captain Underpants?" inquired Jenny.
"Huh?" asked George.
Jenny cupped her hands. "Hey, Bikini Woman! Switch places with Captain Underpants!"
The two of them switched.
"What was that?" asked the Wicked Wedgie Woman.
Professor Poopypants wondered what they were up to.
It probably wasn't important.
"Taste starch, woman!" shouted the professor.
Professor Poopypants sprayed Bikini Woman with starch.
However, much to his surprise, she simply washed the starch away.
"What?!" exclaimed Professor Poopypants.
The professor launched a starch bomb at Bikini Woman.
"That's a lot of starch...I better wash it off!" exclaimed the woman.
Once again, she simply washed the starch away.
"WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?!" screamed Professor Poopypants, pressing his hands against the sides of his head.
Jenny let out a triumphant chuckle.
"Why are you laughing? It is my name!?" bellowed Tippy Tinkletrousers.
"Well well well. It seems that you were so focused on beating the superhero that George and Harold created...that you ended up giving your robot a weakness to the superhero I created!" shouted Jenny.
"What are you talking about? I can still beat her!" exclaimed the professor.
"Did you make your robot waterproof?" asked the girl.
"Now why would I do that?" inquired Professor Poopypants.
"I could answer that...but they say that actions speak louder than words." noted Jenny.
Suddenly, Bikini Woman splashed the robot with water.
The robot began to short-circuit.
"Aargh!" screamed Professor Poopypants.
Meanwhile, Captain Underpants was fighting the WWW...again!
He was attempting to attack her, but the hands were keeping him away.
"I wonder how he's going to get past her defenses?" asked George.
Suddenly, Harold's hair began to droop.
"Darn it! I'm having a bad hair day!" shouted Harold.
"A bad...hair day?" asked George.
This gave the brunette boy an idea.
George cupped his hands. "Hey, Captain Underpants! Try tangling up her hair!"
The captain nodded and grabbed onto one of WWW's hair hands.
He then wrapped it around another hand.
"What the-" exclaimed the WWW.
Captain Underpants continued to do so.
All of a sudden, the Wicked Wedgie Woman found herself unable to attack Captain Underpants.
"No!" shouted the evil woman.
"Never underestimate the power of underwear!" exclaimed the captain.
"I'm not going to make that mistake again!" bellowed the Wicked Wedgie Woman.
"Why don't I give you a taste of your own medicine?" asked Captain Underpants.
"Surely you can't possibly mean-"
Captain Underpants gave the woman a wedgie.
"This is horribly ironic!" bellowed WWW.
George and Harold snickered.
Suddenly, they heard the sound of a robot exploding.
That robot was the Starchitron.
"I'm surprised how well my plan worked." noted Jenny.
"I'm surprised MINE failed!" exclaimed Professor Poopypants.
"I'll be taking that." said the girl, taking the Hypno-Ring off of Professor Poopypants.
She used it to undo Ms. Ribble's brainwashing.
"You will NOT stop being a supervillain!" exclaimed Jenny.
"Yes..." nodded Ms. Ribble.
"You will NOT go back to being a teacher!" shouted the girl.
"Yes again..." agreed the teacher.
"You will NOT give George and Harold milkshakes!" exclaimed Jenny.
"Why the milkshakes?" asked George.
"Don't discourage her!" demanded Harold.
"And you will NOT forget this all happened!" shouted the girl.
"No!" bellowed Professor Poopypants.
Shortly afterwards, two police officers came to arrest Tippy Tinkletrousers. One was fat, and one was skinny.
"No! Don't take me back to prison!" shouted the professor.
"We're not." answered the skinny officer.
"Whew!" shouted the scientist.
"We had something different in mind!" shouted the fat police officer.
"What?!" bellowed Professor Poopypants.
"Since you like crawling through sewer pipes so much...we're sentencing you to community service...as a plumber!" explained the skinny police officer.
"Noooooooo!" exclaimed the professor.
Professor Poopypants was sent away to do just that, unclog toilets.
"Looks like the day is saved...isn't it George?" asked Harold.
"It sure is!" nodded George.
Jenny nodded in agreement.
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