I was bored at work when I thought of a bunch of scenes of Juey living together, so here it is. :) enjoy.

Jazmine was insufferable.

She woke up three times a night to pee and she had to turn on every light on the way to the bathroom. It wasn't a problem when she would stay over for a day or two, but waking up twice a night every night for however long wasn't something I could deal with..

I sat up, feeling the bags under my eyes and looked over at Jazmine who was smiling happily.

"Morning." she pecked my cheek. "You look sleepy, did you get any sleep last night?"

"No." I deadpanned, wiping my non-sleep crusted eyes.

"Aw, how come?" she slid her feet into her bunny slippers and stood up to stretch.

"Because of you!" I shouted. "Why the hell do you pee so much at night!?"

Jazmine crossed her arms across her chest, "I don't know… Maybe because you had a problem with the amount of water I wasn't drinking? Let me cut back on the water and maybe I won't have to piss three times a night!"

"Oh, I'm so sorry for wanting my girlfriend to be hydrated!" I snapped back. "It's not my fault you have the bladder of a four year old!"

Jazmine gasped, "Well if you don't like it so much then go sleep on the couch."

"What? This is my house Jazmine!" I argued, the 'what the fuck' look on my face obvious.

"No, this is our house. And I want you to sleep on the couch!" She snapped at me.

"No!" I snapped back, getting ready to back and forth with her until one of us relented. The rational part of me knew this was a stupid argument but that didn't matter; I was tired as hell and someone was going to pay for my lack of sleep over the last two weeks.

Get you someone who cares about your hydration.

posted: 6/1/2017

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