Just so we're clear, this is not an AiCon fic. I like the pairing but prefer them as siblings, this is just based off my observation on their relationship with the Detective Boys. I don't pair Haibara with Conan because I think they would make really cute siblings, Akai because while they have amazing chemistry he dated her sister, or Mitsuhiko because the age difference creeps me out and he likes her more on a role model puppy love type of relationship.

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""What were you all thinking?!"" Conan and Haibara yelled simultaneously, having both finally caught up with the "Detective Boys.' The kids had the dignity to at least look guilty as they shifted from side to side and stared off into space.

"Well, we didn't think it would-" Mitsuhiko started, then stopped as he realized that the exact reason Conan and Haibara were mad at them was because they did not think. If Mitsuhiko was being honest, it was pretty hard to defend what they had just done. As usual, the group had run into a murder while they were out on a camping trip. Despite the warnings by Kogoro, Takagi, Sato, Megure, and most notably Conan and Haibara the three actual kids had decided to try to sneak into the cave where the body was found, and almost got killed in the process. Due to being in the area from a person pretending to be Kaito Kid, Nakamori was asked to help out (not sure if this would work but just go with it for now). While Conan and Haibara went to go check on something with the professor, leaving the other adults present in charge of the kids (because let's be honest, Conan and Haibara are really the guardian figures to them, not the professor) they had been able to sneak away and go to the cave. One of the suspects was there and had a gun, leading them to be captured for the purpose of being used as hostages. It was only due to Conan and Haibara having a bad feeling and rushing back to the camp that they were saved.

"""We're all very sorry.""" Ayumi, Mitsuhiko and Genta said in sync as they let their heads face the ground of the camping area and let their shoulders drop. Suddenly, Conan and Haibara felt slightly guilty, as they knew they were partly to blame for the whole situation through their constant reckless behavior in front of other murderers.

"Look, I'm not that mad," Conan started allowing them to look up at him in hope, "but when me and Haibara do something dangerous we have already weighed all of our options and are very careful. I don't want to hear of you doing something like this without us again ok?" Ayumi and the boys were able to feel a bit better at that, nodding to show their understanding that they would need to be more careful in the future.

"I do hope that you're aware this is partly your fault." Haibara said directed at Conan.

"I know, I'll pay more attention. But still I don't want you all trying something like this again. You were very risky and worried Haibara and me a lot. I don't want you trying something like that again right." He got the nod he wanted, then dismissed them, "It's fine now, why don't you go home and rest. You all had a tiring day and it would be best for you to relax a bit. We can continue on this tomorrow."

Smirking as the kid's left, Kogoro giggled, "So what? Are you guys their parents now?"

"That does not by any means make you off the hook!" Haibara yelled, sending Kogoro a glare that would make lions back off if they had any survival instincts. "Just because the kids were ok in the end, it does not mean I'm ignoring that you still let them be in a lot of danger. This could have turned out much worse if the two of us had not shown up, I do hope you've learned you lesson."

"But-"

"No Takagi-keiji!" Conan yelled, "You should have taken better care of them."

Haibara added, "Just because you know them well should not instantly cause you to trust them!"

"Being present at a large amount of murders-"

"And suicides-"

"And fires-"

"And thieveries"

"And general crimes should not lead you to treat them differently from normal kids!" they two finished. It was actually quite a hilarious scene to see police officers and a famous detective lectured like they were children my two apparent kids. "Now, what have you all learned from this?!" Haibara continued.

""Not to do anything that could endanger the kids without your permission…"" Takagi, Nakamori and Kogoro finished, rubbing sore ears that were red from her yelling. They bent over in shame and submission at the girl with a more intimidating presence than a group of mass murders. For a kid, she had quite the strong lungs.

"And Sato-keiji, Megure-keibu, what will happen if we leave you alone with the kids?" Conan asked, giving them an arrogant smirk that he gave to criminals when he knew he had them completely cornered.

"To not treat them differently than normal kids!" Sato said, giving a small salute for she had seen what Conan could do to someone when they did not listen to him through some of the murders they met at.

"To be very careful and make sure they stay safe." Megure continued, also giving a salute for having some respect for Conan due to the regularly occurring times they worked together.

"Good job." The two not-children finished giving the adults one last smirk before switching back into kid-mode. Conan put on an innocent smile and started walking back to the car while talking with Haibara about the Gomura movie the kids had brought them to a while ago. The police officers and detective breathed a heavy sigh of relief and either thanked any god they could think of that they were still alive or started to make their way home, pretending that the encounter had not completely terrified them. In the background, Agasa Hiroshi wondered if it was those two who were actually in charge of the police rather than the superintendent.