21) When Miko seems very quiet, keep it close attention on her. She's up to something.

Miko: I don't know what you're talking about (casting an innocent look).

Everyone: Riiiight...…

22) When in a battle, do not throw stones in the Decepticons. It might give a little help to the Autobots, but then you'll have to deal with a narcissistic Decepticon in your tail.

Jack: Knockout did not like that I had made a scratch in his painting. Arcee had to save us.

23) Never call Starscream a "femme" (or something relative).

Miko: Wheeljack was fighting Starscream. I couldn't resist and shouted "Jackie! Be a gentleman and do not hit the girl!"

Wheeljack: I have to admit that was hilarious!

Raf: Starscream did not like it. He started yelling "I'M NOT A FEMME!" And we thought we should get out of there.

24) Do not ask what is "yaoi", "omorashi", "tamakeri" or "futanari". You will regret it.

Jack: Japanese are weird.

Miko: HEY!

25) Ratchet is very hysterical when it comes to diseases.

Raf: Once I sneezed and he began to... freak out, saying I could be with flu, sinusitis, lupus, and I don't know what other kind of diseases. Actually, we were just cleaning our rooms and I sneeze with the dust.

Miko: With me, once my nose began to bleed (no apparent reason, as sometimes happens) and because of this, I stayed a whole day at medic-bay, suffering all kinds of examination! Not cool!

Jack: There was also the time a mosquito bite me. Do you know how many blood tests he did until he was sure that I hadn't been contaminated with anything?

26) When you have to go to a cold place, never make "the dare" with the autobots.

Miko: We had been at an energon mine in the Alaska. And I challenged Jack to lick Arcee. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen!

Raf: Because of the cold, Jack's tongue glued to Arcee. In addition, she could no longer transform in to her motorcycle mode.

Arcee: I do not know what was worse: The fact that I was licked, or having to explain to Ratchet why Jack was stuck on me.

27) Do not ask stupid questions to Ratchet.

Miko: I just asked Ratchet how long he thought it take for a giraffe to throw up.

Ratchet: And that question besides being stupid is disgusting! Yuck!

28) Do not call Bumblebee a "Golden R2D2".

Miko: He was offended and did not talk to me for one week (of course I do not understand what he says, but even so, I was upset).

29) If you want to learn Cybertronians swears, the right place is Medic-Bay.

Miko: You live with the Doc-bot, I bet you know a lot of swears!

Raf: Well... I admit I learned some... but I do not dare to repeat them.

Miko: What about Vince?

Raf: He's a son of a glitch, who should go to the slagging Pit!

Miko: XD

30) An excited Miko can be annoying ... but you'll never want to see a sad Miko.

Bumblebee: [She sits in a corner, not talking to anyone or making a sound except sighs. It's sad to see. The whole base falls in a depressing mood.]

Wheeljack: Ironically, the only one who can make her go back to her normal-self is the Doc. We never understand why.

Here is another chapter. I hope everybody liked. And I hope I haven't offended anyone with the Rule 24.