A Visit to Various Schools
Welcome back, sorry I've been so busy lately with housework and taking care of my pet turtles. I haven't had a chance to write more fanfiction. Today, I bring you another one of my favorites since Echizen is now taking the bait. His mission is to kiss the buchous and Fuku-buchous of Rikkai and Hyoutei and he is not too happy with it. Will an intervention from Sanada and Yuushi prevent Fuji and Kikumaru from succeeding in their plan? Find out!
Chapter 1: Hyotei
It was another beautiful sunny day at Seigaku as everyone was busy with their serves and cleaning up the tennis balls while Echizen was busy finishing up with practice match with Momo.
"Momo-sempai, your serve seems to be getting better." Said Echizen.
"Yeah, but your plays are getting sloppier because you keep hitting net balls." Smirked Momo.
"I do not! I am doing the best to avoid the net because the wind keeps shifting the ball towards it." Said Ryoma indignantly
"Saa, I see that someone might need a lesson in serving up a kiss and I know just the people to do it." Said Fuji evilly as he came up behind Echizen and placated his face onto the tennis prodigy.
"EEEEK! Will you stop doing that to me, sadist? Geez, you almost gave me a heart attack." shouted Ryoma.
"Mou, that's no way to talk to your sempai." pouted Fuji.
"He's right Ochibi! At least let us see if you are worthy enough to get someone pregnant." Laughed Eiji.
Sweat drops and shocked looks appeared on the regulars' faces while Inui quickly took out his notebook and started scribbling notes.
"WHAT!? I can't get pregnant. You can't even tell I am 12 years old?" yelled Echizen.
"But you are a cat person and I am sure you can make babies with someone older than you." Continued Eiji.
"Kikumaru-kun, did anything you said made any sense?" asked Oishi. "Echizen is way too young to have kids right now."
"Yeah, I agree with the mother hen. And I am not a cat person!" Muttered Ryoma.
"Saa, I have a suggestion." Stated Fuji. "I want to see if Echizen can kiss that narcissist from Hyotei. I have a theory that he seems to be a diligent boyfriend for our beloved Kouhai."
As soon as Echizen heard that, he immediately grabbed Fuji's collar while glaring at him darkly, "I do not want to kiss anyone, period!"
"Mou, it seems you are a little stubborn than I first thought. I guess I have no choice but to put wasabi in your ponta can next practice."
"You wouldn't dare!" retorted Echizen.
"Oh I would! Unless you fulfill your end of the bargain." Said Fuji as he opened his eyes.
Ryoma couldn't argue any further as he sighed in defeat.
"That's better." Smiled Fuji as he closed his eyes once again. He was so evil.
As for Tezuka, he started massaging his temples and wondered why he became a captain to a bunch of perverts and weirdos.
At Hyoutei…
"Put more muscles in your swings, you bunch of weaklings!" barked Keigo. "If they can't hit any balls, they can't make the team, right Kabaji?"
"Usu."
Just then a knock at the school gates could be heard. Even the third years could hear it loud and clear.
"Who dares to interrupt Ore-sama's practice?" said keigo.
"It's actually your boyfriend, Tezuka." Added Oshitari as he opened the door.
"Greetings, Oshitari-san, I hope we didn't interrupt your practice." He bowed at the blue haired tensai.
"Not at all, Tezuka. So what brings you to Hyotei?"
"It seems that Fuji is on a mission trying to get our stubborn little kohai echizen to kiss your buchou. And by that, we want to see if he will be a diligent boyfriend."
"Nani?" asked Gakuto.
"Echizen swooning for our buchou? That's a good one!" laughed shishido.
"Shishido-sempai!" whined Otori. Even he started laughing.
Sighs could be heard from the Seigaku regulars.
"You have to admit, the chances of Echizen falling for our buchou is really low." Added Hiyoshi.
"True." Shrugged Jirou.
"What's the entire ruckus about? And why are you guys crowding around the seigaku plebians?" asked Keigo as he approached his teammates and sees Tezuka-buchou along with the rest of the Seigaku teammates.
"Ah, Kunimitsu, so good of you to come. So what do I owe this pleasure of you guys visiting me?"
"Good to see you too, Atobe. It appears that the sadist Fuji is concocting an experiment to see if you could get Echizen pregnant."
Silence and shocked looks filled the entire tennis courts of hyotei before loud laughter could he heard from the regulars.
"You got to be kidding me, our buchou getting that brat pregnant?" cackled Mukahi.
"Don't those guys realize that Echizen is too young to make babies?" laughed Shishido.
For once Echizen had to agree with the Hyotei regulars. But he was also blushing like crazy and glared at Kikumaru.
"It's not my fault that I was chosen at random, but that obsessed cat freak from my team forced me to come here and make babies." Muttered Echizen.
"Me, getting the brat pregnant? Ore-sama will do no such thing! Who would suggest something as vile as this?"
"Kikumaru-sempai said that." Added Taka.
"It looks like we might have to punish that acrobatic freak with 200 laps around our courts." Suggested Yuushi.
"Tezuka, would you do the honors?"
"I would be more than happy to." Said Tezuka as he turned his attention towards his teammates. "For the people that suggested Echizen to get pregnant, 200 laps around the courts!"
They all started running while Echizen was getting himself ready for a little rally session with Keigo. Before he walked over to the courts, Fuji immediately waved towards him.
"What is it fuji-sempai? This had better be important." Said Echizen.
"As soon as you start the match, ask Keigo some questions."
"what questions?"
"Ask him if you are willing to kiss him, if he likes boys better than girls, and how much cuddling you want to do."
"That's so not appropriate! Fuji-sempai you know better than that."
"Do it, Echizen! Or do you want me to spike your ponta juice with Aozu?" said Fuji in his you-better-listen-to-me-or-else voice.
Ryoma immediately conceded to his sadist sempai and walked over to the court to prepare for his match. He was not amused at all. Furthermore, he was fuming after what Eiji said to him earlier on their way to Hyotei because this was not what he had in mind.
"I really didn't want to do this, Keigo, but my retarded sempais left me with no options."
"I can see why those plebian teammates of yours are so immature. However, if you lose this match, I will be the one to kiss you. And no one will be getting you pregnant if this is some sort of a sick rumor that your sempais conjured up."
"Believe me, the sooner that we finish this, the better chance that I have at not hearing that pregnancy rumor." Said Ryoma. "Rough or smooth?"
"Rough of course."
As the tennis prodigy flipped his racket, it landed on the bottom tail end. "Make this a great game, monkey king."
"Stop calling me by that name."
As the match began, Ryoma started going easy on his opponent with a few drive B shots and a couple of volleys. Unfortunately, the next few shots landed on his head.
"It seems your serves are getting sloppy, ahn?"
"Che, as if you could do any better."
"Ore-sama heard that! I have more experience with tennis than you do, brat. Try to top me in ten years."
"We'll see about that after you win the match."
As the rest of the hyotei regulars watched the match with interest, they are starting to think the whole rumor was fake. But their little love quarrel isn't. It turns out that Keigo has been warming up before the start of this little match.
"That brat is going be walking all over us the moment this match is over." Said Taki
"Wake me up when the match is over." Sighed Jirou as he resumed his nap on Yuushi's legs.
Laughter could be heard from the rest of the Hyotei team.
"Hey Kei-chan, I always wanted to have a boyfriend."
"You are facing your boyfriend in a match right now, brat."
"Huh, and here I thought no one told me you were the one that I have been searching for love all this time."
"Did someone knock you unconscious or something?" said Keigo as he scored again. This time, the brat was falling behind by 15 points.
"Love-thirty."
"No, my sempai-tachis are weirdos, don't listen to them. Just be lucky that I won't get you pregnant when we spend a night together naked in the same bed."
"It is ore-sama's bed for your information. And if I win the next two sets, you have to transfer to hyotei soon."
"We'll see."
As the match continued, the score seems to have increased with Keigo winning the first set, then the second one was won by ryoma as they were both tied at 1 each. The next few sets were not easy enough for Ryoma to keep up as he collapsed on the ground breathing heavily.
"So, still thinking you could beat me now?"
"You are an asshole." Said Ryoma as he got up and went over to the spectator's side and grabbed a water bottle for a drink. As soon as he poured the contents into his mouth, he immediately started choking and started spitting the water out.
"Oh my god! what the hell is this? What did you put in my water bottle?"
"Saa, it's one of Inui's special elixirs. I thought you might be interested." Smirked Fuji.
"You….." fumed Ryoma angrily. "You have my permission to go to hell. How dare you make me drink such a vile concoction?"
"I told you that's your punishment if you lost the match." Smirked Fuji.
"You bastard!" Ryoma was about to strangle his sempai, but was restrained by Yuushi and Shishido.
"Relax, Echizen. You still have to kiss our buchou after you lost the match."
"I know, sempai, but it would be a lot easier without having to be punished each time I lose a match. Does Tezuka know my feelings for the monkey king?" Ryoma looked around for a confirmation.
Tezuka only gave him a stoic look and just shrugged it off.
"I think that means yes. Now, go ahead and kiss him."
"Are you sure about this?"
"The faster you get this done, the quicker we can get back to practice." Added Shishido.
Ryoma sighed and went over to where Keigo was sitting and took a seat next to him.
"So I guess I owe you big time for that match."
"be awed by the prowess of ore-sama."
The two of them immediately lunged at each other and planted their mouths together for a kiss.
"This is a moment that ore-sama cannot forget."
"Love is in the air for both of us, now kiss me again." Said Ryoma.
"Of course, now what else was there that you wanted to ask me?"
"Do you like guys or girls?"
"The girls here are not of importance to ore-sama. Only you can impress me more."
They were smooching for a few more minutes before they released each other slowly. Ryoma then took his tennis equipment and stuffed them in his bag before following his team out of the hyotei school grounds.
"Thank you for a great match!" said Tezuka as he bowed at Keigo.
"Ore-sama will see you guys again soon. Come back to visit at any time!"
"We will!" said Fuji.
With Seigaku disappearing into the distance, the rest of the regulars stood next to Keigo and started clamoring on him.
"Ne, keigo, how did you enjoy that kiss?" asked Mukahi
"Was that your first time being obsessed with that brat?" added Shishido.
"Gekokujyou."
"Ore-sama will remind you guys that this is between me and that brat only, you will not spread a word of this to anyone else, is that clear?"
"Hai, buchou!" they all said in unison.
Elsewhere…
"Looks like our little kohai has passed the test. Now, I want to see if he can do it to Yukimura next." Smirked Fuji.
Groans could be heard from Oishi. "Fuji-sempai! Is that really necessary? You are violating his privacy!"
"Let him be, Oishi. Fuji has his ways of making us all miserable."
"You are becoming a whole different person. Maybe you've spent too much time with Keigo." Said momo.
Tezuka only glared at him during the entire ride home. He would promise hundreds of laps for the teammates when they return to seigaku. As for Ryoma, he was fast asleep since he didn't want to deal with those weirdos. But one day he will promise something very unpleasant for his teammates.
Well, that was a great chapter. I am thinking of doing Rikkaidai next though that will be done during the weekend when I get to a friend's house in New Jersey. So you can expect more humor and punishments from Ryoma. Please read and review because Fuji and Eiji are going to be in for a surprise. See you all in the next chapter.