Disclaimer: Every time I close my eyes, I dream of Kaname bleeping Zero, and Zero be screaming "Bleep me you bleeper, keep bleeping me! Bleep yes! Harder! Ungh!"...Yeah, so much bleeping goin on ey? Lol I don't own Vampire Knight.

Warnings: OOCness, Sappy!Kaze, Pervy!Kaze, Grammar mistakes, Swearing, Slightly lemony, boyxboy, Gay Vampires, Crossdressing

Chapter 21: You're on my list of things to do tonight.

"Oh. My. God! Kaname nii-sama proposed to you? Kyaaahhhh!" Yuki squealed, hugging Zero while their adoptive father was crying in the background, happy that his son was getting married.

"My son! We must celebrate this wonderful news, the world must know!" Kaien exclaimed loudly, fist bumping the air with youthful energy. Dramatic as always.

Zero and Yuki both sweatdropped at Kaiens antics, the two youngsters thought it best to ignore the headmaster. Still hugging Zero from her side of the couch, Yuki turned her attention back to the bride-to-be.

"Neh, Zero?"

The silverette hummed, he wasn't looking at her but he was listening so Yuki continued, "Have you planned your wedding yet? Who are your bridesmaids?"

Zero glanced at Yuki then stared back at Kaien who was now spouting on and on about vampires and hunters coming together in matrimony and how he (Zero) would be the most prettiest bride ever. Sometimes Cross was too much of a crazy person to handle, he felt like overdosing on sleeping pills just so he couldn't hear the chairman squealing like a fangirl during crossover.

"No, I haven't, but you'll definitely be my maid of honour whilst Yori, and the females from your brother's inner circle will be the other bridesmaids." Zero replied boredly, arms folded across his chest as he leaned back into the cushion, Yuki snuggling into his left side while on his right his cat laid sleeping.

"I'm glad onii-sama is with you instead of some unknown girl the council chose for him. No one can make Kaname happy like you do, plus they can't force onii-sama to marry someone he doesn't love." Yuki mumbled, feeling quite comfortable near Zero's warmth. She dreamed of what her two brother's wedding would look like.

'It would be awesome, I bet!' Yuki thought gleefully, imagining Zero in a white dress and Kaname in a dapper suit both looking absolutely perfect together.

"When is your husband coming round?" Cross cheerfully asked his cute son who was glaring at him.

"We're not married yet-"

"You basically are though." Yuki piped in, interrupting her silver haired brother who turned his glare of doom onto her, causing her to squeak before hiding her face to avoid the menacing stare. 'Waaahhh, I forget how scary Zero can be!' Yuki gulped, closing her eyes and pressing her face harder into Zero's shoulder and arm. Zero rolled his eyes. "Before I was rudely interrupted by shorty here. Kaname will arrive in ten minutes, he's just finishing some reports then we'll go out somewhere. Don't ask me where though, I have no idea."

Zero sighed when the chairman started gushing about "How sweet that Kaname is taking you out on a surprise date." Or "Make sure he brings you back home before midnight." His adoptive father is now in a lecture mode, warning him not to talk to dangerous strangers and to stay near Kaname, like how old does Kaien think he is? A five year old? Honestly, talking to random strangers is something Yuki would do, not him. Also he's eighteen and a trained hunter, he can take care of himself.

Thank you very much.

'Besides, with Kaname around me it'll be almost impossible for anyone to kidnap or flirt with me. Bastard is fucking possessive.' Zero chuckled to himself then felt a little weight on his lap, looking down he saw his chubby cat curled up on his thighs. 'Ah...Rosa-chan, I wish I could go to sleep as well.' Zero thought fondly, softly petting her fluffy fur. He could hear the contented purrs from his cat and a light snore from Yuki who is now asleep at his side.

How envious he is of his sister and pet, those two were lucky to be sleeping... fucking bastard Kaname wanting to go out. He almost preferred it if Kaname would just shag him until they were tired to do anything or go anywhere... almost being the keyword. Yeah, he ain't that desperate to be butt-hurt for a century.

Zero lifted his cat and placed her down on a spare cushion then moved slowly away from the couch, making sure not to wake Yuki or Rosa-chan.

"Zero-chaaaannn! Your dashing husband is here!" His father shouted from the hallway, he rolled his eyes. He already knew Kaname arrived, how could he not? The bastard's aura immediately swarmed him caressing his skin and very nearly making him moan when it touched his sensitive areas.

'Kaname stop, you fuck.' Zero hissed internally at his mate who only chuckled in reply.

Invisible fingers flicked his nipples causing Zero's eyes to widen and cheeks to flush a lovely pink. He bit his lips to halt a whimper as another pair of those ghostly hands rubbed him down there, they softly teased then grabbed him firmly. Zero thanked the God's that he wore a long jacket and that Yuki and Rosa-chan hadn't awakened from the loud thud when his knees met the wooden floor, hell, they didn't even wake up from Kaien's shout.

'Oh God...Kana, stop it!' Zero mewled as those invisible hands pinched his nipples whilst rubbing his hardness in perfect timing. The simultaneous sensation of having his mate touching him without physically doing it was odd yet arousing. He loved and hated it.

'I won't stop unless you say it Zero.' Kaname whispered huskily through the bond.

Zero knew what Kaname wanted him to say and he refused. It was embarrassing.

'I can do this all night love. You know I won't mind not going on our date if it means having you underneath me, begging so sweetly.' Kaname growled, bringing forth a small moan from Zero. His body had become so attuned to Kaname that generally any touch (be it physical or in this case, invisible) by his older mate turned him on.

'Come on kitten. Say it.' Kaname's oppressive aura was persistent, feeling it over his trembling body Zero gasped as he felt it ghosting over his twitching entrance. Shit. Fucking bastard. He really didn't want to come in his pants whilst his adoptive sister and cat are behind him (even if they're sleeping), so he reluctantly gave in.

'Ah...' Zero said quietly through their mental link, the blush on his cheeks worsening. Fucking perverted asshole. Sometimes he really hated his fiancé, Kaname always does these kind of things to him.

'What did you say? I couldn't hear you.' Zero could almost see the smug face smirking at him. He gritted his teeth, if he knew Kaname was gonna be a huge dick he would've taken a mission to get away from the pureblood.

"Please stop...Daddy." Zero whined lightly that these words reached Kaname's ears, putting a winning smile on the pureblood's face who was making small talk with Kaien in the cozy foyer.

'Good boy.' Kaname purred mentally, releasing his adorable Zero from his telekinetic grasp. He was quite pleased with his silverette's cute reactions, maybe next time he'll get to watch Zero while he uses his ability on the hunter...he's always had a voyeuristic (not to mention exhibitionistic and highly perverted) tendency whenever it came to his silver queen.

Kaname was stalling the chairman in the hallway so he could give time for his little hunter to calm down. He was tempted to forgo their date and ravish his lover but decided not to as he already made reservations at a popular restaurant, a good way to placate his mate after what he did to Zero a moment ago.

'My lovely Zero, calling me Daddy... I remember it clearly the first time he did. I will never forget that precious moment.'

The brunet sighed fondly at the memory. It seemed like it was only yesterday Zero said it so lustfully...lewdly...it was maddening at how arousing it was that he wanted his mate to say the word again and again. Being called "Daddy" by Zero is definitely one of his top favourite titles; as long as his queen referred to him as "Mate", "Husband", "Master" or "Daddy".

To hear any of those words from his darling would trigger his beastly instincts into full gear of making love all night... actually its more like all week really...maybe even a whole month. Sometimes he can't help himself. When you've got Zero as a sexy uke how can you not admire those curves, those comfortable thighs and long slim legs and that round ass-

"Kaname-kuuuunnnn, are you alright? Do you need something to drink? Are you sick? Can pureblood's get sick? You should rest if you're feeling tired. Do you want see my photo album of Zero? Do you think chocolate goes well with spinach? Ho-"

Kaname interrupted Kaien's random tangent when he heard something about a photo album of Zero? Now that was interesting information. What kind of photos does the headmaster have of his mate?

"You have a photo album of Zero?"

Kaien gave a big smile and nodded enthusiastically, nudging his glasses upwards he replied, "Why yes! Yes I do! Believe it or not I actually hired someone to stal-...er, I mean I hired a professional photographer and they took amaaaazing shots of him! Oh you should see it, Zero-rin is super duper adorable!" The ex-hunter swooned, his son can be such a cutie when no one's looking. He really needs to thank that helpful photographer for doing him a favor.

Kaname raised an eyebrow at the daydreaming man, shaking his head slightly he questioned the headmaster more on the topic. "If you don't mind, I'd like to borrow this photo album of yours. It would be nice to see what my fiancée looks like from a...photographer's perspective." Though silently he couldn't help but be a little worried about his Zero's safety and Kaiens sanity. He wondered if this "photographer" was trustworthy and if "they" needed to be eliminated. It wouldn't do to have an unknown in his territory taking unsolicited images of his mate without the hunters knowledge if he was to interpret Kaiens rambling.

"Of course! I'd be happy to lend you the album, if you'd like I'll even give you the photographer's number so you can call them if you want more pics of Zero-rin! Kyaaahhh!" Kaien squealed, earning a slight grimace from the pureblood. Yes, it seems he will take that offer, if only to have a friendly (more like interrogating) discussion with this photographer.

Just over Kaien's shoulder Kaname locked eyes with Zero's glare...his dear boy is still unhappy, he smirked when Zero mouthed a silent 'Fuck you' whilst giving him the middle finger. His sweet mate is so cute when angered.

"You ready to leave Zero?" Kaname said lightly, ignoring the scowl on Zero's face as Kaien turned around to glomp the silverette instantly chatting nonsense that neither he or Zero were listening to.

'You're a sadistic bastard, you know that right?'

Laughing deeply Kaname replied, 'You tell me every time my dearest, but you and I know both know that you love it when I am. Especially when I'm fuc-'

"Yes! Let's go, we're wasting time. Cross, don't you dare cook any weird shit or burn the kitchen down," Zero urgently said, hoping to stop his lover from talking perverted crap in his mind. "I'll know if you tried anything." He glared at his adoptive father who smiled cheerfully if not a bit nervously.

Kaien knew better than to disobey as his son has a sixth sense whenever he starts cooking. He might be a little bad but practice makes perfect, sure it was his 600th attempt...but that's just a minor detail. One day...One day! He can fry an egg without it being burnt, having eggshells, or a bird in it or confusing it with turtle eggs. He's still unsure how he even got those.

Zero shook his head and grabbed his fiancé's hand quickly heading out the open door, hearing his father calling out, "Be safe kids! Don't do things I would do!" A loud slam indicated a closed door. Zero rolled his eyes as his mate chuckled beside him, looking up at the taller vampire Zero glared. He hadn't yet forgiven Kaname for that incident in the living room.

"Still mad at me kitten?" Kaname said gently, halting Zero's angry steps and pulling the boy to his chest. He softly kissed his lover's forehead smoothing the frown then dipped down to catch those pouty lips he was so fond of kissing. He could feel the tension leave his little hunter's body, relaxing and releasing a contented sigh he deepen their sweet kiss before inching back slightly to admire the innocent blush across Zero's cheeks.

Zero looked away and pouted, "You're being unfair Kaname. You can't just kiss me whenever-" teasing lips stopped him in mid-sentence as he felt Kaname's tongue in his mouth his brunet exploring and tasting, he nicked his tongue on a fang and instantly Kaname began sucking in his blood whilst lifting him so he could wrap his legs around the pureblood's waist. His older lover growled as he mewled at the groping hands on his ass. "Nnggh! K-kana, mmm ah!" Zero moaned feeling hot as he grinded against the bulge in his fiancés pants; graceful hands dipped into the back of his skinny jeans roughly massaging and spreading his butt-cheeks apart.

"Y-you un...f-fucking pervert ungh!" Zero groaned as Kaname kept thrusting his tongue in and out of the silverettes mouth knowing that he'd like it more he was repeating this action on the lower half of Zero's body.

'Kana please! Not out here!' Zero gasped, he couldn't say it out loud as his lover devoured him. His jeans felt tighter than normal and the way Kaname's hands would squeeze his ass every time he was kissed almost made him want the pureblood to just fuck it all and have sex right now but he held back, barely though.

"Ka-na-me...oh fu-fuck...I'm gonna, I'm com-" Zero was silenced by his lover as he came down from his high, his boxers and jeans soaked and knowing his mate was in the same state. Feeling sated and happily dazed Zero was unaware of the mischievous smirk on Kaname's face.

"Let's get you into a set of new clothes darling." Kaname spoke lowly, his voice charming his little hunter into a spell induced slumber. When his beloved finally slept he carried Zero back to his room with vampire speed, gently laying his precious boy onto silk sheets he pulled out a bag that had Zero's new...attire for the night.

Expertly undressing his silver queen he took a moment to step back and marvel at the beautiful (naked) image of his lover. Dear God was he lucky to have this angel as his mate and fiancée, he certainly can't wait to have the hunter as his wife officially.

"Now let's see how you look in these." Kaname pondered before leisurely redressing Zero (as well as copping a feel here and there).

All the while sleeping beauty was snoozing away, had Zero been awake he probably would've kicked his lover in the balls for what he's wearing. Sadly, that wasn't the case and now Zero is left at the mercy of a pervy sadist with a fetish for seeing him completely nude all the time or dressed in skirts (tight clothing, gowns and lingerie) everyday.

Kaname knows his hunter will be a tiny bit angry but he'll deal with it. Now it's time for them to get going. He didn't want to be late.

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"I wish I was surprised but I'm not." Zero said as he was seated in a private area Kaname had reserved for them. The pro's of being a rich asshole, he rolled his eye's.

He had awoken in the moving car earlier and realised something was different on his body, in particular his outfit, instead of jeans and a casual shirt he was in a (you guessed it right) dark midnight coloured dress with long slits on the side that showed off his legs and three inch black heels.

They had arrived at their destination that he only had time to fix his hair into a ponytail whilst giving his dear fiancé an evil glare.

Fucking prick.

Now here they are. Having a romantic-ass-dinner with candlelight and stuff...shit, couldn't they just go to an ice cream parlour or fast food place? This really wasn't his thing but whatever, he'll let Kaname have his fun as he's going to eat loads of food and totally ignore the bastard. Is it childish of him to do so? Why yes it is. Does he care? No he fucking doesn't. Kaname can piss off, damn embarrassing pervert.

"Are you ignoring me kitten?" Came the amused voice of his lover which he refused to acknowledge. 'Yeah, you can go suck a necrotic dick you ero-bastard.' Zero thought viciously as he read over the list of foods available.

'Hmmm...steak, large and juicy,'

"Zero"

'I want it.'

"You're actually ignoring me?"

'Roast potatoes, tomato and lettuce salad...'

"Kitten, it's not funny."

'...dessert section looks mighty fine. Damn, that chocolate cake with caramel sauce and strawberries sounds pretty good. I'll definitely order that. The selection here is varied which is nice.'

"Zero-kitty, I don't like this."

'What's this? Creamy surprise? Why not? I'll get that one too.' Zero nodded internally as he was completely in the zone of food heaven, everything outside of it was non-existent and people need to leave him be. Food and him go way back, they have a special bond towards each other.

He cooks food.

He eats the food.

He moans in ecstasy because of food.

'I wonder if the dessert I chose taste as good as Kaname's yummy cu-...um...fuck. I'm not thinking of his dick. I refuse. I'm not a horny bitch. I'm totally not thinking of it.. '

Meanwhile, Kaname can be seen frowning. His sweet mate wasn't paying any attention to him which he figured would happen when there's food involved, he knew Zero loves cooking (sleeping, gardening and other hobbies Kaname knew his Zero liked also) and eating food. Well...at least his kitten wasn't mad at him anymore.

Crisis averted.

Still, he'd much prefer it if Zero's focus was only on him.

"Kuran-sama, what would you and your partner wish to dine upon?" A waiter asked, Kaname nudged Zero under the table immediately the silverette perked up and stared blankly back at Kaname with a "Da fuck you want ass-fucker" which he was sure he interpreted correctly. He's quite proud at becoming fluent in reading his little hunter's different expressions.

"Are you ready to order love?" Kaname said happily now that Zero was no longer ignoring him; he gushed inside his mind at how adorable his Zero looked, blinking innocently whilst tilting his head to the side like a kitten. His sexy little kitten.

Zero observed his pureblooded lover watching him. 'Ah...Kaname seems to be in his lets-think-of-cute-things that I do. I don't know what I've done at the moment that's considered cute...I just don't understand how Kana's thought process works.' Zero lightly smiled, he decided to cut his fiancé some slack since the brunet is treating him to dinner and well, he's become accustomed to wearing dresses. Even if he does complain, he knows it's one of the things that makes Kana happy...ugh this is too sappy for him to think about.

"I'll order a medium rare steak with salad and green tea." Zero took a moment to quickly scan the desserts and also asked for the cake he thought of earlier including the Creamy Surprise to which he's curious of. The waiter grinned and turned to Kaname waiting patiently as the pureblood gave off his own order.

As the waiter left the couple alone, Kaname gazed adoringly at his precious mate who was twirling a silver strand between slender fingers, violet eye's analysing the elegant decor and basking in the soft ambience. He specifically chose this restaurant for its privacy and five star cuisine that it boasted. He knows (through their bond) that Zero was pleased with his choice and he felt quite satisfied that it met his queen's expectation.

Zero heard a sigh coming from Kaname, so he questioned his lover, "Is something wrong Kana?" He watched as his brunet leaned on the table an arm laying on the surface whilst the other holding up a chin, russet orbs regarding him with affection he raised an eyebrow as his pureblood sighed once again.

"I'm jealous of your dress."

Zero squinted his eye's, somehow he had a feeling where this was going but asked the question anyways, "Why?" And the handsome bastard just answers with this pervy reply,

"Because it's touching your body and I'm not."

Now it was his turn to sigh. The nerve of that vampire. Like he said previously before he sat down he was not surprised.

"Kana. You're the one who put me in this dress and don't pretend you didn't get a feel of this body because I know you did, even if I was asleep. I know." Zero said boredly his attention now on the waiter who arrived with their meal and judging from the smell it was aromatic, but will it taste delicious? That is the real question here.

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"Mmm, this taste so fucking good..." Zero moaned as the cool sensation of vanilla mixed with peaches and cream slid down his throat, unintentionally arousing his lover with his seductive display of licking the white substance off his fingers.

Kaname didn't know what to do with himself; after their appetising dinner they moved onto to desserts and while he had a simple cheesecake with a cup of coffee his little hunter had cake, but that wasn't what surprised him. No, what did though was that the "Creamy Surprise" his Zero ordered turned out to be a big phallic shaped dango...Dango! His worst nemesis was back and making his precious boy moan. In front of him. What kind of universe is this!?

What's worse is that "thing" had cream in it and it was all over his kittens fingers, some of it on Zero's cheeks and mouth then eyeing it sliding down from Zero's chin like it was mocking him, telling him "I got this good stuff on your wife, what you gonna do about it bruh?" (Kaname inwardly thought he should probably lay off listening to Yuki chatting about her TV shows)...this...this blasphemous white cur of villainy he will NOT tolerate its presence any longer!

First the festival, now at this restaurant? Why did it have to be dango? Or shaped like that!? If anything should be in Zero's tantalising mouth resembling a phallus it'll only be from him.

'I'm his seme damn it! Why does Zero have to look like he's enjoying eating that? I mean it's cute to see but it's not fair...I should be the one to put that glazed happiness on that pretty face.' Kaname grumbled, his hatred for dango returning with a vengeance.

"You seem to like its taste." Kaname stated, his voice deep in jealousy and knocking Zero out of a sugar high dream. The younger male stared innocently back at Kaname while sensually licking his pink lips earning him a quiet groan from the brunet. Zero sensed his mate's irritation and lust, so decided to tease the pureblood.

"I do, but...I like daddy's taste better." Zero said shyly, his cheeks tinted and glanced away from Kaname's darkening stare that told him exactly what his fiancé wanted to do to him.

'Ah shit. I shouldn't have said that.'

Abruptly standing from his chair, Kaname went to Zero's side and grabbed the silverette's wrist instantly pulling his mate towards his chest; wrapping an arm around his lover's waist and tipping back Zero's head he stared down into orbs of purple speckled with silver. It's always a treat to see the shy, softer side of Zero and Kaname absolutely loves it, especially when it also brings out the naughty parts his precious boy tries to hide.

"Is that so, kitten?" Kaname said softly, his thumb stroking Zero's bottom lip before dipping in, memorising the feel of that warm cavern and the suckling noises his hunter makes. He grunted when Zero nibbled lightly then sucked harder on his thumb like a lollipop.

"Don't you want something bigger to suck on kitten? Daddy can give you a much more fulfilling creamy surprise, would you like that?" Kaname's voice dropped an octave lower, causing a pleasant shiver within Zero eliciting a lewd mewl from the hunter which made the pureblood growl. Kaname removed his saliva covered thumb from that tempting mouth his half-lidded gaze turned a beautiful shade of red as the next words from his sweet mate tumbled out.

"I want daddy's milk down my throat and inside my...um, s-slutty h-hole."

Zero was...well, he was fuckin embarrassed as hell for saying that, he couldn't believe he actually said that shit in public (even though they're dining in a private section.) It's all Kaname's fault! Ever since that time (he couldn't exactly remember when he first started) he called Kaname "Daddy" that it turned both of them on so much Zero kind of, but won't openly admit that he liked referring Kaname as his daddy.

Did he mentioned how embarrassed he was? Because he definitely was and still is...

'Damn you Kana for being a stupidly sexy bastard and corrupting my innocence!' Zero pouted and went back to sucking Kaname's thumb to keep his mouth shut. He really needed to think before he says shit, in the pit of his soul he had a sinking feeling he wasn't going to get much sleep tonight.

'I wonder if it's too late to make a run for it.'

A chuckle rumbled from the broad chest Zero was leaning on as his brunet said gleefully, "You can't escape kitten, you're on my list of things to do tonight. We're going home so you can receive your punishment, but don't worry, you'll love every pounding moment of it I assure you." The pureblood made sure to pinch Zero's rump.

'I shouldn't have called Kaname daddy...damn.'

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A/N: As I was writing this chapter, I unknowingly made Kaname like a you know...Daddy-kind-of-guy if you know what I mean lmao! And I was like "Omg...what have I done? I must Google this shit!" So for hours I'm on pinterest and Google finding out stuff and learning everything about Daddy Doms and their Little princesses and then somehow I went on to reading BDSM then those CYOA (Choose Your Own Adventure) novel things.

Like fcuk man. What the hell am I doing? But it all comes full circle. I'm doing this for Yaoi, for my Cinabonbon aka Zero, for his husbando Kaname and that one day should I pass away I'll be reincarnated to continue writing and drawing Kaze art. That is my wish, my life goal and destiny.

Who remembered Kaname hatin on dango? Lmao!

Anywho! Love you beautiful beasts, stay safe and take care. 😻😽💝

Psst! Next chapter will have da yaoi *wink wink* o(≧∇≦)o