Hey Hey Hey! It is your ever so lazy authoress, comin to bless you with
another chp.! Sry it took so long, but I've been busy with school and a
horse and not having enough time to just sit around and do ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING. *trys to remember the last time she did nothing* nope. I'm drawing
a blank here. Now that im done rambling, we can get on with the story.
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Chapter 8
"HOLY FREAKIN SON OF A MONKEY SPANK!!!!" Michiko jumped five feet in the air, having been startled by the newcomers entrance. The bowl she was holding flew out of her hands.
"Dude," Weasel said. "It's raining popcorn!!" She tried to catch as many kernels as she could in her mouth while singing 'It's Raining Men', replacing 'Men' with 'Popcorn'. Red Baroness and Creampuff joined in. Michiko sat on the couch, looking shell-shocked.
While this was happening, Raven and Karl had jumped behind the couch, and Fiona had jumped into Van's arms.
After getting over the initial shock of what had happened, they all turned to see who had intruded on their 'little-less-than-happy' moment.
Standing in the doorway was Dr. D, looking disheveled and more like a madman than his usual self. That is, if you don't already consider him a madman.
That seemed to be the straw that broke the camel's back for Raven. "What do you think your doing, you old coot!? Barging in here like that, giving everyone a heart attack!?! Van's little mind can't take that kind of excitement! Not that I really care what happens to him anyway." He was trying to hide the fact that he had been utterly terrified when the old man had come barreling in.
Dr. D started laughing. "Are you kidding? That was hilarious! Van looked like he was going to have an accident! And the girl with the popcorn bowl was priceless! Now that was truly a Kodak moment!!"
Everyone sweatdropped.
"Well then why did you yell 'I've finally found you' when you came in here?" Red Baroness asked.
"I just thought it would scare you."
"Normal people just yell 'boo'. Oh wait, you're not normal." Raven went to sit on the couch. Dr. D ignored him.
"Anyway, D, it's a good thing you showed up right about now because you're just the man we wanted to see." Van put his arm around D's shoulder and led him to sit on the couch ('accidentally' pushing Raven off to make room). He introduced D to the girls and told him about how they had gotten here and what their present problem was.
"So, have any suggestions?" Fiona asked. Now that she knew why the four girls were here, she was determined to get them back home (partly because she's sweet like that and partly because she didn't want to give Michiko a chance to steal her man).
D sat there for a while, seeming to be in deep thought.
"Well," he finally said. "Have you tried to flush them back down the toilet?"
"Hey! I tried that once! But I couldn't fit." Creampuff said.
"I did too!" Weasel said.
"Let me guess," Michiko said. "You couldn't fit either?"
"Yeah, how'd you know?"
"A little bird told me." She replied sarcastically. Noting the sarcasm, Weasel gets angry, and moves to take her anger out on Michiko. She walks over, grabs Michiko's ear, and twists it, causing her to pitch forward.
" Ow ow ow! Okay! Sarcasm equals pain! I get it already!" Weasel let go of her ear and sat down, a smug look on her face.
Dr. D ignored the girls conversation and tried to think of a solution to their current problem.
"I have an idea! And it's a good one this time too!" he said. " You said that the Toilet Fairy sent you here, right? Well if we can contact him, maybe we could get him to see if his boss will transport you back to your dimension! There are ways to get what you want, you know. We could slip him a bribe or something. Of course, it wouldn't be my money, but we'll figure something out." Michiko rolled her eyes.
"And how do you propose we do that?" Dr D looked at her with a 'duh' expression.
"How else? Flush a message in a bottle down the toilet." Everyone fell over in typical anime style.
"Well if that's the best we can come up with, we might as well try. After everything I've seen so far, anything's possible." Red Baroness said. She went to find a pen, paper and a bottle small enough to go down the toilet.
"Better get used to these people, because we're gonna be stuck here forever." Michiko slumps down further on the couch. "Oh joy."
To Be Continued. . . . . . .
There ya have it! R&R!
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Chapter 8
"HOLY FREAKIN SON OF A MONKEY SPANK!!!!" Michiko jumped five feet in the air, having been startled by the newcomers entrance. The bowl she was holding flew out of her hands.
"Dude," Weasel said. "It's raining popcorn!!" She tried to catch as many kernels as she could in her mouth while singing 'It's Raining Men', replacing 'Men' with 'Popcorn'. Red Baroness and Creampuff joined in. Michiko sat on the couch, looking shell-shocked.
While this was happening, Raven and Karl had jumped behind the couch, and Fiona had jumped into Van's arms.
After getting over the initial shock of what had happened, they all turned to see who had intruded on their 'little-less-than-happy' moment.
Standing in the doorway was Dr. D, looking disheveled and more like a madman than his usual self. That is, if you don't already consider him a madman.
That seemed to be the straw that broke the camel's back for Raven. "What do you think your doing, you old coot!? Barging in here like that, giving everyone a heart attack!?! Van's little mind can't take that kind of excitement! Not that I really care what happens to him anyway." He was trying to hide the fact that he had been utterly terrified when the old man had come barreling in.
Dr. D started laughing. "Are you kidding? That was hilarious! Van looked like he was going to have an accident! And the girl with the popcorn bowl was priceless! Now that was truly a Kodak moment!!"
Everyone sweatdropped.
"Well then why did you yell 'I've finally found you' when you came in here?" Red Baroness asked.
"I just thought it would scare you."
"Normal people just yell 'boo'. Oh wait, you're not normal." Raven went to sit on the couch. Dr. D ignored him.
"Anyway, D, it's a good thing you showed up right about now because you're just the man we wanted to see." Van put his arm around D's shoulder and led him to sit on the couch ('accidentally' pushing Raven off to make room). He introduced D to the girls and told him about how they had gotten here and what their present problem was.
"So, have any suggestions?" Fiona asked. Now that she knew why the four girls were here, she was determined to get them back home (partly because she's sweet like that and partly because she didn't want to give Michiko a chance to steal her man).
D sat there for a while, seeming to be in deep thought.
"Well," he finally said. "Have you tried to flush them back down the toilet?"
"Hey! I tried that once! But I couldn't fit." Creampuff said.
"I did too!" Weasel said.
"Let me guess," Michiko said. "You couldn't fit either?"
"Yeah, how'd you know?"
"A little bird told me." She replied sarcastically. Noting the sarcasm, Weasel gets angry, and moves to take her anger out on Michiko. She walks over, grabs Michiko's ear, and twists it, causing her to pitch forward.
" Ow ow ow! Okay! Sarcasm equals pain! I get it already!" Weasel let go of her ear and sat down, a smug look on her face.
Dr. D ignored the girls conversation and tried to think of a solution to their current problem.
"I have an idea! And it's a good one this time too!" he said. " You said that the Toilet Fairy sent you here, right? Well if we can contact him, maybe we could get him to see if his boss will transport you back to your dimension! There are ways to get what you want, you know. We could slip him a bribe or something. Of course, it wouldn't be my money, but we'll figure something out." Michiko rolled her eyes.
"And how do you propose we do that?" Dr D looked at her with a 'duh' expression.
"How else? Flush a message in a bottle down the toilet." Everyone fell over in typical anime style.
"Well if that's the best we can come up with, we might as well try. After everything I've seen so far, anything's possible." Red Baroness said. She went to find a pen, paper and a bottle small enough to go down the toilet.
"Better get used to these people, because we're gonna be stuck here forever." Michiko slumps down further on the couch. "Oh joy."
To Be Continued. . . . . . .
There ya have it! R&R!