"Head's up" a voice cried
"WHOA! Hey watch it Kara" Nagisa said
"Sorry" she said as she got the ball again before scoring a goal
"Nice shot" Kaede saod
"That was way too stressful" Sugino said as Class-H of Kunugigaoka High was using the space that was Class-E's old sports field for a game of soccer, so far the top scorer was the most noticeable addition to the class: Kara Danvers aka Kara Zor-El the cousin of the man of steel, having join at the start of the year. She was enjoying herself. And luckily for the girls she was strong
"No way, nuh huh am I wearing a damn skirt" Terasaka said
"Welcome to my world...again" Nagisa groaned
"Come on guys, we can take her" Karma said
"Can you now?" Kara laughed, she stopped and looked at something "what's this?" she asked holding up a shard of something
"Crystallised Proto-matter?" Takebayashi said
"Which means?" Kataoka asked
"Something bad" Kaede said as it started to glow
"HERO MODE NOW!" Nagisa shouted becoming Agent Venom as the others became their hero forms.
"Green Lantern, throw up a barrier!" Kaede said
"KIDS!" Korogane said as he and Karasuma ran over to the heroes as a ring of multicoloured energy formed
"MAGNA POWER!" Karasuma said as he and Korogane got into the ring before the barrier formed, just as it vanished.
"Is everyone okay?" Karasuma asked looking around
"I'm fine" Kara said "Guys?"
"Just Peachy" Star-Lord said
"Never better" Psylocke sighed as she adjusted her glasses
"Hey guys, that does not look friendly" Kara said as she saw a walking Rhino mech approaching
"Screw that, check out the headless horseman on the glider" Star Lord shouted
"Guys, I think that's a goblin!" Wasp shouted
"Shit" Agent venom said
"Check out that guy! he's got a fish bowl on his head!" Nightwing shouted
"I think we need to form up and get ready for a fight" Kara as Supergirl said as she adjusted her cape "What, I don't have a hero changer yet" she said
"I'll make one for you when we get back" Forge said
"Get ready guys, here they come" Agent Venom said
"I've got this" Supergirl said
"Ahoy there" a voice said as a lightsabre was thrust into Supergirl's face "What be a beauty like you doing here?"
"I'm looking for someone to play the soft flicking game" Supergirl said in a flirty tone of voice
"Okay" the voice said "I'm kid Deadpool" the kid said flicking Supergirl in the arm
"Hi, I'm Supergirl" she said flicking him softly in the head, making him fly back into the trees "You win"
"KID!" the Rhino shouted throwing a fist at the girl
"You want some?" Supergirl asked catching it and throwing Rhino back. Suddenly a baseball was thrown
"DOWN!" Star Lord shouted blasting the baseball
"Damn, he managed to hit that one out of the park" a sultry voice said as a pink and black clad figure walked forward with a guy in a blue and red suit with baseballs all over it, baseball like face paint, possibly resembling war paint and a face mask
"Batter up?" Star Lord asked
"Actuualy I prefer Fowl-Ball!" the baseballer said as Star Lord fired at the baseball he fired, What Star Lord was unaware of was the pink and clad figure behind them
"no you don't!" Wolverine shouted blocking the girl attacking Star Lord's rear
"Thanks sweetie" Star Lord said
"This is not good" Agent Venom said
'Err, kid?' the symbiote said
"Yeah" Agent Venom said
"Heads up" the symbiote stated
"From what?" Agent venom asked
"BANZAI!" A voice shouted, Agent venom grabbed the voice's owner and slammed him into the ground while shoving a gun in his face before feeling blades on his neck
"Wait a second, I recognise that costume anywhere, though last time IU was here it was blue, not blood red and the horns and spirals are new as well" Agent venom said "Am I right Deadpool Jnr?"
"Agent venom, never thought you would be back here again" Deadpool Jnr said getting up with Agent Venom's help "Back down guys, it's us from that other dimension"
"Yes sir" the attackers said
"You mean this is the dimension you went to the first time?" Star Lord asked as the rest of Deadpool jnr's team joined them
"SONGBIRD!" "BLACK CAT!" the two Yada said hugging each other
"Well there excited" Viper said
"Hey Okano" Wasp said
"What up Okano" the other Okano said
"She's the Black Widow?" the hayamis asked, one of them referring to her counter-part the other to Okano from this dimension
"Sup" Hawkeye said
"Not much" Bullseye said
"So you have claws?" Diamondback said meeting Wolverine
"I know right" Wolverine smiled
"HOLD THE FREAKING PHONE, You're Kanzaki is Wolverine!" Deadpool Jnr exclaimed
"Yeah so?" Agent Venom asked
"Wolverine is a girl"
"Yeah, though I'm more like Talon then Wolverine, I just took his name" Wolverine blushed
"And you are?" Star Lord asked
"Fowl ball" Fowl Ball said
"I see you took the baseball thing quite literally" Star Lord said
"What can I say"
"So what happened to your Koro-sensei?" Deadpool Jnr asked
"I'm guessing there" Kaede said pointing to where two identical people were standing
"Who are you?" one of them said
"Who are you?"
"I asked first" the first one said
"Whatever, this is my turf" the second said
"Oh boy" the Nagisa groaned
"I'm Ryushi Korogane: Agent of SHIELD" the first one said "and I'm the teacher of Class-3E and Kunugigaoka's new headmaster" Azayaka said
"I'm Kira Azayaka" the second one said
"great" Magna defender groaned as this world's Karasuma did the same before looking at each other and nodding
"I think we should have a talk about things" Karasuma said
"So how did the greatest assassin in the world become a SHIELD agent?" Deadpool Jnr asked
"My dad recruited him" Agent Venom said
"Wait. your dad was a SHIELD agent as well?" Outlaw asked
"Still is, he's the Sub-Director for Japan" Agent venom said
"Must be nice" Deadpool jnr said
"I'm sorry man, it must be hard" Agent venom said
"Guys, I think we should change, just in case we need to switch to Heroes later" Catwoman said
"Agreed, Guys change back" Batman said
"Hero Changers!" the class said as a bright light was shown and they changed back into their uniforms
"What the?" Deadpool Jnr asked
"What are you wearing?" Outlaw asked
"Screw that, why do you look different" Deadpool Jnr said
"This should be interesting" Fantomex said
"You mean out school uniforms, these are the Kunugigaoka High uniforms" Kataoka said
"Wait, Kunugigaoka High, how in the forest did you guys get in there without having to take the exams?" Fowl Ball asked
"We were told we could after the invasion" Isogai said
"Invasion?" Silver Samurai asked
"Yeah we were attacked by Thanos" Nagisa said
"Thanos, dude he's a myth. He's basically the boogeyman! a story told to little kids to make them behave" Mysterio said
"That is not true, he's real alright. Heck in our world we have something called The Black files, a binder filled with extra dangerous threats to our world, be they from our world or not, Thanos takes up five pages, well he did most likely been doubled since then" Nagisa explained
"How bad was it?" Viper asked
"Pretty bad" Fuwa said "Luckily our only injury was Black Canary's throat got ripped up a bit"
"Black Canary?" Viper asked
"Hello" Hara waved shocking everyone as the other Hada stood before here
"I must have been hit in the head harder than I thought" Kid Deadpool
"And he is?" Supergirl asked
"Our Kid brother" Deadpool Jnr said
"What you're his brother?" Nagisa asked
"Brothers" Fantomax said
"And Itona's your brother as well, what's next Ritsu is Itona's wife" Nagisa said
"One day I will" EVA Ritsu blushed
"Unbelievable" Nagisa said
"What about you guys?" Viper asked
"Well it's been interesting" Sugino said
"As you can see we've done minor stuff to our appearances" Fuwa blushed
"So you're hair's black again?" Outlaw asked pulling her counterpart t
"No, I have to dye it black nowadays"
"How come?" Outlaw asked
"The tentacles basically changed my DNA so that my hair was naturally green" Kaede said
"Oh" Outlaw said "And I see Nagisa got a haircut"
"Yeah, his mother actually did it, took me awhile to get used to it" Kaede said smiling
"Hang on, you're bigger" Deadpool Jnr said
"Oh yeah, the reason we were considered forever flat was because of the tentacles" Kaede said
"Squirmy bastards" Outlaw glared
"So who's done it in your group?" Deadpool Jnr asked
"What oh come on!" Nagisa said
"So who has?" Deadpool Jnr asked, he saw four hands being raised, these hands being Sugino, Kanzaki, Mimura and Fuwa
"Seriously?" Nagisa asked "When?"
"During the Four Days" Fuwa said
"The Four Days?" Viper asked
"The four days we originally thought Nagisa had gone missing" Fuwa said
"You see we were sent out on a mission, only there was a complication, that being the Lizard attacked us; we of course fought but it was difficult" Mimura said
"But in the end we barely managed to defeat him, we're not sure how he was able to fight above us. But we had a thought"
"Since back then we didn't know if Nagisa would be coming back alive or not we figured" Mimura said "We figured there were things that we hadn't said and done."
"So we found a nice hotel and unleashed our pent up passions and made love" Fuwa finished up
"Okay that makes sense, but what about those two?" Deadpool Jnr said
"It was after Kyoto. We wanted some time alone so I could Kanzaki up into the stars on the Satomi and then we kissed, there was romantic music on in the background and we started to get hot and heavy, the only reason we stopped was because my ship lurched a bit" Sugino said blushing
"So you basically got cock blocked by your ship?" Deadpool Jnr said
"Yeah, please don't try to rub it in" Sugino said
"Oh man, only two couples. I'm pretty sure half of our couples have done the deeds, just not sure what happened, a lot of things we've done is blurry; like the summer we recently had, the thing with that kid who's name sound like mine" Deadpool Jnr said
"I can remember seeing my cousin" Silver Samurai said
"Yeah, Hiro Hamada from the team Big Hero 6 right?" Viper asked
"No way you're cousin's Hiro" Yoshida said
"Yeah why?" Silver Samurai asked
"Because in our world Wasabi's mine cousin" Yoshida said
"Awesome" Silver Samurai said
"Okay I know this might be a tough question" Outlaw said "But what happened to your Shiro?"
"Well to paraphrase a song, he fell into a burning ring of fire, he went down, down, down and the flames went higher; that ring of fire, that ring of fire" Nagisa sang
"So he's a crispy bastard" Deadpool jnr said
"More than crispy" Nagisa said "he was just ash when I last saw him"
"I see" Deadpool Jnr said
"And yours?" Kaede asked
"we're not sure. He just disappeared one day" he said
"I CAN'T DECIDE!" Kidpool said
"What is that small maniac shouting about?"
"I mean they're both cuddy and soft, but this one radiates motherliness, but this one is kinda badass dressing in black leather, but this one is the one I know most of all, but this one is a touch hotter, but this one is my Hara, but this one" Kid Deadpool
"Is Taken" Yoshida said shoving a gun up the chibi maniac's nose.
"Taisei?" Black Canary said
"What?" Kidpool said
"I know he can be a handful, but is the gun necessary?" Hara asked
"Whatever" Yoshida said putting his gun away
"Henpeck little bastard aren't ya?" Kidpool said
"Oh yeah?" Yoshida said
"Yeah, I mean what do you have that I don't" Kidpool said
"Simple, I caught a glimpse of her wearing her birthday suit" Yoshida chuckled
"NO!" Kid Deadpool fainted
'Sucker!' Yoshida smirked, unaware both Haras were blushing
"TAISEI!" Black Canary shouted
"What?" Yoshida shrugged
"Why did you say that?" Hara asked
"Because it's true, you know that dress I got you for your birthday last year?" Yoshida said
"DIE!" Kidpool said
"I'll be right with you" Yoshida said
"Hey Nagisa" Fantomex shouted
"What?" Deadpool Jnr asked
"It's your turn" Fantomex said indicating Yoshida and Kidpool about to scrap with each other
"Again?" Deadpool Jnr asked
"Yeah" Fantomex said
"It's tough being an older brother isn't it?" Nagisa asked
"Yeah it is...wait you're an older sibling now?" Deadpool Jnr asked
"Sure am, here" Nagsia said handing the young mercenary a photo "That's me and my younger sister Sakura"
"Oh she is so cute" Outlaw said as she and Deadpool Jnr looked at the picture, which was of Nagisa with Sakura using his head as armrest while sticking her tongue out a bit. Nagisa was smiling while trying to mess up her hair.
"Why is it you get a cute little sister, and I get a genius and a bonehead for brothers?" Deadpool Jnr asked
"Just luck I guess" Nagisa said
"And how's your version of our mother?" Deadpool jnr asked, a sad and gentle tone entering his voice
"She's good, especially with Sakura around. She finally has a daughter, but she doesn't treat her like she did me. Heck Sakura doesn't even know about that part of our past yet, we're waiting until she's a bit older" Nagisa said
"So you're part fish?" Rhino asked
"And you're a Rhino" Terasaka said
"Yep" Rhino said
"How does that work?" Terasaka asked
"It's a mech suit" Rhino said "Stolen from Hammer Tech
"I've always hated that guy" Terasaka said
"You've faced Hammer?" Rhino asked
"Yeah, during the event we call the four days, where tried something so a small squad of us went after him"
"The dude's currently in jail" Hazama said
"Interesting Titania, Hazama's counterpart from this dimension said
Fuwa was walking around she saw something that made her nervous and excited at the same time
"No way" she screamed
"FUWA!" Mimura, Iron Fist and Klaw ran over
"Are you okay?" Iron Fist asked
"A sentinel, you have a freaking sentinel!"
"Oh you mean Diesel V?" Klaw asked "Yeah Fantomex reprogrammed him, so he now fights for us"
"What about being classified as mutants?" Mimura asked
"That was damaged" Iron Fist said
"Oh, cool" Mimura said as he watched Fuwa go fangirl on the sentinel.
"Oh, that's cool" Yada said
"I know, right" Black cat
"I don't think our school would allow me to do this kind of thing" Yada said as she flicked through an album of her dimensional counterpart in different bikinis, she like the one which was red with what appeared to be a second set of bottoms which was orange underneath the top ones, then she saw the next one "whoa, that's"
"Lacy and skimpy?" Black Cat asked
"Yeah who did?" Yada asked
"Kimi got it for me, and he took that picture, not sure how it got in here" Black Cat said
"Man, you should try something in blue I think" Yada said
"Yeah possibly. By the way, have you grown bigger?" Black Cat "Again"
"just a centimetre or two" Yada winked
"Not fair" Black Cat groaned
"You know from just hearing the different groups talking about things, a ton of shit went down during those four days" Deadpool Jnr said
"Yeah, it seems a missed a bunch"
"Hey guys, our teachers are here" Viper called out gaining the attention of the various assassins and heroes.
"So what's the plan?" Isogai asked
"It seems that we'll be here a while" Karasuma said
"So we've decided that until we can get back to our own dimension" Magna Defender said
"So we've decided to see how you all stack up" Korogane said
"Meaning?" Outlaw asked
"It's simple, we'll be seeing who is stronger, The heroes or the assassins" Azayaka said
"So we're fighting each other?" Nagisa asked
"May as well, until we can find a way home for us" Magna Defender said
"Sounds good" Deadpool Jnr said "I've been wanting a rematch"
"And I'll give you one" Nagisa said turning into Agent Venom
"BRING IT!" they shouted
G'day guys Grizz here and Its time for another crossover with Mrotrax's Nagisa Assassin with a mouth. This has been in the planning/making since the end of the original ACH fic, which mean with was delayed thanks to Assassination Classroom Dark Heroics which was written a week after that. So thanks for Mrotrax for helping me with this and allowing me to use his versions of these character. Next chapter the fights begins
So until next time I'll catch you on the flipside