/authors note/
dicks lol

So as Steven was running to wherever the fuck the place was called he was thinking about how if you eat to many peanuts you really need to shit and it gets all watery and disgusting.

And 420 seconds later he saw it... The giant dildo was fucking random people in the ass so Steven grabbed the dildo and threw it in a trash can... The end yep that's it... writers block is a bitch ain't it.

Ok no I'm not ending it like that.

So when Steven threw the purple dildo in the trash can pearl threw it back at Steven saying "I don't want this nasty shit in mah trash hole you horsefucker" so Steven got fucked in the ass by the big purple dildo.

Now I'm not gonna describe what happened cause that's disgusting. Like srsly nobody wants to read that shit and I sure as hell don't want to write it.

And so after the ass fucking Steven decided to not give a fuck about anything anymore and so he just walked away... Yep that's it for realz this time... Steven just fucked off... And the entire world got fucked by the dildo... And pearl was to crazy to do anything about it... the end... I really fucking hate this chapter... #freekekistan