CHAPTER 1: SADNESS IN A BUKKAKE NIGHT Part 1: The sadness

2 years after the death of the Joker, Batman and his good friend Rudy (AN: His real name was Terence, Rudy was his superhero name, just like Batman real name is Bruce you probably already know that :)) were sleeping in the same bed after having sex all night. Rudy was happy and he still had a boner after all the sex but Batman was very nervous and sweating because he was having a nightmare: He was in a dar and creepy place, which looked like a labyrinth but was not exactly like that and he was pursuited by some ugly caveman monsters with gargoyle wings and bigs cocks with teeth like snakes and then Batman had to run away for his life, but then he saw a cross of fire on the distance and the joker was crucified on it.

the joker seemed very angry and he did not have eyes, only two bullet holes instead of eyes, so he only could cry tears of blood.

"BATMAN!" the joker screamed on the cross of fire while crying tears of blood. "BATMAN, WHY DID YOU LET ME DIE, YOU DIRTY CUNT-LICKING ASSHOLE? WHY, YOU MOTHERFUCKER WHYYY? I WAS YOUR BROTHER ANS YOU LET ME DIE! CURSE YOU FOREVER!"

"No, Joker, you are wrong! It was Batgirl who killed you because you were going to kill some innocent people! She had to kill you for the greater good!"

"BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FOUR COMMANDMENT, BATMAN? WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING FOURTH COMMANDMENT, YOU SHITHEAD? YOU LET ME DIE, COCKMONGLER! YOU LET ME DIE AND YOU DID NOTHING! GO FUCK YOURSELF, BRUCE! YOU SUCK! I HOPE YOU DIE LIKE ME!"

"No, Joker please don't hate me, you are my brother!" but then the cross of fire vanished and Batman was left alone and crying.

At the next day during breakfast Batman was very depressed and he did not want to eat his bacon with eggs so Rudy asked him:

"Whats wrong, Batman? Why you havent eaten your bacon and eggs yet? They look tasty and I would eat them but Im vegan, so I cant eat it."

"Im fine, Rudy, I just dont want to eat right now..."

then batman left the kitchen and went to the bathroom where he took a shower and then masturbated in the shower like that guy from American Beauty, and he also cried while he was masturbating.

alfred heard his crying and masturbating sounds from the distance so he told Rudy:

"I think Master Bruce is still upset about the death of the Joker...We need to cheer him up!"

"I can see why Batman is still upset, after all the joker was his brother and that is why he always refused to kill him, but Batgirl killed him 2 years ago ebcause he was going to kill a lot of innocent people. And the daughter of ras as gul throw the remains of zombie joker to one incinerator, so ras as gul couldnt revive him using the lazarus pit..."

"Yeah, I remember all that..." Alfred replied. "But the important thing is to make Master Bruce happy again. Any idea, Rudy?"

"Well, when I was sad, my boyfriend Keith organized my a surprise bukkake party with all his bear friends...It made so happy!"

"Wait you have a boyfriend? is he ok with you fucking Master Bruce, Terrence?"

"Yeah, dont worry we have a very open relationship, and he is cool with me fucking Bruce. Besides, he is also fucking other guys and sometimes send me the pics to my facebook, and I see them the pics of me fucking Bruce. He thinks thats hot."

"Oh, cool." Alfred said.

So Rudy left Gotham city and went to Wisconsin where his boyfriend Keith lived. On his way to Wisconsin, he stopped at one store to buy groceries for lunch, but they didnt have the vegan stuff Rudy liked, so he left the place disappointed, but the a mysterious hooded figure asked:

"Are you looking for vegan food? I got some delicious vegan food in my store!" said the mysterious hooded man, and Rudy said: "Okay, show me."

They went to the store...It looked like a normal weird store. A store of weird stuff, but not too weird, like Hot Topic. They had vegan food and some guy dressed like a fortune teller.

"Young man, if you allow me to see the palm of your hand, I will tell your future." the fortune teller said.

"No thanks." Rudy replied. "I dont believe in that future stuff. I always like to live in the present."

"Oh, but I can also see the present" answered the fortune teller. answered. "I can see you have a friend who is very sad and depressed."

Rudy was surprised by how accurate those words were, but he still doubted.

"How did you know?"

"As I said, I can see the present. Give your palm and I will tell you how to help your sad friend."

"Okay." Rudy said, but he was a little bit worried that the fortune teller could read his mind, discovering in that way that Bruce Wayne was actually Batman, so Batman will be fucked forever, so he started to think in naked hot guys making out with each other, and doing frotage. He filled his mind with vivid imagery of dicks, and manly asses, and lots of manly naked men rubbing each other and kissing passionately and that caused Rudy to have a boner, but the fortune teller didnt notice or didnt care about this. Instead he said:

"I see your ffiend is very sad and depressed for the death of his brother. That is such a big loss that cant be healed with the mere kindness of friendship. You need something more radical. Have you ever heard about sin eaters, my boy?"

"Yeah." Rudy replied, trying to hide his boner with his long t-shirt.

"Well, I got something that is like a sin eater, but not quite like. Its more like a grief eater...I will eat the pain away."

"That sounds like magic bullshit to me" Rudy commented, but the fortune teller ignored those words. Instead he showed him a toy that like a pink furby wih bedroom eyes.

"What the hell is that?" Rudy asked.

"This is a Tattletails, the toy that all modern kids love. Some say it will be a big success among kiddies like FNAF..."

"I thought that Bendt and the ink machine was the next FNAF..." Rudy asked.

"Well, Tattletails will also be the next FNAF, along with Bendy. My point is that this toy will eat the sorrow of your sad friend, so he can be happy once again..."

"Hum, okay...And how much it will cost?"

"4.50 $"

"Well, I hope that shit works. If not, I will come back here, asking here for a refund..."

"Oh, it will work darling, trust me..." the fortune teller said, and Rudy left the store with the Tattletails toy and the vegan food he bought for himself.

Once he was gone, the store owner and the fortune teller closed the store, and then they got naked, killed a goat, and used their blood to paint a pentagram in the floor.

A big naked red demon with a big hairy penis appeared and they told him:

"Master, the first part of our plan is finally done! We will have our revenge against Batman very soon!"

"I can barely wait." Said the naked red devil, looking at the two satanists naked bodies with lust.

He hypnotized them to make them suck his dick, and then he made the satanists suck each other dicks and do some frotage while he watched and masturbated. Then He peed on them, but it was magical pee, so they didnt die. Then he returned to hell, because the spell made by the two satanists only lasted a few hours.

To be continued...