Author's note: This is also strictly rated M because of my crude sense of humor. Not recommended if you can't handle a Key and Peele/South Park styled humor. Caveats, critiques, pet peeves, complaints or plot holes getting caught is much appreciated.

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Prologue

"Is this gonna hurt?"

"Only if you keep crying like a pussy."

Vivan glared at his sister, to which she grinned. "Make it a swan," she said. "Just like this one."

Aryana lifted the glove off her fist to reveal a white dove tattoo on her hand. The tattoo artist looked up at her, "you can't be fucking serious?"

"Oiy, what are we paying you for?"

"You're not fucking paying me!" The skinhead with his body covered in swastikas and nazi symbols looked up at his friends behind him. Three E88 members had their bodies clung to the ceiling, gravity pulling them up making it difficult to move as they stared down at the three of them.

"Well, what are we holding you hostage for?" Aryana said. "My lil bro wants a tattoo, we're entitled to equal treatment!"

"Fucking spicks," one of the men said from the ceiling, "bitches like you are better off bending over and sucking cocks." Vivan zapped a neon-colored light at the skinhead's ass . "Fuck!" He yelled back. "Both of you can suck my dick."

"Isn't that gay?" Vivan asked with his eyes rolled up. "Like, if you say that, isn't that against your religion?"

"Yeah," Aryana cut in, "I'm not above sucking a skinhead, but aren't you supposed to be against that, since, you know... I'm brown?"

"Both of you are dumbasses," the tattoo artist muttered. "If I finish this, can you just put them down?"

"Of course!" The two siblings said together. The tattoo artist shook his head, swallowing his pride as he marked Vivan with the tattoo.

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Aryana and Vivan put on their masks. While most capes preferred to have entire costumes ready to wear at a moment's notice, the brother and sister liked to have access to their small, makeshift masks in their pockets, ready to put on with whatever casual wares they had at the time.

"C'mon shrimp," Aryana said to Vivan's distaste, "they're over there."

The air was cool, the alley wasn't lit but the streetlamps provided enough light to show the outlines of the two figures waiting for them.

"So, you're new to Brockton Bay?"

"Yup," Aryana said. "We're looking for a place to crash."

The villains looked at each other, "Um... Why us?" One asked meekly.

"Because you guys play video games," Vivan said cheerfully.

Aryana raised an arm up.."And obviously, it's because we're agents of chaos. And what better way to spread that chaos than through the internet?"

Uber and Leet glanced at each other. They shrugged. "Well, I guess I have nothing against it," Uber said.

"Wait, are you guys gonna dress the way we tell you?"

"Hell yes," Aryana said. "I've already got three months worth of cosplay ready!"

"It's true," Vivan said sighing, "mom would think she's a sinner if they saw what she had in mind."

Uber and Leet blushed heavily beneath their masks. "She's in!" Leet yelled.

"Er, does that include me?" Vivan asked.

"Sure, why not."