Insane Professor Xavier
By: Rogue Hanson
Warning this story is to make no sense. Don't expect it to. All of my friends are to be the X-Men you once knew. I do not own Harry Potter or any Harry Potter characters. I also don't own the song.
Rogue- is me. Cuz I'm special.
Professor Xavier- is my INSANE friend Matt. Notice the caps.
Wolverine, Logan/Sabertooth- Brian…well he looks like Logan and he wanted to be Sabertooth. (L- is Logan and S- Sabertooth)
Cyclops, Scott- Dan cuz he wants to be him.
Jean Grey- Lindsay is just amazing lol.
Shadowcat, Kitty- Shannon cuz they both say "Ewww" the same way.
Nightcrawler, Kurt- Jeff cuz we needed a Kurt.
Storm, Ororo- Cecily, crazy person. Seems normal but aint.
Boom-Boom, Tabitha (well now she's back to being an X-Men instead of
being in the Brotherhood) - is Kimmy they like saying BOOM!
Magneto- Tom cuz I needed Magneto.
Kazam- Magneto's insane mother who calls him Timothy.
Mystique- ????
Musachan- Is Musachan who lives in the Happy Haunted Sunshine House.
ACT 1
It was an ordinary morning at the institute. The sun was shining the birds were singing. Kitty was on her laptop talking to her friends from school. Ororo on the phone. Kurt and Tabatha are fighting over the remote. Logan was wrestling Scott and winning big time while Jean watched. Rogue stood around laughing at Scott. Professor Xavier sped in on his wheel chair laughing insanely. Everyone stopped their activities and stared at him.
Prof. X- LaLaLaLa, LaLaLaLa Elmo's World!
Logan- Prof. Are you alright?
Prof. X- Elmo's World!
::Scott, Rogue, Jean, Tabatha, and Kurt burst into laughter.::
Kitty- He finally decided to become one of us.
Prof. X- Shut up you little Bitch!
Scott- ::laughing tone:: Oh my God that's horrible.
Kitty- Ewww…
Rogue- Umm…Are you okay? Seriously are you?
Prof. X- ::gasps and rides over to her. Rogue steps away slowly but he grabs her and puts her on his lap. He pushes her head to his chest:: Don't cry little girl put your head on my breastiss! ::he strokes her hair repeatedly::
Rogue: LET GO OF ME!! SCOTT! LOGAN! SAVE ME!
::Kurt and Scott are rolling in laughter on the floor. Logan tries pulling her off but fails since he does not want to hurt the Prof.::
Prof. X- ::stroking Rogue's hair:: I love you. ::said strangely::
Rogue- Get off of me! ::struggling::
Prof. X- Get away from me you little bitch! ::he pushes her off of him::
Rogue runs behind Kitty.
Scott- How did he not get hurt by Rogue's skin?
Rogue- I have no idea.
Prof. X- Hi!
Kurt- He belongs in a mental institution than a gifted institution!
Prof. X- Shut up you little whore. ::he flings his hand into Kurt's face::
Jean- I'll try seeing what's in his mind. ::uses her psychic powers and screams:: It's horrible!! ::starts flinching::
Scott- Maybe he had a little too much caffeine this morning.
Tabatha- ::throws a Bomb thing near Prof. X's feet::
Prof. X- ::Lets out a loud girly scream and flees down the hall::
Kitty and Kurt- Should we follow him?
Jean- ::in the corner rocking back and forth:: THE VOICES!! They're everywhere!
Logan- He's the professor we should follow him.
Kurt- I'll teleport to him. ::Vanishes and appears by Prof. X::
Prof. X- ::Doing Papa Wheelies down the hallway. Stops and sees a button.:: What does this button do? ::pushes it, then drops it, then runs over it::
::A roar and scream heard from the other room::
Kurt- Hmmm…::Confused. Runs into kitchen and grabs a cup. He then puts ice into it. He runs back out and tosses the ice at Prof. X::
Prof. X- Get in the car bitch! ::Chases him down the hall until Kurt is cornered.:: I'll get you now! ::starts to dash at Kurt::
Kurt- ::teleports back to the living room. From the hall you hear a loud crash. Notices Logan and screams. Logan is now half Wolverine and half Sabertooth.::
Wolvertooth- ::Beating himself up.::
Kurt- What happened to him?
Tabatha- One minute he was Logan and then all of a sudden he changed.
Kurt- That was what that button Prof. X pushed did. Then he ran it over.
Scott- Where is Prof. X?
Kurt- I threw ice at him and he chased me down the hall. Then he crashed into a wall.
Rogue- Interesting.
Scott- What if Magneto is messing with the plate in his head?
Wolvertooth- That could be it. Let's hop into the X-Jet and track him down.
Everyone- Right!
Logan- Someone grab Prof. X so he don't hurt himself.
::No one answers::
Wolvertooth- Kurt and Scott go. I'm in charge since he's gone crazy.
Kurt- But!
Wolvertooth- No buts. ::continues beating himself up::
Scott- Let's go.
Kurt- Ugh… ::grabs Scott's arm and teleports him to where Prof. X was::
Prof. X- ::lying on the floor unconscious with a tennis racket over his head smiling::
Scott- I'm not even going to ask.
Kurt- Let's just get him into the wheel chair and teleport him from there.
Scott- Okay.
::Kurt and Scott get him into the wheelchair. Prof. X still smiling with the tennis racket. Teleports to the X-Jet where everyone else was::
Ororo- ::appears from her room:: What's going on?
Rogue- Prof. X has gone insane and we're blaming Magneto so we're gonna go search for him.
Ororo- Yo! Can I come? I gotta get outta this hell hole and what happened to him? ::staring at Wolvertooth::
Jean Grey- ::Becoming retarded:: He's a Kitty Man.
Ororo- Right.
::Everyone boards the X-Jet::
By: Rogue Hanson
Warning this story is to make no sense. Don't expect it to. All of my friends are to be the X-Men you once knew. I do not own Harry Potter or any Harry Potter characters. I also don't own the song.
Rogue- is me. Cuz I'm special.
Professor Xavier- is my INSANE friend Matt. Notice the caps.
Wolverine, Logan/Sabertooth- Brian…well he looks like Logan and he wanted to be Sabertooth. (L- is Logan and S- Sabertooth)
Cyclops, Scott- Dan cuz he wants to be him.
Jean Grey- Lindsay is just amazing lol.
Shadowcat, Kitty- Shannon cuz they both say "Ewww" the same way.
Nightcrawler, Kurt- Jeff cuz we needed a Kurt.
Storm, Ororo- Cecily, crazy person. Seems normal but aint.
Boom-Boom, Tabitha (well now she's back to being an X-Men instead of
being in the Brotherhood) - is Kimmy they like saying BOOM!
Magneto- Tom cuz I needed Magneto.
Kazam- Magneto's insane mother who calls him Timothy.
Mystique- ????
Musachan- Is Musachan who lives in the Happy Haunted Sunshine House.
ACT 1
It was an ordinary morning at the institute. The sun was shining the birds were singing. Kitty was on her laptop talking to her friends from school. Ororo on the phone. Kurt and Tabatha are fighting over the remote. Logan was wrestling Scott and winning big time while Jean watched. Rogue stood around laughing at Scott. Professor Xavier sped in on his wheel chair laughing insanely. Everyone stopped their activities and stared at him.
Prof. X- LaLaLaLa, LaLaLaLa Elmo's World!
Logan- Prof. Are you alright?
Prof. X- Elmo's World!
::Scott, Rogue, Jean, Tabatha, and Kurt burst into laughter.::
Kitty- He finally decided to become one of us.
Prof. X- Shut up you little Bitch!
Scott- ::laughing tone:: Oh my God that's horrible.
Kitty- Ewww…
Rogue- Umm…Are you okay? Seriously are you?
Prof. X- ::gasps and rides over to her. Rogue steps away slowly but he grabs her and puts her on his lap. He pushes her head to his chest:: Don't cry little girl put your head on my breastiss! ::he strokes her hair repeatedly::
Rogue: LET GO OF ME!! SCOTT! LOGAN! SAVE ME!
::Kurt and Scott are rolling in laughter on the floor. Logan tries pulling her off but fails since he does not want to hurt the Prof.::
Prof. X- ::stroking Rogue's hair:: I love you. ::said strangely::
Rogue- Get off of me! ::struggling::
Prof. X- Get away from me you little bitch! ::he pushes her off of him::
Rogue runs behind Kitty.
Scott- How did he not get hurt by Rogue's skin?
Rogue- I have no idea.
Prof. X- Hi!
Kurt- He belongs in a mental institution than a gifted institution!
Prof. X- Shut up you little whore. ::he flings his hand into Kurt's face::
Jean- I'll try seeing what's in his mind. ::uses her psychic powers and screams:: It's horrible!! ::starts flinching::
Scott- Maybe he had a little too much caffeine this morning.
Tabatha- ::throws a Bomb thing near Prof. X's feet::
Prof. X- ::Lets out a loud girly scream and flees down the hall::
Kitty and Kurt- Should we follow him?
Jean- ::in the corner rocking back and forth:: THE VOICES!! They're everywhere!
Logan- He's the professor we should follow him.
Kurt- I'll teleport to him. ::Vanishes and appears by Prof. X::
Prof. X- ::Doing Papa Wheelies down the hallway. Stops and sees a button.:: What does this button do? ::pushes it, then drops it, then runs over it::
::A roar and scream heard from the other room::
Kurt- Hmmm…::Confused. Runs into kitchen and grabs a cup. He then puts ice into it. He runs back out and tosses the ice at Prof. X::
Prof. X- Get in the car bitch! ::Chases him down the hall until Kurt is cornered.:: I'll get you now! ::starts to dash at Kurt::
Kurt- ::teleports back to the living room. From the hall you hear a loud crash. Notices Logan and screams. Logan is now half Wolverine and half Sabertooth.::
Wolvertooth- ::Beating himself up.::
Kurt- What happened to him?
Tabatha- One minute he was Logan and then all of a sudden he changed.
Kurt- That was what that button Prof. X pushed did. Then he ran it over.
Scott- Where is Prof. X?
Kurt- I threw ice at him and he chased me down the hall. Then he crashed into a wall.
Rogue- Interesting.
Scott- What if Magneto is messing with the plate in his head?
Wolvertooth- That could be it. Let's hop into the X-Jet and track him down.
Everyone- Right!
Logan- Someone grab Prof. X so he don't hurt himself.
::No one answers::
Wolvertooth- Kurt and Scott go. I'm in charge since he's gone crazy.
Kurt- But!
Wolvertooth- No buts. ::continues beating himself up::
Scott- Let's go.
Kurt- Ugh… ::grabs Scott's arm and teleports him to where Prof. X was::
Prof. X- ::lying on the floor unconscious with a tennis racket over his head smiling::
Scott- I'm not even going to ask.
Kurt- Let's just get him into the wheel chair and teleport him from there.
Scott- Okay.
::Kurt and Scott get him into the wheelchair. Prof. X still smiling with the tennis racket. Teleports to the X-Jet where everyone else was::
Ororo- ::appears from her room:: What's going on?
Rogue- Prof. X has gone insane and we're blaming Magneto so we're gonna go search for him.
Ororo- Yo! Can I come? I gotta get outta this hell hole and what happened to him? ::staring at Wolvertooth::
Jean Grey- ::Becoming retarded:: He's a Kitty Man.
Ororo- Right.
::Everyone boards the X-Jet::