A/N: This story takes place after the events of Lincoln Loud's Underwater Adventure. It's not essential to this story, but I figured it should mention it for continuity reasons.
Another Saturday at the Loud House. Lincoln watched TV on the couch until he heard a loud screech outside before a crash and a man's screams. Lincoln grabbed a bag of ice from the kitchen as Lori and Leni walked through the front door.
"Ice me…" said the tired 17-year old.
Lincoln handed Lori the bag of ice and she walked to the couch. Lori collapsed on the couch and placed the bag on her head.
"Didn't go that well, huh?" asked Lincoln.
"I may have freaked out a little," said Leni.
"A little?!" Lori exclaimed.
2 minutes ago, Lori was preparing to take Leni driving.
"Okay, Leni, are you ready to cheat death again?" asked Lori.
"What?" said Leni.
"I said are you ready to drive?" said Lori.
"Oh… I'm ready," said the eager 16-year old.
"Ok, all you need to do is just slowly drive out of the driveway," Lori instructed.
Suddenly, there was a knock on the driver's window and to the girls' shock, it was a man wearing a spider costume.
"Hey there ladies," the man said. "Would you like to hear about Mike's new bug spray?"
Lori noticed Leni was paralyzed with fear and said, "Leni… there's no need to be afraid. It's just a guy in a costume."
But it was too late. Leni was already fearful of the giant spider and imagined it attacking her. Leni screamed and hit the gas, trying to get away from the advertiser. Lori ended the story with, "By the way, we may get sued for a hit and run."
"So when can we go out again?" asked Leni.
"I don't think I can go out again," said Lori.
"But you promised to teach me, Lori," Leni whined.
"I know but I literally have this thing about wanting to stay alive," Lori replied.
"But how am I going to learn how to drive?" asked Leni. "No one's wants to teach me."
"Why not just go to a driving school?" Lincoln suggested.
"I don't you understand why dad was the last person to try to teach Leni, Lincoln," said Lori. "She's been kicked out of every one in Michigan and I doubt that there is someone on this Earth can teach her."
It was at that moment when Lincoln got an idea.
"On this Earth, huh?" Lincoln said with a smile.
"What are you thinking?" asked Lori.
The next day, SpongeBob led Leni to the entrance of Mrs. Puff's Boating School.
"Get ready, Leni, for the greatest academic thrill ride of your life!" said SpongeBob.
"Wow! And there's no line," said an amazed Leni.