Alright so chapter 2 of this story is going to be pretty long because I wanted all 88 Characters to have something to say within the story, but it's not going to be like this in future chapters. If you haven't read chapter one yet, were introduced to eight new characters and the stories behind them, now lets see if they can handle Chris's Insane Challenges.
Last time on Total Drama Belle Grande, we were introduced to Eight New Campers. We got to know them a little bit thanks to their audition tapes, and Chris has announced the teams. Now with the 22 Million Dollars at stake and the first challenge just minutes away, what will finally become of all of these Campers?
Everyone on the Island was still trying to process how much money was involved this season. How could they come up with this much money? It made sense because of how many people were on each team, but how can Chris gamble that much?
Alejandro: That is a lot of money to offer 1 person.
Anne-Maria: Who Cares? Money is Money!
Esmeralda: Yeah, and I'm gonna win it
Sierra: I wonder where he's getting all that money?
Noah: With Chris's logic, I wouldn't be surprised if he stole it from the Bank of Canada.
Chris: Now you're probably wondering where I would get so much money, but that's not important, you have to complete the challenges first.
Everyone Glared at Chris
Scarlett: So where exactly is the first challenge?
Chris: Walk over to the old elimination area on top of the cliff. Chef will be there!
And with that, the Roadrunners, Skylarks, Thunderbirds, and Rams walked over while getting to know each other in the Process.
Lindsay: Hey Beth
Beth: What is it Lindsay
Lindsay: My team is so awesome, I have Sleeping Beauty on it, and she sings
Ella: Hello friends, care for a song
Beth: Maybe later, we have to do a challenge first OK.
Lindsay: Hey, maybe it's a singing challenge.
Ella: Oh I sure hope so; I hope Chris doesn't scare the animals. That would be dreadful.
Back at the Rams, Staci is telling Mario all about her relatives
Staci: My Great, Great, Great, Great, Aunt Millie invented squares, before her people had to figure out how to build a house with rectangles
Mario: Really, My Great, Great Grandfather was the best cabinetmaker in all of Naples. He had to build everything by hand, as there was no such thing as power tools.
Staci: And my Great, Great, Great, Great Uncle George invented floors and
Mario: Really, how can you invent floors, they had floors since the earth has existed. Either your relatives are fake, or you're a compulsive liar.
Staci: Oh, but my Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Grandpa came to America first, before him, America was run by Indians.
Mario: Are you saying your related to Christopher Columbus, or did you're relatives come on the Mayflower?
Anne-Maria: Just let it go, she doesn't know when to quit.
Staci: You're right; my relatives were just so great.
Jaquan on the other hand had a Mission
Jaquan: Boi, wit all this money, bitches gonna be beggin' to be wit me, but what up wit all these crazy ass hoes on this Island. One punched me in the stomach, and another one crazy as fuck. Theres so many of them
He then spots Dawn
Jaquan: This one gonna be easy as hell B
He then walks over to her, but Dawn already got a very negative aura from him.
Dawn: You had a terrible childhood, but just because the little girl that was sympathetic to you happened to be white doesn't mean that you have to exclusively pursue them.
Jaquan froze for a second and left.
Jay and Mickey were discussing their teams so far
Mickey: I'm on a team full of raging psychopaths; I might as well become soft meat just for them.
Jay: My teams ok, they all seem nice, especially Ellody. She's really smart and
Mickey: Jay do you have a crush on her
Jay: What, no, besides, I thought girls only like us when they ask if we have an emergency contact.
Mickey: Your right, hey you think Chris got our memo from all our doctors.
Jay: I doubt it, but it hasn't stopped us before, we did get pretty far in the race
Mickey: I just hope we don't come in last in this challenge
Jay: I hope so too. Well, there's Chef, might as well get to my team.
Mickey: Ok
Everyone is now on their respective teams waiting for Chris to announce the challenge. He then appears out of nowhere.
Chris: Alright Campers, there are 88 of you on this Island, which makes for a good season, but I had other ideas. This is only our second time on this island, and we made many changes to it.
All of the Pakiteaw Island Campers that were on that season were shocked. What changes did Chris do to the Island?
Scarlett: Well I can't imagined you removed the secret control center
Chris: Yes Scarlett, most of the artificial computer controlled portions of the island have disappeared thanks to you. When the EPA saw the island, and the Animatronic Animals, they ordered a complete renovation of it, so now it's back to the way it was when I found it.
Laurie: That's wonderful news
Miles: Yeah, now all the wildlife can be free and happy here
Chris: Yeah, Don't remind me! At least I managed to keep some of them for your amusement HEHE. Anyway as I was saying they were also appalled at the sleeping arrangements, so in order to please their lawyers I finally had Cabins built.
Topher: Wow Chris, how many are there.
Chris: They're 5 brand new Cabins that are on this Island
Everyone, Especially the TDPI Cast, were relieved that they wouldn't have to build a shelter. They didn't need more moose knocking them over, but Chris was a man of many surprises.
Jasmine: But do we still have to forage for food?
Chris: As much as I'd like for that to be the case, No, Chef is going to be cooking up his world famous cuisine at the brand new mess hall they built over there.
Chef: Yep, and Y'ALL STILL GOING TO EAT IT THREE TIMES A DAY
Everyone gulped at his voice
Courtney: Wait a minute, you are saying a lot about our sleeping arrangements and Chef's cooking, but you haven't even mentioned the challenge yet.
Chris: But that is the challenge Courtney, The challenge is to find the Cabins and mess hall. They're on the other side of the Island
Eva: Really, that's our challenge
MacArthur: Ha, this is easy
Chris: Ok, but is it easy if you don't know where they are and there is no trail leading to them yet
MacArthur immediately recanted, but it was already dark out, and the Campers were getting tired. They really didn't want a challenge like this
Harold: So we have to make a trail going to these Cabins
Chris: No, you just have to find them HEHE, I already know where they are
Jo: Please, this challenge is so easy, the last person who finds it is going home.
Chris: Actually, it's the last person on your team that finds it will be going home.
Everyone: What?
Sierra: You mean 4 people are going home tonight.
Chris: There weren't enough beds in the Cabin to keep everybody. Chef thought it was going to be 84 contestants.
Chef: That's what I was told by the producers. Until you had to make it interesting and get rid of the 4 people I thought was going to be on the show.
Chris: You know, I would have fired you, but you turned it into a really interesting challenge for our Campers here.
Chef: HAHA you know me too well.
Chris: Campers, I'll see you at the Cabins. Don't be late HEHE
Everyone stared at each other, nobody wanted to come in last, but a challenge like this required a degree of teamwork. Since it was already dark outside and few people had flashlights, they had to split up and figure it out. Unfortunately, by then, Chris and Chef had already left in a helicopter that was waiting.
The only Two Campers that were figuring out how to cover the Island were Mary and Ellody. They were planning out how many square miles the island was.
Mary: If we calculate the length and width of the island
Ellody: The approximate value would be 3.6 Square Miles long and 2.3 Square Miles wide
Mary: if we were to divide that in half
Ellody: It would be 1.57
Mary: If I were to make an educated guess, the Cabins should be just over that mountain.
While Mary and Ellody were still coming up with their plan, others were trying to figure out where the Cabins would be. They had to find the fastest way to go through the forest. To do that everyone split up into groups of two to seven just for protection. If they were going to run around blindly, they would have to do it together.
Just then, Ellody made an announcement.
Ellody: Hello everyone, we have figured out the fastest way to do this.
Scarlett: The fastest way to do this would be to go through the forest I already calculated it.
Mary: Well we did have to consider the wildlife, and our chances of getting lost are high.
Ellody: So we propose going around the Island.
Everyone looked at each other
Jaquan: Nigga that money mine, I ain't fucking gonna have Obama's daughter tell me what the fastest way is.
Lightning: I'll race sho-ass in the forest
Jaquan: See ya'll motherfuckas at the Cabins
And with that, they both run into the forest. With Eva, Jo, and MacArthur running after them.
MacArthur: Oh no, that kid from Detroit is mine
Jo: Hey get back here fuckers
Eva: Wait, We don't even know where they're going
MacArthur: Fuck that, they're ahead of us.
Jo: Yeah, and I'll be damned if Lightning actually finishes before me
Eva: That's true, lets get those bastards
With this, the more Competitive Campers like Brick, Sanders, Sky, and Lily also started running through the forest. Tyler also started running toward the forest, but tripped over a log. He recovered quickly and kept going. Some people liked Mary and Ellody's Idea, Including Jay and Mickey
Jay: Hey Ellody, Mickey and I are with you
Mickey: Yeah I don't trust the forest this late at night anyway.
Mary: I'm glad you guys believe in the plan
Ellody: It is defenantly a much safer alternative then running through this forest where unknown creatures subside.
Bridgette: Yeah, getting lost in the forest is one of my worst nightmares, you guys ok if we follow Mary and Ellody
Geoff, Brody, Chester, and Junior agreed and with that they followed Mary and Ellody, but trouble was right behind them
Jacques: Josee we should go around the Island, they're not going to find the Cabins running through that forest.
Josee: And that 22 Million will be ours easy.
Jacques and Josee: HAHAHAHA!
And they take off running ahead of Geoff, Brody, Bridgette, Chester, and Junior.
Junior: Hey watch where your going
Bridgette: Yeah, you almost killed us
Geoff: Bridge these people will do anything to be in first place
Brody: Yeah, those Ice Dancers weirded us out in the race, they even leap and run at the same time
Chester: Aw, come on guys, that doesn't seem so bad, let me try it
He then imitates what he saw the Ice Dancers do, and actually manages to catch up to them.
Chester: Hey guys
Josee: What in the ever loving fuck, get lost you motherfucking redneck
Chester then tripped over a big rock, but landed on both Jacques and Josee in the process.
Chester: Oh, my bad, you guys all right
Geoff and Brody just laughed; he actually made them go ahead of the Ice Dancers.
Geoff: Bro, those people are bad news, come on
Chester: Well, see you guys later I guess
Jacques and Josee were pissed.
Meanwhile many groups have already left, either going around the Island or through the Forest. The bad news was that only 34 Campers decided to take the supposed safe way to the Cabins by following Ellody and Mary. The other 54 people decided to risk running through the forest, including Sky and Lily.
Sky: I know this forest pretty well, but it does look a lot different then the last time I was here.
Lily: How So?
Sky: Well, it seems there have been a lot of trees planted here since then
Lily: But how can they grow so quickly? They couldn't have put fake trees here.
Just then a sound of someone coming toward them made them run faster
Lily: what was that?
It was only Brick and Sanders
Brick: I'm so glad we ran into you guys, I was tempted to run into the forest after Jo, but I hate the dark.
Sanders: My partner did the same thing, but shes way ahead of us now.
Lily: Oh, that's ok guys, since this really isn't an actual challenge, you might as well join us.
Sanders: Yeah, this forest looks like something you could get easily lost in.
Brick: That right, in situations like these its imperative to never leave a cadet behind.
Lily: But theres so many people that are behind already.
Sky: Well who's behind us now?
Sanders: I am not seeing anybody unfortunately, but we have to keep going, focus on getting to the Cabins alive.
As the four ran aimlessly through the forest, Sky still thought to herself about Dave. He had purposely gone with Mary and Ellody to avoid her, and as far as he was concerned, he didn't want her. She had deceived him by revealing that she had a boyfriend, and he didn't want her trust. Ezekiel and Harold were also with him by chance.
Dave: Why did I even come to this fucking Island, Oh right, because of my contract? I had no idea that fucking lying bitch would be there too.
Ezekiel: How do you think I feel, Eh, Chris never even gave
Dave: You a chance and you turned into a feral mutant because of it. I was left on the Island too after it was all over. Thank god they rescued me a day later, that bear would have eaten me by then.
Ezekiel: Yeah yo, I was going to say that, eh, but now I want Chris to pay for all the fucking shit he did to me that whole year.
Dave: Yeah, that bitch Sky caused me to lose all hope I had at ever finding a girlfriend, I really can't trust anybody anymore.
Ezekiel: I don't trust any of those Old Campers, eh, they're just out to get me again and make me crazy.
Harold: But you did get found by the government, and turned back to normal
Ezekiel: Oh yeah, it took them long enough eh, That lab I went to was crazy, they did all of this post-reversal therapy type shit on me for a whole year. They managed to get me to talk again.
Dave: Wait, if you don't trust any of the Old Campers, why are you talking to Harold right now?
That was a good point. It turns out the only person from Total Drama Island that had any interest in how Ezekiel was found was Harold. He saw the article online and found he was now living in a group home near his house.
Harold: He was actually just sent to this group home near my house a week before I found the article. This intrigued me and I wanted to find out for sure if it was really Ezekiel.
Ezekiel: Yeah, after the lab thought I was fixed, they didn't send me to my parents. They sent me to this crazy people house.
Harold: Um, I don't think they call it that, but anyway Leshawna thought I was crazy, but I had to find out for sure it was him, so on a whim, I went there and sure enough he was there.
Ezekiel: Yo, when I saw Harold it was weird, he apologized to me, which I had never gotten from anybody else.
They all turn and see that Justin was staring at his reflection in the water
Dave: You know, I really hope this is a shortcut; I didn't want anything getting dirty again.
Ezekiel starts to pick his nose
Dave: AHHHHHHHHHH
He then runs into the water, screwing up Justin's Reflection.
Justin: Aw, you ruined my reflection, now I gotta go somewhere else
He then rushes back to Ezekiel
Dave: You need hand sanitizer!
Ezekiel learned that many of the actions that caused his elimination were in part to never really experiencing or learning accepted social behaviors from his parents. He was determined to change it, but it wasn't going to be easy.
Harold: Ezekiel, you have a lot to learn bro!
Meanwhile Justin has run off to an area where there weren't any ripples. Sierra and Cody were watching all of this from behind
Cody: Hey Justin, haven't seen you in a while
Justin: Yeah, seems I haven't had any modeling contracts for a while, good thing we are getting a whole lot more money. This shortcut Mary and Ellody planned beats having to deal with animals clawing at my beautiful face.
Cody: Yeah, ok, just don't stare at your reflection too long
Justin: Nah, you think those people that ran into the forest have a chance of finding those Cabins before us, it'll be cool.
As Justin is still staring at his reflection, Cody and Sierra are walking around the coastline, Sierra doesn't know too much about the new contestants, but updated her blog to include them. Unfortunately, she only knew about Sandy and Jaquan
Sierra: I had somebody from my blog just give me Jaquan's mixtape on Soundcloud, it sounds good.
Cody: HAHA yeah, Mario seems like an Alejandro clone, and Esmeralda doesn't look like the type to mess with.
Sierra: I'm concerned about Sandy though; there is not one lick of information on her that I can find.
Cody: Well, we know she did take a taxi here from New Mexico.
Sierra: She also went through the forest before I could get the chance to interview her more
Cody: I wouldn't worry about it too much Sierra
Sierra just sighed, she knew there had to be more information on her, but for now she would have to wait.
B, DJ, and Dawn also took the forest route. While they were wandering aimlessly through the forest, Dawn befriended a deer that was now guiding them toward their destination.
DJ: I didn't know you talked to animals, and read futures.
Dawn: Being raised in a forest helps, besides, this deer knows the way, he saw the lumber being torn down to build the Cabins, and it was awful.
DJ: Yeah, I've always loved animals. The animals that I hurt in Total Drama World Tour gave me nightmares for a while.
Dawn: DJ, It wasn't your fault.
DJ: I know, but I can't help but think that I'm still cursed after that Aftermath Episode
Dawn: It was all planned by Chris, he exploited your love of animals for ratings
DJ: You know I never thought of it like that
Suddenly B directed them toward a running sound that was coming from behind. Turns out it was Duncan.
DJ: Hey Duncan
Duncan: Dude, Chris is fucking nuts, How are we gonna find these Cabins?
DJ: Follow this deer, Dawn speaks to animals, and it's leading us to the Cabins right now.
Duncan: Yeah, Ok, Bambi looks like she makes a great navigation system
Dawn was going to retort, but she then saw somebody else in the distance running toward them. It was Sandy
Sandy: Hi, I am really glad I found you guys
Dawn was transfixed on Sandy, she had never seen an aura quite like this before, it was dark, but it was also, according to her, a very deep red and orange. It was very concerning.
Dawn: Sandy, what happened in your life before you came on this show was not your fault. You are an incredibly brave person for leaving.
Everyone just stared, including Sandy. She knew Dawn was perceptive, but she had no idea that she would know how she left her home in the first place.
Sandy: Um, thanks Dawn, are we following this deer to the Cabins?
Duncan: Yeah, Bambi's making us feel at home right now
Sandy: HAHAHA, Duncan, you know Dawn talks to animals right.
DJ: Yeah, I was skeptical too, but then this deer went right up to Dawn, and started bobbing it's head up and down at everything she said.
Duncan stood there for a moment. Sure, Dawn was weird, but he was also tired and hadn't slept in a while. He was willing to do anything for a decent nights sleep.
Duncan: Ok, I believe her, now lets get to the Cabins
Dawn: Great, It sounds like you have learned your lesson from blowing up Chris's Cabin, but your only believe me because you are tired.
Duncan froze at that, making Sandy laugh even more
The five then walked to the Cabins following this supposed magical deer, but Duncan had other lingering questions for Sandy, He had to admit, despite the fact that she had permanent scars on her face and one arm, she was quite attractive.
Duncan: I should have known Dawn talked to animals and read peoples minds
Sandy: That's fine, It's probably been a while anyway
Duncan: So, why did she act all weird when she read yours?
Sandy didn't really know how to answer him, she had to tell him at least some of how she got on the show, but to tell him the whole truth, she wouldn't know how he would react. She then decided it was best to steer the topic.
Sandy: Probably the fact that I also went to Juvie, but a different kind of Juvie. You ever heard of a Chain Gang.
Duncan: Yeah, isn't that illegal
Sandy: Not in this jail, we actually lived in an open tent. The work camp was so popular, we even would have the County Sheriff sign autographs.
Now Duncan was interested in this girl. She had been to Juvie to; this was to good to be true. He was attracted to Courtney because she was uptight and he was convinced in his mind that he could convert her, which he sort of did, but he knew it wouldn't last. She was way too headstrong. Gwen, on the other hand, while having the same interests as him, just didn't feel the same way about him anymore. He could get use to this.
Duncan: Wow, how old were you?
Sandy: I was 17, I was actually one of the youngest people there, but I didn't have anybody to bail me out, so I had to stay there for 6 months
Duncan: I've stayed at Juvie for a year once, but I can't imagine going to a work camp for that long. That county sheriff or whoever must be like Chef.
Sandy: HAHAHA, No he was actually some Old Italian guy.
Duncan: Well, I guess if Joe Pesci were my warden, I would've gone to Jail more often.
Sandy: HAHAHA, I hope the fucking camp gets shut down. How long were you in jail after you blew up Chris's Cabin?
Duncan: Not long, I was lucky my Mom got me a good lawyer
Sandy: Isn't your whole family police officers?
Duncan: Well, my Mom was a nurse before she had kids, but for the most part yeah.
As Sandy talked to Duncan more, She saw that he was genuinely a nice guy. She knew that he was Mischievous and a Career Juvenile Delinquent, but she had been through much, MUCH, worse. She had been sent to the work camp for stealing money for the person she was in the car with. He had kidnapped her at gunpoint and ordered her to steal money from a till at an open register. She managed to get away with it, but security cameras caught it. Luckily, she was a minor, and was able to testify that she robbed the store against her will. The guy went to jail, but she didn't trust the legal system. He would probably get out on parole, and do the same thing again, or possibly go after her, but for now, she was safe.
Also safe in the forest were Ennui and Crimson. They had walked happily into the forest together.
Ennui: Isn't it beautiful, the dark forest is such a great place to get lost in.
Crimson: Yes, this forest reminds me of Transylvania
Ennui: And we have no idea of our destination. That is the best part of this whole challenge.
Crimson: But we are trying to find our Cabins for the night?
Ennui: Loki would've guided us, too bad we couldn't bring him with us.
Suddenly a heard of bats flew right by them
Crimson: It would be wise to follow them, there flying toward that mountain up ahead.
Suddenly two bats appeared in front of them. Crimson stared for a moment, lost in thought, as she processed what these bats were thinking. Then they started to fly slowly ahead of them.
Ennui: Do they want us to follow them?
Crimson: It appears I was wrong, the bats are trying to guide us over this hill instead. They're telling me that the Cabins are to the northeast of where we are now.
Ennui: Aw, I was hoping for the Cabins to be deep into the forest with no distractions.
Crimson: It's a reality show!
Ennui: I hope the Ice Dancers are sent home early
Crimson: I have Jacques on my team, but yes, I hope so as well.
The Goths then follow the bats Northeast to their eventual destination. It was a good thing they were moving slowly, because the forest was tranquil to them. The ocean breeze around the Island was loud enough as it was.
Back around the Island, Justin had been preoccupied with his reflection for the past ten minutes, but Katie and Sadie saw him.
Katie: Oh my god, Sadie, its Justin
Sadie: Oh my god, How long has he been looking at his reflection in the water
Just then Justin snapped out of it
Justin: Hi ladies, gotta go
And with that, he runs off, But Katie and Sadie catch up.
Katie: Have you been looking at your reflection?
Justin: Maybe a little bit
Sadie: You've been there for quite a while and we might be in last place
Justin: Don't worry girls; at least we're not in the forest with all those other fucking retards.
Katie: Well with what happened to us in the forest in Camp Wawanakwa, I don't want to risk getting into another fight with Sadie
Sadie: Yeah, besides its dark out. Who knows what kind of wildlife Chris kept on the island this time.
Justin had to admit, they were right, and as they past him, He saw another reflection of himself and started admiring it. If he wanted to stay in this game, he was going to have to focus, as soon as he stopped staring at his perfect blue eyes and ripped physique.
Up ahead a little bit, Leshawna and Stephanie were telling Ryan all about Jaquan. He was the first to eloquently speak of his disapproval of Mary and Ellody's Idea by running into the forest with Lightning.
Ryan: Man this Jaquan guy sounds like a couple people in my neighborhood that I grew up with.
Leshawna: I didn't trust that fool at first, but thank fucking god weapons are banned or we woulda been Chef meat.
Stephanie: Right, after what you told me about Chris, I can believe you. I don't see a Cabin anywhere in sight though, are you sure this was a good idea.
Leshawna: Why would I want to be lost in the forest with a fool like Jaquan, as far as I'm concerned, that guy is more then lost at this point. Beside we not in last for our team.
Ryan: Yeah, and I saw Justin just staring out the ocean not moving a muscle. So I know I'm not going home if I get there last
Stephanie: You know the only people on our team I wouldn't mind sending home is Josee.
Leshawna: I heard about her, she's like a worse Heather, and the fact that she just assume Sandy was an illegal immigrant, like bitch so is Jaquan.
Stephanie: Yeah, we competed with her, Her and Jacques are ruthless. Ryan who would you vote off on your team.
Ryan: I don't know babe, they're all nice people, well except maybe Courtney.
Leshawna: Yeah, I don't buy the ratchet ass counselor in training crap she pulls.
Stephanie: Umm, Girl what are you talking about?
Leshawna: Apparently, she use to work as a camp counselor before she was on Total Drama Island. Glad I ain't go to that camp, I bet that ratchet ass ho would be worst then Chris.
Ryan: Well, she would want to get someone like Dillon off because his audition tape was sent without his permission and would make him an easy target.
Leshawna: Please, if anything hes like a shorter long haired version of Duncan with the personality of Noah; they'd be a great couple.
Stephanie: But he did make that dog-fucking joke straight to Chris's face, Noah would be more elegant about it.
Leshawna: Well, he was Chris's Assistant one time.
They all laughed at that and after being off topic for a while, their focus shifted to Jaquan.
Stephanie: I actually managed to find our friend Jaquan's Sound-cloud.
Ryan: Well at least he has a hobby outside of shooting people huh
Leshawna: What are we waiting for, lets listen to this fool.
With that, Stephanie pressed play on the file called "Great White". Surprisingly it had 10,000 plays and over 100 likes, but when they played it, they heard this
Niggas on that gat, yuh
Make sure you ain't tat, yuh
Moppin' all them ratchet hoes
Then meet my friend named pat, ayy
Got them hoes on lock, yuh
Wit this great big cock, yuh
Thrust so hard, dat skin come off
Turn into a great white
Stephanie stopped the file after that. Now her and Leshawna really wanted him to be the first one eliminated.
Ryan: Well, he is a pretty good rapper.
Stephanie: Yeah, this guy pretty much described kidnapping and raping women Ryan.
Leshawna: Now I really hope that fools lost in the forest.
Leshawna might have been right, Jaquan may have been lost, but he managed to keep up with Lightning for a while. They actually made it to the other side of the Island, but there were no Cabins in sight.
Jaquan: Damn Nigga, you fast as fuck, Ima take a fucking rest, hey where da fuck the Cabin at.
Lightning: Sha-What there are no Cabins, Lightning needs his beauty sleep.
Jaquan: Well we on the other side nigga and there ain't buttfuck nothing over here.
It turned out they haven't gotten to the Cabins yet because instead of going northeast where the Cabins were, they went northwest, making them lost, but not doomed. Jaquan then remembered something and started to point to the right
Jaquan: Ehyo didn't that motherfucker helicopter go that way
Lightning then ran in the direction Jaquan pointed to. He wasn't the type to sit around and find answers, he just figured it was what happened and rolled with it.
Jaquan: Damn Motherfucker, you just don't fucking quit
Lightning: No way is Lightning going to lose this challenge to a girl
Jaquan: I ain't no bitch nigga, you better bring yo ass back here
He started to chase Lightning in the direction they were going in now, where they were heading next only Chris could predict.
Meanwhile in another part of the forest, far away from them, Megan is with Sam, Dakota, Chet, Lorenzo, and Beardo. Dakota was back to her normal self thanks to how much money her dad spent on doctors, but when she got angry, she still could turn into Dakota-zoid when provoked.
Sam: This forest is feeling like one haunted PC game.
Dakota: At least the trees don't throw apples at you like in the Wizard of Oz.
Sam: I've actually never seen that movie
Everyone stared at him
Chet: Are you kidding, that movies a classic
Sam: Yeah, I mean, my sister was in the school play for Wizard of Oz as one of those trees though. Strange, I don't remember them throwing apples at all in the play they just stood around.
Chet: That's probably because it was a fucking kid's play; I wish they had thrown apples though, would've made it a lot funnier.
Beardo then makes a canned laughter effect; too bad no one noticed it was him.
Sam: What was that?
Dakota: It sounded like those people that laugh after someone says something funny in those shows.
Chet: You mean a sitcom?
Dakota: No I mean like in the Big Bang Theory, that
But Beardo Interrupted again with a perfect imitation of Sheldon saying BAZINGA, and then the canned laughter afterwards.
Dakota: See, there it is again
Sam: I could've sworn I was hallucinating.
Chet: Do you think Chris could have put random sound bites in the trees to play whenever you walked past them?
Sam: I doubt they have the technology to implement that kind of thing into trees yet.
Chet: Maybe he uses some kind of kismet software to trigger files from a remote location.
Sam: But how can he do that without having a environmental software programmer on the island, besides, I thought there was no electricity on this Island
Dakota: Then how did he play the audition tapes from that big movie screen?
Chet: Probably used a big generator to power it
Dakota: I should have known Chris would do something like that
While they were still wondering about supernatural sounds coming out of trees not knowing it was actually Beardo the whole time, right behind them was Megan and Lorenzo talking about Anime. Megan was surprised at how much he knew about Fooly Cooly.
Lorenzo: I actually showed Rock and Spud that show, Spud seemed to have a crush on Mamimi.
Megan: Well they're both kinda slow HEHE.
Lorenzo: Yeah but even with Spud, she'd still be thinking about Tusuku
Megan: She's still kind of a depressing character though. It's like in the first episode she was constantly thinking about him, but by the sixth episode she just completely forgets about him and goes with the mechanical robot in episode 6.
Lorenzo: To be fair, they're have been many depressing Anime's
Megan: I cried so hard to the ending of Anohana
Lorenzo: Oh yeah, the one where there's five friends, and they have to get together and make peace with their one friend who died.
Megan: Yeah, didn't think you knew that one
Lorenzo: Well I didn't always watch Toonami and Adult Swim.
Megan: Most guys I know only know Anime from Toonami and Adult Swim, not that it's a bad thing, but there's always going to be more out there.
Lorenzo: If it weren't for my older cousin I wouldn't have known that Gundam had been around since the 70's.
Megan: Although I wouldn't watch the English Dub of the first season, that thing just bored me to tears.
Lorenzo: I can't believe that things even still going, the fanbase is still strong for it I guess.
Megan: How does Chet like all this?
Lorenzo: Oh, hes into it too, Although He's more of an Akira Toriyama fanboy
Chet: Hey Akira Toriyama didn't just come up with Dragonball Z you know, He also did Chrono Trigger
Sam: Ha, I loved that game growing up, I downloaded an Emu of it on my PC a couple months ago and it was like it never left me. The graphics were kinda laggy though
Lorenzo: Yeah, encrypted Nintendo games are notoriously the hardest to download illegally.
Sam: Thank god I got Dakota to front me the money for my birthday or I probably would've gone that route.
Chet: I've stolen games online, but only old games that nobody makes anymore or forgotten about.
Sam: Yeah, but it's better to be safe then sorry. When I can help it, I always try to buy the games I'm going to play.
Just then they heard heavy footsteps walking toward the forest and what sounded like bats.
Dakota: Oh my fucking god, Sam what was that?
It turns out it was the sound of Ennui and Crimson following a bat to their destination. While most people at the start of the challenge ran into the forest, the Goths just walked behind everyone, and now the two bats they befriended have stumbled upon the group of Campers. Beardo actually saw the Goths before everyone else and had an idea.
The sound of lightning from behind caused everyone to turn around and look at the Goths.
Dakota: Aaaaaaaeeeeeeehehhhhhhhhhh!
Sam: Oh, its you guys, you scared us there for a second.
Dakota: But where is the lightning coming from?
Crimson: Looks like your friend with the Afro and Beard has a hidden talent.
The group all stare at Beardo
Megan: Wait, you guys didn't know Beardo did sound effects with his mouth.
Chet: Really, do that again
Beardo then did the sound effect again and everyone was floored except Megan. She had watched Pahkitew Island and was disappointed that he was eliminated first.
Dakota: Wait what about the Laughter Sounds
Beardo then did the canned laughter effect; this left everyone speechless, including the stepbrothers
Lorenzo: Why isn't this guy doing sound effects for movies?
Chet: I know right, this guys awesome
Ennui: That was nice, but these bats are leading us to the Cabins and I would surely hate to come in last.
Sam: Do you need a guardian for your journey?
Ennui: Thanks, but we usually like to work alone
Crimson: Well they are in our path; they might as well follow us
Ennui: True
The six friends then followed the Goths to the Cabins, this night was getting longer and longer and it seemed like no one had reached the Cabins yet, so for many people to group up together so that no one was left behind seemed like a logical idea, but one gold focused duo, there would be no such thing as cooperation.
Josee: Come on Jacques, I finally see those five hooligans, and I'm not about to let that redneck and his fucking clan get ahead of us champions.
Jacques: Yeah, that redneck bastard ruined my vest
Josee: And made me lose my brand new lucky rabbits foot, AGAIN.
While the Ice Dancers were mad at their misfortunes, Brody, Geoff, Bridgette, Chester, and Junior were still surprised that they were ahead of everybody else, especially the Ice Dancers. They had all briefed Chester about what the Ice Dancers were about.
Chester: So your telling me that these Ice Dancers can't be trusted, it's a good thing they're not on our team then.
Bridgette: But Jacques is on mine
Geoff: Bridge, I am so sorry, at least it's not Josee though.
Junior: Yeah, I have a feeling she's the one behind the scenes of all the chaos. Jacques kind of the village idiot of the duo, and with them on separate teams.
Chester: There's less of a chance for them to do a tag team.
Junior: Exactly
Bridgette: But they can still form alliances with other people like Heather.
But they were interrupted by the sound of the Ice Dancers who were now gaining on them. Junior was the first person to notice this.
Junior: Um guys, we've got company
Brody: Run for your lives dudes
They all started running from the Ice Dancers. Unfortunately they could not have foreseen that Jacques and Josee would always leap and run with a smile feverishly implanted on their face.
Chester: The way those two smile just freak me the fuck out, gotta try to distract them in some way.
Luckily for them they were running toward a jagged cliff with a 10 ft. drop to the ocean below, Junior noticed that the drop wouldn't kill them, but it would be hard to climb up from.
Junior: Hey Chester, I got an idea, you see the edge of that cliff
Chester: Yeah
Junior: Pose off the edge of this cliff long enough to distract them
Chester: You don't have to tell me twice.
Chester then gets into position. As the Ice Dancers are about to take the lead, he starts to smile and do the same leap as he did before, but he twists his body slightly to the right, psyching the Ice Dancers into falling off the cliff below. Jacques managed to stop himself, but not in time, causing him to fall over as well.
Bridgette: Do you think they know how to swim, that climb back up seems high
Junior: These people can get out of anything
Geoff: Hey Skaters, hope you brought you floaties, because that's one long fucking swim back to shore.
Brody: Don't choke on too much water
Josee: AAAAAAHHHHHH you and your inbred hillbilly friend are so fucking done.
Jacques: Josee, I cant feel my foot
Josee: Jacques, those bastards have been ahead of us this entire race, and I'm not about to lose because of your ratchet foot.
They start swimming to shore, the five bolted as fast as they could around the Island, they knew they had to act fast if they wanted to keep one step ahead of the Ice Dancers.
A little further back, Heather and Taylor were talking about their outfits.
Taylor: That top actually fits you very well, where'd you get it.
Heather: I don't remember, it might have been a fucking Christmas present for all I remember
Taylor: Yeah, I don't remember much of what I buy because I bought so much clothes this year. I try to go shopping at least once a week.
Heather: When I won the Million Dollars on World Tour
Taylor: Wait a second, didn't that Golem looking freak knock the money into the volcano.
Heather: Yeah, but I had good enough lawyers to contest that, I had to sue the production company for damages and got more than a Million. Anyway when I got the money I ended up going to Paris on a private jet just so I could shop there for a week. I bought so much stuff it was crazy
Taylor: Oh yeah, Paris is really nice, too bad I only went there to do a challenge. You should try shopping in Dubai though, Oh My God, everything and everyone there is gold, and they have literally the best jewelry. I wanna go back there again.
Heather: I've never thought about going to Dubai, my dad has business connections over there though.
Taylor: My Dad just started getting business connections from there when he found out how much fun my mom and I had shopping.
Just then Alejandro appeared, he was determined to win the money this season, although following the Ice Dancers, he ended up skimming his knee on a rock, which is why he was limping
Heather: For fuck sakes Alejandro, I thought you were ahead of those ratchet Ice Dancers by now
Alejandro: I was mi' amore, but they pushed me into a rock, and now my ankle is badly skimmed, I cannot possibly get there in time.
Heather: Yeah right, your only faking it in order to form another alliance with me, but we are on different teams
Alejandro: Oh I see, and is that why this girl is with you
Taylor: Um, I would think so.
Alejandro: Ah, well you see this alliance requires more than one person. Those Ice Dancers would be perfect.
Taylor: Are you serious right now, there is no way I would join those two fucking airy-fairy skaters in any kind of way.
Heather: And from what she tells me, I don't think it's worth it, besides those matching outfits look fake, I mean have you seen those legwarmers it's not the early 80's anymore lady
Alejandro: But that is the best time to form an alliance, to keep them around while they're fresh, and crush them eventually. These things take time mi' amore.
Heather and Taylor couldn't really believe what Alejandro was telling them but they did have to admit, the Ice Dancers were fierce competitors and would do anything to stay in the game. How well the Ice Dancers could be manipulated no one really knew. Taylor was the only person to compete with them.
Heather: Taylor told me about how cunning they were during the race
Alejandro: Is that true
Taylor: Well, I really didn't get to talk to them that much, but I did see when Jacques dropped Josee on her head.
They all laugh at this
Taylor: They did manage to come in third in the race though
Alejandro: Then it is settled, we shall form a temporary alliance with them, I'll talk to Jacques when we get to the Cabins.
Heather: Then we better fucking hurry because they look like they swim pretty fast
They took off running after seeing the Ice Dancers in the ocean swimming to shore exactly like dolphins would. While they were trying to get ahead in the Race, Scott and his cousin Rodney were setting a perfect trap to keep Campers out of the race.
Scott: See Cousin; is this a trap or what?
Scott had just dug a ten-foot deep hole in the middle of the trail. He had covered it with leftover brushes and had Rodney find ones that look inconspicuous enough to deceive people. Scott had always gotten Rodney to do this for him, but Rodney was concerned about all the pretty women. There were a lot riper for the picking this time, and he didn't want to go home empty handed.
Rodney: Awww Scott, please don't get any of the pretty ladies caught in that hole.
Scott: Relax cousin; I only plan on getting the ones who aren't on our team into the hole.
Rodney: That's what you said when we were playing tag and you accidentally got Debbie caught in a hole you dug up.
Scott: That's because she wanted to be in that hole, don't worry I helped her out eventually didn't I.
Rodney: Yeah, but why were you both naked when I pulled you out of the hole.
Scott: Our clothes were dirty, we couldn't climb out of there and risk getting our clothes even dirtier.
Rodney: And then she said thanks for the memories afterwards, what was that all about.
Scott: I guess the memories of playing tag the hole in the hole, if you know what I mean HEHE.
But Rodney could see from a distance somebody coming onto the trail, it was too dark to see who it was, but it was all alone.
Rodney: Hey Scott, I see someone coming
Scott: Get back, and lets see how my trap works, this is going to be fucking funny.
Little did they realize it was actually Amy, she was with her sister, but during the beginning of the race she went with Ella, Lindsay, and Beth. Sammy would've gone with Jasmine and Shawn, but decided they needed to be alone together. She was now by herself in the forest.
Scott had seen Rodney compete on the last season of Total Drama and had a little bit of a crush on Amy. She liked the way she ordered her sister around and laughed so hard when his cousin tried hitting on Amy and she punched him in the stomach. This girl was like Courtney and now that they were all on the same team he was going to try to go steady on her, even though he really hoped that wasn't her that fell in the hole.
Scott: HAHA we got one cousin, lets see who it is
Rodney: Ok
They look into the hole and find Amy cursing at them
Amy: AAAAHHHHHHH, who the fuck dug this fucking hole in the middle of the forest.
Scott was pissed at Rodney, but he had an idea
Scott: Rodney how could you do that to a team-mate, and look at her clothes, they're all dirty, we must
Rodney then pushed him into the hole as well
Amy: What must we do, huh?
Scott: Well I didn't dig the hole that deep, shall I help you pull out, I mean get out of this hole.
Amy then punches him in the stomach
Amy: And what about my clothes?
Scott: I was just suggesting that Rodney here should pull you up, you know, to not get your clothes dirty.
Then Rodney remembered why Debbie actually did dump him. Scott had actually lured her into the hole to have sex with him. Rodney was a pure man and seeing the same thing about to be done to Amy was too much.
Rodney: Huh, is that how Debbie dumped me back on the farm, Scott how could you?
Scott: No Offense, but she didn't even know you existed, you were always mumbling whenever you talked to her.
And with that Rodney ran off in tears into the deep forest.
Scott: Wait a second, don't take it like that, how are we going to get out of this hole you fucking big oaf, come back.
But Rodney was too far away to hear him. Amy, however, had other questions in mind, like how was that Big Oaf cousins with one of Total Dramas resident schemers?
Amy: Wait, you two know each other
Scott: Yep, hes my younger cousin by a year, fucking idiot if you ask me, I had to guide him through everything.
Amy: Yeah, same thing with my twin sister
Scott: I know, I saw you guys on the last season, you were ruthless in how you handle her, it must have been rough growing up.
Amy: Yeah it was, but how the fuck are we getting out of this hole?
Scott: Aren't you a cheerleader, you can get on my shoulders and somersault out of the hole.
Amy: Wow, I guess you are more useful then my sister.
Scott starts to bend down, and Amy easily landed the somersault from Scott's shoulders, too bad Scott never thinks ahead as Amy then ran away from the scene, leaving Scott in the hole.
Amy: HAHA Later
Scott: But I'm on your team, remember?
Amy: Like I give a rat's fucking ass
Scott: Wonderful Scott, how was I suppose to know she would pull something like that, guess she's smarter then she seems.
Lucky for him the Larpers and Sugar saw the whole thing from above
Leonard: Greetings fellow team-mate, for I have the spell to levitate anybody out of any holes
Scott: Wonderful, do you mind getting in this hole and fucking doing your levitation spell or whatever
Tammy: Certainly, Come on, let us combine our levitation powers and jump in this hole with Leonard's fellow teammate
They all foolishly jumped down into the hole to help their fellow teammate. What they didn't know was that Scott had an idea.
Scott: Alright, So how does this work
Leonard: Levitatous Holeresicus
As he kept repeating the same thing over and over, Scott was growing impatient with this and decided to jump on Sugar's shoulders to get up to the top of the hole.
Sugar: What in the ever-loving fuck, get back down here you fucking worm
Leonard: How dare you doubt my spells, evil shall be cast upon you
Tammy: Avada Kedavra
Scott: HAHAHA isn't that from
He was about to say Harry Potter, but unknowingly, Lightning was running in the opposite direction and fell into the hole. Now it was him, along with the Larpers and Sugar that were in the hole. Jaquan, who was right behind him had to Laugh and make comments.
Jaquan: HAHA, you in a fucking hole wit Honey Boo Boo and her fucking fairy ass friends nigga, that money mine
Sugar: You goddam son of a bitch, I tell y'all not to compare me to that inferior little pageant bitch
Jaquan: Whatever I'm bout to get this money B
He then sees Scott bolting in another direction
Jaquan: Fucking opie ass motherfucker, get the fuck back here nigga
Too bad for both of them because Lightning actually managed to get out of the hole and is now chasing after both Scott and Jaquan
Lightning: Sha-What, those two can never get ahead of the Lightning
Sugar: Wait a minute, what about us you goddam snowball?
Lightning: You are in a hole, Lightning is in it too win it
And Lightning takes off, leaving Sugar and the Larpers stuck in the hole, wondering if and when they'll ever get out. Meanwhile on another side of the forest, The Good Twin is with Lindsay, Beth, and Ella. She had made friends fast with them and they were now trying to find the Cabins together.
Beth: This forest can get really spooky at night
Lindsay: I saw Taylor going into the forest alone, I wonder where he is now
Beth: Hey, nobody has gotten to the Cabins yet, maybe Tyler is nearby
Lindsay: I really hope so
Sammy: I don't know, I mean, Chris's helicopter went this way, so we shouldn't be too far off
Beth: Yeah, we have been in the forest for over an hour now, the Cabins can't be too far away.
Suddenly groaning could be heard farther up ahead, the sound it made was very familiar to Lindsay.
Lindsay: Oh my god, Taylor, where are you!
They ran to where the sound was coming from, it turned out it was Tyler hunched over a log. He has sprained his right foot trying to run through the forest after Lightning and Jaquan.
Lindsay: Oh my god, Taylor, what happened to your foot!
Tyler had been dating Lindsay for a few years. He had gotten use to her forgetting his name.
Tyler: I was trying to catch up to those two fucking retards, and I accidentally slammed my foot on this log.
Beth: Good thing all you did was sprain it
Sammy: It does look pretty bad though; we'll have to carry you
Lindsay: Wait, maybe Mulan can sing us something and have an aminal carry you to the Cabins.
Ella: I would love too, but I don't know if Chris will like me singing again. After all, that's how I got eliminated last time.
Beth: Please Ella
Ella: Oh, but I can't ignore someone who is injured, I guess I can sing just this one time.
Lindsay: Yay, Snow Whites going to sing for us Noah
Tyler: Great
Unbeknownst to the five, there was somebody in the bushes nearby, Amy had successfully got out of Scott's hole and managed to run away and find two old doom balloons from the challenge that ultimately got her eliminated by "Samey". She was now hell bent on getting revenge on her sister for pulling that stunt, but she didn't want to seem inconspicuous. She wanted to wait for Ella to finish singing to exact her punishment.
Meanwhile, in another part of the forest were Trent, Dillon, Rock, and Spud. Trent was briefing Dillon on what Chris was like, who the people on his team were, other then the ones he already saw on TV, and even the relationships and conflicts other people on the show had.
Dillon: A lot of these people seem fake as fuck, but I feel bad for some of them, especially Mike. I saw an old documentary on HBO about that, that's gotta be scary.
Trent: Yeah, I went to high school with the guy and the way he manages it is crazy. I'm amazed he won both the money and the girl of his dreams.
Dillon: Zoey must be a pretty patient and accepting person to take on something like that. I can't imagine living with it though; I have enough problems as it is.
Rock: Nah dude, your like the best guitar player I've ever heard
Dillon: Thanks bro, but there's really no such thing as the best, there will always be someone better than you and somebody worse than you in something. It's finding the middle ground that's the challenge.
Trent: Wow, I never thought of it like that, that's a really deep way of looking at it.
As they were walking through the forest, they started to hear singing coming from somewhere in the forest. Spud took notice of this
Spud: Dude…Do you hear that
Rock: Yeah, sounds like someone's singing
Dillon: No, it's the girl from Nightwish doing her solo project in the forest.
Spud: Wow, Really, if that's the case I gotta follow it
Trent: Umm. Aren't we suppose to find the Cabins
It was too late; Spud had already run off to find where that beautiful voice was coming from.
Rock: Hey, at least wait for us
And they all started running after Spud, if there was one thing that could also motivate him to do well in a challenge, it would be if he listened to music. Little did anyone suspect that it was Ella singing a song in calling all of her animal friends and as suspected it was working. The only thing was that none of the animals that came to her were big enough to possibly carry Tyler's weight. While Ella was still in the midst of singing, Amy was growing impatient. She had been waiting for 15 minutes to strike her own sister and she wasn't getting anywhere.
Amy: Uuugghhh, when is this fucking Snow White clone going to shut the fuck up and let me have my sister already.
And Spud was still running toward that voice that he heard.
Spud: It's so angelic, like the voice of an angel
Dillon: You know if I didn't know any better that could be Ella singing.
Rock: Wait a second bro shes on our team
Trent: Well, at least we know she hasn't reached the Cabins yet.
Spud: Wow dude, I think I see them.
He was right
Beth: I hear footsteps guys, Ella keep singing, it could be a moose
But Amy wasn't having any of it
Amy: Ok Sparemy, this is for launching me into that fucking cannon bitch
Too bad Amy had an awful aim because it was around the same time Spud found the group of friends. He could not have foreseen the balloon coming toward his face and as he was hit with a balloon full of old and hardened lead paint, his delayed reaction prevented him from feeling any intense pain.
Rock: Spud you good bro
Ella: Wonderful, my song worked, here are four people that can help our injured friend
Rock: Uhh. Spud just got hit with something
Ella: Oh goodness, another injured friend, are you alright
But Spud just couldn't stop staring at her.
Spud: Your voice is so hypnotic! I had to run here as fast as I could just so I could hear that beautiful voice again and again.
This made Ella blush like crazy
Tyler: For fuck sakes those aren't animals Ella
Dillon: No it's a Shrek, Donkey, A Midget, and Justin Timberlake
Too bad Amy tried again to throw her last balloon at Sammy without looking, but again she missed and instead hit Dillon with another hardened lead paint balloon. Good thing he had an extremely high pain tolerance
Dillon: Fuck
Amy: Ha later Spearmy
And with that she took off running into the deep forest. Who knew if she'd ever get to the Cabins or not, Dillon was still wondering where that balloon came from.
Sammy: I am so sorry, are you alright?
Dillon: Yeah, I'm good, that was meant for you wasn't it
Sammy: Well, yeah it was
Dillon: Again, I'm sorry you're sister is fucking psycho, I have younger twin brothers and they're not like that at all.
Sammy: Wow really
Dillon: Yeah, one's the singer in my band and the others a hardcore gamer.
Sammy: I had a feeling you were in a band, but yeah, my sisters always making me do everything with her just so that she can show how better she is than me.
Dillon: But she's not better than you Sammy, she only gives off the appearance that she is to everyone else, and they blindly follow her.
Sammy: Wow, Did you just call me Sammy? Only my parents ever call me that
Dillon: Oh, well how bout Sam then, it's a little simpler to remember
Sammy: Ummm, Ok
But Beth interrupted the conversation
Beth: Umm. How are we going to get Tyler to the Cabins?
Trent: Rock, how about you and I carry him
Rock: Sounds like a plan my dude.
With that, all 9 Campers started walking toward the northeast, but as it turns out the only large animal that heard Ella's song was a deer and it was now guiding the 9 Campers out of the forest.
Ella: Hello friend, can you guide my friends over here to our Cabins for tonight
Spud: Wow, that deer understood you
Ella: Yes, It heard my song and would like to assist us
Spud: Awesome, Giddy up deer
Dillon: Spud that's a moose, you can't ride a moose Spud
Sammy: HAHAHAHA, that's not a moose
Dillon: Shhhh, and It's not a dog with glued on antlers either
Sammy: HAHAHAHA, stop
And so Dillon did finally stop as the deer guided them toward their destination. It was too bad the Campers going around the island didn't have the ability or the resources to ride a dolphin to the Cabins.
Mario decided to take the scenic route. He had never been to Pakiteaw Island and he wanted to see what kind of island it was. It was too bad that Staci was still right behind him, chatting about her various supposed "fake" ancestors. There had to be a way to distract her.
Mario: Ugh, How is this woman still going on about her blasted relatives, she must have some perseverance.
Luckily he saw Courtney up ahead, She was going to go with Heather and Taylor, but decided it wasn't worth it and did the trip around the Island alone, Mario decided to talk to her
Mario: Hi, you must be Courtney
Courtney: And I can only assume that your Mario right
Mario: I can assure you that I'm not the video game character everyone thinks I am, but I have a dilemma far behind me and I need a way to distract her.
Courtney: Oh yeah, she grates on my nerves too, but were on different teams.
Mario: I completely understand that, but this isn't a team challenge, we just have to find where we're going to sleep for the night.
Courtney: If you think I'm going to form an alliance just to get rid of that piece of shit chatterbox you can just forget it.
Mario: Who said anything about forming alliances? I just want to be far away from that behemoth. Hey, maybe if I can convince her to go into the forest.
Courtney: But, won't she get lost
Mario: Isn't it obvious, the way she talks about herself and her relatives, I have a feeling she can find a way out of it easily, besides, she has her deceased relatives to thank for guiding her through the challenge.
Courtney: HAHA, that is slightly underhanded, but I can believe you
Mario then spots Staci easily talking to Anne-Maria and Esmeralda about guess what, her relatives
Staci: And my great, great, great aunt Ida invented potato chips
Anne-Maria: My cousin from New York told me that chips were invented by some old guy at a resort in Saratoga Springs
Staci: Oh, and my great, great, great uncle Charles invented the dip, before him people had to dip them in water.
Esmeralda: That's fucking disgusting, then the chip just gets soggy and end up having no taste.
Thank god Mario showed up, Anne-Maria and Esmeralda were getting winded listening to her. Not that it would have mattered because they were both quite long-winded talkers themselves, but this girl had them beat.
Mario: Excuse me ladies, but can I borrow Staci for a minute
Anne-Maria: Yeah, whateva
Esmeralda: Please do
So Mario took Staci by the hand into the forest, surprisingly she is still talking about her relatives, but stops when Mario takes her toward the direction of the forest.
Staci: Is this a faster way to the Cabins?
Mario: It sure is, why don't you go ahead and take it, I'd go with you but I have obligations. Besides you'd be the first person to go through the forest on this Island in your family. Think of those relatives who discovered all of these wonderful things we take for granted like floors and potato chips, don't you think it's your time to follow in their footsteps
Staci: Wow, you're absolutely right, thanks, this is for all of my dead relatives.
Mario: Yes, that's the spirit
And with that, she leads herself into the unknown forest with poise and confidence, Courtney, Anne-Maria, and Esmeralda stare at him in disbelief.
Courtney: Wow, I didn't think it would be so easy to mislead somebody.
Mario: You know, now that I think about it, I believe it is downright insulting to make up dead relatives and present them as fake. My Italian relatives would be spinning in their grave if I lied about their accomplishments to others on national TV
Esmeralda: But why would anyone do that, It is so disrespectful?
Courtney: You'd be surprised what kinds of motivation people have to win the money on this show. Lying about your family members is one way to do it.
Mario: That is true, I'm trying to go to school to be a civil attorney and keep my families restaurant open at the same time. Immigrants deserve the proper respect, and seeing false information being presented is something I take very seriously.
Courtney: There are so many things wrong with this show though. Chris isn't exactly the most civil person in the world and god knows that the challenges he had us do in the past were not up to code or had been tested prior to us doing them.
Anne-Maria: Yeah, I fuckin hate the fact that I'm even on this show still.
Courtney: Well you can thank the contracts for that.
Mario: But even for us new guys, we are also bounded to it, and to think I would get picked out of thousands of other people for a chance at the money with more than 80 other people seems like a dream come true, however it is a competition.
Anne-Maria: Meh, I'm just glad the first challenge is pretty easy, and I don't have to ruin my hair doing it
Esmeralda: Yeah or get any of our clothes wet
Courtney: Yeah, but there is always a trick up Chris's sleeve, I wonder what it is now.
Courtney was right, it seemed that Chris has not said or done anything in two hours and nobody had found the Cabins yet.
As it turns out Chris and Chef were in one of the Cabins watching the progress of all the Campers so far.
Chef: It looks like 5 Campers are on the right track to being in first place
Chris: But you know whats funnier, the fact that 34 of the Campers actually went around the Island.
Chef: Don't those fools know that's its easier to go through the forest, your going around a lot more going that way.
Chris: At least one of the Campers decided that going around the island was a bad idea.
Chef: HAHAHAHA, and they goin' the wrong way
Chris and Chef: BAHAHAHAHAHA
Chris: So, when do you want to make the announcement to the Campers
Chef: When those five people get here
It didn't take long for Duncan, DJ, Dawn, B, and Sandy to be the first Campers to get to the Cabins. There were five of them and they were all very nicely built this time, not like those fake stone Cabins they had to deal with. They were actual Log Cabins that had the team names on four of them, but the fifth Cabin was different. It didn't have a team logo on it and it looked like a house.
Dawn: Oh my gosh, we won
DJ: Yeah, first ones here baby
Duncan: Wow Chris, you really outdid yourself this time, I'm gonna go take a nap now
But Chef appeared out of nowhere
Chef: The Fuck you ain't boy, didn't you learn anything in Jail, wait for the other Campers fool.
Duncan: See I told you it would be fun
Sandy: HAHAHA, It's crazy that we're in first and not those fake fucking Ice Dancers Jacques and Josee, they're probably pissed they didn't win gold this time.
Duncan: HAHA Yeah
But the celebration was short lived, Chris had to finally announce who the winner was to the rest of the contestants, He got on the universal intercom inside his tent and told the rest of the Campers the great news
Chris: Howdy Campers, Miss Me, It looks like Dawn, DJ, Duncan, B, and Sandy have gotten to the Cabins first, which means Roadrunners you have 1 person, and the Thunderbirds and Rams each have 2 people that made it to their Cabins already. The people still in the woods, you guys are really close. As for those who thought it was a good idea to go around the island, are you that fucking dumb. I don't even think the guy in first place who took that route is going to make it for another half-hour. That's all for now, I'll update you later HAHA.
To finally announce the winners was a huge relief to most of the Campers, but not to others, especially Jacques who is now limping from falling into the ocean. They had taken off after they had gotten out of the water and now Josee was extremely pissed she wasn't first or going to be in first.
Josee: AAHHHHH Jacques you fucking idiot, why did you suggest we take this way, we're not even getting bronze for this.
Jacques: But I thought
Josee: That's right, you didn't fucking think
Jacques: How was I suppose to know the forest was going to be the fastest way to the Cabins, We could've been lost so easily.
Josee: But we would've been in first you dumb son of a
But Alejandro, who along with Heather and Taylor, managed to creep up into their lead.
Alejandro: You know Josee; I think you should really hurry if you want to be in silver, I see the Cabins aren't too far from here anyway.
Josee: Good idea, later Jacques
With that Josee runs off, followed by Heather and Taylor to the best of their ability. They knew this was all part of Alejandro's Plan and didn't want to come in last place.
Jacques: Are you serious man?
Alejandro: Amigo, listen I have a preposition
Jacques: What, come in last place
Alejandro: No, cant you see that both of our ankles are sprained, and we're not going to come in last place either, we have 7 people on our team that are behind us that also took the same route.
Jacques: Hey, you are right, are you saying we should form an alliance
Alejandro: Precisely
Jacques: But who else should join us?
Alejandro: Besides Josee, Heather, and Taylor, I haven't decided yet. There are still people on this island that don't trust me.
Jacques: And I have no idea either. Josee and me didn't really make any allies in the race because we were too focused on winning, but there are no medals, and there are still people behind us in this race.
Alejandro: But there is a lot of money on the table this time.
Jacques: And so many people, willing to get their hands on it.
The men both laugh at each other, their alliance formed so far, they hop as fast as they can around the island. Too bad for them that 8 more Campers who took the forest route were now at the Cabins as Chris made the announcements.
Chris: Campers it appears more people have gotten to the Cabins. With Ennui, Crimson, Beardo, Sam, Dakota, Chet, Lorenzo, and Megan now here, we have 2 Roadrunners, 5 Skylarks, 2 Thunderbirds, and 4 Rams safe and sound at home base.
Jacques: Alejandro, how far exactly are these Cabins
Alejandro: They shouldn't be too far. We've been going around the island for almost two hours now we're bound to hit that side of the island very soon.
Jacques: I hope Josee isn't too far away, shes probably really mad right now
Speaking of which, up ahead of them Josee was indeed pissed
Josee: AAAAAAAAGAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jacques: Her infamous temper tantrums, we better be there soon or she'll go ballistic.
Alejandro: I don't blame you amigo
And as they continue to hop around the Island, the eight people that finally reached the Cabin were elated.
Chet: Awesome, we beat those dumbass fucking Ice Dancers
Lorenzo: Yeah, They're probably still in the forest throwing a fit right now
Duncan: Oh those leotard-wearing fucks, I think they went around the Island.
Sandy: Yeah, I saw them before I left for the forest. They went with Mary and Ellody.
Chet: Thank fucking god, I hope they come in last
Lorenzo: There probably in first place already, knowing how ruthless they are
Sandy: Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised, but you still never know. At least we all beat them, and it looks like they'll be more later. Chris said that the person in first place that went around the island probably won't get here for another half-hour
As the stepbrothers were pondering what was up with the Ice Dancers, Shawn and Jasmine hopped a tree to find out where the Cabins were. They knew the direction where Chris's Helicopter went, following it northeast, and hopped a tree to the top to see where it went. Lucky for them they saw the Island in aerial view when they did this
Jasmine: Shawn, I see the Cabin, its still a little away, but it's manageable
Shawn: All right, how far do you think they are?
Jasmine: Well if we go over this hill to the right a little bit, and go straight we'll be able to reach the Cabins in about 20 minutes give or take.
Shawn: Are there any tall trees around the area that you see, I have to see if they're still Zombies.
Jasmine: Shawn, I don't think they're zombies around this time. Chris might've removed them all from the Island.
Shawn: I hope so, that challenge with the juggy chunks is still in my mind
Jasmine: I know, but the Cabins actually look really nice from up here
Shawn: Yeah, there doesn't look like there's any tall trees in the area, Chris must've knocked some tall trees down to build them. Speaking of trees, look below us
The two survivalists looked down and saw that Mike, Zoey, Cameron and Gwen were heading the same way Shawn and Jasmine were thinking about taking. Unlike Shawn and Jasmine however, Zoey, Cameron, and Gwen were not so excited about competing again. They had made it known in All Stars that they did not want to compete in another season after what Mal did throughout the competition.
Gwen: The first thing I do when I get eliminated is give those fucking producers a piece of my mind.
Zoey: I know, and 22 million dollars is kind of pushing it don't you think
Cameron: That's enough money to be split 22 Ways
Gwen: I wonder what the motivation for having that much money would be, Is he trying to kill us this time.
Zoey: No, I don't think he would do that
Mike: Then how would he come up with something more outrageous then ever before, there has to be some kind of catch to this?
Cameron: But what could it be is the question?
Gwen: Well, we're in a dark forest, and they're hasn't really been any animals chasing us. It would be unlike Chris to not have something hindering us from reaching our destination.
Zoey: Maybe he saving the animals for the real challenges
Everybody had to chuckle at that, but unbeknownst to anyone Mike gasped and became Chester. It was the complete worst time to do this, but at least the Chester that was on Mike and Cameron's team decided to go around the Island instead of with them.
Zoey: So Mike what do you think about all this
(Chester): Huh, it's Chester Missy
Cameron: Oh god, at least the real Chester isn't around to see this. There's no way we're getting to the Cabins.
(Chester): Oh please, back in my day we didn't need fancy Cabins. We had to sleep under a rock to get warm
Gwen: Oh my fucking god, how are we going to wake Mike up?
Lucky for them Jasmine and Shawn were right above them.
Shawn: See I told you there would be zombies in this forest, Mike's been bitten and he's about to eat Zoey, Cameron, and Gwen
Jasmine: I really don't think Mike has been bitten, he hasn't moved at all.
Shawn: That doesn't mean that he can't, we have to bring them to safety just in case
Jasmine: But there's barely room for the two of us let alone 5 people on this branch. I'll jump down to see what's going on.
Shawn: Please don't get bitten
Jasmine then carefully climbs down the tree to meet the four below
Jasmine: Are you guys alright?
Zoey: Jasmine, thank god you're here
Cameron: Mike turned into Chester
(Chester): Gee fella, your quite tall
Zoey: Hey, Chester that's rude
Jasmine: That's alright; I get that all the time, but why are you calling Mike Chester when you have another guy on your team already named Chester.
Cameron: Well, Mike has these characters that come out at random
He then notices Jasmines Hat
Cameron: Can we borrow your hat for a second?
Jasmine: Umm, Ok
She then puts the hat on Mike and he immediately becomes Manitoba
(Manitoba): Crikey, that's a tall Shelia if I ever seen one
Jasmine: That is Bonkers, Did he just switch into a completely different person.
(Manitoba): Ah yes, you must know the outback well
Jasmine: Well, I am from Australia
(Manitoba): As am I, now what treasure are we looking for
Jasmine: I don't know anything about treasure but it's time for a nap, and there are Cabins on the other side of this island. I just saw them from the treetops. Oh god, Shawn you can come down now, Mike's not a zombie.
Shawn jumped down to join them, relieved that there were no zombies, just Mikes changes in personality.
Shawn: Are you guys alright?
Zoey: We're fine Shawn, we just gave Mike Jasmines hat and he became Manitoba.
Shawn: Wait, so he's not a zombie, that's a relief
Zoey: But lets see if Mike will come back to us when I remove the hat
Zoey then removed the hat and Mike returned to normal, completely unaware that he was 2 people at once and that Jasmine and Shawn were now with them.
Mike: Umm, hi Jasmine and Shawn, what are you guys doing here with us
Both looked at each other in disbelief
Jasmine: Umm, were you completely unaware of who you just were?
Mike then spots that Jasmine was not wearing her hat
Mike: Was I Manitoba
Cameron: Yeah Mike, you also turned into Chester
Mike: HEHE well, I guess you guys know I have multiple personalities now.
Jasmine: Yeah, but that guy Manitoba, where did he come from, he sounds like most guys I know back home.
Mike: Yeah, he's an explorer mostly, but an expert outdoorsman and traveler as well. I can't really remember my childhood too well, so I'm not sure where exactly Manitoba came from.
Shawn: Why not?
Mike: Lets just say it's a long story?
Gwen: *Yawn* I don't know about you guys but I am fucking tired as shit
Jasmine: Oh right, we should probably get to the Cabins before more people show up
And the Six Campers run as quickly as they can to not come in last place, it was a good thing Jasmine spotted the Cabins from a distance, otherwise they'd be lost, but for those still running around the island, it was a different story. Especially for Mary and Ellody, who were dumbfounded as to why their Idea didn't work.
Ellody: I have no idea why our hypothesis on going around the Island wouldn't work
Mary: I would think considering the safety of the contestants wouldn't be a hindrance in this challenge.
Ellody: You also have to remember that there are a lot more ignorant people on this island. They wouldn't have listened to us anyway.
Mary: Hey, at least were not in last place
Ellody: True, I saw Justin staring at his reflection in the ocean about an hour ago, and he hasn't past us yet.
Mary: Yeah, and I haven't heard anything from Blaineley either
While Mary and Ellody were still baffled at the recent turn of events, one thing they couldn't predict was how they had gotten their data incredibly wrong. It was unlike them to not do thorough research on the Island before going there. Unfortunately Chris announced the next Campers to arrive at the Cabins
Chris: Campers, 9 people have just showed up to the Cabins. Ella, Spud, Dillon, Samey, Rock, Trent, Tyler, Lindsay, and Beth have arrived which makes it 9 Roadrunners, 5 Skylarks, 3 Thunderbirds, and 5 Rams. It looks like the Roadrunners are winning this challenge, too bad I still gotta send one of them home HEHE.
Mary: I think we should hurry
Ellody: I second that
As Mary and Ellody start to realize they could be in last place if they don't hurry up, The People that showed up to the Cabins were glad they weren't in last.
Rock: Fucking awesome, we beat the Ice Dancers
Chet: I know right, this is too good to be true
Lorenzo: I'm glad they took the scenic route
Rock: Hey Spud, we beat the Ice Dancers
Too bad Spud was still transfixed on Ella to notice what Rock was trying to tell him.
Rock: Ahh Spud
Spud: What? Oh Awesome
Ella: *Gasp* Ice Dancers, they sound delightful; I hope they get here soon.
Chet, Rock, and Lorenzo looked at each other. This girl clearly had never met Jacques and Josee.
Chet: Umm, have you ever watched the Ridonculous Race?
Ella: Oh, why no, I didn't get a chance too, was there singing involved
Lorenzo: Just think of it this way, those people are like those Evil Disney Villains. They lie, cheat, steal and want to rule the world
Chet: And make sure that the princesses suffer, just like Cinderella and Snow White.
Ella: Oh, but Ice Dancers don't sound like they could ever do harm, why are they such mean people?
Lorenzo: I wish I knew the answer to that, many things must have happened to them in their life to become such ruthless villains.
Ella: That doesn't mean there's still some good left in their hearts, I shall sing to them when they arrive.
Spud: That would be awesome
Rock: Goddammit Spud
Spud: Oh yeah, Ella, maybe singing to the Ice Dancers isn't a good idea, but you can sing to me anytime you want.
Ella: Really, Oh I wish I could, but now that I think of it, Chris might eliminate me if he hears me sing again
Spud: But he didn't hear you sing before
Ella: I wonder why he didn't say anything about that?
As it turns out, Chris wasn't as heartless as he seems. He didn't hear Ella sing before, but he did think she was a sweet innocent person and Chef was usually in a better mood after Ella sang. Maybe if she sang a lot more, it would put Scarlett out of her misery.
Out of any contestant Chris had had on the show, Scarlett was the most ruthless. Out of the many things the EPA did to the Island that made Chris happy was that they got rid of all the computerized elements of the Island. This meant that Scarlett couldn't find any secret layers to exact her plans on blowing up the Island a second time. What Chris couldn't predict was that her intelligence would be an asset. She had gone into the forest, but kept Max along as a Minion to do all of her bidding, like digging where the old rock they found the secret lab was.
Max: Evil needs his beauty sleep
Scarlett: The only reason we haven't gotten to the Cabins yet is because you're still looking for the source where the entrance to the secret lair is, now are you gonna whine or dig for me.
Max: Fool, my digging has caused us to not be the first to the Cabins and now we'll not getting to the Cabins before those imbeciles
Scarlett: It's approximately 2.5 miles from the start of the old elimination zone going around the island. Considering the terrain and the environment surrounding it, I predict that the other Campers won't reach the Cabins for another half-hour.
Scarlett was right; she knew that the secret lair was gone and that there was no way the rebuilt island had any remnants of it. Max on the other hand still had no idea, but that was part of her plan to get rid of Max. She would wait until most of his team was at the Cabins or when they announced the first Camper from around the island to arrive, she would leave Max to continue digging
Max: How much longer do I have to dig this blasted hole?
Scarlett: Until you come across some metal remains of a trap door, there has to be something down there that was left untouched by those landscapers.
Max: *Grunts* I have been digging for two hours and haven't found a thing, besides Evil never
Scarlett: Max, you were never evil, now stop pretending and dig the hole
Max: *Gasp* Evil does not have to
Scarlett then glared at him to finish
Max: Ok, whatever you say
Scarlett: And dig faster, I think there going to announce the next people to reach the Cabins.
She was right; Chris did announce the next people to get to the Cabins just as she had predicted he would. It took Scarlett completely off guard.
Chris: Campers, 6 more people have showed up. Mike, Zoey, Cameron, Gwen, Shawn, and Jasmine have now made it 11 Roadrunners, 7 Skylarks, 4 Thunderbirds, and 6 Rams to reach the Cabins unscathed.
Scarlett knew that this was her chance to leave. She could wait a little while longer, but coming in last place was not part of her itinerary and Max was still digging the hole to the supposed secret lair.
Scarlett: Max, I'm going to get more shovels, keep digging
And with that she walked calmly out of Max's sight, then when he knew he wouldn't be able to hear her run she started bolting toward the northeast side of the island. After a couple minutes of digging Max became suspicious.
Max: Hmm. That evil woman has gone to get more shovels, but she forced me to make these shovels out of tree bark, why would she leave me.
Max then remembered that Scarlett was gone not to get more shovels, but to get to the Cabins and leave Max digging to come in last place. He had dug the hole about four feet deep so far.
Max: *Gasp* that vile woman, Evil has now returned to Pakiteaw HAHAAAAAAAHA
After initially struggling to get out of the hole, he starts to walk merrily to the Cabins. He figures if he walks out of her sight for a little bit, he won't have to be near her. He then walks in the same general direction as Scarlett went, but went left instead of right where the Cabins were.
Meanwhile back at the Cabins, the 28 Campers were all tired and still waiting on more people. Jasmine and Shawn were glad to be at the Cabins, but Shawn was use to sleeping in trees, and now that he was seeing most of them being used as Cabins, He was perplexed.
Jasmine: Shawn, are you alright
Shawn: Jasmine, do you notice how short the trees are. I have a feeling they made them that short on purpose.
Jasmine: Why would they do that?
Shawn: I don't know, I didn't think the EPA was capable of tree topping in order to build Cabins
Jasmine: But Shawn, the stumps for the trees are still here, there's no way they tree topped them
Shawn: Do you think they knocked them down then?
Jasmine: Well, I would assume, how else could they build Cabins.
Shawn: Hmm. Maybe your right. I don't know where to sleep though.
Just then Sammy and Dillon appeared
Jasmine: Hey guys, Samey, I'm glad you got here before your sister
She then notices Dillon's left side of his shirt and neck is covered in paint
Jasmine: What happened to you?
Dillon: Her sister is what happened to me. She hit both Spud and me with these balloons. S'all good though, she ran off before anybody knew what hit them. I'm just glad Sam didn't get hit with any.
Shawn: Is that lead paint
Dillon: Might be, well looks like I'm getting cancer when this dries up guys.
Shawn: Well it's not long exposure, you should be fine after you wash it off.
Dillon: Cool
Too bad Amy was the next person to show up to the Cabins
Dillon: Shete
Chris: It looks like Amy has shown up on her own, which means she wins the extra special Cabin for today's challenge and Thunderbirds now have 5 people from their team here.
Now everyone was really pissed at Chris especially Dillon, after what she did to both him and Spud, she didn't deserve it.
Amy: Wow, oh well, you're all fucking dumb shits for not splintering off on your own I guess HEHE
Dillon: Yo, are you fucking serious right now?
Rock: Yeah, she fucking hit Spud and Dillon with balloons, I saw her.
Lorenzo: And how were we suppose to know you couldn't go off into groups
Chris: Whopsie, I forgot to talk about the special Cabin didn't I. See the Individual that wins a challenge is suppose to stay there, for most of you, you decided to splinter off into groups. I'd say it's a safer alternative, but I only have enough beds for 1 person in the special Cabin.
Sandy: And your giving it to this bitch?
Chris: Yep, because she went through the forest alone.
Duncan: What kind of fucking dumbass answer is that
Chris: You know the good thing about this Cabin is that it's bombproof Duncan
Jasmine: Well then, I think Samey deserves it more than Amy
Beth: Yeah, I agree
Amy: Ugghh, why should Spearmy get to live in luxury, she will always be second fiddle to me, besides, I'm the pretty one.
Dillon: Oh go fuck yourself, if I could make guacamole out of that mole I would and after all the bullshit you put her through, she fucking deserves it.
Amy: Well, I'm sure nobody agrees with you, I won the Cabin fair and square.
Rock: No you didn't bitch, you're lucky Spud has a delayed reaction to pain.
Spud: Wait, what did I get hit with again
Rock: Spud the person who won the Cabin threw that balloon filled with paint remember
Spud: Oh yeah, why does she get to have the Cabin
Amy: Oh whatever, your all are the worst crybabies I've ever seen. I can't believe you prefer her to have the Cabin over me
Trent: But she didn't throw the paint at Dillon and Spud, you did.
Chris: Alright, Alright, who here thinks that Samey should get the Special Cabin raise your hand?
Unanimously, every single person raised their hand, surprising Amy
Chris: Looks like it's settled Amy, Samey gets the Cabin, when everyone else votes
Amy and Sammy: What?
Chris: It wouldn't be fair to only have 27 people vote for your sister to have the Cabin; it has to be a unanimous decision between every camper.
Sammy: Oh god
Dillon: Hey, it's alright; I have a feeling you're getting the Cabin anyway. Can't be too many idiots on the island that'd vote for guacamole. Personally I prefer chipotle on my Taco Bell.
Sammy: HAHAHAHA You're Funny
But Chris had to announce this new development to all of the remaining Campers.
Chris: Campers, it appears that I was wrong, It looks like we have a battle between Amy and Samey for the Luxury Cabin, so far Samey has 27 people that think she should have the Cabin, while Amy has nobody, isn't that hilarious HAHA. Anyway continue on to the Cabins Campers.
Tom and Jen were one of the people that went around the island. They did not want to risk getting their designer clothes damaged, but they were really perplexed as to what twin should get the Luxury Cabin.
Jen: Wow, did Chris really give us a choice as to which twin gets the Luxury Cabin.
Tom: I guess so, but I really don't know who to pick
Jen: I don't like Amy at all, she is extremely rude to her sister, and I think Sammy should get the Luxury Cabin.
Tom: Really, It would have been a hard pick considering they wear the same thing
Jen: Tom, how could you be thinking about fashion at a time like this, there are no shops anywhere on this Island?
Tom: *Sigh* Yeah, I guess I agree with you then. I wonder who made those cheerleading outfits for them.
Jen: I have no idea Tom, but I wonder what other clothes they have. It can't be comfortable wearing a cheerleading outfit all the time.
Tom: Well they both look really good in them, that's for sure
As they were deciding who to vote for, they saw Mario, Courtney, Anne-Maria and Esmeralda ahead of them. They had tired out really easily and were now slowing down, causing Tom and Jen to catch up with them.
Jen: Hey Guys, does anybody have any idea who to vote for who gets the Luxury Cabin
Esmeralda: Well who actually won
Anne-Maria: I don't know, I wasn't paying attention
Courtney: I think Chris said that Amy won the Cabin, but why did 27 people not want her to have the Cabin?
Jen: That is a really good point. She must have pissed everyone off enough to get her to not have the Cabin
Esmeralda: I saw her on Pakiteaw Island, and she would be the type of fucking bitch to sit under peoples skin the wrong way.
Jen: Plus, shes extremely rude to people, and the way she treats her sister is disgusting honestly.
Anne-Maria: Whateva, I thought the 5 people who were there first should get the Cabin. I didn't know you had to go off by yourself in order to win it
Courtney: Guess it's too late to do that now.
Esmeralda: I thought Chris would be underhanded, but this is fucking ridiculous.
Mario: But I believe Amy won, how come everybody thinks otherwise?
Esmeralda: Well let's see, Amy is a fucking bitch, treats her sister like shit, caused her to get eliminated, and now she's trying to pull the same shit just to get sympathy for her.
Jen: And I guess the people who are at the Cabins saw through that
Mario: Pandering to the weakest twins adversity is not admirable. I swear it's as if everybody wants handouts.
Anne-Maria: Umm, excuse me, you know what just for that, I am voting for Samey.
Mario: Like she needs any more help, she has a hefty lead already, might as well just add fuel to the fire.
Esmeralda: You know what, I'm with her. Have you seen the last season. She doesn't even deserve the money as far as I'm concerned.
Mario: I cannot bow down to the influence of others, even when they are clearly wrong. Amy won the challenge, it's over, deal with it
The 5 Other Campers stared at him. They didn't know the circumstance behind why Amy and Samey were fighting for the Cabin, but they did know that they were still not at the Cabins to determine what the cause of all this was. Too bad Scarlett managed to get to the Cabins to answer that question for them.
Chris: Campers, Scarlett has just arrived making it 7 Rams that have made it safe and sound to the Cabins and she will also be the first to vote for who deserves the Luxury Cabin.
Scarlett: Didn't Samey get here before Amy
Chris: Yeah, but she came in a group
Trent: And she threw paint at these two
Scarlett then sees that Spud and Dillon still have paint on them
Scarlett: Did you actually see her do it
Rock: I did
Scarlett: While Amy did win unintentionally, the fact that she sabotaged two other teammates makes my decision clear. Samey got here first regardless, So I'll go with her if you don't mind
Chris: And that's 28 votes for Samey, Don't worry Amy maybe someone soon will vote for you
Amy: Yeah, well they better
Scarlett: Actually if 14 more people vote for your sister you won't get the Cabin at all
Chris: But heres the thing, the last 4 people that get to the Cabins won't vote
Scarlett: So it's 12 then
Chris: Meh, Whatever
It was official, Amy was in deep shit if she didn't start getting votes soon, but even Dillon knew it wasn't gonna happen. It was painfully obvious based on the number of people supporting Sammy that Amy was going to be sleeping in the Cabins.
In another part of the forest, Rodney is sitting on a log, pondering why Scott would always take the women that Rodney loved away from him. He would have gone to the Cabins, but he wanted to think for a second.
Meanwhile, farther back, Emma, Kitty, Carrie, Devin, Noah, Owen, and Izzy all decided to go through the forest together. The reason they took so much longer then the other Campers was because not only were they lost and had taken the Northwestern Passage, but Owen was still feeling the after-effects of eating a Manchineel Fruit.
Izzy: Owen, even I knew that was a dangerous fruit to eat
Owen: But it looked so good *cough*
Emma: And now we might come in last because you decided to have a midnight snack and we had to end up waiting for you.
Noah: Yeah those dots on the apple were a dead giveaway, Big Lurch
Carrie: What's a Big Lurch
Kitty: I think Noah's referring to that one rapper who actually ate his girlfriend
Owen: *cough* Wow, he must have been hungry
Izzy: Oh yeah, I tried eating one of my exes once, but I got a restraining order instead.
Everyone stares at Izzy
Devin: Umm. Isn't that cannibalism
Izzy: Not if he's still alive
Emma: Why in the hell are we talking about cannibalism in a dark forest, where there are possibly wild animals lurking about?
Kitty: You know that's a really good point
Carrie: But we haven't really seen any animals that would tear us apart and eat us
Noah: No, Chris would dress the lions, tigers, and bears as people before they would eat us.
Kitty: It would be like a deer coming to life.
Noah: No, It'd be like the Wizard of Oz
Devin: But we haven't seen any talking trees yet
Noah: You know, I'm surprised the tree Owen took the apple from didn't run after him
Owen: But trees don't have legs Noah *cough*
Emma: HAHA No they don't Owen, they fly after you
Izzy: Wow, I've never seen a flying tree before
Carrie: Well I heard last season the trees actually shot up from the ground with a remote, but I guess they got rid of that
Devin: It was probably for the best Carrie
Carrie: Yeah
Too bad they saw somebody in the distance sitting on a log
Emma: Who could that be up ahead of us
Kitty: I don't know, hey wait a minute is that Rodney
As it turns out Rodney had been sitting there pondering about what Scott did to him. He wasn't exactly mad now just disappointed, for he knew that there was plenty of women on the Island that wouldn't fall for Scott's tricks. Amy was just another unfortunate casualty, and now Rodney had to look for other women to court. Luckily for him the seven friends found him in the forest and three of them happened to be on the same team.
Kitty: Rodney are you alright
Rodney: Huh. Yeah, just thinking I guess
Izzy: About what
Rodney: *sigh* my cousin stole Amy away from me and I don't know what to do
Noah: Hate to break it to you big guy, but I think Amy is at the Cabins already.
Rodney: Really, then Amy must've escaped the hole Scott made me dig up to sabotage the teammates
Emma: Umm. what
Rodney: That means she truly does love me, I gotta get back to that hole and find Scott.
Devin: I really don't think it's worth it now bro
Carrie: Wait, is he still in the hole
Kitty: Carrie, Scott and I are on the same team, he's a fucking asshole and so is Amy.
Izzy: Yeah, she doesn't deserve that Cabin. Her sister should have it
Emma: Oh right, her sisters on Mine, Carrie, and Owens team.
Carrie: She's very sweet, defenantly the opposite of her sister
Rodney: Wait, are you telling me that Amy isn't the nice one, and I've been lied to this whole time.
Noah: Yep, by Chris
Rodney: You know, when I found out Scott had sex with the girl I was trying to ask out back at the farm just now, my heart dropped in my throat. To think that he could have done it with Amy
Then Rodney had a Eureka moment, Amy did remind him of his cousin the way she ordered everyone around. He also knew that Scott kinda liked women like that.
Rodney: On second thought, I'm glad I'm not with her anymore. She's mean. Scott has a thing for mean girls
Kitty: That's actually kinda weird no offense
Rodney: Yeah, it doesn't make sense to me either
Noah: Maybe if your into S&M it would
Emma: Goddammit Noah
Rodney: Well, I've seen Scott get whipped several times back on the farm by my Uncle. Never saw my Aunt whip him though
Everyone just had to laugh. While they could imagine many ways Scott could have been whipped back on the farm. The time they just stood there talking they could have been at the Cabins by now.
Emma: Umm. Guys, maybe we should start getting to the Cabins before the next person gets announced
Rodney: Yeah, you guys are probably right, but I hate to think of who fell in that hole
Kitty: It's alright, if anything it's Scott's fault for making you dig it
Rodney: Yeah, I'm tired anyway; hopefully the Cabins are real nice
Izzy: Race you
As the eight Campers race through the unknown wilderness, not two minutes later did Chris announce the next Campers to arrive at the Cabins. Unfortunately for Samey, the next Campers weren't so keen to vote for her.
Chris: It appears Scott, Lightning, and Jaquan have finally gotten to the Cabins, making it 7 Thunderbirds that are now at home base
Lightning: Bout time, Sha-Lightning needs his sleep
Jaquan: Where dat money at nigga
Chris: There's still more challenges to come Jaquan
Duncan: I wonder what they're serving in the water over in Detroit to make them this stupid
Sandy: HAHAHAHA
Jaquan: Nigga that Flint, Michigan not Detroit
Duncan: Oh wow, you know geography
Jaquan: No, my cousin live over there. She gotta get her water at WalMart an hour away, shit no joke.
Scarlett: I've read about it, the high amount of lead concentrate in the water over there will actually kill you.
Jaquan: See, the girl from Johnny Test know how it is
Scarlett glared at him
Scott: Isn't that a kids show
Jaquan: So fuckin' what nigga, my little cousins always want to watch that shit wit me
Duncan: How many cousins you have? 80
Jaquan: No, 30 motherfucker
Duncan: Figures
Chris: Ahem.. you three haven't decided which twins going to the Luxury Cabin yet
Scott: Oh, I choose Amy easily
Jaquan: Hol' up Nigga, you playing tricks on me, How da fuck are they two of them.
Amy: Wow, are you really that fucking stupid, just pick me already
Jaquan: HAHAHAHAHA, yo daddy probably got three nutsacks nigga
Both twins cringed at the thought
Jaquan: And why the fuck would I pick you, you punched me in the stomach, how the fuck I suppose to know you had a stunt double
Amy: Stunt Double, she's a Sparemy
Jaquan: Fuck you need a spare for nigga; I know you both ain't drive
Amy: I know, I don't, Spearmy drives me everywhere
Jaquan: Yeah, and I bet ya'll make love too, I don't judge
Amy is now seething but Chris has to hurry the show up
Chris: As much as I'd like to see that, we have to hurry it up Jaquan, so who do you vote for?
Jaquan: Nigga, I pick me and the other twin
Chris: So Samey
Jaquan: Is that that other girl name, we gonna have fun tonight
Dillon: Uh, bro it's just her that gets the Cabin.
Jaquan: Shit nigga, you right, did she punch you in the stomach too.
Dillon: Nah, she good bro
Jaquan: Aaight, ill let you take this one
Dillon: K
Chris: And Lightning, who are you gonna vote for?
Lightning: Isn't the answer Sha-Obvious, the Lightning should get the Cabin
Chris: That's not how it works
Lightning: Who'd everyone else vote for
Chris: Umm. Samey
Lightning: Ok
Chris: So then the count is 30 Samey and 1 for Amy
Amy: Ugh, at least one person voted for me
Scott: Your welcome
Everyone just glared at Scott, while Samey thanked Dillon
Sammy: Thanks Dillon, that guy is an interesting person to say the least
Dillon: At least he's on a different team. You won't have to worry about him or your sister, unless they decide to get together HEHE.
Sammy: Oh god, I hope that doesn't happen
Dillon: Makes for an interesting Tyler Perry movie
Sammy: HAHAHAHA, who's that
While Sammy and Dillon were theorizing the many different plot points on Medea's Family Reunion, Jay and Mickey were still going around the Island. They were initially with Mary and Ellody, but when Chris announced the first Campers to reach the Cabins, they had run off, leaving them to ponder whether or not they were in actual last place or not.
Jay: I think Justin and Ezekiel at least are behind me
Mickey: And I have eight people on my team behind us
Jay: But knowing our luck, we won't be in front of them for long
Mickey: And we also went the wrong way, but I'm glad we didn't go through the woods, our fear of werewolves and other animals would have defenantly hindered us.
Jay: But how did all those people get to the Cabins before us, there couldn't have been too many animals in the forest.
Suddenly they hear a noise from behind them that sounded like footsteps
Mickey: Hey Jay, is there anyone behind us
Jay looked behind him only to find that it was Dave. He had abandoned Harold and Ezekiel after Ezekiel picked his nose. Dave's OCD had gotten the better of him that time, as he always let it.
Dave: Hey guys, your not going to do anything gross right
Jay: Why would we do that?
Dave: I don't know, I always let my fear of germs hinder me from things
Mickey: Well, It sounds like some sort of OCD to have that much of a fear of things. We don't have that, but we have plenty of phobias
Jay: Yeah, like we're both afraid of werewolves
Dave: Ha, werewolves aren't real
Mickey: They are in Romania apparently
Dave: Oh, hey wait a second, how did you guess that I had OCD
Mickey: We've been around people with many different phobias, disorders, and other aliments
Jay: Yeah, we even met one person who had a fear of cracks because when his mom died. There was a crack with a sharp point sticking out of the wall and he figured his mom died by accidentally being pushed against it
Dave: Wow, it was probably just a coincidence
Mickey: Turns out it was planted there by his dad, he's in prison, and the guy lives with his aunt, but he never leaves his room
Dave: So then how did you guys know him?
Jay: Online, there's a chat room specifically dedicated to phobias
Mickey: Yeah, going there has made us realize that they're plenty of people who have it worse then us. A lot of them encouraged us to do the race even.
Dave: Well I have always had a huge fear of germs ever since I got meningitis as a kid
Jay: That's actually a very common fear to have when you get really sick as a child, there's many people on the group chat that have literally the same thing
Dave: So I'm not alone, Wow, I always thought people who had the type of OCD I do don't go out much.
Mickey: How far did you get in your race
Dave: Well, I was the eighth guy eliminated
Jay: That's not too bad, we came in seventh
Mickey: But the challenge required us to perform onstage. We have severe stage-fright because of that challenge.
Dave: What was it?
Jay: We had to perform air guitar in front of a local audience. I had no idea air guitar was so big in Finland.
Dave: I actually voted myself off because of the one person I thought I loved, completely rejected me on live TV. I even got to come back and help her, only to find out she had a boyfriend already. That girl really wasn't worth it in the end
Jay: Wait, was it Sky? Because shes on my team, and she kept talking about wanting to help you.
Dave: Really, I can't believe it
Jay: I dunno man, she sounded pretty sincere.
Dave: But she has a boyfriend already? She'd only be helping me out of pity for everything she did while I was on the Island.
Mickey: You never know, at least you have someone. Girls never notice us unless were in tremendous pain from one of our many aliments.
Jay: That's why we usually don't bother with women. We'd just be holding them back.
Dave: But why should I give Sky a chance after all she did to me?
Jay: Honestly in this circumstance, I would just say take it slow, but just don't slow her down you know. She does seem interested in you more then that other guy. I didn't even know she had a boyfriend. She just kept talking about you.
Dave: Well, at least that's good to know
The three guys went as fast as they could around the island. Dave had a lot of thinking to do regarding Sky. Sky went through the forest with Lily, Sanders, and Brick. They went northwest as well, and didn't find the Cabins when they got to the other side. It wasn't helping Brick either as it was getting darker and he was getting scared as the time to find the Cabins was running out.
Brick: I really hope we reach the Cabins soon, this is giving me nightmares going through here
Sky: We just made a wrong turn somewhere Brick
Lily: Yeah, and now we're going the other way, your gonna be fine, I believe in you
Brick: Thanks guys, I've been afraid of the dark ever since I got left in the barracks for 18 hours when I was in the cadets
Lily: Wow, that's actually kinda scary, is that like solitary confinement
Brick: Well yes and no, It turns out that I wasn't the person suppose to go to the barracks, the guy who was suppose to go bribed me into going down there, and then he went AWOL
Sanders: Try going AWOL in the police academy, you'd probably never come back. I knew a girl who tried that, and she ended up in Nicaragua.
Brick: Yikes, well this guy ended up in New York City, trying to find him would've been difficult.
Lily: But how did you guys know where they'd end up?
Brick: Usually around the Academy, word will travel pretty fast, we knew because one of the cadets got a letter from him with the return address in New York City
Sanders: Same thing with this girl, and I don't even think she wrote it either.
Sky: Wow, but how did they suspect it was you in those barracks, Brick?
Brick: Well, I was a very easy target in the cadets, very loyal, but prone to following orders a bit too easily, which is why this guy was able to trick me so easily.
Lily: Oh my god, that's horrible, but how did they know you were missing for almost a whole day?
Brick: Oh, because most of this occurred at night when the superiors were asleep, they didn't even notice till the next day that I was missing.
Sanders: That sounds like a pretty corrupt Military Academy. They should have noticed immediately that someone in your squadron wasn't there.
Brick: They did, but they thought I went AWOL also, they didn't think to check solitary
Sky: So that's why you're afraid of the dark?
Brick: I have flashbacks of being in their with sensory deprivation, starvation, and nothing but blackness around every corner.
Lily: Brick, I think you might have PTSD, and it gets triggered when you're in a dark environment, like now.
Brick: *sigh* I know I do. I got tested when I visited my mother and she noticed that I slept with the lights on the whole time I was home.
Sanders: Thank god it's mild though, I know so many people with that and they can't even leave their houses, just count your lucky stars you weren't in a war.
Brick: Yeah, unfortunately I can't serve because of it
Lily: It's probably for the best Brick. If you had went to war, who knows what other things could be triggered.
Brick: Well, my dad's side of the family are all career military leaders or generals. After they found out I got it, they pretty much stopped speaking to me. That's why I haven't talked to them in almost three years.
Sky: Wow, I'm so sorry
Lily: Yeah, me too
Brick: Actually girls, I feel a lot better having talked to all of you, but we are still pretty lost.
Sky: It's ok Brick, just breathe, we'll be there soon
Sanders: Actually, sooner then you think, look to your far right
It was still a mighty distance, but they could see a group of people standing around what looked like log Cabins and a house. They had finally made it out of the forest and it looked like they weren't going to come in last place.
Brick: I see the Cabins cadets, lets go!
And with they all run as fast as they can to the Cabins, Brick was just lucky he didn't have an accident on the way out of a dark place like he usually did, talking to the people he was with greatly improved the journey over. He would have taken the journey around the Island, but his competitive drive got the better of him and he decided to go into the forest after Jo and while he didn't find her, Sanders was behind him the whole time.
Meanwhile at the Cabins, Amy was still pissed that she only had one vote.
Amy: Well I'm glad one person thinks I should get the Luxury Cabin.
Duncan: We know, you've said it like a thousand times already, don't you know when to count your losses and move on. With enough idiots on the island, maybe you'll get lucky.
Amy: As if I need any encouragement from some Blink 182 fanboy
Duncan: What that shitty pop band, your delusional, I don't even listen to that garbage. What's your catch, fucking EDM-trap bullshit?
Jaquan: Nigga that white as fuck, real trap is Future, Jezzy, my boy Skywalk
Amy: Wow, who's that, is he like Avicii
Jaquan: I know of a place called Avicii Pizza, but nah. Skywalk a real OG nigga. He rap about Detroit.
Amy: Well that figures
Just then Sky, Lily, Brick, and Sanders finally showed up to the Cabins in one piece.
Sanders: Wow I'm surprised MacArthur isn't here yet
Brick: Or Jo, for that matter
Chris: Campers, It appears that Sky, Lily, Sanders, and Brick have made it to the Cabins alive, making it now 13 Roadrunners, 7 Skylarks, 9 Thunderbirds, and 8 Rams. Wow, did I miscount, nah I wouldn't worry about it HAHA, but these Campers do need to decide who gets the Luxury Cabin.
Sky: Um, Who were the choices?
Chris: Amy or Samey
Lily: Really, who got here first?
Chris: Samey got here first, but with a group, Amy was the first to get here alone. Many of the Campers say Samey should get it because Amy apparently tried to throw balloons at her sister, but ended up hitting Spud and Dillon by accident.
Lorenzo: Yeah, he didn't even tell us you had to get here by yourself until Amy got here either.
Rock: Yeah, and I saw her throw those balloons
Lily: Yeah, I'm sorry, but that's fucked up Chris, you should have told us before the challenge started, I'm going with Sammy, since she technically got here first
Sky: Yeah and Amy threw those balloons, that's cheating, even though Dawn, Duncan, Sandy, DJ, B, I would have voted for you if it were an option.
Dawn: That's ok Sky, Chris would pull something like this for ratings anyway.
Chris just stares at Dawn, but he still didn't know if Sky voted for Samey or not.
Chris: So Sky, is it Samey
Sky: Yes
Chris: Kay, that's 32 Samey so far, Sanders who do you pick?
Sanders: Samey played the game fairly, so I go with her
Brick: Me too, we could never tolerate Amy's behavior back in the Cadets
Chris: Alrighty then I guess its 34 Samey and 1 Amy
Amy: Arrgghh this is fucking bullshit
Scott: Relax, your bound to get more votes soon
Amy: Idiot, if 8 more people vote for Samey, I'm not getting that Cabin, do you understand
Scott: Why wouldn't I, these people are idiots for voting for your sister.
Jaquan: Really nigga, she still punched me in the stomach
Rock: And threw lead paint balloons at Spud and Dillon
Scott: Seriously, who's fault is that, shouldn't have attracted attention to yourselves.
Amy: Are you kidding, I fell into a hole you dug
Scott: At least I helped you get out, but then you just left me in the hole
Amy: Because I fell in it. Like I'm gonna help somebody who put me in that position in the first place.
Amy did have a point. Scott did dig that hole she fell in. Speaking of which, Leonard, Tammy, and Sugar were still in that hole, but luckily it wouldn't be for long because Laurie and Miles came across the trio. They had been admiring the forest and weren't necessarily concerned about being the first ones at the Cabins. They just wanted to expose the horrible reality show for what it was and use the money to donate to even more charities. Although they were still hesitant about giving to anything having to do with animals.
Laurie: This forest is beautiful, but I can't help but feel like these trees are fakes
Miles: I know, apparently they use to shoot out from the ground
Laurie: And using rocket fuel is bad for the environment
Miles: Yeah, but the animals we saw seemed so happy to be here
Laurie: Yeah, I really hope they're not like the animals in the ridonculous race, like those sharks who almost ate you, and those bullet ants that almost ate my face
Miles: Laurie, I know your still mad at Don for that, but the birds and deer we saw confirmed that this island looks safe enough for the creatures on the island to thrive effectively.
Laurie: And hopefully we won't have to eat them either
Suddenly they heard something up ahead
Laurie: Is that people I hear
Miles: I guess other people are lost in this forest too, see, I told you we weren't the only ones lost Laurie
As they run to investigate, they realize it was Leonard, Tammy, and Sugar still trapped in the same hole Scott dug up an hour ago. It was too bad he was at the Cabins already, and couldn't enjoy watching the trio try spell after fake spell to get out of the hole.
Laurie: Leonard, Tammy, Sugar, are you guys trapped in this hole.
Sugar: What the fuck you think, we've been down here almost an hour and none of their spells are working.
Miles: Do you guys need help getting out?
Leonard: That would be marvelous, our spells for levitation don't seem to be working at the moment.
Tammy: And that Scott guy is a real dickhead
Laurie: Was he the one that dug this hole and left you guys to rot in it?
Miles: I swear people have no sense of compassion for others like they use to.
Laurie: Here, take my hand
And with that, Leonard, Sugar, and Tammy are helped out of the hole one by one.
Tammy: Thanks for getting us out of that hole guys
Miles: No problem, Scott is nothing but bad vibes all around
Laurie: And for making you fall in that hole, I wouldn't trust him
Sugar: Yeah I can't wait to give him a peace of my mind too. He climbed on top of me to get out of his own hole instead of waiting for the wizard to finish his spell.
Leonard: Yes, He is a very impatient fellow. I almost had that levitation spell perfect and he didn't believe in it.
Laurie and Miles looked at each other, they didn't believe in spells, but it was still a cruel thing to leave fellow teammates hanging like that.
Sugar: Hey guys are we gonna stand here like sardines or get to the Cabins before everyone else shows up.
Tammy: Onward to victory fellow teammates
And with that The Vegans, Larpers, and Sugar commence to getting to the Cabins. On the other side of the Island, Geoff, Bridgette, Brody, Chester, and Junior wonder whether or not they will ever make it to the Cabins. It had been a almost an hour since the first Campers arrived at the Cabins and they were getting nervous. They had managed to get one step ahead of the Ice Dancers by pure luck and the way they kept trying to gain on them and Chester managing to find a way to always outsmart them is what kept them from falling behind.
Brody: Dude are we ever getting to those Cabins
Geoff: We should get to them eventually bro
Chester: Yeah, even those Ice Dancers ain't there yet
Junior: Looks like their not getting bronze either
They all had to laugh at that because it was true. Suddenly, Bridgette noticed a light up ahead. It looked like a flicker from a fire, but it wasn't too far from where they were now. The light was coming from on top of a small hill that had rocks and debris surrounding it
Bridgette: Hey guys I see something up ahead, it looks like where the Cabins are at.
Once they got closer to the light, they noticed that it was indeed the back of some kind of house, indicating that this must be where the Cabins were located and what they were seeing now was the back of the Luxury Cabin.
It was located on top of a steep hill that wasn't much of a climb from where the five were now. The only thing that sucked was that there wasn't really a beach behind it, just a decent ocean view. Looks like there wouldn't be surfing going on this season.
Geoff: Dude we fucking made it
Brody: I couldn't have done it without you guys. It's too bad that the surf sucks donkey balls
Bridgette: Camp Wawanakwa was similar, so I'm not too surprised that there isn't any surf on this island
Junior: Hopefully we can get there before Josee because I see her far behind us now
Chester: Oh Shit, Hey what happened to the other guy?
Geoff: I don't know, but quick dudes, lets get to that hill before she catches up.
The five run to the hill as fast as they could. They knew if they didn't act fast, as always, Josee would probably go ahead of them and be considered the winner of the around the Island part of the challenge, if there was such a thing as that.
Josee: Ha, I see the Cabins now, but I also see those fucking buffoon surfer friends, and I'm not about to come in 43nd place. That's not even a participation trophy in the Olympics.
Meanwhile, back at the Cabins, they were still going on about who the next person to vote for Samey or Amy would be.
Duncan: Did any of those people who went around the Island even show up yet? It's like 9:30 already and I'm tired as fuck
Sandy: That's not that late. Pimps usually start their hussle around that time.
Duncan: HAHA yeah, maybe this is one of those sleep deprived challenges in disguise.
Dawn: But considering you haven't slept in two days, it would be wise to catnap at this point Duncan.
Duncan: Wow, shes good, how'd you know
Dawn: As you know, I read auras. It's normal for someone at this point to be passed out by now.
Duncan: Oh, but I've gone longer then this before, Chris had us do a challenge where the person who went without sleep the longest would win the challenge. I almost won, but then I decided I had to go to the bathroom and ended up passed out on the toilet.
Sandy: HAHAHAHA, yeah I saw that one, you lasted almost 5 whole days without sleep.
Suddenly everyone heard commotion coming from behind the Luxury Cabin, It sounded like the people who went around the Island have finally showed up.
Sandy: Finally, the people who went around the Island are here it sounds like. I just hope it's not Jacques or Josee.
Dawn: I have a feeling it isn't either of them, but one of them will be here soon though
Suddenly it was revealed, Geoff, Brody, Chester, Junior, and Bridgette appeared from behind the Luxury Cabin, they had beaten the Ice Dancers
Geoff: Sup dude's, Sorry we took so long
Brody: Yeah, lets party guy
Chris: Well before we do that, lets announce the winners from around the Island
Before he could do that Josee showed up, causing many of the Campers to groan. She then threw a massive tantrum after realizing she really was in 43nd Place.
Josee: AAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH you all cheated
Sandy: Ummm you're the one who decided to go around the island, Bitch
Josee: Shut the fuck up, you're the one who's here illegally
Duncan: Are you fucking kidding me, get the fuck over yourself, you lost the Olympics, deal with it, sore loser.
Josee: I don't have to take insults from people who aren't winners.
Duncan: Ummm Me, Sandy, DJ, Dawn, and The Silent Guy were technically the first one here. According to your logic, we got the gold, and you got a participation trophy. You were also never really a winner; you're just a psycho.
Chris: ALRIGHT, ARE WE DONE. I have to announce the winners now. Campers, it looks like Geoff, Brody, Bridgette, Junior, Chester, and Josee went around the Island and are finally here which will now make it 13 Roadrunners, 11 Skylarks, 10 Thunderbirds, and 9 Rams. Those in the forest still should probably hurry up and the ones who took the scenic route along the Island. Your time to walk is getting slim, HAHA, I made a fat joke.
B just put his thumb down in response to that
Chris: So for the Six Campers, who should get the Luxury Cabin?
Josee: Obviously I should. A Cabin like this one is made for Olympic champions like me.
Chris: Ahem, I meant either Amy or Samey
Josee: Well since Amy is on my team, I might as well go for her
Chris: Wow that's two for Amy, see Amy, some people believe you should have the Cabin
Amy: Whatever
Chris: Geoff, who do you pick?
Geoff: I don't know, they look similar
Junior: If you guys don't mind, I'm going with Samey. She's a lot cooler then her sister and that revenge you did on your sister was totally worth it.
Sammy: Thanks Junior
Amy: Ugh, Why does the little brat get to vote, he's not even old enough to drive, let alone vote.
Junior: Ummm I've driven before, and besides, I've seen enough Pakiteaw Island to know that putting you in that Cabin is a terrible idea.
Geoff: You know what? I'll go with Samey also
Brody: Yeah, me too
Bridgette: Ditto
Chester: Wait, Why are we voting for the mole less twin?
Chester did have a point, he didn't understand why Samey was getting all the votes and Amy was barely getting any
Chris: Well Chester, Samey was the first one here, but the point was to go alone. I had to explain this to Sky also; so I'm not gonna repeat myself this time either.
Chester: Well, who'd she eventually choose?
Sky stood up and explained her decision to this guy
Sky: Well Chester, I chose Samey because she got here first, and Amy tried to throw paint balloons at her, but it ended up hitting Spud and Dillon by accident. Considering the fact that Chris never told us we had to go off on our own and the fact that I couldn't choose Duncan, Sandy, B, Dawn, and DJ. It made it clear that Samey was the winner in this challenge
Chester: Wow, that's a lot to digest, but I'll go with Samey also, Amy cheated
Chris: Which makes it 39 Samey and 2 Amy
Amy: Oh great, now she'll defenantly get the Cabin, thanks idiots
Josee: Oh shut up crybaby, you're lucky I voted for you at all
Amy was seething that she wasn't going to get the Cabin, but there was still three more people that could either vote for her or her inferior sister. MacArthur, Jo, and Eva had taken off after Lightning and Jaquan initially, but Eva got a leg cramp, making them postpone trying to go after those two idiots. After she recovered for a bit, the two then proceeded to go in the wrong direction where Lightning and Jaquan were. Luckily once they realized their mistake, they took off in the right direction.
MacArthur: I can't believe those two fucks beat us
Jo: I'm genuinely surprised right now
MacArthur: Yeah, even my partner Sanders made it to the Cabins. There's no way it is this hard to find them.
Eva: Well, we did backtrack quite a bit when I had that hamstring
Jo: Yeah, at least you were able to shake it off in no time.
MacArthur: If you used the Stair Machine more, you wouldn't be having them as much.
Eva: Yeah, but I'm still tired of going through this forest. We've been in here for over two hours with not a single Cabin in sight.
MacArthur: If I had one of my bloodhounds locate the Cabins, we'd be there before everybody.
Jo: You have dogs
MacArthur: No, the department has them for training purposes.
Eva: So then how do you know about them, when you don't even have them?
MacArthur: My mom use to take care of dogs before she had me. One time this guy named Pablo shows up at my Mom's work with these two bloodhounds and offered her $20,000 to take care of his dogs.
Eva: That is a lot of money to be taking care of dogs
Jo: Where do you even get that kind of cash?
MacArthur: Well let's just say that's not all my mom did for this guy.
Jo: For $20,000, I don't think all I would be doing is walking, feeding, and bathing the things.
MacArthur: Well no she did that, but the guy also wanted her to do the same thing as the dogs were doing.
Eva and Jo looked at each other. Obviously there was something up with this guy named Pablo. Who spends $20,000 on just taking care of dogs?
Eva: Wait, so her friend Pablo wanted to walk, feed, and bathe her too.
MacArthur: How do you think I'm here now genius?
Jo: So, Pablo's your father?
MacArthur: That's what my mom said, but he took off before he even found out she was pregnant. She did manage to find out who he really was though. Turns out the guys name was Pablo Escobar, some famous Colombian drug lord.
Eva: So is that why you became a cop, so that you wouldn't end up like that guy
MacArthur: Partly, but I didn't even know he was my dad until he was gunned down on TV and my mom saw it. That was the day I realized I'd rather protect people from guys like my actually father.
Jo: That's actually makes sense
MacArthur: Well it was also the day I swore off men too.
Eva: Huh? Why would you do that, I mean, yeah your father did a lot of corrupt and illegal things, but why does that constitute swearing men off as well.
MacArthur: Well, I never liked men anyway, never had feelings for them, but when I saw who my father really was for the first time, it made it official.
Jo: Wait, Does that mean you're a lesbian?
MacArthur: I couldn't have it any other way.
Jo: Yeah, I am too, although I just kind of thought people would know that already watching Revenge of the Island
Eva: You'd be surprised how blind people really are to that, Even that Brick guy seemed to have a crush on you.
Jo: Ahh, it was fun leading him on like that, but he is a fair competitor, ill give you that
MacArthur: That's the same type of thing me and Brody had, but I think he's taking well to the fact that I just told him shortly before the challenge.
Jo: Yeah, it seems like he would, although I think Brick sees me as just a friendly competitor
Eva: Can you imagine if he were like Sierra?
Jo: HAHAHAHA, I think I wouldn't be here if that were the case
MacArthur: HA, I've seen dozens of Looney Bins in my line of work; you have nothing to worry about.
Well for Eva, she had a lot to worry about. Here were two people that just said they were lesbians and it was making her really nervous. She was still a closeted lesbian and not as keen to share any details with others, especially the rest of the Campers. At least for her though, these people seemed trustworthy enough and were on the same team as her.
Eva: Wait so both of you are lesbians, right?
MacArthur: Well yeah, but I also kinda figured you were one too?
Eva: Umm. What makes you say that?
MacArthur: Well I don't know, but I kind of have a hunch. If your not that's totally cool though, maybe Brody can take you.
Eva: Well, it's complicated. Yes, I've never had a boyfriend because of my intimidating nature, and I've never really had any interest in guys, but I've also never really had any feelings toward anybody, even girls.
Jo: Really, Does that mean your one of those asexuals I keep hearing about on the Internet recently?
Eva: I guess so
MacArthur: Wow, I didn't even think it was a thing to not be attracted to anything.
Jo: You'd be surprised what you can find on Tumblr if you look hard enough, they even got goat-sexual on there
MacArthur: It is legal in Canada to fuck a goat
Jo: HAHAHAHA, True
Eva: I think I prefer humans though, that's just weird enough as it is.
MacArthur: Hey guys I think I see the Cabins, lets hussle
MacArthur was right she did see the Cabins, and the three started to run as fast as they could. Too bad they got their right before Chris announced that Heather and Taylor were also there now.
Chris: Seriously, Heather and Taylor just got here also
Jo: Shut the fuck up McLean, and announce us also
Chris: Campers, It looks like 5 Skylarks have just come across the Cabins. Heather, Taylor, MacArthur, Jo, and Eva will now make it 13 Roadrunners, 16 Skylarks, 10 Thunderbirds, and 9 Rams. Skylarks, you now have 5 more people that need to get here. I'd hate to be on that team right now.
But there was still business at hand. Would Amy actually pull a miracle and have 47 more people vote for her so that she could finally have that Luxury Cabin or will Samey finally get the peace and quiet she rightfully deserved. It would have to lay in the Hands of these 5 individuals.
Heather: While I would have totally strangled you to get the Cabins, I think I'll go with Amy
Taylor: Yeah, Totally
Chris: Wow, 4 people want Amy in that Luxury Cabin
What nobody knew though was that Heather and Taylor were only trying to get on Amy's good side so that she could join their alliance they were forming.
Chris: Who would you ladies like to have the Cabins?
Eva: I think nobody should have that Cabin unless Dawn, Duncan, DJ, Sandy, and That Big Guy have it first, since they technically won.
Jo: Yeah, when we competed on All-Stars, the whole team was allowed in the Luxury Cabin.
Chris: But I only put 1 bed in there
Eva: Yeah, well your gonna have 5 beds in there when it's all said and done
MacArthur: But if my ears are deceiving me, I think Samey got here before Amy, so it would be fair to put her in that Cabin.
Chris: So it's 40 Samey and 4 Amy, Eva and Jo, you guys are totally right. We should have defenantly put more beds in there, but we forgot. Looks like you guys have a choice to make.
Eva: *Heavy Sigh* Samey
Jo: Fuck it, Samey
Chris: And It looks like Samey will win the Cabin, when one more person shows up to confirm it.
Everyone at the Cabins: *Groans*
Sammy was excited, but she couldn't help but wonder why she was the one getting the Cabin when the five who got there first should have had it from the beginning. Sure it was nice to have something all to herself instead of having to share with Amy, but something about this just didn't seem right to her.
Sammy: Dillon, have you ever have this feeling that somebody else should have something instead of you
Dillon: Yeah, it's called being guilty for winning something you didn't exactly deserve.
Sammy: Well, maybe that Eva girl was right. It doesn't seem fair that I'm getting the Cabin and not any of the people that got here first.
Dillon: Well, I mean they did raise their hands for you though, but your right, they should at least get something, you know. Hey wait a second I got an Idea; I'll talk to them about trying to share the Cabin.
Sammy: Umm. Shouldn't I go talk to them?
Dillon: I would let you talk to them, but Amy's staring at you. If you go and talk to them, she'll suspect something's up.
Sammy: Oh, you're right, ok ill go over there
Dillon: That's the Idea HEHE; Ill let you know what happens
As Dillon goes and prepares the five actual winners, back around the Island, Topher and Blaineley were coming up with a plan of their own.
Topher: I can't wait to finally get my revenge on Chris for what he did to me last season.
Blaineley: Yeah, he really is a pathetic excuse of a human. I was suppose to host World Tour, not compete on it.
Topher: And I was suppose to take over as host
Blaineley: I guess that makes both us, but what was your motivation in trying to be like Chris?
Topher: Well, I always wanted to be a game show host when I was little. Then when Total Drama came out, it seemed I knew my purpose in life, but after actually competing on this show, I started having second thoughts.
Blaineley: Seriously kid, you have what it takes; just don't go after Chris for it.
Topher: Well I realize that now, but I'm still competing on this show with no way out.
Blaineley: Well 22 Million Dollars is quite a lot of money, I don't even know how he would go about trying to get that kind of prize money. You know now that I think about it, maybe this is truly the last Total Drama Chris will ever do.
Topher: Maybe the producers are realizing how much of a nutcase he actually is.
Blaineley: Wow, are you wet behind the ears. They know getting rid of Chris would be a bad idea, so they're just going to cancel the show altogether.
Topher: What made you come up with that Idea?
Blaineley: Oh, I just have this feeling he won't be lasting long after this is all over. I saw the last season of Total Drama and I like you kid. You may not be Chris, but you sure have the attitude to be the host of something.
Topher: Thanks Blaineley
Blaineley: Don't thank me; lets just hurry to the Cabins.
And they start running for the Cabins, what they'll talk about on the way to the Cabins would be anybody's guess. Too bad for them that Ryan, Stephanie, and Leshawna have just arrived.
Chris: Thanks to Ryan, Stephanie, and Leshawna, the count is now 14 Roadrunners, 16 Skylarks, 12 Thunderbirds, and 9 Rams. And they now have to choose between Samey and Amy
Ryan: Well, I'm picking Samey since she's on my team
Chris: You know what that means; there is absolutely no point in voting anymore, because Samey finally won the Luxury Cabin.
Amy: Are you fucking kidding me, you all suck, my sister is nothing but weak compared to me. I had the audacity to go alone in this challenge and it was totally my idea.
Scott: Was it your idea to fall in my hole and have me pull you up too.
Amy: AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH, Seriously, you have got to be the most ridiculous person I've ever met in my life.
Scott: And you have got to be the most cunning and ruthless women I've ever laid eyes on, so tell me, what other tricks do you know.
Amy: Ugh, don't you know when to quit you goddam skeaze
Jaquan: HAHA, Nigga, I have no idea what that mean, but you got it.
Scott and Amy look at each other. Was this guy really this dumb?
Scott and Amy: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Scott: Do you not know what a Skeaze is, I thought you had all the hood lingo down pat
Jaquan: Yo, you came to my hood saying that shit, both ya'll asses would've got beat.
Amy: Eeww, and why would I want to go to some trash filled ghetto filled with people like Stephanie and Leshawna running around
Stephanie: Oh, no she didn't
Leshawna: Girl, let me handle this
Scott: See, you just had to bring a BET Sitcom into this, didn't you
Leshawna: Who the fuck still watches those, not only are ya'll disrespectful as fuck, but you both highly ignorant as well, now I really can't wait to eliminate the both of you.
Scott: Wow, I'm moved by your Black Lives Matter protest, makes me want to totally grab all of my imaginary college friends and start blocking major freeways.
Amy: Oh my god, who does that?
Jaquan: My cousin was in that one in Missouri. He managed to steal a bike straight out the store, and ain't nobody say shit. Still got the thing too.
Leshawna and Stephanie look at each other. Their team was compromised of some of the dumbest and most ignorant members Leshawna had ever come across, but it left both girls with an easy feeling that they wouldn't be around long.
Leshawna: Now I really hope you fools don't last long
Scott: I'll be looking forward to it.
Meanwhile on another side of the Cabins, Dillon gathers Duncan and Dawn. He would have bought everybody who actually did come in first but not only did he not want Amy to notice anything about his plan, but he didn't want Chris suspecting that all the first place members were off in the woods planning to take over the Cabin.
Duncan: So what you're saying is that Samey thinks that all 5 of us deserve the Cabin, but why'd she get you to tell us?
Dillon: Because if she lead you in the forest, it would have been obvious to Amy, so I volunteered to go in her place. Plus, I didn't want Chris finding out either, so I only bought both of you instead of everyone else.
Dawn: But Sammy deserves that Cabin. This is the escape from her sister that she needed.
Dillon: And the cool thing is she don't mind sharing it with you guys, you think Amy would've done that
Duncan: Probably not, shes a bitch and a half who's fake as fuck
Dawn: And it all stems from them being identical twins, your twin brothers barely fight
Dillon: Yeah, wait, how do you know I have twin brothers?
Dawn: It's in your aura, along with your crush on Sammy and The tragic death of your Mother shaping who you are today.
Dillon: Oh my god, don't tell me everyone on the Island knows any of this shit, I mean this guy knows already.
Dawn: No Dillon, no one knows except me and Duncan.
Dillon: *sigh* I'm sorry I blew up a little there, I guess you guys know my Mom died giving birth to my little sister when I was 9.
Duncan: Damn dude, I'm sorry
Dillon: Oh nah dude you good, it gets easier with time
Dawn: But at least your sister survived, and you shouldn't let that effect you life either. You're a good person Dillon and I think Sammy will appreciate it.
Dillon: Yeah, but I mean, I'm short, have long hair, and play in a Metal band. Cheerleaders don't usually go for that.
Duncan: I know that all too well, that's like if I went out with Lindsay, oh wait, I did.
Dawn: But I also know that you have a crush on Sandy, I must warn you that she is extremely fragile Duncan.
Duncan: Ok, I promise not to drop her
Dillon: I mean you could probably lift her right
But Chris announced more Campers that came in rapid succession
Chris: Campers it looks like Mary, Ellody, Jay, Mickey, Dave, Ezekiel, Harold, Sierra, and Cody have all made it to the Cabins within a two minute stretch of time as pointed out by Chef on the radar. That makes it now 17 Roadrunners, 18 Skylarks, 13 Thunderbirds, and 12 Rams.
Duncan: Fuck, how did they get there that fast
Dillon: I don't know dude, but you guys know what the basic plan is right
Duncan: Yeah we'll wait an hour after it's all over to bring our cots over to the Luxury Cabin
Dawn: And I know Sammy won't mind either?
Dillon: I had a feeling she wouldn't, be nice to have company to keep off Amy right.
As the three walk back to their respective teams, Dillon tells Samey the good news.
Sammy: So did they agree?
Dillon: Yep, and they invited you to join them, so your getting that Cabin no matter what. They also promised to keep a good eye on Amy if she tries anything funny.
Sammy: Really, they shouldn't have, they're the ones that deserve it more than me.
Dillon: Sam, don't let Amy have a foothold on your head. I know it ain't easy to enjoy things you don't deserve, but look at all those people who prefer you over Amy.
Sammy: Wow, you're right, are you going to tell Chris
Dillon: Fuck No, The plan is for him to think you're the winner, and then an hour after he's gone the five winners will come in through the front door. Just keep it unlocked and dark as hell in between when you enter the Cabin and when you know the coast is clear.
Sammy: HAHA, that's pretty sneaky, but ok, lets just hope one of them isn't Amy.
Dillon: That would be an unexpected surprise besides Chris dressed as Wolverine
Sammy: HAHAHAHA, that would be unexpected
But what wasn't unexpected was that the teams who went around the Island may be gaining on the Campers still in the forest trying to find the Cabins. Noah, Emma, Kitty, Rodney, Devin, Carrie, Owen, and Izzy were still in the forest. They had missed the general direction of where the camp was and were now wondering whether or not they would even come in last.
Izzy: Guys, I'm sorry I got us lost again
Emma: Oh no, its fine, but I'm Volunteering that Owen comes in last if Justin gets there before us
Owen: Oh come on *cough*
Emma: Well, it doesn't look like you're getting any better after eating that fruit.
Noah: Yeah, we don't want anybody turning into a cherry on our watch
Owen: But all I need *cough* is a drink of *cough* water
Rodney: Wait; did he eat a Manchineel Fruit?
Carrie: What's a Manchineel Fruit?
Rodney: Oh, it's this fruit that grows on this island that might kill you. Amy ate one of those too, but she was eliminated before I could see if she felt better or not.
Kitty: Well she's still here so I guess that's hope
Noah: See that Owen, you're not gonna die after all
Owen: What a *cough* relief
Devin: Hey look I see something up ahead
Carrie: Please tell me that's the Cabins
It actually wasn't the Cabins Devin was seeing. The Eight Campers were actually the first to stumble upon the brand new Dining Hall. It was located quite a distance behind the Skylark and Thunderbird Cabins. The reason nobody that was at the Cabins had seen the dining hall yet was because it was still quite dark out and nobody had thought to look that way for it.
Noah: If that is where were sleeping, Chris has really outdone himself
Emma: Are you serious, that things way too big to be a Cabin
Kitty: Lets check it out!
And so the Eight Campers went inside the big building. Once they found a light switch and turned it on however, they realized their mistake, but the dinning hall was surprisingly nice inside, too bad the Campers already at the Cabin noticed when the light switched on.
Scott: Is that the Dining Hall?
Chris: Did I forget to mention the Dining Hall too, whoops, yes campers that is the Dining Hall. I was going to wait until everybody got here, but now I have no choice. Chef, how many people are in there?
Chef: About 8
Scarlett: How does Chef know there's 8 people in there?
Chris: Radar Tracking, Chef heat scanned each of you after we took off in the helicopter.
Brick: Well, it does make sense to use it when you are lost in the woods, but it's still an invasion of privacy.
Chris: Well no, we just needed it for the challenge; it would have been better to do this than have 88 drones flying around, and we knew it was a privacy concern, but we already have dozens of hidden cameras, why should we have more HEHE.
Chef: Well we only got 20 people left; I'll go look who in the Dining Hall
Chef then left his post and is now on his way to the dinning hall. Meanwhile the eight take a good look at the Dining Hall, too bad Owen went into the kitchen for some water.
Noah: For Christ sakes, the minute we turn on the light and he's off to the races
Emma: Owen, save the water for everyone else will you
Owen: Aaahhh, much better
Izzy: Yay, at least your not as red anymore.
Chef: WHAT ARE YA'LL DOING IN MY KITCHEN, GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE AND GET TO THE CABINS FOOLS
Izzy: Oh, hi Chef, are we close to the Cabins?
Chef: Closer then you think
The eight then look out the window to see that indeed they were very close to the Cabins
Kitty: Ummm. Yeah probably a good idea to head to the Cabins, thanks Chef
And so the Eight ran to the Cabins, little did they know Katie and Sadie also showed up at the same time.
Chris: It looks like Katie and Sadie have allowed the Skylarks to now have 20 Members of their team show up. It looks like it's now Devin and Blaineley who will be the last Skylark to show up
Just then the Eight Campers show up
Chris: This is what was hiding in the Dining Hall, Really.
Noah: No, we were just waiting for the other Campers to show up in order to surprise you.
Emma: HAHAHAHA
Chris Angrily glares at Noah, He just announced Katie and Sadie being here, and now these 8 show up, including Devin.
Chris: *Heavy sigh* Sorry to just interrupt again, but 8 more campers just arrived also, and it looks like someone on the Skylarks will be going home as soon as they get here because with the arrival of Devin, we now have 21 Skylarks all here. He also showed up with Carrie, Noah, Emma, Kitty, Rodney, Owen, and Izzy. Now the Skylarks may have everyone now, but the Roadrunners look like they're going to be next with 20 Roadrunners now here, as for the rest of the teams there are still 17 Thunderbirds and 12 Rams.
The Skylarks were happy that they were finally over who would be on their team, especially Geoff.
Geoff: Dude, Blaineley didn't show up yet…..FUCK YES
Brody: Oh, wasn't she that girl who fucking tried to embarrass the fuck out of you and Bridgette
Geoff: Yeah, she's evil bro; don't even know why she was picked to be on our team.
Bridgette: And now she won't be getting in the way of us or try to ship me off to another Antarctica.
Chester: You went to Antarctica?
Bridgette: HAHA, No, Blaineley did shipped me off to Siberia though.
Geoff: That girl is just like the Ice Dancers, Cold and Ruthless
Chester: Wow, and I kinda had a crush on that girl
Brody: Seriously
Chester: Yeah, but then I saw all those aftermath episodes late at night and I realize it wouldn't work, she just look too much like my cousin Jenny
Bridgette: Whoa, you have a cousin that looks like Blaineley
Chester: Well, the only main difference is that she 19, wears skimpier outfits, and lives in Arkansas.
Junior: Aww Man, I was hoping she was my age
Chester: Well, I do have my cousins Elle and Myra that might be around your age.
Junior: How many cousins do you have even?
Chester: About 35
Brody: Yo Geoff, we should totally crash this dude's family reunion
Geoff: HAHAHA, yeah right
Chester: Oh yeah, we have one every summer, always fun, although the last one we had my Uncle Remus got so drunk he mistook My Aunt Tillie for My Aunt Millie
Bridgette: How could he get it so wrong?
Chester: Well they're Identical Twins. Unlike those two blonde girls over there, my Twins aunts you can't even tell apart If you dress them different
Brody: Damn dude, we're defenantly going now guy
Geoff: Yeah, send us an invite
Chester: If you come out to Georgia, I'm sure Mee-Maw wouldn't mind seeing a few extra party crashers. Theres usually hundreds of people there anyway, and shes kinda old, so she won't know your not family.
Geoff: Sweet
It might have been good times around the Cabins now that Geoff didn't have to deal with Blaineley for almost three months, but Courtney was not happy with the fact that now she had to compete with Justin to get the last bed in the Cabin. With the exception of Mario, she had abandoned everyone still behind her and is now focused solely on not coming in last.
Courtney: Great, just great, I might be sent home
Mario: But I haven't seen Justin around since I past him staring at his reflection almost two hour ago.
Courtney: Well he can't still be there since they already called most of the other Roadrunners already and he's the only one I still have to beat.
Mario: And I would hate to see you go so soon, you have a fierce history in this competition, and to throw it away now would be pointless.
Courtney: Exactly, you know I don't even know why I stayed behind when usually, I'd be ahead of everyone, or at least try to be ahead of everyone.
Mario: Distractions are so easy to get lost in, aren't they?
Courtney: Well, you seem distracted by me, that's for sure.
Mario: And maybe that's why I'm so far behind also
Courtney: Because you'd rather be helping me get ahead then your own teammates.
Mario: Because to lose someone that is a staple of the total drama franchise over that tanning buffoon is ridiculous.
Courtney: You should see the fandom that's still generating from when I was with Duncan.
Mario: Was being in a relationship with him really just for ratings or did it actually happen?
Courtney: Both, yes the feelings were mutual at first, but then once I started seeing him for who he really was I completely lost interest, but the thing was that the writers didn't believe we broke up and wrote a lot of plot points to keep the relationship going for the fans.
Mario: I guess that is to be expected in a reality show where people are at the mercy of the writers, and to think they would even have writers on this show
Courtney: I will admit, a lot of this could be scripted like most reality shows, but Chris is way too unpredictable and rebellious to even think about having writers unless it adds something to the drama.
Mario: So for the most part, it's only slightly scripted
But Courtney saw something in the distance that looked like a silhouette of Justin running as fast as he could.
Courtney: Oh god look behind you is that Justin?
Mario: Unfortunately it looks like it, we better hurry, I hate to see that guy win
Courtney: Right
As it turned out, Justin had stared at his reflection for a good hour. Once Chris had announced Duncan, Sandy, DJ, Dawn, and B as the first ones to get to the Cabins, he immediately bolted down the Island as fast as he could and now he seemed to have caught up, even though he was still a good distance behind Courtney and Mario.
Mario: Do you see the Cabins at least?
Courtney: No, but I do see the back of a house
Mario: Isn't that the Luxury Cabin those two twins were bickering about?
Courtney: It could be Chris's Cabin for all I know
Mario: Well we have to find out, I would hate to not know?
Meanwhile back at the Cabins, the remaining Roadrunners were wondering who would emerge victorious and would compete with them for the rest of the three months
Lindsay: All I know is that I really don't want Caitlyn competing with us
Sky: But there is nobody named Caitlyn on our team
Zoey: I think she means Courtney, but I've never met Justin before, I wonder what he's like.
Trent: Yeah, he's not a bad guy, just extremely obsessed with his looks
Jay: Is that why I saw him just staring into the ocean, not moving a muscle when I past him before
Trent: Probably
Jay: But that was also two hours ago, who knows how far away he is now
Jasmine: Well whoever it is, lets just hope they add something to our team.
Ezekiel: And help me win the Money, Eh
Trent: Goddammit Ezekiel, back at it again with that money, sometimes you just gotta put substance over surface man
Ezekiel: Oh yeah, I forgot
But what everyone could not forget was the commotion going on behind the Luxury Cabin.
Lily: What was that?
Sky: Sounds way too far to dissect right now, but I hear arguing
That was indeed what was going on. Justin had actually managed to get to the hill just as Courtney and Mario were about to climb it. It was quite an impossible task for someone who was way far behind, but now that it was just him and Courtney, he had no plans of going home.
Courtney: Eat this, Justin
Courtney had kicked small rocks from above, but it barely made a dent on Justin's face. Now he was more determined to get even. He then threw tiny rocks at her only to have Mario furious
Mario: Are you serious, how could you treat women like that. I knew you were ruthless, but that's cold
Justin: I get it, you have a little crush on her, that's cool, but I had her first.
Mario: What are you talking about; your charm wore off faster then my I-watch updates
Justin: And your character is wearing off faster then Princess Peach running a Marathon.
Mario: You Fake Hawaiian
But Justin was way too focused to give a damn about what Mario was saying. He was going to win a spot for that 22 Million Dollars if it killed him, but too bad for him because Courtney was nearing the top of the hill
Courtney: Too bad, looks like I'm winning
Justin started to pick up the pace though and managed to catch up to them. It was impossible to try because of all the rock-throwing going on between the three of them but they all got to the top of the hill and are now neck in neck to reach the Cabins. The weird thing about all this was that it wasn't Mario's battle to get involved in either.
Justin: Why are you even helping her, your not on the same team.
Mario: I am only helping her out of honor
Justin: HAHA, you like her don't you?
Mario: What makes you say this?
Meanwhile behind the Cabin the Campers are hearing every word.
Amy: Go Justin
Gwen: Seriously fuck Justin; I still want to repair my relationship with Courtney
Amy: Oh Boo Hoo, your lesbian lover isn't here yet, go cry about it over there you fake-ass Goth wannabe
Gwen: I'm fake, seriously little girl your not even close to Heather evil, so stop trying.
But Amy didn't have time to react as Courtney and Mario show up followed by Justin, who was disappointed that he was probably going to be the one going home.
Chris: And it looks like Courtney, Mario, and Justin have arrived at the Cabins, but unfortunately I gotta send either Courtney or Justin home from the Roadrunners because there are now 22 of them here now, and with the arrival of Mario the Rams now have 13 people, seriously where are you guys.
Courtney: But I got here before Justin
Justin: And she cheated by throwing rocks at me
Chris: Ok I got an Idea, Courtney, Justin, What is the Capital of Zimbabwe?
Justin: Oh come on, is that your way of dealing with who stays?
Courtney: I don't know, Omigooke
Mario: It's Harare
Chris: Mario is right, but you're not a part of this, you interrupt an answer again, you'll be the one eliminated.
Mario: You don't have to tell me twice.
Chris: Alright another question, where was the Battle of Dunkirk located?
Justin: Ummm, Arkansas
Courtney: France
Chris: Courtney is correct, she gets to say, and as for you Justin, sorry dude, but this is your swan song along with Blaineley and two other people.
Justin: And I never had the chance to redeem myself
Chris: There's always next time
Scarlett: So whats your method of elimination this time?
Chris: Well Scarlett, we would have to wait for the rest of the Campers to get here.
Scarlett: Fair Enough
And so Justin was going to be the one going home for the Roadrunners and Blaineley was going home for the Skylarks. The other two teams still had members in either the forest or around the Island who it could be was anyone's guess.
For the last of the Campers on either team it wasn't going to be an easy choice. Max was still alone in the forest, Staci was still in the forest, and so were Sugar, Leonard, Tammy, Laurie, and Miles.
Sugar: If we come in last place, I volunteer that ugly fucking chatterbox Staci
Tammy: Yeah, everyone knows that Viking Hats came from Nordic tradition, not from your Great, Great, Great, Great Aunt Phyllis
Miles: I don't know, I find her relatives interesting, I would love to learn more about them
Laurie: Yeah, don't you know how much history she could be uncovering
Sugar: Well y'all fucking crazy, the only history I need is whatever happens on the history channel
Tammy: You mean where ancient artifacts are sold and conspiracies run rampant
Sugar: Well I figure they would have something on George Washington
Tammy: They usually have reality shows on there now, but they have this new show on called Vikings that I don't find very accurate to Viking culture.
Laurie: I always wanted to visit Norway and learn more about Viking Culture
Miles: I wonder why that wasn't a stop in the race, but then again they were savages weren't they, raping and pillaging any village with chaos. I'm glad we've grown up from such barbaric times.
Tammy: They were only doing what they could to survive
Sugar: I bet if the Villagers had the wizard by their side, his force field could protect all of Norwall
Leonard: Well, I've never tried a protection spell, but it could come in handy when dealing with evil pillagers
Sugar: That's the spirit, but wait a minute, don't you have any spells for getting us to the Cabins faster
Leonard: Certainly, for I am Naruto, the Ultimate Shinobi Warrior, follow my spell
Leonard then puts both his arms out and runs as fast as he can, the rest then follow his example. Meanwhile behind the Luxury Cabin, Anne-Maria, Esmeralda, and Jen are perplexed about having to climb a rocky hill.
Anne-Maria: Ok, who's idea was it to have us climb a rocky hill and possibly stain or worse, rip our clothes
Jen: I hear ripped clothing is in this time of year
Tom: You won't be seeing them too much on the runway though, remember that one guy who went down the runway in an All Velcro Suit thinking that would be popular.
Esmeralda: Reminds me of that movie Bruno when he goes down the runway in an all Velcro suit
Tom: I was an Intern at that time, but that suit really did cause a disturbance in Milan for a while
Anne-Maria: Too bad there ain't no Velcro on this hill, these rocks are slippery as fuck!
Esmeralda: And I just got a pedicure before going on the show
Jen: That's usually not a good idea, how are your feet
Esmeralda: Luckily I'm wearing really good boots
Jen: Those are actually really nice
Esmeralda: Thank you, and the clothes your wearing are also really nice, it must come with the perks of being a Fashion Blogger
Jen: Well, to be honest with you, we buy most of the stuff we review and I didn't even make this sweater, my grandmother did.
Tom: Wait, I thought you bought that sweater in Paris
Jen: No Tom, I bought something similar too it when I was in Paris
Tom: Oh, my bad
Thankfully enough they reached the top of the hill and started strutting from behind the Luxury Cabin to where Chris was, too bad not a second later Leonard gets to the Cabins still doing his Shinobi Warrior Spell with Sugar, Tammy, Miles, and Laurie doing the same thing.
Sugar: Your spell worked wizard, we're at the Cabins
Chet: Spell, more like you stole it from Naruto
Lorenzo and Chet: BAHAHAHA
Harold: Actually, Ninja's run very differently in that they focus more on aerodynamics and balance, whereas actual runners focus on agility
Jaquan: Whateva Napoleon Dynamite, that nigga like Jesse Owens when he do that shit
Lightning: Yeah, with that technique he went Sha-zoom
Jaquan: Yo I bet if we do that shit, Usain Bolt would have nothing on us nigga
Everyone laughed their Asses off at that, but they were wasting enough time as it is making fun of Leonard's supposed new spell. It was time to announce the Campers who were here now.
Chris: Ok here's how it's looking now, with the arrival of Sugar, Tammy, Anne-Maria, Esmeralda, Jen, and Tom. The Rams now have 19 people on their team, which means we still have Alejandro, Jacques, and Staci that need to get here. As for the Thunderbirds it's a battle between Max and Topher for the final spot in the Cabin, and Blaineley, well lets just say I'm glad you lost HAHA.
For Alejandro and Jacques, it was hard to maneuver the island with two badly sprained ankles.
Jacques: Josee would kill me if I came in last place, but at least Staci decided to take a Scenic Route into the forest
Alejandro: Yes, there is no way we can lose with that Chatterbox out of the way
Jacques: But going up those hills will be a problem for us, we are sure to slip on those rocks if we are not careful.
Alejandro: Why don't we just get Blaineley and Topher to help us?
As it turned out Blaineley and Topher overheard the conversation between the two men and rushed over
Blaineley: Well since I'm eliminated, I guess I'll help
Topher: Yeah, I don't know how you guys got so far in the race with those ankles
Blaineley: They look pretty bad though, hopefully the next challenge isn't too physically demanding, it's not like I care anyway, I'm not competing. Jacques where is Josee, did you guys have a big blowup or something.
Jacques: I do not wish to talk about it
Blaineley: So Alejandro, I heard you and heather are doing quite well
Alejandro: Yes, better that ever
Topher: You know Blaineley; maybe you should wait till after this is over to interview everyone.
Blaineley: I could do that, but it's better to start earlier so you can get everything on the contestants you need, although I don't get that one girl that came in a taxi.
Topher: Who, Sandy?
Blaineley: There is just something about her I just don't get. How can she pull of having facial scars? Where did they come from even?
Topher: Who knows? All I know is I couldn't possibly live with myself if I had something like that on my face.
Blaineley: Well there was that long one on her arm also
Jacques: Will you two shut the hell up and help us up this hill
Blaineley and Topher: Right
As Blaineley and Topher help Alejandro and Jacques up the hill, the rest of the Campers are waiting eagerly for who the last members of the teams will be.
Mario: Definitely Staci
Courtney: I Concur
Sandy really hopes that Jacques will go home
Sandy: You think Josee can survive without her partner
Duncan: Watching a grown woman throw a temper tantrum is a huge turn-on, not.
Sandy: You are corny HAHA
Scarlett is smiling menacingly as her plan might come into action
Scarlett: HAHA part 1 of my plan is coming together nicely
Scott: What plan, to have your cute sidekick eliminated so you can dominate the island once again, good luck with that Pepper-Ann
Scarlett: Ugh Imbecile
Then the results finally come in as Blaineley, Topher, Alejandro, and Jacques slowly walk toward the Cabins. Too bad for them because a moose is chasing Max toward the Cabins.
Max: Ahhhhh, get back you blasted mammal, for evil does not usurp to your ultimate power.
Chris: Wow, what a close race, but I gotta say
Topher: Wait I have something to say before you announce the winner of the Thunderbird Cabins
Chris: What so you can steal my spotlight AGAIN
Topher: No I just want to say that Max can have the cabin because I fucking quit
Everyone: *Gasp*
Blaineley: That's right Chris; Topher is with me now, as my new understudy
Chris: What, that's not how it works, It's in his contract to be here
Blaineley: My lawyers can argue that, besides you are getting a little old to host this show anyway, don't you think.
Chris: *Gasp* Age is nothing but a number
Blaineley: Tell that to Lindsay, according to an insider you took her to your house.
Lindsay: *Gasp* That was Paula
Chris: AHAHAHAHA, yeah, what she said
Topher: Chris, I knew you would be finished with this show eventually with how much money your giving away.
Blaineley: And how are the executive producers aware of how much money you're willing to give away.
Chris: Oh, I'm sure they have connections
Topher: Whatever Chris, once I leave this show and become popular, you're gonna be begging me for a job.
Chris: But you're forgetting something, we've been renewed for another four seasons.
But too bad Staci finally showed up looking exhausted
Chris: You know what, go ahead Topher, quit, Max is officially the 21st Camper to show up, I guess
Scarlett: Godfuckingdammit
Chris: Now Staci, you are the final camper to show up to the cabins
Staci: Awww, But I was doing so good
Chris: Sure you were, and now that everyone's here, I guess I should show the 4 Losers how they're going to be eliminated this season. Unfortunately, it's not going to be as funny or as extreme as the rest of the seasons for legal reasons or AKA Courtney.
Courtney: Well we wouldn't be having these problems if you just followed what the executive producers wanted
Chris: Do I need to be reminded of more lawsuits? Anyway Campers follow me behind the Luxury Cabin.
With that, the rest of the Campers followed Chris behind the Luxury Cabin in anticipation of what the elimination ceremony this season would become.
A little behind the Luxury Cabin was a Dock that was 20 feet to the left of the shore. Behind that was where the Campers were seated in logs similar to the ones found on Wawanakwa. This was going to be the new elimination ceremony location and for Justin, Blaineley, Topher, and Staci, they would never get to experience everything the Island has to offer as in the far distance there is a boat heading toward the docks
Chris: Campers, this is where the elimination ceremonies will take place.
Gwen: Yippee
Zoey: HAHA
Chris: Campers it looks like you have all made it out of the other side of the forest alive, but theres barely any injuries aside from Alejandro, Jacques, and Tyler's bad ankle injuries and Owen Whooping Cough
Owen: HAHAHA *cough*
Chris: Well you can thank the EPA for that, they did a lot to enhance the Island and make it more natural. So anything that was here last time like Mechanical Robots and Alligators, we had to replace with real ones.
Courtney: Didn't you mention this before the challenge started?
Chris: Well, I didn't mention that they had to all be in their own habitat within the Island, which is probably why you guys didn't see a lot of them.
Ella: Oh, but we saw some animals on our path
Chris: It was probably Deer, the Moose were located wherever Max went and I'm surprised nobody found any Bears yet
Dawn: Because you thought it would be funny to hide them in a cave
Chris just stares at Dawn, he thought the Bears needed the Hibernation, which is why he put them there
Chris: Isn't that what Bears do, they hibernate until winter
Scarlett: No, you've got that totally backwards
But then Chris realized he was getting ahead of himself and decided to talk about how the eliminated contestants were going to go out this season.
Suddenly a horn honked toward the dock and out step a short man with a yellow raincoat and hat. He had orange hair and a beard.
Chris: Ladies and Gentlemen, you all remember my cousin Jerd from World Tour.
Noah: Oh great him again, what does he want
Jerd: Ahh, smartieladeh, heacomminwitme
Chris: No Jerd, these are your helpers Justin, Blaineley, Topher, and Staci
Heather: Wait, so when we get eliminated we go with your cousin
Chris: Yep, I had to figure out a humane way of getting the losers off this Island, Too many lawsuits from those fun safety commissioners to warrant me to use any catapults or toilets this season. You can thank Courtney for most of it.
Everyone stares at Courtney
Courtney: Oh please, I'm surprised you still have the money to continue with how many times you've been sued.
Chris: It's a good thing my mom knows all the judges, but enough about me, Jerd what are the Losers this season gonna do for you
Jerd: Ahh, Youal helpinmaisland witclamseh gotaplentae
Mario: What is this guy even saying?
Chris: Each time we get a loser, you're getting something different every time. This time, my cousin Jerd wants these four over here to help him shuck clams and general maintenance of his domain until the shows over.
Lindsay: But what happened to the Luxury Resort
Chris: Did you see one Lindsay?
Lindsay: *sigh* No
Gwen: Wait what do you mean it's different every time?
Chris: Well Jerd came all the way here from Newfoundland on his boat, it'll take him three days to get back to his home, which means whenever I eliminate somebody, it has to be a different guy picking you up.
Justin: Wait; we have to travel for three days, on a boat, with a guy who barely speaks English
Jerd angrily stared at him
Justin: I'm sure they'll be plenty to learn along the way HEHE
Jerd: Ah datderedinkwitderedipstic
Staci: Wow, my great great uncle
Chris: Shut the fuck up Staci, I'm sure Jerd would love to hear your amazingly beautiful stories on his boat, now the four of you get off this fucking Island.
With that the four board Jerds boat, which from the outside looked horrible, and it was probably worse on the inside.
Chris: Jerd, make sure these Campers do a really good job on you're Cabin
Jerd: Ah yerknoit HAHAAAAAAAAHA
Jerd then walks to his boat with a menacing smile on his face; these campers were going to be fun to torture. Soon after the boat leaves the dock, Chris has more announcements, but some campers are still confused about the fact that they'll be different people picking them up.
Scarlett: Wait, so after each challenge we get some random person to pick us up, what if we get kidnapped.
Chris: Well, I couldn't launch you out of a canon could I, I had to make the elimination ceremonies somewhat unpredictable, and besides, I know these people, they couldn't do that to innocent Campers.
Everyone looked at each other, wondering who the next person picking up the eliminated contestant could be. Too bad Chris had to continue with the announcements.
Chris: Now, you're probably wondering where the confessionals are and why you haven't used them yet. When the EPA was doing deconstruction on the Island, they used some of the wood from the old confessionals for the Luxury Cabin.
Beth: Does that mean there are no confessionals?
Chris: No Beth, I did manage to save four of them, one for each team, they're all scattered behind your Cabins
It was still pretty dark out so most of the campers were still unaware of where things were around here, including the bathrooms.
Chris: Oh and if your wondering the bathrooms are right next to the Luxury Cabin, Speaking of which, Today's winner unfortunately is Samey
Dillon smiled at this, but he also hoped that where Chris slept, wasn't where Samey slept also. It was a good thing Duncan managed to speak up.
Duncan: So Chris, where will you be sleeping tonight?
Chris: Why, are you gonna try to blow my house up again, somewhere on the other side of the Island that I am not telling any of you HEHE.
This made Duncan and Dillon smile at each other, that Cabin was now defenantly going to be reserved for both Sammy and the five other people that were there first.
Chris: Now the Luxury Cabin is usually reserved for the Camper that comes in first in the challenges, but this is an interesting dilemma. Maybe next time Amy you won't be such a bad sister and will get the cabin soon enough.
Amy: Hopefully soon
Leshawna: Maybe If you weren't such a bitch to your sister and didn't cheat, you'd have that cabin easily
Amy: Ugh, whatever
Chris: So Campers, I'm getting kind of tired, it's been fun but we all need our rest
Owen: I'll say *cough*
Shawn: Umm, did you eat a Manchineel Fruit by any chance?
Owen: Yeah *cough*
Shawn: How long ago?
Owen: About a couple hours ago?
Amy: Oh please, I ate one too and I was fine the next day.
Shawn: Hey wait a minute you didn't cough after speaking this time; the coughing will slowly go away after that, you should be fine by tomorrow
Owen: Wow *cough* good to know
While Shawn and Owen were talking, Chris had gone to his waiting helicopter and had left, the other campers decided to do the same thing and get some sleep. Meanwhile Dillon and Duncan are still going over final preparations.
Dillon: It's a fucking good thing Chris is sleeping on the other side of the Island, did you seriously blow up his cabin, that's fucking sick.
Duncan: Yeah, too bad I went to jail for it.
Dillon: This dude has to have a shit ton of houses and he gets pissed about that one, I can't even afford an apartment let alone that, but that Luxury Cabin does look kind of nice
Duncan: Don't tempt me
Dillon and Duncan: BAHAHAHAHA
Duncan: Alright bro, I'm gonna wait in my cabin for the right moment
Dillon: Remember, wait till everyone asleep, we don't wanna get everyone excited, including Jaquan. I gotta talk to Sandy though; she has the hardest job of trying to maneuver Amy.
He then approaches Sandy
Sandy: Hey Dillon, I heard of your plan, but how am I going to get around Amy
Dillon: Unfortunately for you, you might need a bathroom break so I'm not gonna allow you to bring your cot to the Luxury Cabin. Hopefully the thing has a Couch.
Sandy: Yeah, it's probably for the best anyway, but I'll still wait till Amy's passed out.
Dillon: Hopefully she's a heavy sleeper
Sandy: HAHA later Dillon
Dillon: Alright
He then sees Sammy about to head to the Luxury Cabin
Dillon: Hey Sam, you know what to do right
Sammy was still really perplexed by all of this, after they got home from Pakiteaw Island nothing really changed. The dominant personality she exhibited during the shows run was only temporary, and Jasmine lived all the way in Australia, so there was no way she could be there during school where Sammy's life was still a living hell. The show had changed the both of them for the worse, and Amy blamed Sammy for all of it.
Sammy: Yeah, but Dillon, I just want to say thank you
Dillon: For what? It was Jasmines idea to have you in the Cabins instead of Amy I just helped.
Sammy: No not that, you're one of the few people that stood up to Amy besides Jasmine, I mean I did it during the show eventually, but it got so much worse afterward.
Dillon: Like How?
Sammy: After the show, I made sure I kept in contact with Jasmine by Skyping her from time to time, but that didn't stop the other kids at school from never talking to either of us. Pretty soon Amy lost most of her friends too, and blamed me for all of her problems. It got so bad we started being home-schooled because of all the attention it caused and I started to think that I'd never have anyone around for me again besides Jasmine.
Dillon: I think the reason you both got worse was because of all the unwavering attention reality TV brings. Amy wasn't use to the repercussions that it brought, so to make herself feel better, she took out most of her pent up aggression on you. I don't blame you at all Sam, you handled it better then her.
Sammy: Really
Dillon: Yeah, Anybody who has the same attitude as Amy has a horrible time with balancing whats in front of them, and besides, we are all still young and our brains are still developing. Maybe she can change, but for now, I don't like her. You, I've always liked you more ever since I saw that one episode with my sister, I saw your desire to escape the minute I laded eyes on you.
Sammy: But how could you tell, I mean, you only saw one episode?
Dillon: I can look at somebody in a minute and tell what they're really like, and Sam, you're perfect to me, even though I know you don't think you are and nobodies perfect anyway.
Sammy: HEHEHEHE, thanks Dillon
She then gives Dillon a kiss on the check
Sammy: That was for standing up for me today, I better get to the Luxury Cabin, I promise to keep it real dark inside HEHE
Dillon was still in space from the Kiss
Sammy: You know you're invited later right, you know, to protect me from Amy
Dillon: Oh yeah, for sure
And with that Sammy leaves for the Luxury Cabin leaving Dillon to wonder what weird circumstances have gotten him to this point. He really didn't want to be on this show, but now he had a reason to stay on and whatever lied ahead on the next day could not totally break his spirit. He then walks toward his cabin and proceeds to wonder what crazy challenge Chris will plan tomorrow.
Eliminated:
88-85: Justin, Blaineley, Topher, Staci
I'm not sure what to do with Chapter 3 yet, but I do know what the first challenge is and the order the contestants are in. It'll probably be shorter too because I didn't think Chapter 2 was going to be this long, and It took me over a month to write this because I'm so scatterbrained. I hope you guys enjoyed the story though and feel free to like it and save it LOL