Yo! I am VERY sorry for making you guys wait this long for an update. I have some stuff going on now that prevents me from updating as frequently as I would like. But now I am back with a new episode for you! I got the inspiration of this idea by thinking about what lenghts Black would go to attract the ladies. Even though he hates(?) women. We also get more of Green's scheming. Once again, thank you so much for reading this story and supporting it! I even got a bunch of suggestions that I will respond to at the end of this episode. With that out of the way, enjoy the episode!

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"Black may get more than he wished for when he fakes being Green's role model to attract the ladies." (Black and Green Bomber centric story, takes place before Super Bomberman R)

Episode #3

Big Brother Black

Planet Bomber...

The home of Black, who is vain and narcissistic to the point that it's a little embarrassing AND a member of the Bomberman Bros.

"Ugh... I should be going somewhere COOL right about now. But, instead, I have to walk YOU to the burger place because a certain Bomberman believes you spend too much of his money!" Black noted annoyingly.

He was taking a stroll to the burger place in town. Not that he wanted to go there. But ever since White caught on to Green's tricks, SOMEONE had to keep an eye on him. And Black was just unfortunate enough to be that someone. Meanwhile, Green was walking behind him. Green actually wanted to go to the burger place, to build up some body strength, but he was no longer allowed to go on his own.

Planet Bomber...

...is also the home of Green, who is so cute that everything he does makes the others want to hug and protect him, although, this apparent cuteness is not entirely genuine. He is also a member of the Bomberman Bros.

"But it's all for a good cause! I won't become stronger if I don't eat!" Green said.

"You get stronger by training, or by being as perfect as I am! NOT from filling your face with food..." Black retorted.

There was silence afterwards as the two Bombermen continued to journey to the burger place. A couple of minutes later and they eventually made it there. Black paid for some burgers and was about to head back to base with Green. Black spoke up...

"What a waste..."

"I agree, the burgers are nowhere near as good as they are usually!" Green replied.

"No, no, no. I mean that nothing has happened at ALL during this trip. I wish SOMETHING happened right about now..." Black wished.

As if the universe was listening in on the conversation, Black and Green were suddenly approached by one of the citizens of Planet Bomber. It was a girl.

"Um... excuse me?" The girl said shyly.

In response to hearing a girl who wasn't one of his sisters talk to him, Black's ENTIRE demeanour changed. Now he was quacking in his boots as if the whole planet had been shook. Black tried to form a coherent reply...

"Y-Y-Yes? D-Do you need s-s-something... M-Miss?"

"What are you two doing, today?" The girl asked nicely.

Fearing that Black would just freeze on the spot, Green spoke up for him.

"My big bro took me to get a burger to eat."

"Aww... that's so sweet! Your lucky to have such a kind brother! Does he do this often?" The girl questioned.

Green was getting ready to speak, but he was cut off by Black speaking in a very caring voice. It was somewhat unnerving.

"W-W-Whenever I can! You see... my dearest baby brother has very few friends. And he seems to think of me as a role model. But..."

"What is it?" The girl said wonderingly.

She was quite entranced by Black's cool attitude but heart-warming love for his brother. Black made a long pause to add emphasis to his next statement. Time seemed to slow down as he monologued.

"I'm worried that I won't be there for him. I'm all he has... I..."

Black started to tear up.

"I want to make him happy! Have the best life! WHAT SHOULD I DO!?"

Black faked having a breakdown. It was actually quite believable. He certainly felt embarrassed having to act outside of his cool personality, but the desired outcome was taking effect. The girl suddenly came up to him and hugged him reassuringly, patting him on the back.

"It's alright... you seem to be doing a great job so far! I know! I should give you my number so I can help you."

Green was completely dumbfounded by this turn of events. Not only was Black pretending to be his babysitter brother, not ONLY was Black trying to get a girl and succeeding with that plan, but, worst of all, Black was lying the entire time! That was GREEN's thing. NOT HIS! Black finished getting the girls number and waved her goodbye. Black was excited on the way home. He was practically radiating happiness. Wasn't that Yellow's thing? Once both of the Bombermen made it back to the base, Green let loose all of his anger out on Black.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? What was THAT all about!? I thought you HATED women!"

Black stepped back at this sudden outburst. He didn't expect Green to get so mad. Black scrambled for a reply.

"Well... I never said that I HATED women... and she was very cute... plus, I needed to maintain my cool persona. I thought you would understand...?"

"YOU THOUGHT WRONG! This is gonna' get out of hand and you KNOW it!" Green exclaimed.

Green went to take refuge back into his room. He was not going to let this go anytime soon. Black was getting ready to retire too. He had a long day today and was tired and exhausted. The base went silent as night fell over Planet Bomber.

The next day on Planet Bomber...

Black was getting ready to start the day until he heard a knock on the door and decided to investigate...

Black was groggily advancing to the door. Whoever was outside was knocking loudly. Black opened the door. Only to find the girl he was talking to yesterday. Black was caught COMPLETELY off guard by her appearance. The girl spoke.

"Hey! I decided that since your little brother doesn't have many friends, I would bring friends to him!"

Black casually looked behind the girl and saw a humungous line of children waiting by her side. Black could already hear the echoes of Green in his mind telling him that he told him so.

"Thanks again for agreeing to do this!" The girl remarked.

Black was even more stunned and confused than what he was already. When did he ever agree to do this? He never told her anything about wanting to find Green some new friends. Green... GREEN! He was the one who planned all of this! As revenge! That was it! He was going to wish that he never did what he did! But first he had to deal with the problem at hand before it spiralled out of ha-

"Oh! I have to go! Make sure all the kids get home safely! Toodles!"

And... she was gone. Black just stared at the spot where she had been and tried to recollect his thoughts. But one voice startled him to the point of making him yell and jump in front of him. It was Green, who proceeded to speak in the most smug tone of voice possible.

"Told ya'…"

And so, Black learned a very valuable lesson about not telling the truth and lying to be cool. It can have it's consequences.

How will Black fare with the ladies in the future?

Do any of the other Bombermen have romance in their lives?

What will Black do with all of these kids?

Maybe next time we will find out on...

THE ADVENTURES OF THE BOMBERMAN BROS.!

If you liked what you saw, consider following the fanfic! Please feel free to also leave any reviews telling me if I did good or not. Time for a review round-up, guys!

MowsTrap - An excellent suggestion! If I may ask, do you think I could take your suggestion and combine with a similar idea of my own? I also messaged you about this in more detail if you need it. If you wish for your idea to be seperate, let me know! Thank you for your compliment!

Guest - Both of them have been added into my idea box. I basically think of a bunch of ideas, make a summary, add some characters and then create an episode. You shall see them eventually!

Matt333666 - I hadn't thought about that! Thank you for suggesting the idea! It shall come to life some time in the future.

Thank you for waiting so long for, admittably, my weakest chapter in my eyes. I shall make up for it in the future! Farewell!

P.S (I am begginning to think that Yellow is the fan favourite right now... good.)

-Styx66

REMINDER ABOUT SUGGESTIONS:

If YOU have any suggestions about ideas that could become future episodes, let me know. I only have a couple of guidelines.

Firstly, it must contain many opportunities for comedy.

Secondly, it has to take place before or after the events of Super Bomberman R.

Thirdly, at least one of the Bomberman Bros. or Dastardly Bombers must be the main character.

Other than that, feel free to experiment!