Alright! Chapter 2 is here, finally! Thank you all who reviewed! Here is
the next silly chapter of Transformers the Movie, Limerick Style!
+++++++++++Scene 06: The Siege of Autobot City++++++++++
Wheeljack: . . . . . . . .Is it me, or is that a flying gun?
Windcharger: . . . . . .HOLY CRAP! It's the Decepticons RUN!
Megatron: . . . . . . . . .With the Autobots dying,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .And lots of carnage flying;
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Their misery has only just begun!
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Perceptor: . . . . . . . . . A deficiency puts Megatron ahead!
Ultra Magnus: . . . . . .Who can explain what Perceptor just said?
Springer: . . . . . . . . . . .We're outnumbered today!
Ultra Magnus: . . . . . .Then there's no time to delay,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Transform the city and call Prime for reinforcements!
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Springer: . . . . . . . . . .For a girl your transformations are quick!
Arcee: . . . . . . . . . . . .Be quiet or I'll pull more than this stick!
Springer: . . . . . . . . . .There's no need to get mad,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Having you here makes me glad,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .How about a date when the movie gets over?
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Megatron: . . . . . . . . . .Breach their defenses and break down the walls!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Don't let them make any long distance calls!
Kickback: . . . . . . . . . .This fort needs some salt!
Shrapnel . . . . . . . . . . .If I fart, it's your fault!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .All these electrons don't agree with my plumbing!
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Perceptor: . . . . . . . . .Blaster! Tell Prime to get to Earth now!
Blaster. . . . . . . . . . . .It's about time we had some fun in this town!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Prime, we're all in big trouble,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .The city is falling to rubble,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Hurry to Earth before they all knock it down!
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Springer. . . . . . . . .Time to push this launcher into place,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Or else we'll all be nothing but waste!
Kup: . . . . . . . . . . . .Just keep pushing my lad,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .You're new help is at hand!
Megatron: . . . . . . .Devastator, merge for the kill!
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Megatron: . . . . . . . .Now it's time for the slaughter to start!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Let's rip those Autobots apart!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .We'll never be caught!
Optimus: . . . . . . . . .Attack, Dinobots!
Grimlock: . . . . . . . .Me love crunching on bad guys today!
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+++++++++++Scene 07 Optimus and Megatron++++++++++++++
Optimus: . . . . . . . . .Despite all the pain or the cost,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I'll stop Megatron before all is lost!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Through the air I will fly,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .On a prayer I will ride,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Now excuse me while I kiss the sky!
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Megatron: . . . . . . . .Recklessly your life has been thrown!
Optimus: . . . . . . . . .It is yours whom today will be sown!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .So let's give it our all,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .One shall stand, one shall fall!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Hope 'The Touch' helps me kick your ass faster!
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Megatron: . . . . . . .My song is WAY better than yours!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Yours is cheesy and gives me the snores!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .The writers all want you dead,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .So have a side full of lead!
Optimus: . . . . . . .OW! Where'd all these sharp objects come from?
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Megatron: . . . . . . . .Who needs weapons when I've got my bare hands!
Optimus: . . . . . . . . .So let's see whose the last that will stand!
Hot Rod: . . . . . . . . .I've GOT to help Prime!
Kup: . . . . . . . . . . . .To do so is a crime!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Stay away and let him do the fighting!
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Optimus: . . . . . . . . . .Aren't you sick of me throwing you around?
Megatron: . . . . . . . . Holy Primus! Look what I found!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .It's a gun hidden from view,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Now I know what I'll do,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Beg for mercy while I plot my next move!
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Megatron: . . . . . . . .Grant me mercy and I'll give up the fight.
Optimus: . . . . . . . . .Your begging just doesn't sound right!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Is your mightiness gone?
Hot Rod: . . . . . . . . No you don't Megatron!
Megatron: . . . . . . . .Heh, heh, now it is time for your leader to fall!
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Megatron: . . . . . . .Being here for your destruction is bliss,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I would have waited an eternity for this!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Now your life I will sever.
Optimus: . . . . . . . .To you I say, NEVER!
Hot Rod: . . . . . . . .Forgive me for I know not what I do!
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Starscream: . . . . . . . .With one kick I'll make my point clear!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Astrotrain get us all out of here!
Kup: . . . . . . . . . . . . .Optimus Prime turned the tide,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Look at the Decepticons fly!
Megatron . . . . . . . . . .Soundwave, don't leave me all alone here to die!
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+++++++++++Scene 08: The death of Optimus Prime+++++++++
Perceptor: . . . . . . . .Your wound looks fatal I see,
Optimus: . . . . . . . . .Well it looks like a flesh wound to me!
Daniel: . . . . . . . . . . .I can't believe that you're dying!
Optimus: . . . . . . . . .Hey kid, quit your crying,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I'll come back when you've all got a plaque.
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Optimus: . . . . . . . . .I have something that I must pass on,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .It's a Matrix I've hid for so long!
All: . . . . . . . . . . . . .Oh my GAWD what is that?
Hot Rod: . . . . . . . . .Hey, it's blue and it's PHAT!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Maybe he'll give it to me at his passing.
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Optimus: . . . . . . . . .Ultra Magnus is the next leader to be.
Magnus: . . . . . . . . . Holy cow! Did he HAVE to pick me?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .But you know I'm not worthy!
Optimus: . . . . . . . . .Oh please, don't be girly!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Take it now before it falls to the ground!
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Optimus: . . . . . . . . .Please don't look so sad and so sour,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .The Matrix will light our darkest hour!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .An Autobot shall rise,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .It'll be such a surprise!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Don't you like my little prophesy? ACK!
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++++++++++++++++Scene 09: The Ejection++++++++++++++
Astrotrain: . . . . . . . .I know that you don't give a care,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .But this weight is too heavy to bear!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Hurry jettison some weight,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Or I'll tell you our fate,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Cybertron we will never see again!
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Starscream: . . . . . . .Did you hear just what Astrotrain said?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Let's get rid of unnecessary lead!
Bonecrusher: . . . . . .Take a vote and let's dump,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .All these fools in one clump,
Starscream: . . . . . . .With Megatron being Chief Chump!
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Starscream: . . . . . . .Oh how it pains me to be,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .The one that has to do this to thee!
Megatron: . . . . . . . .Stop spouting Shakespeare you fool!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I still function and you,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Will get your ass kicked later for this! STARSCREAM!
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Starscream: . . . . . .Don't I look all sad and broken-hearted?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Getting rid of our dearly departed?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Now let's nominate and agree,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .The new leader should be me!
Scrapper: . . . . . . . .But Devastator is the most powerful of all!
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Soundwave: . . . . . .Soundwave Superior, Constructions inferior!
Scavenger: . . . . . . .You call us inferior? Kiss my cute aft's interior!
Bonecrusher: . . . . .You're just Megatron's slave!
Rumble: . . . . . . . . .Nobody insults Soundwave!
Astrotrain: . . . . . . .Oh! How fun to fly home in a brawl!
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+++++++++++Scene 10 Unicron and Megatron+++++++++++++
Unicron: . . . . . . . . . .Megatron is the one that shall be,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .The one that brings the Matrix to me!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .For you long I have sought,
Megatron: . . . . . . . .What the hell do you want?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Can't you see that I'm dying over here?
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Unicron: . . . . . . . . . .With your help nothing shall stand in my way.
Megatron: . . . . . . . . I care for nothing you say!
Unicron: . . . . . . . . . .Don't you want to be well?
Megatron: . . . . . . . . .Kiss my ass, go to hell!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Because nobody summons MEGATRON!
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Unicron: . . . . . . . . . . .Oblivion for you may be best;
Megatron: . . . . . . . . .OW! Is this some cruel kind of test?
Uncron: . . . . . . . . . . .Bring the Matrix to me,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .And in exchange you shall be,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A warrior of incredible glory!
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Megatron: . . . . . . . . .Well it looks like I don't have a choice!
Unicron: . . . . . . . . . . Excellent! Say goodbye to that voice!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Your old form will be gone,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Behold, Galvatron!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .And an army of Sweeps for your fight!
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Galvatron: . . . . . . . . .Before my mind enters its madness,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I'll destroy that annoying Ultra Magnus!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .All the Autobots shall die!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Jump in the ship and let's fly!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Back to Cybertron to kill an old rival.
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+++++++++++++Scene 11 Starscream's Death++++++++++++++
Starscream: . . . . . . . .My day of leadership is here,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Blow some trumpets and give me a cheer!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Don't look sad and don't frown,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Hurry up with that crown,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Many years have I waited for this!
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Starscream: . . . . . . .Who disrupts my humble ceremony?
Galvatron: . . . . . . . .HA HA HA! This is just bad comedy!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .You're as dumb as a rock!
Starscream: . . . . . . .Is that you Mr. Spock?
Galvatron: . . . . . . . .Here's a hint and I'll see you in hell!
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Starscream: . . . . . . .So you think that I'm blasted to toast?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Think again I'll come back as a ghost!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I haunt all your lives,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Plotting all your demise
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .And scare all till I'm blasted to space! ACK!
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Galvatron: . . . . . . .Now I'm the new leader 'round here!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .On a mission to get something so dear!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Back to Earth we shall go,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .To destroy all our foes,
Rumble: . . . . . . . . .What'd he say that his name was again?
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++++++++++++++++++End of Chapter 2++++++++++++++++++
ALRIGHT! Chapter 3 will go from the Destruction of Moon Base 1 and 2 to the meeting of the Junkions.
And now it time for FUN FAN LIMERICKS!
This limerick comes from Lynx:
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. . . . . . . . . . . . .Oh, Meggy-tron drift's towards a to-be head,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .All his minions they thought him dead,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .Orson Welles he did spake,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .The giant planet it did shake,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .Welcome Megatron. I am Unicron!
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Great job, Lynx! Keep those reviews and limericks coming! I will keep posting your rhymes after every chapter, just make sure they pertain to the movie.
C-Ya later gang, Crazomatic!
+++++++++++Scene 06: The Siege of Autobot City++++++++++
Wheeljack: . . . . . . . .Is it me, or is that a flying gun?
Windcharger: . . . . . .HOLY CRAP! It's the Decepticons RUN!
Megatron: . . . . . . . . .With the Autobots dying,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .And lots of carnage flying;
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Their misery has only just begun!
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Perceptor: . . . . . . . . . A deficiency puts Megatron ahead!
Ultra Magnus: . . . . . .Who can explain what Perceptor just said?
Springer: . . . . . . . . . . .We're outnumbered today!
Ultra Magnus: . . . . . .Then there's no time to delay,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Transform the city and call Prime for reinforcements!
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Springer: . . . . . . . . . .For a girl your transformations are quick!
Arcee: . . . . . . . . . . . .Be quiet or I'll pull more than this stick!
Springer: . . . . . . . . . .There's no need to get mad,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Having you here makes me glad,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .How about a date when the movie gets over?
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Megatron: . . . . . . . . . .Breach their defenses and break down the walls!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Don't let them make any long distance calls!
Kickback: . . . . . . . . . .This fort needs some salt!
Shrapnel . . . . . . . . . . .If I fart, it's your fault!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .All these electrons don't agree with my plumbing!
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Perceptor: . . . . . . . . .Blaster! Tell Prime to get to Earth now!
Blaster. . . . . . . . . . . .It's about time we had some fun in this town!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Prime, we're all in big trouble,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .The city is falling to rubble,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Hurry to Earth before they all knock it down!
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Springer. . . . . . . . .Time to push this launcher into place,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Or else we'll all be nothing but waste!
Kup: . . . . . . . . . . . .Just keep pushing my lad,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .You're new help is at hand!
Megatron: . . . . . . .Devastator, merge for the kill!
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Megatron: . . . . . . . .Now it's time for the slaughter to start!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Let's rip those Autobots apart!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .We'll never be caught!
Optimus: . . . . . . . . .Attack, Dinobots!
Grimlock: . . . . . . . .Me love crunching on bad guys today!
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+++++++++++Scene 07 Optimus and Megatron++++++++++++++
Optimus: . . . . . . . . .Despite all the pain or the cost,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I'll stop Megatron before all is lost!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Through the air I will fly,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .On a prayer I will ride,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Now excuse me while I kiss the sky!
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Megatron: . . . . . . . .Recklessly your life has been thrown!
Optimus: . . . . . . . . .It is yours whom today will be sown!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .So let's give it our all,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .One shall stand, one shall fall!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Hope 'The Touch' helps me kick your ass faster!
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Megatron: . . . . . . .My song is WAY better than yours!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Yours is cheesy and gives me the snores!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .The writers all want you dead,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .So have a side full of lead!
Optimus: . . . . . . .OW! Where'd all these sharp objects come from?
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Megatron: . . . . . . . .Who needs weapons when I've got my bare hands!
Optimus: . . . . . . . . .So let's see whose the last that will stand!
Hot Rod: . . . . . . . . .I've GOT to help Prime!
Kup: . . . . . . . . . . . .To do so is a crime!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Stay away and let him do the fighting!
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Optimus: . . . . . . . . . .Aren't you sick of me throwing you around?
Megatron: . . . . . . . . Holy Primus! Look what I found!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .It's a gun hidden from view,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Now I know what I'll do,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Beg for mercy while I plot my next move!
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Megatron: . . . . . . . .Grant me mercy and I'll give up the fight.
Optimus: . . . . . . . . .Your begging just doesn't sound right!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Is your mightiness gone?
Hot Rod: . . . . . . . . No you don't Megatron!
Megatron: . . . . . . . .Heh, heh, now it is time for your leader to fall!
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Megatron: . . . . . . .Being here for your destruction is bliss,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I would have waited an eternity for this!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Now your life I will sever.
Optimus: . . . . . . . .To you I say, NEVER!
Hot Rod: . . . . . . . .Forgive me for I know not what I do!
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Starscream: . . . . . . . .With one kick I'll make my point clear!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Astrotrain get us all out of here!
Kup: . . . . . . . . . . . . .Optimus Prime turned the tide,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Look at the Decepticons fly!
Megatron . . . . . . . . . .Soundwave, don't leave me all alone here to die!
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+++++++++++Scene 08: The death of Optimus Prime+++++++++
Perceptor: . . . . . . . .Your wound looks fatal I see,
Optimus: . . . . . . . . .Well it looks like a flesh wound to me!
Daniel: . . . . . . . . . . .I can't believe that you're dying!
Optimus: . . . . . . . . .Hey kid, quit your crying,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I'll come back when you've all got a plaque.
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Optimus: . . . . . . . . .I have something that I must pass on,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .It's a Matrix I've hid for so long!
All: . . . . . . . . . . . . .Oh my GAWD what is that?
Hot Rod: . . . . . . . . .Hey, it's blue and it's PHAT!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Maybe he'll give it to me at his passing.
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Optimus: . . . . . . . . .Ultra Magnus is the next leader to be.
Magnus: . . . . . . . . . Holy cow! Did he HAVE to pick me?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .But you know I'm not worthy!
Optimus: . . . . . . . . .Oh please, don't be girly!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Take it now before it falls to the ground!
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Optimus: . . . . . . . . .Please don't look so sad and so sour,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .The Matrix will light our darkest hour!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .An Autobot shall rise,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .It'll be such a surprise!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Don't you like my little prophesy? ACK!
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++++++++++++++++Scene 09: The Ejection++++++++++++++
Astrotrain: . . . . . . . .I know that you don't give a care,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .But this weight is too heavy to bear!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Hurry jettison some weight,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Or I'll tell you our fate,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Cybertron we will never see again!
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Starscream: . . . . . . .Did you hear just what Astrotrain said?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Let's get rid of unnecessary lead!
Bonecrusher: . . . . . .Take a vote and let's dump,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .All these fools in one clump,
Starscream: . . . . . . .With Megatron being Chief Chump!
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Starscream: . . . . . . .Oh how it pains me to be,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .The one that has to do this to thee!
Megatron: . . . . . . . .Stop spouting Shakespeare you fool!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I still function and you,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Will get your ass kicked later for this! STARSCREAM!
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Starscream: . . . . . .Don't I look all sad and broken-hearted?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Getting rid of our dearly departed?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Now let's nominate and agree,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .The new leader should be me!
Scrapper: . . . . . . . .But Devastator is the most powerful of all!
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Soundwave: . . . . . .Soundwave Superior, Constructions inferior!
Scavenger: . . . . . . .You call us inferior? Kiss my cute aft's interior!
Bonecrusher: . . . . .You're just Megatron's slave!
Rumble: . . . . . . . . .Nobody insults Soundwave!
Astrotrain: . . . . . . .Oh! How fun to fly home in a brawl!
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+++++++++++Scene 10 Unicron and Megatron+++++++++++++
Unicron: . . . . . . . . . .Megatron is the one that shall be,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .The one that brings the Matrix to me!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .For you long I have sought,
Megatron: . . . . . . . .What the hell do you want?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Can't you see that I'm dying over here?
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Unicron: . . . . . . . . . .With your help nothing shall stand in my way.
Megatron: . . . . . . . . I care for nothing you say!
Unicron: . . . . . . . . . .Don't you want to be well?
Megatron: . . . . . . . . .Kiss my ass, go to hell!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Because nobody summons MEGATRON!
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Unicron: . . . . . . . . . . .Oblivion for you may be best;
Megatron: . . . . . . . . .OW! Is this some cruel kind of test?
Uncron: . . . . . . . . . . .Bring the Matrix to me,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .And in exchange you shall be,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A warrior of incredible glory!
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Megatron: . . . . . . . . .Well it looks like I don't have a choice!
Unicron: . . . . . . . . . . Excellent! Say goodbye to that voice!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Your old form will be gone,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Behold, Galvatron!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .And an army of Sweeps for your fight!
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Galvatron: . . . . . . . . .Before my mind enters its madness,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I'll destroy that annoying Ultra Magnus!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .All the Autobots shall die!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Jump in the ship and let's fly!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Back to Cybertron to kill an old rival.
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+++++++++++++Scene 11 Starscream's Death++++++++++++++
Starscream: . . . . . . . .My day of leadership is here,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Blow some trumpets and give me a cheer!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Don't look sad and don't frown,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Hurry up with that crown,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Many years have I waited for this!
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Starscream: . . . . . . .Who disrupts my humble ceremony?
Galvatron: . . . . . . . .HA HA HA! This is just bad comedy!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .You're as dumb as a rock!
Starscream: . . . . . . .Is that you Mr. Spock?
Galvatron: . . . . . . . .Here's a hint and I'll see you in hell!
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Starscream: . . . . . . .So you think that I'm blasted to toast?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Think again I'll come back as a ghost!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I haunt all your lives,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Plotting all your demise
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .And scare all till I'm blasted to space! ACK!
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Galvatron: . . . . . . .Now I'm the new leader 'round here!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .On a mission to get something so dear!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Back to Earth we shall go,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .To destroy all our foes,
Rumble: . . . . . . . . .What'd he say that his name was again?
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++++++++++++++++++End of Chapter 2++++++++++++++++++
ALRIGHT! Chapter 3 will go from the Destruction of Moon Base 1 and 2 to the meeting of the Junkions.
And now it time for FUN FAN LIMERICKS!
This limerick comes from Lynx:
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. . . . . . . . . . . . .Oh, Meggy-tron drift's towards a to-be head,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .All his minions they thought him dead,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .Orson Welles he did spake,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .The giant planet it did shake,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .Welcome Megatron. I am Unicron!
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Great job, Lynx! Keep those reviews and limericks coming! I will keep posting your rhymes after every chapter, just make sure they pertain to the movie.
C-Ya later gang, Crazomatic!