hello fans of my previous SI why i hate vegas and new fans im going to be frank here
my last fanfic was in a way both terrible and in a way good
good cause i liked the idea i was doing, it was different and not many people were doing it
terrible because it wasnt really all that realistic and with that i apologies for that
and that brings me to this little new thing i call the redux
its basically a complete rewrite of my previous creation with more realistic features and the pairings are more or less very straight forwards and off the bat so with that if you have any problems with what im doing then i apologies.
now with that i give you the warning
i have dyslexia and my grammar at times is horrible so please dont go grammar nazi at me im trying and i will admit im getting better at this.
so with that i leave with you to the reading
Of all of the people in the entire absolute bullshit that is the universe, I could of woke up next to anyone and I mean anyone but summer rose was not what I was expecting, like at all. Sigh lets just roll the credits already and lets get this shit over with.
WHY I HATE VEGAS REDUX
Here we go
LINE BREAK
As of last night it was supposed to be the time to party and have some of the greatest fun of me and my best friends life, we were supposed to be heading to vegas for a convention and well we kind of got caught up with the partying as we landed a couple bars and clubs as we met some girls.
And you know when you start meeting girls things get more interesting as I learned faster than anyone as we hit up the closest casino and then the next and then the next and so on until well I don't actually remember as next thing I know I met another girl after winning my last table of black jack and well I'll admit a couple drinks in me and I can be as suave as irish man, and in which is awkward considering they are some of the most charming people on earth.
Well that's my opinion but admittedly I got this girls attention and after a couple more drinks and a couple of laughs from the girl as well as sincere talks about life and stuff as well as insecurities I told my mate about her real quick as he told me go for her and well I did, which afterwards things got blurry quick and I mean like really quick like holy shit I don't even remember walking into my hotel room or hers and well you can assume the rest was just a bunch of lovely goodness that was well sex.
So with that in mind I questioned myself when I woke up why the fuck was I face to face under the covers with one smiling summer rose as she was looking at me as well as holding me and why I why was I holding her and why the fuck was I naked well half naked, still got the undies on!
"morning handsome" she said with smooth and silky voice as I blinked as I blushed at her smile
"uh m-morning" I stuttered out as I had no bloody clue as to what hell I should of said but considering I got her to giggle it must have been the right thing to say.
"hehehe I guess you were right, you didn't remember last night now did you?" she asked as I gulped and shook my head
"i-I did just everything kind of um turned well blurry and I do remember us and then well the sex was and yeah im just babbling sorry can I like get a do over?" I asked as I really did need a do over but her giggles got more apparent as she quickly pecked my lips.
"how about considering that as a do over, cause before you were doing just fine" she said as I felt my cheeks warm up
Wait im in bed with summer rose, summer rose is a TV character in RWBY and I like RWBY, wait if shes from a cartoon world does that mean I may not be on earth? But wait shes from remnant!
And with all these question the only question that really seemed to pop out of all of them was
What
The
Fuck
"hey wakey wakey" I heard as I blinked and hummed as I saw summer was pouting at me
"listen will ya I was asking you a question" she said as I blinked in surprise as gave her a sheepish grin
"sorry about that, my head was trying to get around the fact I woke with a girl and she hasn't even kicked me out of the bed yet" I lied for the painfully obvious reasons as she stopped pouting and gave me a small smile
"well as I was saying I just wanted to know if this going to either be a one night stand or are you by chance interested in trying to make this work, like for reals and I don't mean like lets go at it when ever it feels like a good time I mean that wouldn't be too bad but I mean like-" I stopped her as I smashed my lips into hers stopping her babbling
What the fuck am I doing!?
I pulled back and gave her a smile
"who needs a do over now?" I asked as she gave me a surprised look and then smiled as she giggled at me again
"so I take it as a yes then?" she asked as I gave her a slight shrugged
"maybe possibly, I really don't know but for now I guess I'll just let the chips fall and see where that gets me" I said as she giggled at me as she nodded in understanding, hopefully its understanding and not just to try and humur me or anything like that.
"well that's just perfect, so I guess we should get up then" she said as she threw the covers off as I watched as she slowly sat up and strectched as the suns rays seemed to just make her glow as I blinked and shook my head as she looked back at me with a smile as she slowly got out of the bed as my eyes just seemed to trail after her as she walked form the bed to a dresser as she opened it and slowly slipped into a long sleeved shirt and a pair of black sweat pants as she looked over at me as her smirk never left her face.
"I'll see you down stairs" she said as she walked out of the door as she opened and closed the door
And as soon as that door closed I quickly threw the covers off and quickly jumped out of bed as I quickly ran over to the window where the sun was coming and looked outside as I was not greeted with the vegas like desert but lush and flurushing green forest as it looked like It was in the middle of either summer or maybe spring considering I can hear the birds chirping as well as the hatchlings it was a pretty good indicator that this was spring.
But that really really didn't even matter considering I was no where in the state of navada and I knew it, so with that in mind I quickly looked to the floor as I found my pants as I quickly walked over and checked my pockets as I quickly found and pulled out my phone as I quickly checked it was one, which it thankfully was and I quickly went and turned on my data as I looked at my cell service as I had none at all.
I dropped my phone as I grabbed my head and started to take deep and long shaky breaths, im not on earth, im nowhere near home, im in remnant, holy fucking jesus all that is fucking Christ I was in remnant!?
I felt like I was about to have a freaking panic attack but I quickly had to stop myself as I heard door knock
"uh Hamish?" I heard as I looked to the door as summer poked her head out from the slightly opened door
"uh yeah su-summer?" I asked with a bit of a stutter as I tried to keep it cool, yeah cool cool im cool are you cool, yeah im cool, see perfectly cool.
"I just wanted to ask if pancakes sounded ok with you?" she asked sheepishly as she seemed to blush a little as I gave her one of my better reassuring smiles.
"that sounds great, I mean who doesn't like pancakes especially when a beautiful girl like you cooks it for me, it actually kind of makes me feel like an asshole now that I think about it" I said as it really did make me sound like an asshole, well more of an asshole.
"oh don't worry about it and thanks, I guess I'll see you when your done?" she asked as she gestured to well my apparent nakedness
"uh yeah sorry you kind of caught me off guard there" I said as she smiled at me and shook her head
"nah its alright I'll see you down stairs" she said as she closed the door again as I took a deep breath and then proceeded to grab my head and mouth off as many swear words as I could think of in such a short time as I tried to get my head around this.
Im in remnant!
How? Why? What? Who? Where? Dafuq!?
After a major silent meltdown I took another long and deep breath as I got my bearings
Im in remnant how? I do not know, I slept with summer, I remember this, the sex was….i will not finish that but I will say that I was beyond surprised when it happened, I remember meeting her, I remember talking to my mate about her and then me and summer went off somewhere and then blank and then back to the sex, wow what the fuck?
No no no I need to calm it down, I took another breath and just decided that I was going to need something in my stomach that and I can smell the cooking of pancakes and it really really smelt good, so with that in mind I quickly and quietly slipped into my clothes, which consisted of my black cargo pants, white socks, maroon t shirt and my light grey hoody as I quickly checked my pockets for my wallet and thankfully it was there.
I was quick to check I still had the same American currency but to my utter bloody confusion they were no longer there but were instead replaced with to my absolute understanding was remnants version of currency which in my case was a bunch of plastic cards that had the numbers that were ranging from a single 1 to a very large amount of 100s and 50s meaning that I was pretty much set, I guess I wasn't too sure I needed to make sure about that before I started to spend it on stuff.
I quickly slipped out of the room as I quickly followed the brillent smell that smelt like cinnamon and butter, my god that smelt fucking A
I quickly walked down the stairs as I was greeted with an all familiar looking living room and kind of couch as I slowly made my way towards the kitchen as I quickly found summer humming to herself as she had a blue apron and was flipping pancakes onto the plate with absolute precision that I kind of believed that she was a basic pro, well maybe she is? You could never know when it comes to her.
"morning" I heard her say as I blinked and found her smiling at me as she grabbed one of the plates and held it up
"uh yeah morning" I said as I walked over as she handed me the plate with her smile never leaving her face
"take a seat I'll be with you in a minute" she said as I quickly took a seat and waited for her as I watched as she undid her apron and set it on the kitchen table as she quickly grabbed her plate and walked over and sat down next to me as she gave me a bright smile
"well are you going to eat?" she asked as I blushed and looked down at my pancakes, ok that was ah weird
I completely ignored that I was being weird and quickly dug right into my own breakfast, the pancakes were at best, amazing, like they were both fluffy and spongy seriously no joke after the first bite I quickly digged in with a more eager way, but stopped as I heard summer giggling as I looked up and blinked as she just smiled at me.
"uh sorry these are just great pancakes" I quickly apologised as she shook her head
"no no no that's fine my friends all told me that I make amazing pancakes, and compared to them your actually very tamed considering one of my friends literally scarfs them down as fast as possible" she said as chuckled to herself as I slowly nodded along.
"well then should we guess talk about our selves?" I asked as she smiled and nodded
"well I guess we should, what should we talk about then?" she asked as I shrugged
"how about where I am first, cause no offense I still haven't gotten a clue as to where I am now" I stated as she nodded
"yeah sorry well your in a cabin that I own on the island of patch, we met at one of the casinos in vale and we kind of hit it off, its kind of shame as well since they were practically going out of business so they are going to demolish it today" she said as I blinked and nodded as that pretty much screwed my chances of getting any answers from them damn it.
"oh well that's a shame" I said as well as weird coincidence as well
"yeah it is, so I guess I should tell you that im currently on spring break" she said as I slowly nodded in understanding
"oh cool so your in collage?" I asked as she gave me a half on half gesture
"uh not exactly its well more complicated than it looks, im actually training to be a huntress" she said as I blinked in surprise
"oh huh well that's cool" I said with a smile as had another piece of my pancake
"thanks im in my third year so next year is my last year" she said as I nodded
"so what are you doing?" she asked as I shrugged
"I guess you could say nothing really, im just well looking for a job right now" I said as she nodded
"oh so your basically unemployed?" she asked as I gave her a sad chuckle and rubbed my neck
"yeah pretty much, last night though was actually supposed to be a sort of celebration though to my friend from completing his course" I said as it was true that's one of the actual reasons why did go to vegas to celebrate other than the convention of course.
"oh well congrats to him, so I guess I should tell you that there may be a chance you might meet my team in the next hour as well" she stopped as my eyes widened at the sudden piece of info
"whoa wait what do you mean by team?" I asked as she gave me a sheepish grin, incoming clichie alert!
"well I kind of called up one of my teammates and told her about you and well she incidentally had it on speaker, and she and the rest of my team is kind of spending some of their time back in beacon and well they heard and theres a very big chance they may be coming over in the next hour" summer elaborated as I blinked a couple times as the information just went through my head a couple times as It clicked onto why she looked so sheepish of it all
Shes in a hunter academy in her third year, shes in a team that's in the same year, she has allot of experience and that leaves me to well believe that there may be a slight chance I might get myself beaten to a pulp
"sooooooo that means?" I asked as I hoped that the previous thought of me being beaten was not right
"they tend to get a bit over protective of me, sooooooo yeah big chance they will come over to either meet you or hurt you" she said as I let that go through as my previous thoughts were correct.
"your being a bit casual with this you know" I stated as she shrugged
"what can I say they tend to take things overboard quite a bit well the boys do Im not too sure raven is going to do much to you other than seeing if you could be worthy to be with me but then again she would probably get the boys to do it, so quick question do you know how to fight?" she asked as I just stared at her blankly
"is the back door unlocked?" I asked as she nodded
"ok good just wanted to know thank you and to answer your question depends, I can take a hit but dishing it back? not really" I said as she nodded
"well this will be interesting so you can just use the back door when they come" she said as I nodded
"thanks well other than that piece of very shocking info I like to at least say that im well could say that im interested I guess in making it work?" I really didn't know how to say it but she smiled at me brightly as she seemed excited or shocked I dont know I was looking down the entire time.
"so are you asking to be your girlfriend?" she asked as I slowly nodded
Before I knew it I felt summers hand pull my chin up leaned over as she slammed her lips against mine as I blinked and slowly closed my eyes as I leaned in to her kiss, she had some pretty soft lips as we continued to kiss but slowly parted as I blinked my eyes open as summer had an extremely bright smile on her face.
"you know last night I didn't know it but you had a certain charm to you an honest charm" summer whispered as I couldn't help but blush as I looked away, uh geez talk about embarrassing?
"charming is one thing people like to call it others seem to think its annoying" I said as she just chuckled at me
"well that's them and im me" she said as she leaned back to kiss me again as I couldn't deny her and leaned back too
*KNOCK KNOCK!*
But things just seemed to get in the way as we heard the knocking and we faced the front door, guess that's her over protective team.
"that's them" summer said as I nodded and we both stood up as I quickly moved to the back door.
"oh summer before I forget" I said as I turned to her with a small smile on my face
"if I get hurt I don't blame you" I said as she seemed to brighten up because of that as I quickly opened the door and was met with two very annoyed looking guys as one of them was holding a large broad sword and the other had his hands covered by a pair of large bracers as they were glared at me.
I quickly slammed the door and turned to summer as she looked at me with wide eyes
"I think I found the boys" I said as summers eyes widened just as I watched as a large blade stabbed right next to my head as my eyes widened and I quickly jumped forwards and turned as I watched as the door as the blade was taken out of it and the door was ripped off the hinges and was thrown back by the bracer guy as I recognised as tai while the other was qrow.
"oh boy" I muttered as I quickly turned around and shot forwards through the kitchen dining room to the living room but skidded to a hault as I watched as the door was sliced right through as in walked the cold beauty of raven as she seemed to narrowed her eyes at me as I quickly watched as she held he sword pointed right at me as I quickly guessed what she was going to do and quickly vaulted over the sofa just as I turned and watched as tai charged in as the two team mates slammed their own weapons against each other
I quickly decided then and there to at least do something ab out this so I quickly crouched and grabbed the bottom front of the couch as used all of my apparent and strength and pulled the couch upwards and flipped it over as it slammed into the two and I quickly turned and ran towards the door.
*CLICK*
"HOLD IT BUDDY!" I heard as I stopped my run as I slowly turned around to see qrow standing there with his sword in shotgun mode as he pointed at me, oh shit
"alright buddy lets just calm it down an-"
*CLANG!*
He stopped as summer had slammed a frying pan on top of his head
"run!" she yelled as I quickly turned and ran out the door as fast as I could as I quickly leapt off the porch and ran down the dirt path as I didn't stop for a single second.
The only thought that was going through my head during the entire time was
god damn it, this is one of the reasons why I hate vegas!
Don't know why but I just knew I hated vegas for one of these bullshit reasons, being chased by people with guns and weapons because I slept with a girl, yeah that seems like a good reason why I would hate vegas.
I stopped my continuous sprint as I took a minute to lean against a random tree as I had to get my breath back, jesus Christ I need to get back to running more often.
After about what I believed was about a couple minutes I quickly continued my way down the dirt path with a walk as I had a bit of time before summers team might find me and try to hurt me again.
It wasn't long before I walked up top of a hill did I look down it and saw the signs of a port town or fishing town meaning civilization meaning theres a chance I could get a job and well yeah you can guess where I would be going with this one don't you?
If im going to be in remnant I guess I should make a bit of a life of myself while im here and maybe I can get some answers later on of what the hell caused me to go from earth to remnant.
Not like I have a choice either way so lets do this shit!
hey everyone did you enjoy this little start to the redux?
cause i for one am
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