Alright, so this story has been on a long hiatus, I actually looked at the date, I updated this fucking thing two years ago, well, in a month it will have been two years ago. But I mostly had it on Hiatus for basic training, and when I got out of Basic, I didn't know what to do with it. But luckily during my updating streak these past two days. I think I finally have an idea as to where its going.

Although truth be told, lets see how many people even remember this story.

If you were to tell Jaune a few months ago that Professor Goodwitch would be paying him to hump her face on stage while she stuffed dollar bills in his banana hammock, and she would still be teaching him advanced combat maneuvers, he would think you were writing some fucked up high school teacher student porno.

And yet that was practically what happened.

Right now he was at the beach with Pyrrha and his friends. And well, they were taking notes of his physique.

"Wow Jaune, you really bulked up and leaned out! What kind of training you been doing?" Ruby asked as she was surprised at the muscles.

"Uh, again, been working more in the snake pit at the zoo."

"Oh yeah, I forgot, must be tough taking care of snakes that big." Goddam It Yang.

"Hey, how come we don't get to visit you at the zoo?" Nora asked as they still hadn't been there.

"I still got some time before I can get the friends and family discount Nora, sorry."

"Awwww." She really wanted that discount.

Meanwhile, Jaune actually DID take up a day job part time at the Zoo because he needed to do something to keep up apperances. He was lucky that they hadn't been in his house when he was in a fireman costume or a plumber costume. That would have been hard to explain.

Hey guys, oh I'm not a pornstar, but I also dry hump legs for money on stage. Yeah that would not go over well with any of them.

"Heeeeyy Jaune!" Sapphire said as they found him.

"Oh hey guys!" He put on a smile, but in reality, he was wondering why they were there.

"Why didn't you tell us you were here today bro?" Snow asked as he gave him a hug.

"Jaune, who are these guys?" Yang purred as she saw Sapphire's abs.

"Oh, they work with me at the zoo!" He said as Maroon raised an eyebrow.

"Zoo? Bro we work at the-" Jaune looked at him and mouthed.

"THEY DON'T FUCKING KNOW!" He caught on and went.

"Oh yeah, just we work at the aquarium portion, while he works with the land animals." They all caught on to Jaune's scheme.

"Well its nice to meet some new friends of Jaune! I was worried he would never make any new friends." Yang joked as Ruby stood in front of her best friend.

"He was my bestie first!" Ruby said as Jaune chuckled and patted her on the head.

"Relax, Ruby, they're cool." He said as Nora was suspicious.

She saw how Jaune mouthed the 'They don't fucking know.' And she noticed all his friends were in way too good of shape to be zookeepers and aqaurium workers. Something was suspicious here. Despite her bubbly personality, Nora was not an idiot, she knew something was suspicious about Jaune right now. After all, she did some checking, the friends and family discount at the zoo doesn't take that long to get, you get it after three weeks of working part time. So why didn't Jaune want them to come visit him at the zoo? Unless…he didn't actually work at the zoo?!

What if…..Jaune had found work as a hitman? Or a drug dealer?! Or worse, A TAX COLLECTOR!

Nora would keep up the façade of being clueless, but she was going to get to the bottom of this!

At Beacon break room

"Have any of you noticed Goodwitch's change in behavior?" Port asked his co workers.

"You mean after the night she came back from Vale?" Professor Peach had noticed that.

They had all been chilling out having a movie night in the teachers lounge with good food and drinks, when Goodwitch came in, muttered a few quick somethings, got some of her teaching materials, and walked out fo the room as quick as she came in.

"Not only that, but she also leaves to go to Vale early in the morning, her class doesn't start til later in the afternoon, but I find it odd, What could be in Vale that she goes there early each morning?" Oobleck noticed that.

"And the fact she never mentions any of it to any of us, it doesn't do anything to put our minds at ease." Port said as they all thought it through.

"But she hasn't necessarilly been acting panicky or in a bad mood if something suspicious was going on, in fact she seemed rather relaxed, and based on the sense of smell, she even seemed slightly aroused the first time she came home." Both Oobleck and Ports necks snapped to Professor Peach when she said that.

"What? Bart, don't tell me you forgot Faunus have a heightened sense of smell for the chemicals released by humans when mateing?" She said pointed to her nose.

"Professor, I did not forget, I just find it odd that you were paying that much attention."

"Oh I wasn't, she passed by me as she was walking out the door, not only did she smell like she was a cat in heat, but she also smelled of some expensive cologne and there was even the trace of male pheremones on her." At this Oobleck spit out his coffee.

"Are you suggesting….Miss Goodwitch is…..seeing someone?" Port asked as he couldn't believe it.

"Possibly, but unlikely, what are the odds she found someone to deal with her no nonsense attitude? I mean, I love her, but she can be a ballbreaker." Professor Peach did like her fellow professor and friend, but damn Goodwitch could be a Coldbitch sometimes.

"Well, its not our business what happens in her personal time." Port said as he and Bart sipped his coffee.

Bart tapped his foot against the ground anxiously.

Professor Peach played with her tail.

And Professor Port just sat there twirling the hairs of his mustache in curiousity.

"I am DYING to see if she actually has a boyfriend." Peach finally broke the silence.

"SAME!" Oobleck needed to know if she had actually found someone to put up with her shit.

"Oum Dammit. Alas, I am curious as well." Port said as he couldn't believe they were about to do this.

But Operation Stalk Goodwitch was in effect.