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after the news of their hundred-year marriage came out, people were mostly asking about how they go about their daily lives and wonder how the sex must be like: "I mean, he kept his abs for 200 fucking years!"

Ishida Uryu, an afterlife free-passer by virtue of his contribution to the war and his own semi-immortality, may have some idea about the current commotion. He lives outside the society, visits the married idiots every five years or so, and offers wisdom from time to time. Despite the status, he is welcome in the 13th's grounds - more to do with the fact that he is good friends with the heads of the division and is a formidable fighter himself (so it's really not wise to engage him for trespassing). He looks older, too, but about the same age as the division's vice captain: mild-mannered, traditional pale-skinned, and black-haired.

"Hmm," Ishida starts, talking to some division members, "I remember…'

It's one mild Saturday afternoon in the division when the news broke, he decides that he has mild interest in the absurdity of it all, "the boy was really shy."

For the division members who gathered around his spot for afternoon tea, it's odd for them to hear their vice-captain referred to as "boy" no way is he a boy, they all thought gravely - the 200-year old abs.

Ishida remembers vividly: the first time Ichigo and Rukia shared a passionate night and a bed together or fucked was the night before their secret, muted marriage. He's certain.

"Isn't that against nobility rules? Does Captain Kuchiki know?"

"Why wait for that long? I thought Kurosaki was such a stud! I fully expect him to be a sex machine!'

"Kurosaki-dono is such a brute, captain Kuchiki shouldn't be taking such beating on bed - that's really rough!"

"Hey - are they open for some threesome, you think?"

Ishida decides the environment surrounding him when it comes to gossip and intrigue isn't any better, it is as gossipy as the real world. One, it is against nobility marriage rules. Two, Kurosaki isn't a sex machine, and three, they shouldn't be assuming what Kurosaki-san can take or cannot.

Fourth, however, he's not sure if the two is indeed open for threesome.

"Kurosaki is more confident after decades of their marriage, he was really shy back then, and he wanted to wait after the wedding, you see. Kurosaki-san, despite being the more mature of the two, wanted to do one more rebellious deed before signing herself to Kurosaki," Ishida explains.

"She came to him the night before their wedding," he continues, "and Kurosaki let her."

"How do you know all these, Ishida-san?"

Ishida sighs, sips his warm tea, and tells them, "I was there."

(it's not like the two were not discreet going about it, he was in the next room, he was up all night and listening to them, they were literally separated by thin paper walls)

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