Yep, another Naruto story this time a request by Kfbanime87. In this story, this is more of a crossover between Naruto, Teen Titans, and a little FLCL. Not every character from Fooly Cooly but just Haruko Haruhara. Chapters will be more likely to be merges on episodes from the Teen Titans series so expect the next 9 chapters as all 5 Seasons of Teen Titans episodes including some Comic Book tie-in references and original chapters.

Naruto is owned by Viz Media, Teen Titans is owned by Warner Bros, and FLCL is owned by Studio Trigger.

Enjoy and Rock N' Roll!

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Chapter 1: The Rockstar in Jump City.

[Music play: Summer in the City by The Lovin' Spoonful]

Ah, Jump City. Home of the occasional Teen Titans, but this story won't be about them, well mainly not about them. Instead, it will be about the boy riding a yellow Vespa moped down the street.

He is wearing an orange helmet with fox eyes, ears, and black nose in the middle with edgy whisker marks. Around his blue eyes are blue goggles, as he wears an orange leather coat with a white star on the side of his chest, red scarf with one end with a star, and the other end is a crescent moon, black arm sleeves, orange gloves, and black pants and blue sneakers. The most noticeable feature about his face, are his whisker marks.

His name Naruto Haruhara, and he's looking for some ramen!

But luckily, he spotted one.

A ramen stand was just so too happened to be standing at a pizza place. Naruto wondered, if you can mix pizza with ramen, it would be good! The boy has set his sight on the ramen stand as he parks his Vespa down there.

"Oh boy, after traveling for so long, I found a ramen stop!" Naruto states as he gets off of his Vespa, as he walks over to the ramen stand.

"Welcome to the Ramen Stop, what may I get you?" the chef asked him.

"I would like three bowls of ramen; tsukemen, miso, and shoyu, please!" Naruto asked as the chef sweat drop from hearing the order.

"You must've really like ramen, kid." The chef comments as he ties up his bandana. "Alright, challenge accepted!"

Soon the chef was making the three various kinds of ramen for Naruto. The 17-years-old Vesta rider swoon over the smell of his favorite meal of all times. Once the chef is finished, three bowls were placed on the table.

"Dig in, boyo. That'll be $31.20." the chef told him as Naruto hands him his card for the chef to swipe.

"Thanks for the meal!" Naruto thanked as he prepares for his ramen feast. However unknown to him there's a fight going on behind him at the street near the pizza place. A fight between heroes and villains. The heroes, the Teen Titans, a group of super powerful teenagers facing off against three villains called the Hive-5. However, Naruto was so absorbed by the taste of his ramen that he doesn't give a damn. 'Oh, the taste of ramen, thank you my gods!' he thought happily as he eats all of the ramen.

Then a large car dropped out of nowhere, causing the chef to notice and runs away. Naruto look confused by the chef just running away, until a car lands on the stand. The stand was smashed as Naruto just stand there on his seat, eyes bulge blankly as the ramen stand was smashed.

"You Titans are going down!" Mammoth, the one who threw the car, shouted.

"Whoever you three are, all of you are going down!" Robin declares "Titans-"

"YOU BASTARRRRDS!" shout a voice that got both parties stop. They turn to see the Vespa rider, standing behind the ramen shop while on his Vesta. "Do you know what you did!?" he points to the ramen stand.

"So, what? I smash a lot of stuff." Mammoth states in a dismissive tone.

"But you've made a large mistake in destroying the very stand, that grants to supreme goodness made from the gods!" Naruto declares as he has his hands raised up. "You have committed the ultimate crime! AND NOW YOU SHALL REPENT YOUR SINS!" he pulls something out of his coat, it was an orange guitar which surprises the Titans as this guy just pulls out a guitar out from his coat. At a fast speed, Naruto is suddenly near Mammoth, with his guitar raised up as he swings it towards his face, launching him far away from the street and have him crashed into several buildings.

"Dude…" spoke the green Titan, Beast Boy.

"He just sent Mammoth throughout these buildings!?" exclaimed the pink haired girl in purple, Jinx.

Naruto's blinding rage was snapped out of it when he heard Jinx's voice. He turns to see her as his scowling look turns to hearts popping out of his eyes. "Hot damn! A cute girl is in front of me!" Naruto wolf whistled when he saw Jinx, who is shocked when he confronts her. "Hey there, beautiful. What's a girl like you doing around here? Wanna ride my Vespa with me?" he was hitting on her, which shocks Jinx.

"Hey!" Gizmo yelled out "I don't know who you are, but no one humiliates those from Hive!" his spider legs sprout out as he shoots laser beam at Naruto.

However, Naruto was at a blinding speed that even when you blink he's not there. "Is that all you got, you Jimmy Neutron-wannabee?" Naruto mocks as he threw his guitar towards Gizmo.

"Crap!" Gizmo shouts as he dodges the guitar, however it hit Jinx across the face, knocking her out. "Watch where you're throwing that thing, you psycho!"

"Whoops, sorry." Naruto said as he looks at the knocked out Jinx. He rushed over to her aid, turning around, he saw her knocked out face. "NOOOOOOOOO! She's dead!"

"What!?" Gizmo asked in shock.

"I killed her! She's gone to the other side of the world! There's no saving her!" Naruto weeps dramatically as he crouches down in fetal position and rolls around Jinx. "Dear Kami-sama, I'm sorry that I have killed this girl, and forgive me Ramen Gods!" He then stands up, kneels down as he grabs Jinx's face "Time to give this poor girl, mouth to mouth!"

"What!?" Gizmo asked, seeing Naruto bends his head down with his lips puckered up, pressing them onto Jinx's lips while Gizmo stares in shock while gasping in a super slow motion turnaround. The Titans witnessing this were just as shocked as well while Naruto's kiss towards Jinx causes her to twitch around as he releases them, leaving some drool from her as he wipes his mouth.

"Success!" Naruto states as he gives a thumb's up as Jinx's face was as red as a cherry. "As for you, pipsqueak!" Naruto turns to Gizmo as he grabs his guitar. While raising his pick, he sticks out his tongue out like if he's a rock star. "Now then, get ready to rock and roll!" he declares as he strums his guitar, causing high pitch sound frequency that causes most of Gizmo's gadgets and circuitry to fry, thus electrocuting him.

"BAAAAHHH!" Gizmo screams as he is knocked out, with smoke coming out of him.

The Titans were shocked to see this newcomer just defeated a group of villains. When Naruto turn to Jinx, he gave her the same lovey look on his face.

"I'm out of here." Jinx said as she brings out a smoke pellet to throw them to the ground, making a flash as she disappears.

"She got away!" Robin said in surprised.

"Well, at least this guy helped us take down two of those punks." Cyborg comments. Impressed by the boy's guitar and wonder what kind of tech is it.

It was soon the Titans decided to confront the stranger, as Naruto turns to them. "What's up? Here for my autograph? I haven't made an album yet." He said to them.

"Uh we're not here for an autograph." Raven replied.

"Yeah, we were getting our butts kicked by those crazy dudes but you showed up out of nowhere and go Clint Eastwood on them!" Beast Boy said excitingly.

"Well I'm more of a Kurt Russell kind of guy." Naruto comments. "So, who are you guys?"

"Seriously, man? You never heard of the Teen Titans before?" Cyborg asked.

"Is that the name of a band?" Naruto asked as he noticed Starfire "Wow, nice that you got a Tamaranean. Heard they make some cool music."

"Oh, thank you for the compliment, new friend." Starfire said.

"Well as for introductions, I'm Robin. These are my teammates, Cyborg, Beast Boy, Raven, and Starfire."

"Well glad to meet you guys, with some obvious names to remember." Naruto states causing the Titans to look at him in confusion "As for me, I'm Naruto Haruhara, the biggest rock star in the galaxy!"

Starfire gasped when she heard that name. "Are you perhaps related to the Haruko Haruhara?"

"Oh, you've heard about my mom?" Naruto asked as Starfire backs away in shock, looking paler than Raven as she gasped dramatically.

"Star, are you alright?" Robin asked her, but the Tamaranean was too shock to answer.

"So, any of you guys know how to make ramen?" Naruto asked.

Gizmo coughs up as he is picked up by Cyborg, who placed him in cuffs. "Oh man, Slade's not going to like this." He said as Robin confronts him about who is Slade.

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"What just happened!?" demand the HIVE's Headmistress, who was looking at Jinx with a harden glare. It's bad enough that her students failed to defeat the Titans, but this…nobody showed up out of nowhere and have Gizmo and Mammoth captured. This was a large dent on her first impression for her client.

"I-I'm sorry, we were doing our job- "Jinx stammers but is cut off.

"And you and your team failed to defeat the Titans!" the Hive Mistress barks at her as she held her whipping crop tightly.

"Don't worry about your student's failure, Headmistress." Slade told her. Though, he is a little irked that the mission didn't go as planned, but at least he's made known to the Titans that he exists.

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Soon at the Tower, the Titans have brought their new friend, Naruto, to their tower. It was Robin's interest to get him recruited to the Titans. To say the least, Naruto looks around the common room.

"So, you guys have the whole tower by yourselves?" Naruto asked as he enters. "As in, no adult supervision whatsoever?"

"Yeah, dude. It's just in one big tower." Beast Boy states as he grabs a soda from the fridge. Naruto glimpse at the fridge, filled with blue gunk that swear hands the changeling the soda can.

"So, Naruto, care to explain who you are and how you got those powers?" Robin asked.

"Well my mom is an alien, and the sound powers were just random." Naruto answers with a shrug. The Titans were surprised to hear that his mom's an alien "I mainly focus on my sound through my guitar."

"So, your mom is…Haruko Haraharu?" Robin asked.

"Oh, how glorious!" Starfire states as the others look at her in confusion "It is so nice to meet the son of the Haruko!"

"Oh, so you have heard about my mom." Naruto states.

"Indeed. Your mother is a good ally on my planet." Starfire states "She has wiped out an entire Gordanian fleet because of how powerful she is."

"Sweet, that means we got two aliens in the team!" Beast Boy states with a smile close to Raven, resulting her in shoving him away with her powers.

"So, mind introducing me to you guys?" Naruto asked.

"I'm Robin, leader of the Titans." Robin greets.

"I am Starfire, and would you be my friend?" Starfire offered.

"The name's Cyborg, dawg. I give the 'boo' to the 'ya'." Cyborg states.

"And the name's Beast Boy, can change into any animal I can become!" Beast Boy states as he changes into different animals.

"Hi, I'm Raven. I do magic, and whatever." Raven said in a down voice.

"Not much of a talker, is she?" Naruto asked as the Titans just shrugs.

"Don't worry about Rae-Rae, she'll warm you up once you stay longer!" Beast Boy states.

"I say we shall celebrate the welcoming of Friend Naruto's membership in the Titans!" Starfire states while flying up in the air happily.

"Sure thing, I'm thinking of busting my music once I get my own room set up." Naruto replied as he holds his guitar.

"We'll get your room reinstated." Robin told him, seeing him take off his helmet, revealing his long spiky blond hair, with pink streak over the front. "So, Naruto, how would you like to celebrate?"

Naruto gives a smirk, thinking up a perfect spot for the celebration "The carnival's tomorrow so we may as well go there."

"Oh sweet! I can't wait to go to the carnival!" Beast Boy said as he hi-fives Cyborg.

"Popcorn, cotton candy, and chocolate pretzels, they all sound good!" Cyborg replied.

"Please, friends. Can you all explain to me what is the carnival?" Star asked.

"We'll show you once we get there, tomorrow, Star." Robin told her as they all turn to Raven.

"Carnivals are nothing but infested with parasitic-filled junk food, rigged games, and pointless rides." Raven said in monotone.

"Come on, Rae, it'll be fun! You'll love it!" Beast Boy states.

"Yeah, just think about all the prizes there!" Cyborg said as the two tries to convince the empath to come to the carnival with them.

Naruto can chuckle at the two's exaggeration as Raven just looks irritated, as well as Robin as Starfire looks confused. 'This is going to be pretty interesting if I hang out with these guys.' He thought, as Robin thought of something as he confronts Naruto "Sup, man?"

"Well, I've noticed something. If your mom's a well known alien, then who's your dad?" Robin asked as Naruto flinch.

"…Let's just say that you don't want to know." Naruto told him.

"What? But who's-"

"Trust me, man. All you need to know is, my mom's the craziest alien that can drive even Darkseid insane." Naruto states as the boy wonder was left speechless by that information.

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Pairings:

Naruto/Jinx/Blackfire/Terra/Bumble Bee/Argent/Wonder Girl (Final choice, no add ins).

One Night Stands with Naruto(UPDATE): Harley Quinn/Killer Frost/Zatanna/Poison Ivy/Livewire

Other Pairings:

Robin/Starfire

Beast Boy/Raven/(Surprise)

Cyborg/Sarah Simms

The rest is, well you know the point.

I know some of you are disappointed that I didn't include Raven and Starfire in Naruto's harem. Well, you can't please everybody since it's my fic so I can do whatever I want, so don't keep asking me to include Raven and Starfire in, that's my final choice. Deal with it.

Also, there will be a few changes about how will I transition the episodes with Crazy Naruto in it.

Will there be other Naruto characters in it? Only one and that is Sasuke. He'll show up around the episodes soon and it won't be good for him.

If you wanna read more on Naruto/Teen Titans, check out Lewis-Sama(Formerly known as BartWLewis)'s fic, The Green Flash.

Also, remember to review, and all of the flames will be put into Starfire's cooking.