Hello Fanfiction fans! Normally I start my fanfics after weeks of careful planning, but this American Dad! episode gave me such inspiration that I had to write a fanfic about it. Hope you enjoy it!

Prologue: Roger's Regret

"Die, witches!" Principal Lewis cried as he aimed his crossbow at Steve Smith.

Just as Lewis was about to shoot, a spear went through the principal-turned-witch hunter's heart.

As Lewis collapsed, Roger, dressed as his new persona Twanderlust Lumpkin, announced, "I did it. I killed the guy who cut in front of me in the funnel cake line." Roger looked up. "Oh, and there's Steve."

Steve, levitating in an apparition of a giant wolf, was blasting a beam of blood magic at his closest friends. Snot, Barry, and Toshi had conjured a bubble around them for protection, and were blasting their own beam of good boy witches' magic.

"Guys, I don't think we can keep this up much longer," said Snot.

"We will have to retreat!" Toshi exclaimed in Japanese. Thanks to their new skills in witchcraft, Snot and Barry were now able to understand Toshi. Unfortunately, that meant Steve could, too.

"There is nowhere on this Earth you can run to! For soon, it will all be mine!" Steve cackled.

"I thought you just wanted to take over the town," Barry pointed out.

"Things change, boys," said Steve. "And change they must, for me to get the respect I deserve." With that said, Steve turned up the intensity of his blood magic beam. Snot, Barry and Toshi used the last of their strength to increase the defense of their bubble just as the beam made contact.

Then they were soaring through the sky until the trio couldn't be seen anymore.

Stan ran over to Roger, holding Klaus in his hand. "Roger, where did the 90s band Semisonic go? They haven't finished playing "Closing Time" yet!"

"I dunno. I'm just looking for Steve," said Roger. "He's right up there."

"Oh my god, Stan!" Klaus pointed up at Steve, who was still levitating within the wolf apparition. "Steve must have gained the knowledge of witchcraft, becoming corrupt with blood magic, and is now going to take over the world!"

Stan looked up at where Klaus was pointing. "Oh my god, Klaus! Now that we're not remembering 90s bands, I remember that I hate you." Stan placed Klaus on the ground and walked away.

"Wait a minute," Roger thought aloud to himself. "I killed the only witch hunter than I know of over a line cut." Roger fell to his knees. "And if Steve takes over the world, there's a chance that no one will buy that pewter dragon off me! What have I done? What have I done!"