A/N: Hello fellow readers. Remember when I wrote that parody trailer about a year ago that combined RWBY with Captain America: Civil War?
Well, I've decided to do another one. This time with the highly anticipated horror film "It".
Some liberties I've taken: 1) RWBY and JNPR are younger than normal, 2) They all know each other before canon, and 3) Ignore the canon part; this is basically an AU.
Let the parody trailer begin!
Disclaimer: I don't own RWBY or It, the movie or the book by Stephen King. This is simply a parody trailer.
(Cue background music score used in "It" trailer)
A paper is folded.
Rooster Teeth
A corner is folded.
Le MAO Productions
The words "SS Ruby Rose" are written on the folded paper.
Two young children, Yang Xiao Long and Ruby Rose, are shown at a table.
Yang: There you go!
Yang hands her little sister a paper boat and smiles.
Yang: She's all-ready, Captain.
Ruby smiles.
Ruby: Thanks, Yang!
Ruby and Yang hug.
Scene change to Ruby running out in a red rain coat as it rains and roars thunder.
Ruby places the paper boat in the water near the sidewalk, causing the current to have it float away.
Ruby gives chase to the sailing paper boat.
She follows it all across the street, with several scene changes occurring.
She keeps her eyes on the boat as she follows it….
Which unfortunately causes her to see the construction block too late.
Ruby hits her head on it, slipping and falling on her butt.
She's okay and manages to get up, but the paper boat has gotten farther away.
She gives chase to her paper boat.
It begins to near a sewer.
Ruby: NOOOOOO!
She nears the boat, but is too late.
It floats into the sewer opening.
Ruby: No!
She peers into the sewer opening to see if she can spy her paper boat.
She spies nothing for a moment.
…
…
Something pops up.
A clown.
Ruby: Eep!
Scene cuts to black.
FROM
STEPHEN KING'S
TERRIFYING NOVEL
The scene returns to an overlook of the town.
Weiss: Patch isn't like any island I've ever been to before.
Four young children (Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos, Nora Valkyrie, and Lie Ren) are shown riding on bikes.
Yang is sitting in front of a car with her head hiding in her arms, a young Weiss Schnee and Blake Belladonna watching over her a few feet away.
Weiss: People die or disappear six times the inter-Kingdom average.
The Patch Police Department is shown to have established a curfew of 7 pm.
A woman sticks up a "Missing" poster that shows a person named Velvet Scarlatina.
Weiss: And that's just grown-ups. Kids are worse.
Scene blacks out.
Weiss: Way, way worse.
Blake is reading in the library when slowly looks back and notices a red balloon floating by.
Scene blacks out.
Creepy Children: We all float down here.
WBY and some of JNPR are shown entering the sewer with a flashlight, and the scene ends with them looking at something.
Yang is shown.
Yang: I saw something. S-Something….
Jaune is shown.
Jaune: C-Clown.
Pyrrha and Nora are briefly shown next to Jaune before the scene changes (with creepy clown laughter/music) to a creepy house being looked at by Jaune.
Yang quickly looks to Jaune.
Jaune: Y-Yeah, I saw him too.
The group as a whole (WBY and JNPR) is shown before the scene changes to a screen projector being used.
Yang: Look.
As the others watch, she points to the map of the sewers on the screen.
Yang: It's all connected by the sewer. It's where "It" lives.
Jaune takes his inhaler.
…
The screen projector suddenly switches pictures by itself.
Everyone looks on in shock.
The picture now shows Ruby, Yang, and their parents Taiyang Xiao Long and a now deceased Summer Rose canoeing in a river.
Another picture shows the family sitting at a restaurant, enjoying a meal.
Yang: What happened?
Ren tries to get the projector under control.
Another picture shows the family camping.
Nora: Ren?
The pictures continue to switch until it shows the family holding hands….
But then it zooms to the face of Summer Rose, whose hood is up.
The children realize something is wrong.
The pictures begin switching at a speed that makes it look like Summer's hair and hood are flowing in the wind…and that it's not Summer's face under that hood.
The pictures switch even faster as the kids panic.
Pyrrha: TURN IT OFF!
The hair is now flowing freely…and the face is in fact that of a clown, grinning wickedly at the children.
Scene cuts to a card.
THIS SEPTEMBER
(Not really)
Several scenes are shown rapidly as evil laughter plays in the background along with the music.
Jaune running from something.
Nora running across a small, low river.
Cardin Winchester approaching a red balloon.
WHAT
Something with a clawed hand menacingly approaches a panicking JNPR.
ARE
A door cracks open, several hands peering through, almost like victims are trying to get out.
Ren watches on in horror.
YOU
A lot of black liquid sprays up from the drain of the sink in Weiss' face.
A red balloon slowly floats upward to reveal the bottom half of a clown's face.
AFRAID OF?
Yang gasps in shock at the person before her.
Ruby Rose. In her red rain coat.
Ruby: Yang~. If you come with me, you'll float too.
Yang: R-Ruby-.
Ruby speaks rapidly with a maniacal smile.
Ruby: You'll float, too. You'll float, too. You'll float, too!
Yang is scared shitless.
Ruby: YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!
"It" makes its appearance from the water.
Yang gasps.
"It" comes out of the water, charging at Yang.
It: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Scene cuts to black.
IT
A final clip of the clown fully shown on the projector is revealed briefly.
SEPTEMBER 18
(but not really, because this is a parody trailer)
A/N: And there you have it. Now, a couple of things.
1) I have no plans to make this an actual story. It's a parody trailer and that's it. Just like with the Civil War parody trailer.
2) No Semblances were discovered yet because they were kids, in case anyone points out the very obvious way Ruby's death could've been avoided.
3) Velvet was in this because...well, someone had to be shown, and Velvet missing (actually dead) is more sad than anyone else.
4) Cardin was in this because I believe that teen approaching the red balloon is one of the bullies, and Cardin's a bully. So…yeah.
Now…allow me to bestow upon you all my personal canon fact for this parody trailer. It's rather devastating, so brace yourselves….
It was "It" that killed Summer Rose.
And now…"It" has claimed her daughter as well.
Both roses have fallen to "It".
Tragic, isn't it?
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Not sure if I'll do another RWBY parody trailer. Maybe if there's one that I can make compatible with RWBY.
See you in my other stories.
LATERS!