A/N-This story is based of on of my favourite stories 'Endless Possibilities of Jaune Arc' by JC of the Corn. I really liked the idea of the RWBY cast reacting to Jaune Arc is I asked about it and he gave he the green light to make my own series using this idea.
Chapter 1-We're Cops
''Uh, what happened?'' Groaned Ruby.
''Wait where's Jaune!?'' Panicked Pyrrha.
''Uh guys. Were back here again.'' stated Ren as everyone looked at their surroundings and realized were they all were.
''That you are Ren. That you are.'' Everyone turned around and saw a young boy who was around their age, leaning against a wall.''
''Who the hell are you!? Why'd you bring us here!?'' Demanded Yang as she tried to activate Ember Cecilia but she didn't have her weapon on her, nobody had their weapons.
''Yeah if your wondering were your weapons are, there back at Beacon.'' Relied the boy.
''Well how did we get here again?'' Asked Blake
''Well first off, you ever heard of a multiverse theory?''
''Of course we have, but have you?'' Relied Weiss causing the boy to frown.
''Oh my god so transparent, well the theory states that there are an infinite number of universes co-existing with ours on parallel dimensional planes.''
''Dimensional planes of course.'' Repeated Weiss.
''No don't do that.'' The boy grimaced. ''Don't just repeat the last two words I said like you already kind of knew what I was talking about, you have no idea what I'm talking about.''
''Well with that being said, how did we get here.'' Repeated Blake.
''Ah yes well as you'll recall you were all brought here once before sometime in the past were you reacted to alternate versions of your friend Jaune Arc. Well You were brought here by the author known as JC of the Corn. Well I, the person who brought you here this time am known as shuxley004416.'' Nora and Ruby laughed quietly to themselves in the background at the humorous and weird titles.
''Well I, along with many other authors were able to see your reactions to those alternate realities and lots of authors were big fans of it. So much so that I decided to take a crack at it myself so your here to react to more versions of your good friend for my amusement.'' The author then vanished into thin air before any of the RWBY case could ask any more questions.
''So are we really doing this?'' Yang asked as a large screen turned itself on.
''I guess we have no choice.'' deduced Pyrrha as they all got ready to watch.
The camera zooms in on Sun Wukong as he's walking down the street. That is until he stopped by a parked cop car with no-one in sight.
''Oh hey cop car. Where're your drivers? Oh you don't got anyone to drive you? So sad. How about I hop in and we go get us some slurpees?''
''Is he about to do what I think he's about to do?'' Asked Weiss.
''I think he is.'' Replied Yang
''Just like Grand Theft Auto!'' Exclaimed Nora causing everybody to stare at her.
''What do you mean Grand Theft Auto?'' Asked a perplexed Ruby.
''The camera ten switched to Jaune walking down the streets of Vale minding his own business until...
''GET ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE! DO IT! DO IT NOW! I'LL FREAKING SHOOT YOUR LEGS OFF!''
''Oh my god, oh my god.'' Whimpered Jaune as he lied on the floor with his hands behind his head.
''Ha ha ha ha!'' Laughed Sun as he pulled up next to Jaune in a stolen cop car.
''Oh my god he actually did it.'' Muttered Blake.
''That was horrible!'' Exclaimed Pyrrha feeling bad for Jaune.
''That was hilarious!'' Laughed Yang.
''I wanna try that!'' Exclaimed Nora.
''No Nora.'' Muttered Ren.
''Sun? Goddammit you scared the-holy hell did you steal a cop car!? Do you know how illegal that is!?'' Exclaimed Jaune.
''Pfft, who's gonna pull over a cop car? Nobody.'' Sun waved off.
''Wow that actually makes a lot of sense.'' That's kind of scary.''
''Oh Jaune please don't get in the car with him.'' Muttered Pyrrha.
''Oh, I'm starting to like were this is going.'' Stated Yang.
The camera then cut to Sun driving the stolen cop car down the street with Jaune riding shotgun with the cars sirens blaring.
''This is awesome!'' Exclaimed Sun.
''Yeah I was just thinking of littering, but I'd never do it.''
''zzzzz-All cars we've got a 10-83 on third and Jefferson all units respond-zzzzz'' Jaune and Sun just stared at each other before pulling up by a bar apparently known as 'Beerschatz'.
The camera then cut to what seemed to be a crime scene inside the bar. There was a dead body on the floor and a cop already present.
''Alright, what do we got?'' Asked Sun with a faux serious tone of voice.
''Triple cromicide, proops AWOL but the victims got multiple BLT's to the head. Cut and dry.'' Replied the cop.
''Did anyone understand what that guy just said.'' Asked Ren.
''That's damn good police work police guy.'' Complimented Sun.
The bartender then placed two cold mugs of beer onto the counter. ''You two keep fighting the good fight.'' He said referring to Sun and Jaune.
''Wait. These are...Free?'' Sun asked sceptically.
''Yeah, always on the house for cops.'' The bartender replied.
''Yeah...Because were cops.'' Jaune and Sun then grasped their beers and began to drink.
''Oh no.'' Moaned Pyrrha.
''Ha! Its about time vomit boy lived a little.'' Commented Yang.
Blake just narrowed her eyes at Sun's behaviour.
The next few scene's showed Sun and Jaune as they used there status as 'cops' do get free stuff. First they used it to get free pizza, then they used it to get recreational drugs from a medical centre, then they stopped at a strip club were apparently, they gave free lap dances to cops.
The camera then cut to Sun and Jaune in the cop car driving down the street with tons of free stuff in the back seats.
''Dude this is amazing! Look at all this free stuff were getting!'' Exclaimed Jaune.''
''I know right? I should do this more often.'' Commented Sun.
''zzzzz-Car 69 where're you going in such a hurry?-zzzzz''
''Oh crap that's us.'' Muttered Sun. ''Uhh, ah theres a uh...Bank robbery. Happening right know.''
''zzzzz-Theres a bank robbery!?-zzzzz''
''Yeah there's a huge one. Heading there right know radio man.''
''Dude what are you doing?'' Asked Jaune as Sun turned on the sirens.
''Didn't you hear? There's a bank robbery!''
''What! No theres not!''
''Protect and serve!'' Sun exclaimed as he crashed the cop car into the doors of a bank. They then got out, armed with handguns because reasons.
''Are they seriously robbing a bank!?'' Exclaimed Weiss.
''Jaune wouldn't do this in real life would he? Asked Ruby.
Pyrrha just made a mental note to keep Sun and Jaune as far away from each other as possible.
''Where's all your money!? Sun demanded as he walked towards the banker.''
'Please don't shoot me!'' Begged the banker.
''Please don't make me.'' Replied Sun as he cocked his handgun.
Sun and Jaune then ran into the bank vault and began talking bag loads of cash.
''Quick, we've gotta protect all this cash.'' Said Sun hurriedly.
''So no-one can steal. it?'' Asked Jaune.
''Yeah, yeah.'' Sun replied quickly.
''Good thinking.'' Complemented Jaune as he began to gather the bags of cash.
They then walked outside thinking they were in the clear but multiple police cars were parked outside and dozens of police officers, all having their guns drawn and aimed at them.
''Dude what do we do?'' Jaune asked Sun worriedly.
Sun just walked forwards towards the dozens of officers. ''Its alright!'' He called out. ''Were cops!''
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''Its cool they're cops.''
''They're cops.''
''They're cops.''
''They're cops.''
''They're cops.''
''Cops!''
Then all of the cops seemed to forget that the two had just tried to rob a bank and that they pretended to be cops and apparently began partying.
Everyone was silent. Not being able to describe what they just watched.
''Well...At least it...Sort of had a happy ending.'' Deduced Ruby trying to beak the silence.