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Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back?...….I'm Insane but anyway guys YES Your eyes are not playing tricks on you Naruto the Ultimate Jinchuriki is being updated bet you guys forgot all about this one huh? Yep when I said my main priority for this year and beyond would be to bring back older stories I meant what I said and I said what I meant So this guys big things will happen as it goes by fast and quick so I hope you all enjoy.


Naruto stared at the panicking Uchiha girl whose disguise was gone.

'No! How the hell did he do this!' She thought with sweat rapidly shooting down her face.

"Well? Wanna explain the whole 'you're a girl' thing?" Naruto said with a raised eyebrow

She gave a sigh "Fine I'll explain, but not now."

"Fine" The blonde growled before dashing past her at a blinding speed.

'Where the hell is he going?' She thought annoyed and confused At him and his actions before beginning to follow him

*Hyuuga Compound*

"Sir, I need to speak with you and your daughter Hinata." Kakashi spoke To Hiashi, who stared at the silver haired ninja

"Ko" Hiashi said to his second In command, who nodded and disappeared instantly

*Hinata*

"Oh Naruto-Kun." The heiress muttered in her sleep As she snuggled with a Naruto Plushie that she made. It looked exactly like him, down to the whiskers on his cheeks

"Lady Hinata?" A male voice from outside her door woke her up

She gave a yawn and rubbed her eyes. "Yes?" She spoke as Ko entered

"Your father has requested me to bring you to him in the main foyer."

"I'll be right there" Hinata told him as he exited the room, allowing her to get up

*Later*

"Father. Kurenai-Sensei! Kakashi-Sensei!" She was surprised To see them both here.

"Good, now we can get this meeting started."

*Naruto*

The Jinchūriki jumped through the trees As he moved closer and closer to his location.

"Why are you following me Satsuki!" He asked angrily At the uchiha girl behind him

"Why should I tell you?" She said smugly.

"Because I can tell everyone in the entire village that the stuck up prick Sasuke Uchiha is actually a girl." He said equally Smug as she paled.

'Damn it!' She whined mentally As he started moving up again, a building entering his field of vision.

'Found it!' He gained a very wide grin As he headed for it instantly. Naruto landed on the back of the large stone construction that was as tall as the Hokage's office "Finally here." He smiled.

*Konoha*

"WHAT?!" Just about every ninja in the Hokage's office, both rookies and masters, shouted in shock and disbelief from the explanation given to them by Tsunade Which was that Naruto had been tricked into attempting to steal an object that could potentially destroy half of the planet.

"Who the fuck in their right mind would do this?!" Anko exclaimed with a twitching eye.

"We don't know, but it was probably one of the hundreds of people in the village." Tsunade spoke with an evil look that sent shivers down all of their spines

*Naruto*

"Okay, let's do this." Naruto said with a smile when he saw a guard. "Great" His smile became wider until Satsuki tapped his shoulder "What?" He glared Harshly at the Uchiha girl

"Tell me what it is you are doing otherwise I will have to kill you under the suspicion of betraying the village." She ordered To him

"Fine" He said with a stern face. before facing her. "Alright, I got a mission." He told her with a twitching eye Of annoyance

*1 minute later*

"Damn." She said with dot like eyes In shock of his short explanation.

Naruto turned to the guard, pulled out one of his kunai, which Satsuki now noticed was rusted and chipped, and dashed at the man who had no time to react as the blade entered his skull and killed him instantly.

"Let's Go" Naruto smiled calmly.

"Why are your kunai in terrible condition?" Satsuki questioned.

"I just collect kunai that have been used by civilians to injure me. I also don't have a case for them, same with my senbon needles." He spoke making the heiress look appalled.

"Why don't you just buy new ones?!"

"Because the shops always increase the prices of their things when I enter. That's why this is my only outfit, I rarely have any money because my rent changes depending on the missions I take with you guys."

"Rent changes?"

"Overpriced." Naruto said before quietly opening the back door And going in while the Uchiha looked even more shocked. Whenever she entered a store as Sasuke, they LOWERED the prices by 99%.

"Let's go in" Naruto grunted

*Later*

"Where are they?!" An annoyed Kiba barked As he couldn't find them or anyone else.

"Kiba! We're all down here!" His mother yelled At him from below As she ran at high speed with Hinata and Ino

"See anything Hinata?" Into asked worryingly.

"No, not for hundreds of miles. Just trees, there aren't even animals around!" She said in surprise.

"Well, there is a dog…unfortunately he's above us."

"I HEARD THAT!" Kiba yelled As they giggled

"FOCUS!" Tsume barked trying not to laugh herself and ultimately failing as several others joined up with them

*Naruto*

So far, Naruto had killed several guards with his rusted kunai before it finally broke, so then he resorted to his bare hands to beat them to a pulp

Soon he came to a door In the floor

"Finally found it!" He said with a smirk before lifting it open "Ladies first" He said to the Uchiha With a bow and a smile

"Oh how polite" she said being sarcastic a bit As she walked down cautiously

"Watch your step, these stairs look ready to collapse at any moment." She said as Naruto Followed suit quickly

"Man it's dark" He complained quietly

"Yeah I haven't noticed"

"Shut it Teme." He muttered with a growl.

Soon they came to a stop At another door made of metal

"Weird, but cool!" He said before kicking down the door.

*Hinata*

"I see something!" Hinata said with a look of determination

"Where"

"200 yards to the east.

"Let's move!" Tsunade yelled

*Naruto*

Satsuki stared with wide eyes as Naruto snapped a guy's neck with no remorse

"Shall we?" He said happily As she walked slowly Into the large room which had blood and guts everywhere from the 20 other people the Uzumaki had just killed

'Damn, he's more ruthless than I thought. Has he just been holding back?' She thought in fear as she suddenly felt a sharp pain in her leg and arms

"Satsuki!" Naruto panicked as he saw a katana enter her thigh and shuriken enter her arms. He also saw the several Ninjas behind her, they were huge, well built and armed, and they had the Konoha symbol on their chests.

"Naruto Uzumaki." One spoke in a deep voice before retrieving his sword from her leg. "The city of Konoha has ordered your death Kyūbi spawn."

"Damn Civilian Council! I should've known this was a trap!" Naruto muttered when something in the corner of his eye caught his attention; a black urn. 'What the hell is that?' He thought as an arrow flew past his ear

"Naruto!" Satsuki screamed as she was kicked to the ground.

"No witnesses." One spoke with hatred as he lifted his katana and brought it down on her head, Naruto just barely taking the blow by stopping it with his bare hand.

*Hinata*

"So this is the place?" Hinata's father spoke As she gave a nod

"I smell corpses." Tsume said with a cringed nose.

"I see a corpse." Shino spoke up As she pointed forward to the half-eaten body which was being consumed by a wolf

"Gross"

"Cool." Gaara muttered

"Hey I know that Guy" Kuromaru spoke quietly to himself as a wall collapsed

"Let's go" Kakashi exclaimed when they all froze at the sound of a feral roar that the adults knew well. 'The Kyūbi!' They thought in fear as it was mixed with Naruto's own voice

*Naruto*

"GET AWAY FROM HER!" The Jinchūriki growled as red Chakra covered his entire body And he gave swipe at one's head Slicing it into pieces. Naruto let out a loud roar as several Chakra tails bursted from his back

"Run away!" One said Until Naruto sliced him in half. One of the Ninjas was braver than the others as he had a spiked ball on a chain and swung it at Naruto's head, making the Jinchūriki fly right next to the urn with his blood falling on it Which caused it to glow faintly. Naruto growled as the man who now held a kunai to Satsuki's neck

"Stay back Freak or this girl dies!" He yelled with a shit eating grin on his face when the lid to the urn suddenly fell and shattered Releasing a Strong Chakra source that was colored black and white. Suddenly, from within the urn a clawed arm shot out and impaled the Ninja "The hell?" He coughed out As it tore him apart from the inside. Causing him to explode violently Which caused the rest of who were alive to nearly vomit as the urn started cracking.

"10,000 years…" It spoke in a raspy voice as Chakra shot out of it, tearing through the building it was trapped in

"Watch out!" A voice echoed from outside as the large Chakra mass formed into a large humanoid form 50 meters into the air

"What the hell is that thing?!" Naruto said with wide eyes as The beast grew larger and from its backside, ten enormous white Chakra tails shot out And Its body changed to one covered in midnight black fur And it's body only being shown by the moonlight. "That's one big ape."


Uh Oh looks like...SOMETHING was just unleashed onto the world and whatever it was it's obviously not good so that's why you all will have to wait until Next time to find out as Thanks to the Civilian council a Great and Powerful Ancient Evil has been Unsealed that's right...….THEY'VE UNLEASHED WALMART!