Welcome one and all to the first story of the Death Battle series: The Z Fighters!

Now, before I begin, I want to put out a few notes:

First; this story is set in the middle of my other story "Jared and the Universe". No OCs, except maybe one in this chapter, will appear in this story, so there won't be any, or might be slight, spoilers. Which is nice, because that would totally suck.

Second; this story is set between after the "Majin Buu Saga" and before the "Battle of Gods Arc". But, after I get to the middle of the second season of Death Battle, then I'll timeskip through the "Battle of Gods Arc", because THAT Death Battle might spoil too much stuff for the Dragon Ball characters.

Thirdly; I just want everyone to know that this story will NOT be a TeamFourStar parody, even though they're great people. All Dragon Ball character personalities will be from the Anime. Period. Sorry, it's just that I don't want to get a complaint from the author that writes "Two Saiyans Watch Death Battle". I hope you guys understand.

And lastly; I'm not gonna add too many scenes from Death Battle, because I don't want to get a copyright violation from you know who. But when the Dragon Ball characters talk about the scenes; then you'll just to find which scene it is on YouTube. Again, I hope you guys understand.

Anyway, now all that's settled; Disclaimers!:

Death Battle, the analysis, and lines by Wiz and Boomstick, are all own by Screwattack.

Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT, and Dragon Ball Super are all own by Toei Animation and Akira Toriyama.

Star Wars is own by Disney.

Metroid is own by Nintendo.

Now, LETS GET READY FOR THE FIGHT!

HERE WE GO!

Chapter 1: A Mysterious Pacakage From A Mysterious Man!? Death Battle: Boba Fett vs. Samus Aran!

It has been 4 years since the defeat of Majin Buu. With no major threat in sight, the Z Fighters had begun normal lives:

The Son family was resting easy after the horrific fight. Son Goku, the saiyan who defeated Majin Buu, was now a radish farmer. Often, at some points of time, Goku would want to train on King Kai's planet but, because of the wealth the family was in, his wife Chichi would always object that decision. Speaking of the family, their oldest son, Gohan, had finally married the love of his life; Videl, Hercule Satan's daughter. Their youngest son, Goten, was back at school; studying for higher grades. However, he would often sneak out with his father and train with him, but he would always get caught by his mother.

The Breifs family was also resting easy. The father, Vegeta, the Prince of All Saiyans, would often take care of their son (most of the time forced by his wife). But he would sometimes train alone, in order to become stronger than his rival. The mother, Bulma, had return to her studies, so she could bring her company, the Capsule Corporation, up to its greatest heights. The son, Trunks, was also back at school; often joining classes with his best friend and friendly rival Goten.

The rest of the Z Fighters did the same: Krillin became a police officer and spend the days off with his wife, Andriod 18, and his daughter, Marron. Yamcha, Tien, Master Roshi, Piccolo, and the others went back to their normal routines and speeded their days at home.

Every once in a while, the Z Fighters would get together and hang out; sometimes at the Kame House, or at the Capsule Corporation HQ, or at Goku's home at Mt. Paozu.

Yes, Planet Earth was finally in a time of peace...

...Or so it seemed.

"Don't come any closer, or we will shoot!" shouted a police officer, as he and more officers lined up their weapons at a target in the sky.

The target was an old man, his white beard and grey hair showing proof of his age, floating in the air. A white cloak covered his body, with a small opening at his chest; revealing a white shirt underneath. He also had a long white cape. In his right hand was a large grey briefcase. Surprisingly, the old man did not look surprised at the sudden events.

This was all happening in the middle of West City. It was supposed to be a peaceful day for the citizens of this great megalopolis. But suddenly, a couple of hours ago, a white portal appeared in mid-air. The citizens were aghasted from this sudden intrusion. But, as they look at the portal, the old man slowly came out of it. Some people were terrified by his encounter; some even running away. This resulted in the police showing up; which ended in what was happening right now.

"You stay there, and we can do this the easy way!" another police officer shouted.

"Do not be afraid," the old man finally spoke, "I am no threat."

"Oh yah!? Then tell us who you are, what are you doing here, and we can end this, right now!" shouted a police officer, who stepped a bit forward from the others.

"Don't listen to him! He's trying to trick you!" shouted the officer's partner.

"I can assure you, I am not tricking anyone here," the old man responded. He then hovered down to the ground. The officers steadied their guns, as the old man landed. He then looked at the officers again, and said, "I only came here in peace. If you want me to leave, then I'll go. But first, I would like to speak with someone."

"Who!?" an officer shouted out.

The old man smiled at the response. "That's a good question. I would like to speak with Bulma Briefs."

One of the officers widen his eyes.

tap tap tap

Footsteps were heard throughout the police station, as a group of police officers escorted a woman with light blue hair and blue eyes. She was wearing lab coat, that covered the clothes underneath, and black shoes.

This woman was Bulma Briefs.

Not too long after the old man told the policemen why he was here, they were split into two groups. One of the groups took the old man to their station, while their other group, which included the one that was mentioned earlier (who was actually Krillin), headed towards the Capsule Corporation HQ, where they would meet Bulma. They told her everything about the situation, even where the old man was held up. However, Bulma wasn't surprised at all, since she had dealt with aliens coming to Earth before. She reluctantly agreed to come with them.

Now the Policemen, Krillin, and Bulma were nearing the interrogation room; where the old man sat in. Actually, ever since the man first appeared, Krillin was a bit nervous. He didn't know why the old man wanted to see Bulma. He couldn't find any connection between them, which was weird. The other question was what was in that briefcase the old man was holding? Was it a bomb? A dangerous liquid? It could be anything. All he has to do is keep his guard up.

"We're approaching the interrogation room," an officer stated.

"I hope this doesn't end, badly," Krillin whispered.

"You and me both," Bulma replied. As soon as she said that, the group had arrived. They could see the old man inside, sitting in a chair, his hands folded on the table, and his briefcase down at his side. She gulped, as one of the policemen open the door. She then slowly walked in; with the door closing behind her.

The old man looked up at her, and smiled, "Greetings. I assume that you are Bulma Briefs?"

The said woman walked at the opposite end of the table, and sat down in the chair. "Yes, I am," she answered, "Who are you?"

The old man held up one of his hands, and said, "Who I am doesn't matter at the moment. What does matter is that I am here."

"Hmm?" Bulma blinked and raised an eyebrow.

The old man noticed and said, "I do apologize for the confusion I have set upon you. You may not know me, but a friend of mine knows someone who's close to you."

Bulma looked at him and felt the nervousness creep up. Who is this guy talking about?, she thought.

"That, I cannot say, either," the old man surprisingly responded.

Bulma gasped a bit, as she looked at the man, shocked. "You can read my mind?" she asked.

The old man closed his eyes and smiled softly, "Yes, in fact I have many more abilities than reading minds," he then open his eyes and looked at her again, "But my powers isn't the reason why I'm here, Bulma." He then picked up the briefcase and put it on top of the table. Bulma, and Krillin who was standing outside the room, looked at the briefcase. "This gift is why I'm here."

"A gift?" Bulma looked at him, crossing her arms. "I didn't ask for anything. In fact, it's not even close to my birthday."

The old man chuckled at her statement, and said, "Think of it as an early birthday gift. But, all jokes aside, I think you should know that whats inside is very important." He then slid the briefcase closer to Bulma. "I don't mind if you open it or not but, either way, I should still tell you what it is."

The old man folded his hands on the table, and began, "But, before I say anything, I just wanted to say that I am not pulling any tricks up my sleeve; if that is what you were going to ask me next." There was a moment of silence, as Bulma continued staring at the old man. "I am not a trickster, Bulma. I would never do that to people."

"...What makes you I think that I can believe you?" Bulma finally asked.

"Because I never lie," the old man simply answered.

Another moment of silence passed, as everyone continued staring at the old man. Even with all this attention, the old man still put on a calm face.

"...Okay, then," Bulma hesitantly complied. "What's inside this case?"

"What's inside is a series of videos made from another world. A world a lot like yours. My friend...," the old man looked down a bit and lowered his eyebrows. From outside, Krillin figured that something sad happen to the man's friend. A moment later, Bulma figured out, as well. But before she could say anything, the old man looked back up at her, and said, "...he was from that world. I think he would do the same thing as what I'm doing, right now. I think you would be glad to meet him. He was a very nice young man."

Bulma and Krillin showed a bit of sympathy towards the old man. The old man sensed their emotions and softly smiled; appreciating their kindness. Bulma then looked at the briefcase and looked back at the old man, and said, "So, let me get this straight,... you want my friends and I to watch these videos?"

The old man stared at her for a moment, before answering, "That seems to be the easy way to explain it. My friend and I would greatly appreciate it."

"But why, though? I can see why you and your friend would want us to watch this, but is their another reason for all these videos? Do they mean something?" Bulma asked.

"Of importance?" the old man lowered his eyebrows and thought about it. He then answered, "To you, maybe. But to your family and friends, yes."

Bulma was a bit intrigued by his comment. What was inside that briefcase was important. It had also been a real relief for her, Krillin, and to the police. At least the old man wasn't a threat to the planet anymore.

Then, unknown to everyone, the old man looked at his wrist. "Looks like my time is running short. If you have anymore questions, feel free to ask me now."

Bulma looked at him for a moment, and said, "There is just one more thing I would like to know. Why does your friend want to give this to us?"

The old man smiled at her question, and said, "My friend knows of a Saiyan named Son Goku."

Bulma and Krillin widen their eyes. His friend knows Goku!?, they both thought.

FWOOSH

Suddenly, a white portal appeared behind the old man, surprising Bulma and everyone else outside the room. Strangely, the man got up from his chair and said, "I believe that is my cue to leave. Farewell, Bulma Briefs." The old man then turned around and started heading towards the portal. But before he went through, he turn around and said, "Oh, I almost forgot. I want you to tell all of your friends about this," he then looked at the black-glassed window and said, "You too, Krillin."

Krillin was dumbstruck by the old man's statement, as he saw the man continuing towards the portal. No later than that, after the old man went through, the portal quickly closed itself.

Silence filled the police station.

The Next Day...

"...And that's everything," Bulma concluded, as all of her friends listen in on her.

The gang was at Goku's home at Mt. Paozu. Not long after the old man left, Bulma went straight back towards her home, and called everyone. And I meant everyone; Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, Goten, Trunks, Chichi, Videl, Piccolo, Krillin, No. 18, Marron, Master Roshi, Yamcha, Puar, Oolong, Tien, Chaotzu, Launch, Mr. Satan, even Majin Buu (the good one :)). Bulma had just finished telling everyone about yesterday's events.

"That's very interesting," Master Roshi said.

"What did he mean by 'his friend'? Did he say anything else about the him?" Yamcha asked.

"Not really. All we know is that the man's friend knows Goku," Krillin replied.

"I still don't remember who he was talking about?" Goku said. Everyone was surprised when Bulma told them that the man knew him. And ever since then, Goku was trying to remember what the man's friend was.

"I think I know who he's talking about," everyone looked at Vegeta, who had just spoken. The Prince of All Saiyans looked at his rival, and said, "Kakarot, do you remember that time when we both disappeared and ended up fighting alongside with this kid?"

Goku put a hand up to his chin, and thought for a moment. He then snapped his fingers and said, "Oh yeah! Now I remember! You and I went to this strange world filled with these strange creatures. We fought alongside with a bunch of good guys, who were defending something from the bad guys, including a boy named... Jake?.. Jason?.. Jeffery?"

Everyone sweat dropped at Goku, who was trying to guess what the boy's name was. "I believe it was Jared, Dad," Gohan said.

"Oh yah, Jared! Jared! That was his name," Goku remembered.

"Lets not get into too much detail," Vegeta countered, "The point is we helped the kid, saved the day, and came back home. As you may all remember, we were gone for like a few days."

"I still haven't forgive you for disappearing on me, like that!" Chichi shouted at her husband.

"C'mon, Chichi. It was only a few days," Goku smiled goofly.

"Anyway, I still haven't open the case the man gave me. I was actually waiting for you guys to see it," Bulma said.

"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's open it!" Oolong said.

Not long after he said that, Bulma turned around, to where the briefcase was, and put her hands on the case. Everyone gathered around her, so they can see what was inside. Slowly, she pulled the cover off and laid it next to the case. What they saw made some feel odd, while others felt interested.

The cover's background was filled with blood stains. At the bottom, there were pointy spikes protruding from the ground. There were also chains froze in the middle of swinging; a few to the left and a few to the right. And right in the center, showed the logo of the video set.

"Death Battle?" everyone said out loud.

"That's what this kid is so interested in?" Piccolo said.

"You can say that again," No. 18 agreed with him.

"The cover looks gruesome," Videl said.

"I think it looks cool," Trunks said.

"Me too," Goten agreed.

Bulma pulled the set out of the briefcase and found there were more than four sets of DVDs within the box set. She then turn towards the back of the box set. There she found a set of words that told what the series was about. Without hesitation, she began to read:

DEATH BATTLE!, created by Screwattack-

"Screwattack? That must be the company who made this series?" Tine said, before Bulma continued.

-is a series that depicts two combatants in a fight to the death. Each combatant is analyzed on their weapons, armor, and skills, in order to determine the winner, and the outcome of the fight.

"A fight to the death? With weapons, armor, and skills? This is already getting me excited!" Goku smiled, as he followed along.

"Hmph, whatever you say, Kakarot," Vegeta said.

The rules of DEATH BATTLE! are followed:

1.) A Death Battle must always end with the loser dying.

"I have a feeling that every fight is gonna end differently, in every gruesome way possible. Should we let the kids watch this?" Chichi whispered to her husband.

"If it's too gruesome, then we cover their eyes," Goku whispered back.

2.) All traits from every combatant must be represented with accuracy from their canon universes.

"So, it can't be anything non-canon, otherwise the fight would be completely ridiculous. That makes sense," Krillin stated.

3.) Pacifist combatants will not have their peaceful nature interrupt the fight.

"Well, the series is called Death Battle. So, can't argue with that," Yamcha said.

4.) NO. OUTSIDE. HELP.

"Outside help? Does that mean you can't get help from anyone at all?" Goku asked.

"I think so. If a combatant had outside help, then the fight will just be pointless," Gohan answered.

"Man, that sucks," Goku pouted.

Enjoy the fight, and try not do this at home.

WARNING: Each DEATH BATTLE! may contain blood, gore, and cursing. If anyone has a series of seizures in their lifetime, Screwattack will advised them to not watch the fight.

"That shouldn't be a problem. We do fighting all the time!" Goku said.

"That's because almost every fight we had was a risk for our lives," Gohan sweatdropped, remembering his fights with Cell and Evil Buu.

"That seems to be it," Bulma finished.

"Should we watch this?" Videl said. Everyone was silent for the moment. They were all intrigued with the information, but there were a few people who thought that this could be a bit dangerous for the kids, even though they had already went through difficult times with Evil Buu.

Everyone kept thinking about it, before Goku spoke, "I think we should." His family and friends look at him, who had a serious expression on his face. "Jared was a really good person when me and Vegeta met him. If it weren't for him, I may not even be here." Goku then looked at his rival. "Vegeta, you were there when that happen, right?"

Vegeta look at the Saiyan for a moment, before smirking, "Yes. What that kid did was very brave. His actions had made him a true warrior. It would be wise if we watch this..." the prince looked at the DVD box set for a few moments before continuing, with a bit of distaste, "...Death.. Battle,... as an honor for him."

Bulma smiled, "That was the nicest thing I've ever heard from you, honey."

Vegeta noticed her expression and looked away, "Hmph."

"Well, I guess that's settles it. We're gonna watch Death Battle," Bulma announced.

"We'll set up the TV!" Gohan and Krillin said.

"I'll get the snacks," Mr. Satan said.

"Ooo, snacks!" Buu happily cheered.

One Hour Later...

Popcorn and soda was filled in everyone's laps, as the Z Fighters gathered around the flatscreen TV.

Everyone was in specific positions. Yamcha and Tien were sitting on chairs on the left, while behind them Puar and Chaoztsu were floating in the air and Piccolo was standing. On the right, Krillin, No. 18, and Master Roshi were sitting in chairs, with Marron was sitting on No. 18's lap, while behind them Launch, Mr. Satan and Majin Buu were standing. In the front, Goten, Trunks, and Oolong were laying on the floor, while behind them Goku, Vegeta, Chichi, and Bulma were sitting on the couch; right next to them were Gohan and Videl, sitting in a smaller couch.

Bulma had already put in the first disc of DEATH BATTLE! in, as she was holding the remote. "Is everyone ready?" she asked. Everyone nodded as their answer. "Alright, here we go." As soon as she said that, Bulma pressed the play button.

The first thing the Z Fighters saw was an ad about a rental company called Netflix. Too bad these companies don't exist here, Bulma thought, as she remembered her conversation with the old man.

(Cue "Invader" by Jim Johnston)

Then, several seconds after the ad appeared, the same background the Z Fighters saw on front cover of the DVD box set, with the logo DEATH BATTLE being displayed right in the center.

"I really dig the music there," Trunks said, bobbing his head up and down. Goten agreed by doing the same thing.

"Why does Western movie have to begin with a man walking along the sunset or sunrise?" Puar asked, as he looked at the first scene of the episode.

"I have no idea, Puar," Yamcha answered.

Wiz: The bounty hunter. Galactic pirates of living beings.

Boomstick: They blow up shit for cash.

"Well, that's one way to explain it," Chichi stated, while wincing at the foul language.

"Hey Vegeta, when you were in Freiza's army, were there any bounty hunters?" Goku asked his rival.

"There were a few, but I never met them," Vegeta answered.

Wiz: A prime example is Boba Fett, the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy.

"Most feared? Hmph, yeah right," Vegeta disagreed.

Boomstick: But don't forget Samus Aran. She's so badass, whole planets explode when she's done with them. BOOM!

"She destroys planets!? She must be really strong!" Goku was surprised by the statement, while others were confused with Samus' design.

"That's a woman?" Oolong asked, as he looked at Samus' image. "She hardly looks like one."

"Maybe it's because with all that armor on, most people would think she's a man," Tien suggested, as he took a piece of popcorn.

I wanna know what's underneath that armor, Roshi perversely thought.

Wiz: I'm Wiz.

Boomstick: And I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze the weapons, armor, and skills of these two beastly killers and answer the most important question of all: Which of these warriors would win... a Death Battle?

"That was actually pretty interesting," Chaoztsu said, as the intro ended.

"I agree. The host's names do put the series in place," No. 18 said.

"I have a feeling we are going to hear that catchphrase at the beginning of every episode," Videl stated, as she took a sip of her soda.

Boba Fett

The Z Fighters now see a man in a unique set of armor, with a helmet that had a T-shaped visor, with the addition of a cape. In the back, the man seems to be wearing a bulky package; most likely a jet pack. In his hands, was a cylinder-shaped gun.

This man was Boba Fett.

(Cue Star Wars: Episode IV Soundtrack)

Wiz: Boba Fett is well known for his cunning, ruthlessness, and brute force. But his killer instinct relies on his diverse arsenal of death.

"Seems like this guy doesn't give a shit about anything," Trunks said.

"Language, Trunks!" Bulma shouted.

"But still, from the way Wiz said about Boba Fett makes me think that he's cold hearted," Tien suggested.

Boomstick: Plus, he wears the most badass spacesuit ever.

"Bah, that suit doesn't look that great," Vegeta said.

"I don't know, Vegeta. That suit looks kinda cool looking," Goku said, honestly, as he took a handful of popcorn.

Wiz: That's no ordinary armor, Boomstick-

MADALORIAN BODY ARMOR:

- Nearly Indestructible - (This made Goku feel intrigued.)

- Micro Energy Field

- Penetrating Radar - (This reminded Bulma of the Dragon Ball Radar.)

- Protection from Fire, Poison, Acid, Cold

- Retractable Drinking Straw - (This one made everyone feel a bit weird.)

Wiz: -that's Fett's Mandalorian Armor, forged of nearly indestructible Duraplast, containing a micro-energy field for dispersing impacts.

"Nearly indestructible!? That's amazing!" Goku said.

The armor interested Vegeta, as well. That armor could be even stronger than the Saiyan armor, he thought.

Boomstick: This guy can have a freaking bomb blow up in his face and still walk away.

"And that statement proves its indestructibility," Gohan agreed with his father.

WRIST GAUNTLETS:

- Flame Projector

- Fibercord Whip - (This made Roshi and Oolong think of all the dirty things they could do with that whip.)

- Wrist Laser

- Concussion Missiles

- Stun Missiles

Wiz: His gauntlets house a flamethrower with a reach of 5 meters, a fibercord whip, and numerous concussion and stun missiles.

"A flamethrower on your wrists? That's dangerous, but also impressive," Bulma stated, "And concussion and stun missiles? Why can't the military use those instead of live gunpowder?"

"I think the police is starting to use concussion bullets, instead of real bullets; just to keep the death count low," Krillin said.

EE-3 CARBINE RIFLE:

- Fires in short bursts

- Scope-Outfitted

- Shoulder Sling

- Rock-A-Bye Rifle...

Wiz: His weapon of choice is his EE-3 Carbine Rifle, an extremely accurate and powerful weapon which Fett often cradles like a child.

Boomstick: Yeah... I do that with my guns, too...

That comment Boomstick got some people looking at the screen in a weird way. "That's not weird at all," Roshi whispered to himself. I wonder if Launch's 'other side' does that, he thought, as he looked at her.

Wiz: That's not weird at all, Boomstick.

That's what I just said!, Roshi thought.

Wiz: Fill us on Fett's heavy weaponry.

MITRINOMON Z-6 JETPACK:

- Up to One Minute of Flight

- Max Speed: 145 kph

- Magnetic Grappling Hook

- Anti-Vehicle Homing Rocket

Boomstick: Well, everybody and their grandmother knows that Fett can zoom around on his badass jetpack, but that jetpack also has a single anti-vehicle homing rocket, and believe me, you don't want to see this thing heading your way.

Why do I get the awful feeling that I'm craving these weapons?, Launch thought, while others were reacting differently.

"So that bulky thing on his back is called a jetpack!? That's so cool!" Goten said.

"I want one of those!" Trunks said.

"I don't think you two would keep up with us, once we're flying," Gohan said, as he took a sip of his soda.

Wiz: That's right, Boomstick. In short, Fett is a human Swiss Army knife. He's killed hundreds of criminals, politicians and Jedi. He's even held his own against Darth Vader... twice.

"Darth.. Vader?" Marron said to herself.

"Must be the guy in that black suit," Piccolo said, as he looked at the current scene of the episode.

Boomstick: Holy shit, that is hardcore!

"If Boba Fett can stand up to a guy like Darth Vader, he must be pretty strong," Goku smirked, as he suspected Darth Vader was a powerful figure.

Wiz: He became leader of the Mandalorian mercenaries after the Galactic Civil War, and battled Mace Windu to a draw when he was 12 years old.

"I think Gohan battling Cell was more impressive than that," Krillin smiled, as he looked at his friend.

Boomstick: Sam Jackson's got nothing on him.

"Sam Jackson?" everyone said.

"Must be some person from Jared's world," Bulma guessed.

But while everyone was enjoying Boba Fett's weapons, armor, and skills, the Z Fighters also knew that, as the saying goes, with every power comes a weakness.

Wiz: But, with all his awesomeness, every so often Fett will totally blow it. He's fallen into the Sarlacc three times. Three! And the Sarlacc's not exactly running around, looking for snacks.

"Three times? Really? Are you kidding me, right now!?" No. 18 retaliated, as she looked at the scene that showed the sand creature.

"Does the term 'learning from your mistakes' exist or something?" Videl agreed, talking with sarcasm.

Boomstick: Three times? How do you even do that once? It's a giant hole in the ground with teeth, and he's got a jet pack!

"Exactly! If he has that jetpack, why can't he just use it, to avoid being eaten alive by that thing!?" Mr. Satan said.

"What an idiot," Goten and Trunks said, while shaking their heads.

Wiz: Still, even with his ridiculous flaws, Boba Fett is a whole new meaning of deadly.

Darth Vader: No disintegration.

The sound of Vader's voice made everyone's spine tingle, even Vegeta's.

Boba Fett: As you wish.

The analysis of Boba Fett had ended, giving Bulma time to pause the video.

"What are you doing, Mom?" Trunks asked.

"I just figured out how all of the episodes is gonna go out," Bulma indirectly answered her son's question. The Z Fighters then looked at her, as she began, "In each episode, they are gonna introduce the combatants. Next, they're gonna do an analysis on each combatant; say, for example, what does this man or woman do that makes him or her fearful,... and what flaws does he or she have. Then, after the analysis' are done, the two combatants are gonna fight each other to the death. And finally, once that's over, the hosts are gonna talk about the outcome, and tell us why this combatant won and why the other one lost."

"Hmm, good output, Bulma," Goku complimented. Everyone else agreed with the CEO of the Capsule Corporation. It was like, learning about who your opponents are and what they could do. And also learning their weaknesses can help you formulate a plan to win.

It was very interesting for them to find out what the show was gonna be like all the time. At least the show wouldn't bore them.

"Anyway, now all that's laid out, does anyone here have any thoughts about Boba Fett?" Bulma asked.

"I like his jetpack!" Goten and Trunks shouted.

"I favored the whip," Roshi giggled.

WHAM!

"OW! WHAT GIVES!?"

"Pervert," Chichi said, holding a frying pan.

"I still can't believe he fell into the same pit three times," No. 18 said.

"I agree. No one should make the same mistake," Piccolo stated.

"His armor may be of some use," Vegeta admitted.

"Anyone else?" Bulma looked around the room. No one else responded. "Okay, time to see who Samus Aran is," she said, right before pressing 'play'.

Samus Aran

The next combatant the Z Fighters saw was a picture of a woman with blonde hair, inside a smooth orange suit, with a red chest plate and a helmet with a green visor. But up above the armor, there was an image of the same woman. This showed her not in the armor, but in a blue tight suit.

This woman was Samus Aran.

"So, that's what she really looks like," Oolong said, as he look at Samus in the blue suit.

"Don't get any bright ideas," Chichi growled, as she pointed the frying pan towards him. This made Oolong stop talking. But, even though she didn't want Oolong or Roshi to think about that, Chichi was actually proud that there was a woman in Death Battle. If she were to speak about this right now, the other women in the room, Bulma, No. 18, Videl, and even Launch, would've agreed.

(Cue Super Metroid Sountrack)

Wiz: Samus Aran was infused with bird-like Chozo DNA at a young age, increasing her strength, speed, and athletic ability far beyond those of a normal human being.

"She was infused with another DNA!? How the hell did that happen!?" Yamcha said, shocked with the information he just heard.

"Science...," Bulma simply answered.

Boomstick: How do they do that!? I want me some bird DNA!

"...But I don't think it's that simple," Bulma sweatdropped.

POWER SUIT:

- Shields entire body

- Environmental Protection

- Easy to Upgrade

- No Restriction of Movement or Flexibility

Wiz: She wears the Power Suit, typically in Varia form, shielding her entire body without restricting any movement or flexibility.

Boomstick: Too bad it makes her look like a dude...

"See? I was right. That armor does look her like a man," Tien said, who guessed earlier.

"But still, why does the armor make her look like a man? Why can't the armor be more feminine?" Gohan asked.

"Well, that's another mystery on the list," Goten said.

ARM CANNON:

- Easy to Upgrade

- Power Beam

- Charge Beam

- Ice Beam

- Grapple Beam

- Missiles

Wiz: Her primary weapon, the Arm Cannon, has acquired numerous awesome upgrades over the years. Though, the basic Power Beam is a pea shooter with a pathetic range.

"Lame," Goten said, as he took a sip of his soda.

"I don't know, Goten. There could be a catch to this," Trunks said.

Boomstick: But when it's fully charged, it'll blow your face off. BAM! Shoop Da Whoop!

The Z Fighters then see Samus charging a blast at cute, white, little creature, before releasing the blast; sending the creature far away from her.

BLEEERRGH!

Everyone started laughing, as Trunks was covered in Goten's soda and spit. "HEY!? WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?" he yelled.

"Sorry!" Goten apologized, while Bulma handed Trunks a towel to wipe the soda off.

Wiz: The Arm Cannon can also use an Ice Beam, a Grapple Beam, and a plethora of seeking and super missiles.

"So, its kinda like Fett's jetpack, but the weapons are on the arm," Launch quietly said, before realizing it. She then shook her head and blinked. What did I just say?, she thought.

SCREW ATTACK:

- Powerful Electric Charge

- Temporary Invincibility

- Extremely Fast

- Namesake of an Awesome Website! - ("I'm guessing that's also the name of the company that made this series," Videl said. The others agreed.)

Wiz: Samus controls the skies with a powerful and speedy Screw Attack,-

MORPH BALL ALT-FORM:

- One Meter Diameter

- Can Release Bombs

- Jumping Ability

- Also Called "Maru Mari" - (Everyone chuckled at the silly nickname)

- Can Access Small or Hard to Reach Places

Wiz: -and if there's trouble on the battlefield, she can curl up into Morph Ball mode and slip away unnoticed.

Boomstick: What the f...!? How does she do that?

Wiz: Bird DNA, Boomstick. Bird DNA.

"Wait a minute, do birds curl up into a morph ball?" Chaoztsu asked.

"Well, they don't morph, but birds do curl up in order to protect themselves from the cold whether, or they just do it because they want to go to sleep," Gohan explained.

"Man, you learn a lot from your studies, Gohan," Goku complimented.

"That's my Gohan," Chichi smiled. Gohan blushed in embarrassment, while Videl giggled.

POWER BOMBS:

- Huge Blast Radius

- Deals Massive Damage

- Crystal Flash Healing Ability

- Deployed only in Morph Ball Mode

Boomstick: Samus also has a freaking huge supply of Power Bombs, which will destroy anything on the screen in seconds. Nothing survives!

"Woah! Those Power Bombs sure are powerful, alright!" Goku said, looking at the current scene, also not knowing that he'd made a joke. Everyone chuckled, making the Saiyan look around in confusion. What? What did I say?, he thought.

Wiz: She is known to be the bounty hunter capable of taking on impossible missions, fighting massive beasts and even wiping out an entire species.

The Z Fighters see Samus fighting giant monsters, including a giant bird-looking robot that spits out endless fireballs. "That bird looks almost as big as Shenron!" Goten said.

"That's a great achievement, right there," Puar said.

"You said it, pal," Yamcha complimented. The others agreed. Seeing someone fighting giant aliens is a big goal on their book.

Wiz: However, she often makes mistakes. Somehow, she always seems to lose all her power-ups and upgrades at the beginning of every mission.

"Wait, what? How can she lose all her power-ups and upgrades at the beginning of every mission!? What kind of game is this!?" Trunks said.

"That is ridiculous," Piccolo agreed.

Boomstick: Man, someone get this chick a purse.

"Oh, he did not just say that!" Chichi shouted, before running towards the TV screen.

But before she could reach though, Goku grabbed her by the waist and pulled her towards him. "Whoa, calm down, Chichi. This is just a TV series! The hosts don't even exist!" he explained.

Chichi slowly calm down, while also blushing with the way her husband was holding her. "F-Fine. Alright...," she said, even though she was still a bit mad at Boomstick's statement.

Samus Aran: Time to go.

And thus ended her analysis.

"So, what do you guys think of Samus?" Bulma asked everyone. "I, personally, like her Arm Cannon, especially with all those upgrades."

"Her Morph Ball mode looks really cool," Goten said. I wonder if I can do that, he then thought.

"I think those Power Bombs would be a challenge, if they were real," Goku said.

"And how would you be able to withstand that?" Vegeta asked his rival.

"Easy, I'll go Super Saiyan 3 and let the blast hit me, dead-on," Goku explained. Everyone blankly looked at him. "What?"

"Don't be so foolish, Goku. That blast could kill you," Piccolo stated.

Goku just shrugged his shoulders. "Eh, it's worth a shot."

"Anyway, does anyone else have anything to say about Samus?" Bulma asked. But before anyone could-

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all!

Boomstick: But first, we gotta pay off my double barrel, bazooka shotgun. Thanks to Netflix.

The Z Fighters look at the screen, for a second, before Hercule said, "I don't think a double barrel, bazooka shotgun exists."

"Okay, scratch that, who do you think who's going to win?" Bulma asked.

"I think Samus, because I think her achievements are way better than Boba Fett's," Trunks said.

"Plus, she's got a arm cannon!" Goten agreed.

"Samus!" Marron cheered.

"Samus," No. 18 said, while chuckling from her daughter's squeaky voice.

"Boba Fett. His armor is nearly indestructible; much more powerful than Samus' armor," Vegeta explained.

"Agreed," Piccolo said.

"I don't know, Vegeta. Her power bombs might do the trick," Goku suggested.

"I agree with Goku," Krillin said.

Launch and Buu were indecisive, while the others thought that Samus was going to win. But, as everyone decided who was going to win, the ad that was on the screen was nearing its conclusion.

Boomstick: Oh, yeah. Well, it's time for a DEATH BATTLE!

The first thing the Z Fighters saw was nothing but outer space. A moment later, they see a spaceship flying towards the screen, which the Z Fighters quickly concluded that it was Samus', because the front of the ship was a fuseage of her helmet's green visor. But suddenly, as it quietly travels through the void, her ship is hit by Boba Fett's ship, which appears out of nowhere.

The resulting blast from Fett's ship, sends Samus's towards a planet nearby, which actually looked a lot similar to theirs. The ship crash lands into the middle of a city. Samus slowly gets out of her ship, while Boba Fett slowly hovers down, with the help of his jet pack. Samus somersaults from the top of her ship and lands on the ground.

Silence ensues, as Boba Fett and Samus Aran stare at one another.

The Z Fighters look closely at the screen, as this fight will determine who will be superior.

FIGHT!

Samus fires her Power Beam at Fett, but the blasts instantly fade out before they could reach him.

"Well, that's not working," Krillin said, not nervous at all.

Fett counterattacks with EE-3 Carbine Rifle, landing direct hits on Samus. Before his rifle could land more hits, Samus jumps into the air and fires a missile. Fett tries the blow it in mid-air with his rifle, but thee missile hits him, causing damage. But, with the help of his Mandalorian Armor, the missile doesn't blow him away.

"Damn, that armor is strong," Goku admitted.

Samus lands right in front of Fett. Wrong choice. Fett then uses his flame gauntlets on her, causing her to back away from the flames, but also causing more damage. Quickly, Samus jumps back, and lands on the ground, and fires another missile at Fett. But, this time, Fett is able to notice it. He activates his jetpack and files into the sky, just before the missile could hit him.

"If it weren't for his jetpack, Samus would've won right there!" Chaoztsu complained.

In the sky, Fett was able to dodge a strike of Samus' Screw Attack. Samus then chases after him. With the help of her speed, Samus is able to catch up to Fett. She nails him in the back and sends him tumbling to the ground.

"Go Samus!" Marron shouted.

But, even with the hit, Fett was able to land safely on the ground. Just as Samus lands, Fett fires off his stun missiles from his gauntlets, causing more damage on her. Samus quickly goes into her morph ball mode, before the missiles could finish her off. Noticing this, Fett fires off his Anti-Vehicle Homing Rocket.

BOOM!

"Oh no!" Goten and Trunks shouted.

The rocket strikes the ground, as Samus was attempting to roll away from the rocket, causing a lot of debris. Vegeta smiled, thinking that Boba Fett claimed victory. As the explosion died down, Fett slowly walks towards the debris, to see if there was a body left in the wreckage.

But as he looked out on the wreckage, he didn't notice what was happening behind him. The Z Fighters were surprised to see Samus, alive and well, in her Morph Ball mode, slowly rolling close to him. There, she planted a Power Bomb behind his feet, and then slowly rolled back off-screen.

The bomb detonates, the blast radius quickly spreading and whitening the screen. The blast stuns Boba Fett, as the blast causes a lot of damage towards him. As the screen begins to clear up, Samus is quickly seen standing in front of him. Fett notices her and fires off a rocket. Samus dodges and fires off an Ice Beam, freezing Boba Fett.

Samus then charges up her Arm Cannon. Fett struggles to break free, but it was too late. Samus flips forward, lands on her knees, and aims her Arm Cannon up to his head.

Samus Aran: You're mine.

BANG!

Samus fires her fully-charged blast, which blows Fett's entire head off. His head flies off of his body and lands near on the ground.

K.O.!

"That was awesome!" Goten and Trunks shouted, as they cheered for Samus' victory. The other Z Fighters cheered or clapped on as the battle reach its conclusion. Piccolo and Vegeta didn't mind Boba Fett losing, but Vegeta was a bit annoyed.

Boomstick: Holy shit! Did you see that, Wiz? That was insane!

Wiz: Fett battled like a champ, but in the end, Samus' superior technology and athletic skills trumped him... hard. While her basic Power Beam failed miserably, Samus put her Chozo DNA to work by jumping and dodging around Fett's offenses. Boba Fett, who relies more on cunning and brute force, simply didn't have the means necessary to catch Samus.

"So, basically, Samus had more environmental exprience. And with the help of her fused DNA, she was able to be more faster than Boba Fett; giving her the advantage," Bulma theorized.

Boomstick: He was shooting all over the place, but that space chick was just too quick for him. He even tried to use his homing rocket, but anybody whose blown up a lot of shit knows anti-vehicle rockets don't work too well with people.

"Ain't that the truth," No. 18 sarcastically said.

Wiz: Fett's micro-energy field managed to minimize the damage he took from the power bomb, but by that point, it was all over. Samus froze Fett with her Ice Beam and finished him off with a Charge Beam to the face.

"Wiz and Boomstick are basically telling the whole fight in their own words," Oolong stated.

"Yah, but by telling us this, they're also telling us how Samus won and how Fett lost," Gohan explained.

"Oh, I get it now," Puar agreed with the half-saiyan.

Boomstick: She sure stopped him cold.

"Boo," Goten and Trunks said.

"Me?" Buu asked.

"No," everyone replied.

Wiz: That's right, Boomstick. The Winner is Samus Aran.

"Alright, that episode was pretty good," Bulma said.

"Yah, I agree. No wonder Jared is interested in this series," Goku said.

"That still doesn't explain why though," Vegeta said.

"Maybe we can find the reason why, if we watch more of these episodes," Krillin suggested. But, just as he said that...

Boomstick: Next Time on Death Battle...

On the screen, the Z Fighters saw a flurry of punches in a purple flame. They then see a burning odd looking symbol. The symbol fades away, but not before a creepy voice is heard in the background.

?: Your soul is mine.

Everyone was silent, as the episode finally ended.

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"Well, Krillin, I think we're about to find out," Goku said, before walking towards the TV.

To Be Continued...

"The combatants are evil!? That's something you don't see everyday!"