LEGENDS VS SURVIVOR: Episode 4 - The deadliest course you'll ever see.

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"So, heard from Zekrom that Kartana managed to manipulate him into voting off Articuno. Clever play. He is a threat sure, but already playing the manipulation game this early into the game? Pfft!" Reshiram laughed.

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Nihilego, Xurkitree, Kartana, Celesteela and Guzzlord were in a secluded area with a fire going.

"Alright. By now, I'm sure Zekrom has told what I did to him." Kartana confessed.

"You just painted a giant target on your back." Celesteela told him.

"You think I didn't already know that? Ugh." Kartana hissed.

"Brrrgh!" Guzzlord burped.

"Why care when it will mean nothing in the end." Nihilego told them.

"Why did you even call us here in the first place?" Celesteela asked the paper like Pokemon.

"Form a inter team alliance."

"To save your arse when it comes to elimination?" she responded.

Kartana grunted.

"Listen, the bulk hate our guts. We gotta stick together. Now let's talk threats." Kartana told everyone.

"Well, winning the last two, I've noticed Darkrai and Rayquaza have been two of the more successful members of the group…" Celesteela told.

"Yes… Azelf appears to be the MVP in outside of me and Xurkitree." Kartana explained.

"How about weak links?" Xurkitree asked.

"Hmm, Shaymin is fat and slow and just complains about everything." Celesteela told them all.

"Brgh?" Guzzlord blurted.

"No Guzzlord, we can't have fried Magikarp tonight…"

"Arceus was close, but I think she just had a bad run." Xurkitree confessed.

They continued to talk for about another hour. However, they didn't realise a certain little terrorist was watching and listening to their whole conversation.

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"Heh, I struck gold. I was going out far to go test some explosives I made up to see the effects, but I got more than I wanted. Glad they see me as a threat but that in a way isn't good either." Azelf told the camera. "Luckily for me, I got it all recorded!" she grinned, holding up a phone and played the conversation, laughing evilly.

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The next day…

"Challenge time!" Marshadow yelled out as everyone left their cabins.

Mewtwo's was nearly in pieces due to Marshadow waking him up in the mornings and Mew intruding whenever she gets the chance.

"So Team Sun had some interesting reveals in the last elimination, getting to see who is buddy buddy with each other." Spectre announced. Latias shifted herself nervously as Solgaleo glared at her.

"Righto! While you nerds were asleep! Marshadow, myself and the thousand Alolan ratatta interns we hire built something special last night!" Spectre told everyone.

"This is not going to end well…" Giratina groaned.

"Everyone to the beach!" Marshadow shouted, disappearing.

There was an awkward silence but Darkrai and Xerneas were the first to leave for the beach as everyone followed.

When the beach came into sight, the legends were in awe at what they were looking at.

It was a giant obstacle course, about 10 meters into the air.

"Jesus…" Rayquaza said out loud.

"Ok! So, as you can see we have an obstacle course. Pretty self-explanatory, first team to have all their members fall into the water loses and goes to elimination!" Marshadow explained.

"That doesn't sound too bad." Groudon muttered. He was getting slightly better at swimming.

"Oh? Did we forget to mention that the water is filled with the most deadliest water type Pokémon we could find? For example, Sharpedo, Wishiwashi school form etc." Marshadow continued.

Everyone glared at Groudon.

"And the obstacles get progressively harder. Each team will start on one side and in the centre, is paddles to knock off the other team! Good luck!" Spectre told all of them as the two teams split to their sides.

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"Okay, a few hits, a fall into deadly waters and potential elimination. Can't be that bad, now can it?" Lunala said.

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Each side was stationed at their retrospective sides. Spectre, Marshadow and Tia were stationed in a tower.

"HEY! What are you doing with my daughter!" Latias demanded.

"Oh, Tia will be assisting us with the distractions!" Spectre told them.

Latias face turned from semi-cheery to down straight mortified.

"Ok team Moon! We are going to make it three in a row! Hopefully, Solgaleo will get it this team round!" Lunala announced to the team.

On the other side of the obstacle course…

"Ok guys, sure we have lost the last two and aren't exactly close with each other." Arceus tried to talk, but we silenced by Solgaleo.

"We get those paddles and smack them off!" Solgaleo announced.

"I don't have hands and I'm made of paper! How am I meant to pick up a paddle!" Kartana complained.

"Use your imagination." Solgaleo grunted.

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"Ohoo! Solgaleo better watch how he talks to me!" Kartana hissed.

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"Ok Interns! Release the carnivores!" Spectre said into the walkie talkie.

He heard a few screams. He looked over to the side to see the deadly water pokemon be released. But also saw a few bodies and pieces of bodies of the Alolan ratatta's.

"What's wrong Mister Spectre?" Tia asked.

"Uh, don't worry about it kid. Just get ready to hit mummy and daddy with this goo!" Spectre said nervously to the kid.

"Okay!" she said skipping over the goo gun as Marshadow looked over the side at the corpses.

"Oh dear." Marshadow muttered.

"It's fine, we can get some more." Spectre told him as he walked over to the guns filled with things to interfere with the challenge. "Okay Legends! Have fun!"

"Burn…" Azelf muttered.

"3! 2! 1! GO!" Marshadow shouted as a hooter went off.

Nihilego fell into the water straight away before anyone else moved.

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"Fucking nihilistic bitch!" Shaymin screamed.

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Most of the legends hesitated at first, due to how unstable the platform looked, most likely like that on purpose. However, Tapu Koko was the first to really make an impact.

"Shit! That retarded bird thing is making progress!" Mewtwo cursed as he jumped from the start to the next platform, followed by Zekrom and Arceus.

Guzzlord tried making the jump, but failed. He fell into the water with the Sharpedos all screaming in fear of being crushed. They moved as the Ultra Beast made contact with the water. Due to the collision, the obstacle course shook a bit as legends that had actually moved found it difficult to stay where they were.

Tapu Koko lead the charge for Team Moon with Rayquaza and Latios not to far behind while Mewtwo, Zekrom and Arceus were also making the same progress. With the course being a mirror to each side, the trio's faced against swinging bags with sharp spikes piercing off them, with only small platforms to jump from.

"Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home! – Brendan Gleeson" Tapu Koko blurted out.

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"The fact Tapu Koko only speaks in quotes is just sheer annoying… I mean! Two hookers and a racist dwarf! What does that have to do with an obstacle course?!" Latios moaned, rubbing the side of his head.

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Solgaleo had managed to catch up with his team and simply jumped through the swing spike bags.

Mewtwo's jaw dropped and eventually growled.

Solgaleo however didn't continue on.

"What is he doing?" Spectre asked Marshadow.

"Dunno. Lets leave him and see what he plays at. Could bring in views!" Marshadow laughed.

"Nice! Hey Tia! You can start firing the goo cannon now!" Spectre told the young girl.

"Yay!" she squealed, holding down the trigger and firing some strange acidic goo randomly over the course. "Daddy! Catch!"

Rayquaza's eyes widened as his young daughter fired straight at him with the goo hitting him in the side. It was extremely sticky and was flowing down his side.

"This is gross…" he moaned as he was hit again but in the head. Due to the goo being so acidic, it burnt his eyes with him screaming in pain, falling off in the process.

"Opps…" Tia muttered to herself.

"No! That was good! Good girl!" Marshadow told her. "Do it again!"

"Okay!" Tia said innocently, now aiming at her mother.

Latias made it past the swinging spike bags only to find a glaring Solgaleo.

"What!" Latias snapped.

"You voted for me last time!" Solgaleo hissed at her. The eon Pokemon rolled her eyes.

"Can we worry about that later and focus on the challenge!?" Latias told him.

"It can wait. This is for voting for me!" Solgaleo roared approached Latias, about to shove her off the side.

"Uh, Kartana? Should we stop him?" Xurkitree asked his fellow Ultra Beast.

"Nah. If he is dumb enough to touch Latias, he has the whole camp on him. Meaning he will be an easy target to get rid of." Kartana explained.

"Oh…"

As Solgaleo was making the movement to shove the girl off the side, he was covered in green goo. Like Rayquaza, it got in his eyes and were burning like a bitch. The lion began to thrash around as he smacked Latias off and eventually wobbled off the side himself as the two Ultra Beasts stood and watch with the rest of the team making progress.

"Huh. Well. That was eventful…" Kartana said sarcastically as the duo heard the two being attacked by the water Pokemon Spectre and Marshadow released into the waters below.

Lunala was laughing as she watched Solgaleo be assaulted.

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"OH! I do wish I had a camera on me at the time. But then remembered we are surrounded by camera's! Hahahaha!" Lunala laughed.

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And while laughing, a giant flaming boulder was shot in the air and hit her directly off to suffer the same fate as Solgaleo.

"And I've come to the realisation that both of the team captains are fucking idiots!" Azelf grumbled to herself as she climbed a wall with punching bags firing out of the wall.

"Yeah. NO HANDS!" Shaymin shouted.

"Then be useful and be a distraction so we don't get hit!" Reshiram yelled at the Sinnoh Pokemon.

"Yeah no!" Shaymin snapped.

Reshiram was sick of her complaining. She jumped back to the platform behind her and approached Shaymin.

"What do you think you're doing?" Shaymin asked.

Reshiram swatted Shaymin off to the side as she crashed into the water.

"RESHIRAM! What did you do that for!?" Dialga yelled at the vast white Pokemon.

"One, she was a waste of space on these tiny ass platforms. Two, she was giving me a headache." Reshiram told Dialga as she began to climb the wall again.

"That's no reason to hit her off! She was our teammate!" Dialga argued.

"Yeah and what was she doing to contribute to the team? Being in the way that's what! We need to get to the center and get those paddles so I can beat Zekrom and Kyurems arse!" Reshiram hissed as she climbed over the wall.

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"Probably that time of the month for her." Dialga confessed. "Oh wait, it's Reshiram. That's how she always is! And it's getting on my nerve!"

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Zygarde tried to slither over the wall but was hit by a beach ball that was on fire. The order Pokemon fell into the water and sank straight to the bottom.

The competitors that had made it over the punching wall were now facing platforms again but this time with soap rubbed all over it and turning around as well. To the sides of them were pipes.

Groudon, who had done well to made it this far, tried to make the first jump. But sadly, he got on but slipped instantly, failing to grab on to the platform as he fell into the sea.

Likewise, over on the team Moon side, Celesteela tried to make the jump but failed.

"Hmm, after this, they only have one more obstacle before the paddles. Shall we step the pace?" Marshadow asked Spectre.

"Go for it."

Xerneas, Necrozma and Xurkitree were on the slippery platforms making slowly but steady progress. As for on the other side, Reshiram and Latios were at about the same point.

Suddenly, the platforms began to bounce up and down, shaking side to side as well.

"Wh-what's happ- ahhhh!" Xerneas cried but eventually fell off the platform with her two mates joining her. While falling, they saw Reshiram and Latios fall to the same fate.

"Team Sun are with 7 players as is Team Moon! Keep moving otherwise it's just gunna get worse!" Spectre said through a megaphone as Tia began to shoot more goo on to the course.

"There is 7 of them and 7 of us! Worst case scenario is that its 7 vs 7 battle!" Arceus shouted to the remain members of Team Sun as Mewtwo was the first to make it across.

Mewtwo looked up to the see a large trampoline and then a net. On the other side of the net was the centre of the course with a pile of paddle stack upon each other.

He made a leap on to the trampoline and launched himself towards the net. However, as he was in the air, Mewtwo was hit in the side by the goo.

"Yay! Got one!" Tia celebrated.

The two hosts lost interest in turning platforms and left that alone to allow remaining competitors to get to the trampoline.

Everyone got across and there was a burst of outrage.

"I HAVE NO HANDS! How the fuck am I meant to grab on to this!" Kyogre roared.

"Like I've said. Your problem." Spectre said through the megaphone.

Kyogre growled as she jumped but simply flopped into the ocean. Being the creator and the ruler of the seas, the Sharpedo's avoided her as they didn't want to piss of their goddess.

Proving to be the worse obstacle of them all, the net jump claimed a lot of victims. Like Kyogre, Dialga, Arceus and Yveltal fell due to not having hands to lift themselves up and over. Kyurem did, but due to the size of his arms and then compared to the rest of his body, it was too much weight. It only really occurred to him if he had of transformed it would have made life easier.

Azelf however, was the first to make it into the centre. She displayed her signature evil grin as she grabbed a paddle and twirled it in her hands.

Mew was the next and the first for Team Moon.

"Hi Aze- AHHHH!" Mew started to greet the terrorist only to be smacked off the side by Azelf.

"OH! That felt SO good!" Azelf purred straight after hitting Mew off. However, whilst purring Tapu Koko jumped on her and restrained her down. Giratina and Darkrai, the other two remaining members of Team Moon made their way over.

Giratina being in his origin form used his tendrils and wrapped it around 4 paddles.

"ONE PER POKEMON. THANK YOU!" Spectre yelled through the megaphone as everyone (with hands) covered their ears.

Azelf used this opportunity to headbutt Tapu Koko, resulting in him letting go and stumbling back.

"Tia, set the goo gun to overdrive for real entertainment!" Spectre told Rayquaza's daughter.

"Okay Mister Spectre."

The goo gun Tia was controlling was firing rapidly.

Azelf ran towards Tapu Koko but both of them were knocked off by the onslaught of goo.

Kartana tried to pick up the paddle but being made of paper, it was just too heavy for him. Giratina saw this and rushed over and blew on him. He floated off to the side against his will, screaming threats at Giratina.

It was now a standoff between Zekrom and Deoxys vs Giratina and Darkrai, with all four having a paddle in hand.

"We can do this the easy way by you two stepping off to the side." Deoxys taunted.

"Not happening Deoxys!" Giratina hissed as the DNA Pokemon rolled his eyes.

"Fine. Zekrom get Darkrai, I got snake boy." Deoxys told the Unova legend.

"Shit." Darkrai cursed as Zekrom charged right at him with one of the paddles as Deoxys and Giratina hit one another repeatedly.

"Come on Zek!" Darkrai pleaded, judging the swats from Zekrom.

"Sorry Darkrai." Zekrom muttered as he slammed the paddle into Darkrai, but failing to hit him off.

"Urgh…" Darkrai moaned.

Tia was firing goo on to the obstacle course on overdrive when she saw that their was higher setting known as 'insanely epic'.

"This sounds cool." She said, turning to knob to the setting.

The gun began to shake as it spewed goo at high speeds, with the young girl losing control.

Deoxys had Giratina pinned down to the edge. The Hoenn native slammed his paddle into his face and kicked him off, smirking as he turned around to see if Zekrom was successful.

Zekrom was charging at Darkrai, who was dazed, but the deep black didn't know he was faking it. Just at the right time, Darkrai quickly moved out of the way with Zekrom slipping on some goo in the process, giving Darkrai time to collect his paddle and knock the electric dragon type off.

Darkrai turned around to see a smirking Deoxys.

"What." Darkrai said broadly.

"Nothing…" Deoxys chuckled. "Here we are aga-"

The DNA Pokemon was going to do one of his usual taunts but they both heard a large piece of metal fall into the water.

"…What was that?" Deoxys asked as the whole course began to shake.

"What is going on up there?" Arceus asked, wrapped in bandages.

"No clue." Xerneas responded, concerned for her lover despite being on opposite teams.

"Mister Spectre! Mister Marshadow! I cant control it!" Tia whined as the two hosts walked over to see the setting of the gun was changed.

"Did you changed the gun setting?" Marshadow asked with a cross look.

"Uh… No…" Tia lied, learning from the best being uncle Groudon.

"… Oh, okay then." Marshadow said believing the lie fully.

The goo gun was aimed at the main pillar that was holding up the center, with the shot having such high pressure and with the goo also being acidic, the pillar was starting to break as the course gave a loud creaking sound.

Deoxys and Darkrai found it both hard to stand up as they looked over the edge to see all the hungry water Pokemon waiting for them.

"THAT'S IT!" Deoxys roared as the pillar collapsed completely. As the center tilted to the side, Deoxys shoved Darkrai off the side as the dark type fell with the psychic type right behind him as the whole course collapsed.

"AHHH!" Darkrai screamed as the Sharpedo's awaited their food.

But in the distance, there was a white sparkle. Somehow, defying all laws of physics, Bewear was running at high speeds on top of the water with the wave he created from the charge knocking the Sharpedo's away. He successfully caught Darkrai and continued to run off as Deoxys fell into the sea. Everybody just watched the bear run off as Spectre, Marshadow and Tia (who ran over to her parents) appeared.

"Well, that was eventful. So, since Darkrai never actually landed in the water, that means Team Moon wins. Again." Spectre announced as the members of Team Moon celebrated.

"WHAT! How is that fair!? That crazy Bewear just ran off with Darkrai!" Solgaleo complained.

"Because Darkrai never fell into the water. That's how." Marshadow explained. "Everyone back to camp and Team Sun, get ready for elimination!"

Episode 4 is here and Team Sun face another elimination! The poll is up and it is Open SO GO VOTE!

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