Person A: *sobs all of a sudden*

Person C: oh, my god, what happened?

Person A: *points at B who's ordering drinks*

Person C: did something happen between you guys?

Person A: *shakes head*

Person A: *whispers* he's so pretty

Person C: what.

Person A: he's. . .pretty.

OT3: Megamind/Bernard/Roxanne

Okay so Person A is Megamind- given the human name Kent Warren in this story, Person B is Bernard and Person C is Roxanne.

It was a six year anniversary of Kent, Roxanne and Bernard's relationship, as well as the seventh year that the two aforementioned people met their unimpressed curator boyfriend.

"I'm going to get us some more drinks." Bernard said to Kent as Roxanne left to go answer a phone call. "You want anything specific?"

Kent smiled. "No, surprise me."

Bernard nodded, a smile on his face as he went to the bar. Just as he went to the bar, Roxanne sat down as Kent started to sob while watching Bernard at the bar.

Roxanne quirked an eyebrow, looking from Bernard's back to Kent. "Did something happen between you guys? Did you get into a fight while I was gone?"

Kent shook his head, sniffing. "No. He's just so pretty.." he whispered in a strangled sob.

Roxanne looked at Kent as she pulled out her phone. "What was that?" She asked, pressing the record button.

"He's. So. Damn. Pretty.." Kent sobbed openly as Bernard thanked the bartender while grabbing the drinks.

Bernard walked over to them, drinks in his hands. "How drunk is he?" He asked, setting the drinks on the table.

"I'm not drunk, you pretty pessimist!" Kent sobbed, looking at the object of his tears and drawing several looks from nearby patrons as Bernard rolled his eyes.

"Yeah... Come on Kent. We're going home where you can cry over our pretty boyfriend with fluffy hair." Roxanne said, standing up and dropping a few tens on the table as a tip.

Bernard pulled Kent to his feet, putting an arm around his waist and moving his blue arm around his neck. Roxanne opened the door and then helped Bernard get Kent into the invisible car. She sat in the back with Kent as Bernard drove them home.