Disclaimer: I do not own Boku No Hero Academia or its characters.
I wrote this when I was extremely bored but I kind of like this, so!
March 14
Chat Opened
1:09 a.m.
Kirishima: Hey bakubro r u awake
1:11 a.m.
Kirishima: Bakubroooooo wake up
Kirishima: wake up baku
1:12 a.m.
Bakugou: What the fuck do you want
Kirishima: bakubro! Ur awake!
1:14 a.m.
Bakugou: All your goddamn texting woke me up. And don't call me bakubro, bastard
Kirishima: Aw don't be like that! Bakubros before bakuhoes right
1:15 a.m.
Bakugou: I can't believe you just fucking said that jesus christ
Bakugou: why did you even fucking text me its one in the goddamn morning you asshat
1:16 a.m.
Kirishima: I was bored and wanted to text u!
Bakugou: there's this thing you can do called sleep, dumbass
Kirishima: I'm not even tired :( cmon, talk to me!
1:18 a.m.
Bakugou: No. I'm fucking tired let me sleep
Kirishima: Pleasee? Just for a little while!
1:19 a.m.
Bakugou: ..fine.
Kirishima: Really? Yes! :D
Bakugou: Only because I'm awake now bastard
1:20 a.m.
Kirishima: so what are u doing
Bakugou: its fucking one I'm laying in bed what else would I be doing
Bakugou: what the fuck are you doing if you're not in bed what the fuck
Bakugou: I swear to god if you're at the park or some shit
1:21 a.m.
Kirishima: relax dude! I was laying in bed too, but now I'm watching TV
Kirishima: Why would I even be at the park lol
Kirishima: I kind of want to go to the park now haha
1:23 a.m.
Bakugou: don't.
Kirishima: yes, dad :)
Bakugou: shut the fuck up cunt
Kirishima: you know, u don't need to swear so much when u text dude
1:24 a.m.
Bakugou: shut your bitchass up cunt I'll fucking blow your ass six fucking miles away
Kirishima: ..okay, I guess it was pointless telling u not to swear
1:28 a.m.
Kirishima: bakubro did I make u mad
Kirishima: where did u go?
1:30 a.m.
Kirishima: come back bakugou :(
Kirishima: OH UR TYPING YES YOU DIDNT LEAVE ME
Bakugou: dumbass I was just getting food
1:31 a.m.
Kirishima: are u watching TV now too
Bakugou: yeah.
Kirishima: what are u watching
1:32 a.m.
Bakugou: idk some supernatural shit
Kirishima: is it vampire's den?
Bakugou: yeah I think
1:32 a.m.
Kirishima: I'm watching that too!
Bakugou: I just changed the channel.
Kirishima: :(
Kirishima: Love meeee
1:33 a.m.
Bakugou: No thanks.
Kirishima: I'm the only one that loves u :(
Bakugou: Sadly
Kirishima: why won't u love me
1:34 a.m.
Bakugou: whatever. I'm gonna go take a piss
Kirishima: piss on me daddy
1:36 a.m.
Bakugou: what the fuck
Bakugou: no
Bakugou: goodbye
Kirishima: I'M KIDDINF DONT LEAVE
Bakugou: you're a little shit, you fucking human version of a red hot
1:37 a.m.
Kirishima: so u think I'm hot ;)
Bakugou: YOU'RE A FUCKING DUMBASS
Kirishima: JUST LET ME LOVE U
1:38 a.m.
Bakugou: Go ask Pikachu to love you
Kirishima: what will it take for u to love me
Kirishima: ANYTHING
Kirishima: IS IT NUDES YOU WANT
1:39 a.m.
Bakugou: no thanks, I don't want pics of you in granny panties or some shit. Knowing you, your dumbass probably wears spiderman undies.
Kirishima: that's a lie :(
1:40 a.m.
Kirishima: [Image Sent]
Bakugou: DON'T ACTUALLY SEND ME PICTURES OF YOU IN YOUR BOXERS DUMBASS
Kirishima: Do you love me yet
Kirishima: I can send a picture without :)
Bakugou: NO
Kirishima: THEN SAY YOU LOVE ME
Bakugou: FUCKER
Kirishima: WE BOTH KNOW U LOVE ME BAKUBRO
Bakugou: YOU'RE SO FUCKING IMMATURE
Bakugou: FINE
Bakugou: I LOVE YOU DUMBASS
1:41 a.m.
Kirishima: 3333
Bakugou: I fuckin hate you
Kirishima: u can't hate me u love me
1:42 a.m.
Bakugou: no I hate you
Kirishima: too late we're boyfriends now
Bakugou: what the fuck
Kirishima: love u boyfriend 3
1:43 a.m.
Bakugou: we aren't dating asshat
Kirishima: not yet ;)
Bakugou: are you fucking gay
Kirishima: gay for u
1:44 a.m.
Bakugou: well we still aren't dating
Kirishima: dude
Kirishima: I'm like
Kirishima: not lying dude I'd totally fucking date you
Kirishima: don't get mad, okay ?
1:45 a.m.
Bakugou: ..okay.
Kirishima: are you upset
Bakugou: no
Bakugou: we still aren't dating
Kirishima: okay.
1:46 a.m.
Bakugou: ask me at school.
Bakugou: I don't want it to happen through text
Bakugou: BUT DON'T FUCKING SAY IT OUT LOUD ASK ME AT LUNCH SO PEOPLE DON'T FUCKING HEAR IT
Kirishima: wait
Kirishima: WHAT
Kirishima: DOES THIS MEAN
1:47 a.m.
Bakugou: yeah.
Kirishima: AWWWW YEAH
Bakugou: whatever. I'm actually tired again so I'm going to bed
Kirishima: I'm not tired but I'll sleep!
Bakugou: good idea.
1:48 a.m.
Kirishima: I might be too happy to sleep haha
Kirishima: goodnight bakugou! See u tomorrow at school!
Bakugou: yeah. Goodnight dumbass.
1:50 a.m.
Chat closed.
I still don't really know what this is but I hope you enjoyed this.