A/N: One of my favorite little Prideshipping oneshots 3 I believe I published this here before under a different name, but it's been several years and since DSOD came out recently and stroked my Prideshipping fire I wanted to share this with all of you. Enjoy my weird fluff!

"Psst…hey, are you awake?" Yami hissed at the man lying next to him in bed.

Ice-blue eyes opened slowly. "Stop fucking poking me."

Grinning, Yami said, "So you are awake."

"I am now," Kaiba said grumpily, propping himself up on an elbow. "What do you want?"

Staring at the ceiling thoughtfully for a few moments, Yami finally said, "Nothing really."

Kaiba growled. "Then go to sleep."

"Why?"

"Because it's late, and I have to work in the morning."

"You always have to work," Yami pouted.

Rolling his eyes, Kaiba said, "Cut that out. You're not Yugi, you know."

Slightly miffed, Yami heaved out a sigh. "I'm not tired."

"Count sheep. Or whatever it is Egyptians count."

"I bet when I was Pharaoh, I had people to count sheep for me," Yami said wistfully. Then he added, "And I bet my lovers didn't ignore me because they had to work."

Kaiba's eyes narrowed. "Well, you're not the pharaoh anymore, so suck it up."

"I could, if you wanted me to," Yami offered suggestively.

"Argh!" Kaiba rolled over and pulled the pillow over his head. "Go to sleep!"

"Do you think I had a lot of lovers when I was Pharaoh? I bet I did. Hey, maybe I even had a harem! That would've been cool. Then I could've had three or four of them at a time – mmph!" Yami's eyes widened in surprise when his musing was cut off by Kaiba's rough kiss.

"I believe we have previously discussed my feelings on hearing you talk about past lovers, Yami."

"Maybe you should pay more attention to me."

"Maybe you should shut the hell up and go to sleep."

"Hmph." Yami's brow furrowed and he crossed his arms over his chest. "I'm so neglected."

Hooking an arm around his surprised lover's neck, Kaiba pulled Yami to him and kissed him again, more thoroughly this time. Then he wrapped his arms around Yami and held him close. "Go to sleep," Kaiba murmured in his ear, running his hand lightly over his shoulders.

Sighing contentedly, Yami snuggled down in the bed, resting his head on Kaiba's chest. "That's all I wanted, you know. You stubborn jackass."

"Uh huh," Already drifting off to sleep again, Kaiba pressed his lips to Yami's forehead.

"I love you, Seto."

"Love you too," he mumbled with a yawn.

Satisfied, Yami allowed his eyes to close – that was, until a thought occurred to him. "Hey, Seto?"

"What?"

"Why in Ra's name would I count sheep?"