Heaven: Holy Snap, Crackle, and POP! Vitaliy is BACK!

Daeris: How late this is is due to me thanks to preparing for college.

~Hide my shame~

Viktor threw the door open with a flourish, "HIIIII!"

Vitaliy almost dropped the pot he was holding, "Jesus FUCKING Christ! What the fuck is your problem? You can't just fucking barge in!"

Yuuri shuffled in with a small bow, "H-hello. Thank you for inviting us."

The owner of the apartment simply waved him off, "Don't worry about it. I figured that I should at least save you the horror that is Vitenka trying to cook. I'm sure I don't need to tell you, but he's a mess."

Nodding, the Japanese man elbowed Viktor in the stomach, "Show him the thing."

Viktor pouted, "But I don't want to."

Vitaliy's eyebrows scrunched in suspicion, "Show me what? What did you fucking do, you idiot? TELL ME, DAMMIT!"

Yuuri pursed his lips in annoyance and pushed his fiancé away, "Do it now or I'm leaving you."

Viktor made a show of his sadness by pouting as he sidestepped to grab the surprise, "Yuuri forced me to get you that replacement frame."

Vitaliy threw his arms up in the air and let out a whoop of joy, "FUCK YEAH! Fin-fucking-nally! Took you long enough."

Yuuri cooed and gently kissed his fiancé on the lips, "Now, was that so hard?"

Being the big baby he was, the younger of the twins demanded hugs, "It was! It was! It was so hard! I need to recharge! Cuddle charge!"

Yuuri's a weak man, so he caved and started showering his lover with kisses and hugs, "Oh, darling! It must have been so hard!"

Vitaliy had half a mind to shove them out the doorway and slam the door and eat dinner by himself. There was a really strong internal debate within him, but he decided that maybe he should let the two idiots off the hook because he could finally hang up his Vyacheslav Fetisov jersey again. "You guys are so lucky that you got me a frame. Sit down at the dinner table and I'll consider not skinning you alive for being disgustingly attached to one another."

"Can't you just be happy for your little brother? He finally found someone to love for the rest of his life."

"Don't speak in third person. It's weird as all heck. Also, I'm surprised you didn't bring Makkachin today."

"I couldn't. Makkachin went to the vet today to get some shots. She can't be out and about for the next 24 hours. And even after that, we have to be careful and watch out for signs of any side-effects."

Vitaliy raised an eyebrow, "Side effects? Sounds dangerous."

Yuuri sat down at the dinner table, "It's nothing to worry about. It's quite normal after shots. Just have to watch for things like diarrhea, nausea, weird bumps, and other stuff like that."

"Ok! Great! Let's eat! I hope you like borscht and golubtsy."

"Yes! Yes! Living with Viktor has made me very comfortable with Russian comfort foods."

"Good. Oh, by the way. Mom's coming by to visit after dinner. I think she's coming by with dessert."

Viktor cheered and Yuuri paled. And while they both said, "Oh joy!" at the same time, their tones were very different.

~OH MY GOD. FINALLY~

Heaven: Sorry for the long hiatus! But we're back! :D

Daeris: Again, my fault because college!