Ghost
Chapter 1: Your friendly neighborhood ghost

Nobody would miss me. Thought a young woman about the age of 16. Mama doesn't care. My cousin Kikyou wouldn't give a damn either way. Souta.I doubt that he would. And Jii-chan's dead. She idly turned the knife in her hand.

She closed her eyes as she slit her wrists. Silently, gratefully, she fell into an unconsciousness that she would never wake up from.

^0^ -_-0

Kagome. Kagome's eyes fluttered open. Wait, was she found before she could die? Ws she already dead? Was this heaven?

No, I'm afraid that you are very dead. This isn't heaven, I'm, also, afraid that you will not be going to heaven. -

"Y-you mean. I'm going to hell?!" Kagome shrieked up into the sky or ceiling or whatever. Actually, come to think of it. It looked like a never- ending white sky. The walls and floor looked the same as the ceiling.

No. if you would let me finish, since you did nothing too bad in life, but still killed yourself, we think that 100 years as a ghost is punishment enough. Then you can go to heaven.

"Oh." Kagome said, more to herself than to the voice.

Anyway, you will be haunting the mansion of the Inu family. Oh, and before I forget, they are a tiny bit different.

"Okay, so when do-" Kagome was cut off as she landed painfully on her butt somewhere dark. A closet. ( Judging by the coats to her left.)

Kagome stood up, only to be knocked down by the pole that was holding the coats.

"Ouch!" She looked up at the bar. "What the hell's wrong with you?! I'm a ghost, I'm supposed to be able to pass through you!" She growled, then used the bar to pull herself up.

Kagome opened the closet door and looked out into the hall. Not too bad. She thought to herself. Just then she heard voices. Two female voices. Great. If I can bump into bars and stuff, who's to say that two maids can see and feel me?! Kagome squeezed her eyes shut and waited. and waited. nothing happened.

She opened one eye, just in time to see the two chattering maids pass right through her. "Huh? Oh, I get it I can touch things but not people. Ok. Hm. where to start. Where to start." She snapped her fingers. "I know. The kitchen!"

Kagome wandered around the huge mansion until she found the kitchen. She smiled this would be fun.

She walked over to where about four maids were baking, put her hand over an egg, and then brought it down upon it, causing it to break and splatter everywhere.

The two maids screamed as the egg got everywhere.

A few people from outside the kitchen came in. A man with long, straight, white hair and pointy elf ears, a tail or a furry boa on his shoulder came in. He had piercing, cold, amber eyes. He was followed by another man with the same white hair, except more wild, the same eyes, but instead of elf ears he had dogie ears on the top of his head. Both men had long claws on the end of each hand and fangs.

Kagome was startled for a moment, but then she remembered the voice's words, They are a tiny bit different.

After the two men came in a woman in about her 30's came in. She had long black hair and brown eyes. She was human.

Then a man in about his 40's came rushing in. He had short white hair, amber eyes, claws and he was tall. He had elf ears, like the first man she saw come in.

Kagome smiled, even better.

"What the hell's wrong with you twits?!" yelled the first man.

"Th-the egg, Sesshomaru-sama! The egg!"

He looked down at the egg on the counter, " Ohhh. Wow. You broke an egg what's so scary about that?"

"W-we didn't break it!" "Well then, who did?!"

Kagome walked over to the bag of flour, unaware of a pair of amber eyes watching her. She picked it up and spilt the contents of the bag on the beautifully waxed tile floor. There she wrote the words:

Hi, I'm Kagome,

She paused a bit to think. Then what she had seen in Spider Man came to her. She smiled.

Your friendly neighborhood ( or in this case mansion ) ghost.