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AN: Okay, I admit that this idea was inspired by a line I stumbled across in BlackMysticalWolf's story Old stories, new discoveries, in which Lila suggestively says that Adrien's huge bed must be comfortable. The end result is this situation where she finds out, but not in the way she envisioned I imagine.

"Miraculous Ladybug!" Ladybug shouted and a swarm of ladybugs swarmed the city once more, repairing the damage caused by the latest version of Volpina with it's usual vigour. The two heroes fist bumped when there was an embarrassed scream from behind them.

Behind them, pulling Adrien's bedsheets in front of her, was a very red and currently naked Lila.

Well, naked except for her necklace.

"What the hell!? I was just coming out of the shower!" she shrieked. "Where am I? How did I end up on someone's strange bed?" she looked at the two heroes. "I was akumatised again, wasn't I?"

"I'll get someone to get you some clothes," Chat said, swiftly dashing out of the door and pointedly not looking in Lila's direction. Lila meanwhile, glared pointedly at Ladybug.

"I suppose you're happy to see me like this? Stuck in a strange bed with nothing but my damn necklace," she growled and Ladybug shook her head.

"Lila, I-"

"Oh never mind me. It's just a filthy little liar after all. What does it matter if I'm humiliated in front of a complete stranger? It can't be worse than embarrassing someone in front of the boy they like? So where am I? Which random stranger am I trusting for clothes?"

"Adrien Agreste. And I'm not try-" her earrings let out a warning beep and she sighed. "Sorry Lila, I have to go. But this wasn't intentional, I swear."

"Adrien Agreste," Lila said with a slight smirk. "Well it could be worse. I could have ended up in the bed of some pervert in leather like Chat Noir."

Well, if she was honest, Chat Noir probably wouldn't be that bad. That suit did not leave a lot to the imagination. Then again, neither did her current predicament.

"Miss Lila Rossi, I have some clothes here for you," said a tall, severe looking woman with black hair pulled in a bun. "Chat Noir has informed us of your situation and your parents have been informed. Once you are dressed, you may proceed to leave through that doorway and down the main stairs, where Adrien's bodyguard will proceed to give you a lift home."

"Couldn't I wait for Adrien here?" Lila asked, giving the woman the doe-eyed look effect. "I mean, since we're very close friends and-"

"Miss Rossi, Adrien is out with his friends today. He is unlikely to return before this evening. Your presence will serve little purpose. Furthermore, Adrien has not mentioned your name to me when talking about his friends and I have no desire to allow him to be mauled by a fangirl."

Lila resisted the urge to growl at being referred to as a fangirl. She was pretty sure that she had him hooked before Ladybug had gone and blown her creatively truthful stories away. Instead she gave the woman an understanding smile.

"Well…I am new to Paris I suppose. Could you tell him I was here? Thank you," she said and with a nod, the woman left.

Well, Lila mused to herself, that could have been worse. Quickly she dressed herself with the clothes provided. The bra was the wrong size (A little too large) but the clothes were comfortable. And she could always fantasise about the reasons later. There was always that.

And when Lila Rossi went to bed that night, her dreams returned to that bed and the person who slept in it. And tried not to dwell on the idea that Hawkmoth had been spying on her in the shower of all places.

AN: Not as funny on paper as it was in my head…oh well. I hope you enjoyed it anyway.