Being friends with a software mogul is no easy feat.

Especially when her name is Karen Starr. She works terrible hours, and has begged off god knows how many social events because of this, that or the other emergency.

I'd almost swear she was a superhero of some kind, if not for the fact that she doesn't exactly have the figure for it. Not that I'm trying to be sexist, and I should probably ask if I am, but having seen the heroes out there, she doesn't fit the bill.

Except maybe Power Girl, but she doesn't exactly call this city home much. Besides, I've seen Karen around plenty of times when PG's supposedly saving people. Like, now for instance. PG's off saving a village in Canada, and Karen's in the bathroom…