Hachiman woke up in the morning. He hated school. He don't want to go there no more.

As he passed the classrooms, students started making faces at him.

"Your worse than a nigger lol."

"Fuck off shill."

"Cancer."

"Degenerate loli fapwanker."

Hachiman could not take the insults anymore. Today is the big day where everyone he despised dies.

"Kike j3w."

Bang! Hachiman whipped out his pistol faster than a nigger running to KFC and blew the head off the person who insulted him. All the smug looks of the other students instantly vanished. The next moment, students began running for their lives. Hachiman then fired bullets again. This time a stray bullet shot Yukino in the stomach and she fell onto the ground dead. Hachiman then raped her dead corpse cos that is his fetish.

Principal Tsubanihonto lives a double life. In his other life he's El Chapo. Upon hearing the gunshots, he grabbed his ak-47 and stormed out of the office.

"Eses we're under siege plz gather immediately at meeting room." Tsubanihonto (now El Chapo) announced to his espionages hiding in various parts of school, disguised as school cleaners.

However, Hachiman expected them to be at the meeting room so he planted a bomb there. Then he walked out of the school. The guard tried to stop him but he was shot.

When he was a safe distance away, Hachiman detonated the bomb. The school was blown to pieces. Coincidentally, A plane was flying above and the impact of the explosions caused shrapnels to hit the plane, knocking it down.

The plane is descending directly above Hachiman! Hachiman ran as fast as he could and at the last minute, he leapt forward, the wings of the plane barely a few inches from scraping his back.

Allahu Akbar! Hachiman was safe and sound. Seeing the remnant of the oppressive place filled him with joy.

Hachiman was arrested afterwards for mass genocide. However, he managed to kill the druglord El Chapo, so instead of being sent to the gulags, Hachiman was hailed as a national hero.

Since his old school is no more, Hachiman has to change school. He has decided to go to nanamori high school cos everyone in the school are grills.

His mom said no because its a girl school. The school board said no because its a girl school. In the end, President Hirohito had to step in to bribe the school into acepting Hachiman. In his press conference he said that it is the least that he could do for the national hero.

Three weeks later, Hachiman atended Nanamori High.

All the girls wanted his D because he is a national hero. His classmates was mostly lolis because it is a middle school. Hachiman knew that and although he know that this would mean 3 more years of educashun, he think that the grills were worth it.

Problem is he ain't got a club to join yet.

Many clubs were trying to attract him, but they all sucks balls. He could go to student council club but welfare and service for other students is some high-level commie bullshit.

"Eto…."

A soft voice speaked.

It was Akari, she was looking up at him wif innocent eyes.

Hachiman's heart pounded. His palms were sweaty. She is so moe!

"Do you want to join the Amusement Club, Akari would love it if you do!"

Referring to herself in third person. Hnnnngg! Hachiman could not deal with the Kawaiiness. He wanted to bend her over and fuck her right at that moment. However, he exercised self control because he's not a nigger.

So Hachiman joined the Amusement Club. The club also has many qt grills like Chinchinatsu and Kyoko and Yui. He spent his days drawing doujins for kyoko and masturbating with the girl's gym clothes when they are not around.