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Chap 1

I see my dying corpse, red blood soaking the ground below as my soul flew away. So yeah I'm dead, for real. Murdered by my girlfriend who happens to be a psychotic black wings angel.

…

Damn me I should have asked for sex right before that, or try to grope her before she stabbed me to dead. If I knew she was such a bitch then things would have been different.

Things would have been different you say?

Yeah, like how I-Wait a minute what's happening here?

Your soul is not supposed to go here. The voice rumbles.

I can't see anything, I have no idea what's going on. It mentions that my soul isn't supposed to be here which makes no sense because I don't even know what happens after death. I can only hope I will go to hell to dick around with several hot demon chicks.

You are so perverted that not even hell can take your soul.

Is that a compliment or-

No it is not a compliment you idiot.

S-Sorry for being a super pervert.

If you have sex then your libido would not stack up this high and mess up the system.

Sorry for being a virgin loser!

Anyway you are interesting, you know what how about a second chance?

You mean I will get to live again!? That is fucking awesome! Please send me to the world full of big boobs women.

Then it is decided.

Thank you so much! By the way who are you?

I am the God of Beast, remember my name.

And then there's only darkness.

I don't know how long it was but when I wake up I'm in a cave, sucking milk from a pair of bountiful breasts. I look up and see the woman, her tear is rolling on the smooth cheek and somehow I can feel her hate for me. That is the moment I realize she is my new 'mother'.

She is indeed beautiful, her drill-like brown hair looks like it has been through a lot. Her clothes are ripped and she isn't wearing any underwear.

I continue to obey my instinct of drinking her delicious, motherly milk while more and more brain power comes into me. My body grows, the minute ago I was a big size baby but right now I'm similar to a 5 years old boy or so. I stop drinking milk and jump down from her body.

I look at her again, the more I look the more things I can understand from her defeated state. I look at myself and see that I'm not a human, I don't have feet with toes but a pair of black hooves, from my waist down there's a layer of brown fur covering my legs. My ears are round and stick out sideway. From the back there's a tail with puffy tip which I can sway left and right.

My mother picks me up and hugs me, whispering sweet into my ears.

"Don't worry, you are my son and I won't harm you. It doesn't matter if…if your father is a monster, I will love you like any mother loves their sons."

...I am a rape child. Shit. I have no idea that fuckup of a god makes me a rape child. Seeing my beautiful mother crying earlier makes my blood boil, I want to find the piece of shit that dared to violate this woman and roast him to death.

"Are you still hungry? You grow so fast compares to other children, you just drink my milk and grow up like that."

I don't feel that hungry but really, there's no way I can look away when that pairs of breasts shoved into my face. A little more never hurts. I hungrily suck the white milk from her darkened nipple, switching left to right when I feel like it. My mother hums lovingly when I drink her milk, she then sings me to sleep with a lullaby that I don't recognize, it's warm and nice however.

The next day I wake up next to my mother who is still deep in her sleep. My body demands me to go for a leak so I leave the cave.

Dawn barely comes when I walk in the forest, since I'm technically not a human it's okay to piss at a random tree right? The thought of pissing on a tree makes me feel like a dog, there's a river nearby but I'm sure I'm not gonna pollute the obviously source of water to me and my mother. And so I just pick a tree nearby and be done with it.

By the way why the hell I'm so hung? My size is the same as an adult and it doesn't even look remotely like a human one, the tip is blunted and there's a sheath covering the entire length, the meat rod is mottled brown and black.

"Where are you!?"

I glance back at the source of the voice only to see my mother, a color of fear painted on her face. She quickly sees me and embraces my body, not caring that my piss flying around. Then afterward she immediately spanks me on the butt.

"W-Why did you leave without telling me!? Do you have any idea how scare I was when I didn't see you next to me!?" She continues to give me more spanks as she talks.

Ah I forgot about that, because mentally I'm a teenager so telling your parent you need to go to the toilet is unnecessary, but right now I'm a newborn so the circumstance changed. I open my mouth.

"Moo!"

What the fuck!?

"Moo?"

Shit why can't I speak like a normal human?

"You…? I'm sorry that I didn't notice you need to take a leak, but next time do not ever think of going alone by yourself."

Whatever, I just hope I can start to learn how to speak soon because this sucks so much. At least I'm done pissing now, my mother uses a handkerchief to clean me, her face has a tinge of red when she rubs my dick.

Next is breakfast time and I got to suck those breasts again. Yummy.

Later mother tells me to stay in the cave while she goes out for a hunt, with nothing else to do I can only think of the future awaits me. This is such a pain in the ass, being non-human that is, I'd be cool if I can at least hide my inhuman features. There is so many things I don't know, I know however this is not a normal world, if the god of beast exists then surely there's magic and fantasy races, guess I'm one of those now. I recall the words of my psychotic murderous ex-girlfriend, it was something about… gear, I don't remember the exact words and asking mother will make her suspicious. I don't want to cause any more troubles for her.

Mother comes back a few hours later with a pair of rabbits, she teaches me how to skin them and chops the raw meat to grill it. I thought I got to eat them but she says I'm still a baby so I need to drink milk, the two rabbits is her portion. If I have to choose between steak and breasts then I don't need to choose.

In the afternoon we gather branches and small piece of woods to start a camping fire. Mother also teaches me how to make arrows from wood, first she uses her knife to tear out thin, long stick from the large piece of wood, she then sharpens the tip and cuts out a triangle at the end of the arrow. I follow her and make a bunch of arrows, though I'm sure these arrows can only be used 2 or 3 times because the tip will be blunted after piercing something. Mother hugs me and hums lovingly when I try to sharpen the tips with her knife.

At night I get to drink milk again so it's all good, I wonder when will she stop producing milk, I just hope that it won't be soon because these breasts are sooooooo great. Mother sings me to sleep with a lullaby again.

In my dream I see a strange creature, it looks like a lizard if a lizard has 10 legs.

"How do you do? Enjoy your first night at this new world?"

Who are you?

"I am the servant of the God of Beast. Because you have been chosen as his champion certain privileges are granted to you. You will be more cunning, your sense are enhanced, your strength and skill are better than any common beast, you are the unique among your species. But-"

But?

"But because of your beyond-the-limit libido the system that's supposed to upgrade your abilities doesn't work like usual."

O...kay? I'm starting to regret not having sex in my last life.

"Therefore the new abilities you gain through killing and consuming the life orbs of other marked beasts will be totally random, be it breeding or hunting you have no control over it, in return instead of 1 you will gain 2x abilities for victory over a marked beast depends on how mighty it is."

That... I'm not sure what to say here.

"On the other hand you don't need to find a specific target to gain its power, say if it's the usual you need to prey on the Salamander to earn the Fire Breath ability but in your case you can kill a Frost Bear and still have a chance to gain Fire Breath ability."

Wait wait wait doesn't that mean I can just grind on one type of these marked beasts you mention?

"I do not understand what you mean by 'grind'. However marked beasts are rare in its own race, you for example, is one of the only 3 marked of the Bullman. If all of you marked is killed then it takes at least 10 years for one to reappear."

Gah! My RPG grinding tactic doesn't work here!

"Fighting marked beasts is not the only way to become stronger however, when the God of Beast is in good mood he will meet you in your dream and allow you to run an errand for him. Usually you get some sort of reward before and a bigger one after the quest, refusing is highly not recommended for he can take back every blessing he gives you anytime he wants."

Wow what a great god!

"Besides the two methods above you can become the Alpha of your race, either by uniting some members of your race, creating a new clan or beating the current Alpha you will gain a special boon from the God of Beast. You will lose it if you're no longer the Alpha."

Doesn't that mean a lot of people will fight me constantly for the position?

"Of course, but your thinking is too simple. If you're truly a good leader others will protect you when you sit on your throne leading your clan. Those are what you must remember if you want to survive in this world, the God of Beast has great interest in you. Do not disappoint him."

I wake up early in the morning, still thinking about what that lizard guy said. Clearly I have to become stronger, the memory of my ex-girlfriend reminds me of a weakened me, so fragile and easy to die.

Yeah let's do this.

In the next weeks I help mother making more arrows at night and in the morning when she goes out hunting I kick and punch in front of the cave, I'm strong for newborn child, I can chop down a tree with my bare fists alone by hitting it repeatedly. Some time later I point at the bow and arrows to ask mother to teach me how to archery. She seems unease but she does help me in that, so after making a new, smaller bow she teaches me how to stand, aim and knows when to release the arrow. A month later she lets me join her in the hunt and I can shoot down smaller animals such as rabbits and frogs.

I begin to eat meat and hard food, since we live in the forest most of the time the main meal is some sort of beans or potatoes, not everyday I get to eat two meals and sometimes mother has to drink her own milk because of the lack of food. At least there's a river nearby so we take a bath without going too far.

We continue this routine until one day when we return to our cave there's a stinking smell hits my nose, being a Bullman I have much better sense than human so I hold mother's shirt back, she starts to notice it too so we walk slowly. From afar our cave is taken by 3 green creatures, if I'm not mistaken then they must be some kind of orcs given their ugly faces.

We have to leave behind our stuffs in the cave (included mother's salt bag) and go somewhere else because no way we can win against them without making ourselves wounded and in this age even bleeding can kill you if not treated carefully. Mother decides it's time to leave the forest, she holds my hand all the time.

We walk for hours then take a rest, mother always makes sure I have a proper sleep and rest before we can go on. Food is also a problem, mother fears that if we stop for a hunt we will risk ourselves more, our meal is halved and it's tasteless but we keep moving. I think it's around a week later that we start to see a trail which leads us out of the forest and into a plain. I'm amazed by the beautiful scenery before me, mother lets out a sigh of relief too when we see a town ahead of us.

With little money she has mother buys me a piece of rag to cover my junk (I actually didn't notice I was naked all the time) but whenever we go a lot of people cast a glance on us.

"Is that your slave?" A man asks at mother annoyingly.

...I see. She can't tell them that I am her son, being raped by a monster is horrible but raising the child from the ordeal? That's far more worse for a woman in this age. I can only look down at the dirty street as we walk in the small town.

"Kiyome! Kiyome Abe!" A pair of women comes to us.

"Murayama! Katase!" Mother cries out in surprise.

"We thought you couldn't make it back! You are the only survivor from that quest, and who is little beast?" Katase says as she pats my head.

"Come on let's go to the inn, I bet you miss the hot chicken soup."

But I don't get to eat the chicken soup, mother was in trouble because apparently everyone thinks I was captured by her (therefore I'm her slave) when she escaped back then so I'm not allowed to be in the inn. At least she buys me a nice meal: sunshine eggs with onion and hard bread.

For the first time in my life I come to understand the true value of food as I wolf down in the stable.

"Hey look at that weirdo."

"Shut the fuck up and enjoy your cheap, boring grass." I reply to the asshole long face horse, by the way while I can only moo to the human I get the ability to speak with animals.

Later at night mother comes out to give me a blanket, she hastily kisses me on the forehead before heading back to the inn. No breasts for me tonight.

In the next morning mother and her comrades (?) go for a hunt, my job is to carry their baggage, mother looks back at me a lot on the way but it can't be helped, I don't want others to look at her in disgust and alienate her. This is for the best.

Murayama and Katase are shocked to know I can use the bow, they congratulate mother for succeeding in teaching a non-human to use a weapon. During break mother sneaks me away and lets me drink her milk.

"I'm so sorry I can't nurture you like usual, please forgive me. But know that I'm proud of your archery skill."

When night comes we return to the town with lots of stuffs carried on my back. The herbs, skins and furs are sold while the meat is given to the innkeeper to cook, because of my help during day I'm allowed to eat the same portion as them, but still in the stable.

At this point I have nothing to complain, sure this lifestyle is harsher compares to when I was a human but I feel good. I dream of a better tomorrow when I unlock tons of abilities and live with mother without being judged by the eyes of others. I will need to track down other marked beasts too, I wonder how strong they are, hope that I won't be so unlucky to get some lousy abilities from them, or die again.

AN: This is AU but I will use the canon characters and replace their roles.