Well here it is! I apologize in advance if the updates aren't as often as they usually are, so please bare with me. As usual, R&R! Enjoy! :-)

Love Coach

Chapter 1

Stan's POV

"Stanley, its time for school!" Mom sticks her head in my room.

"Ok mom, I'm almost ready." I respond to her as I put on my deodorant.

"Hurry, you don't want to miss your bus." She smiles and closes the door.

It's my first day of high school and I'm a little nervous. I'm a freshman or fresh meat as the upperclassmen call us. I have one goal in mind this year and that's to get Wendy Testaburger to notice me. I've had a crush on her since 5th grade, but she's so popular and beautiful and I'm the shy and quiet kid that she doesn't even know I exist.

Why would she? I'm practically a nerd compared to her. I'm 5'3, 120 pounds. I wear glasses, have braces, and I suffer from asthma. It doesn't help that I'm just starting puberty and my voice hasn't changed yet. She was always so popular in middle school, but I still think I have a shot now that we're in high school.

I head downstairs and grab my lunch. "Bye mom."

Mom walks over to me and hugs me. "Bye Stanley! I can't believe my baby is in high school!" She starts to tear up.

"Mom!" I can feel myself turning red. "I'm not a baby!"

"You'll always be my baby." She kisses me.

"Dude, mom! I can't go to the bus stop with lipstick on my face! The guys will totally rip on me!" I wipe the lipstick off.

"I'm sure their mothers did the same thing!"

"I doubt it! Bye!" I turn to leave.

"Do you have your inhaler?"

"Yes mom!" I respond annoyed. "Goodbye!" This time I run out the door before she can say anything else to me.

I leave and head to the bus stop. Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are already there. "Hey dudes!" I greet them.

"Hey dude." Kyle replies. "Are you ready?"

Kyle is 5'5 and athletic. He's on the track team. He's also really smart. He's always been a straight A student and this year will be in all honors classes. It sucks we won't have any classes together. This is a first for us.

"Yeah dude! This is the year I get Wendy to notice me!" I tell him proudly. The guys know I feel about Wendy.

Cartman and Kenny laugh. Kenny is still a ladies' man. He's 5'7. He finally ditched the hood and shows off his blonde hair. He lost his virginity in 7th grade and once that happened, he became really confident in himself. I wonder if that will happen to me…

Cartman is still a fat ass! He's 5'5 and weighs over 250 pounds. Believe it or not, he's still dating Heidi Turner. It amazes me that she hasn't gotten tired of him yet, especially considering he's still the same asshole he's always been.

"You still don't have the balls to approach Wendy." Kenny smirks.

"I didn't before, but now I do!"

"What changed?"

"I'm in high school now!" I state confidently. "I'm not going to be that shy middle schooler that can't even speak to a girl."

Cartman and Kenny laugh again. "We'll see about that dude!"

"I'm willing to place a bet on it!" Cartman adds in.

"So you think that's necessary?" I ask nervously.

"What's the matter? Chicken?" He starts making chicken sounds.

"I'm not a chicken!"

"Prove it!"

"How?"

"When you see Wendy, go talk to her and tell her how you feel." Kenny continues smirking.

"Fine! I will!"

"Ten bucks says he won't!" I hear Cartman whisper to Kenny. Kenny shakes his hand.

"I got $10 on it too!" Kenny smiles. "So that's $20 bucks Stan!"

"You're on dudes!" This is one bet they're not going to win.

"Are you sure you're going to go through with this?" Kyle asks.

"Yeah dude. No more scared Stan!" Cartman and Kenny laugh once again. "Fuck you guys! I'm going to prove you wrong!" I tell them just as the bus arrives.

Once we arrive at school, the first person I see is Wendy. God she's so gorgeous! She's 5'5, slim, with long dark hair. Looks like she's hit a growth spurt over the summer because she definitely didn't have those curves or breasts last year. She's a cheerleader so I get the pleasure of seeing her in a short skirt. Seeing her makes me want to melt.

"Hello? Earth to Stan!" Kenny waves his hand in my face.

I snap out of it. "Huh? What?"

"There she is! Go talk to her!"

I shake my head. "Not yet."

"What are you waiting for?"

"The right moment."

"You're going to be out $40 asshole!" Cartman smirks.

"$40 dollars? What happened to $20?" I ask confused.

"$20 a piece! So does that mean you're not going to do it?"

"N-no I am." I hesitate. "Just not right now."

"Oh for fuck's sake!" Kenny shoves me towards Wendy and I end up knocking her phone out of her hand and on to the floor.

"Hey!" She squeals.

"Sorry!" I can feel myself blushing just looking at her beauty. "Umm...let me get that for you." I start to bend down to grab her phone, but she quickly grabs it before I do.

"That's ok, try to be more careful next time." She closes her locker and walks away. I'm standing there staring at her like an idiot. I can't believe she spoke to me!

"DUDE!" I turn and see Kyle.

"What was that?" Kenny asks laughing holding his hand out.

I frown and smack his hand away. "I can't do it when forced! It has to happen naturally."

"Whatever, you still owe Cartman and me $20!"

"No I don't! The day isn't over yet!"

"You were supposed to tell her how you feel once you saw her." Cartman reminds me. "You saw her and said NOTHING! Pay up you little pussy!" He cackles.

"Goddamnit!" I mumble. I feel in my pockets and realize the only thing in my pocket is my inhaler. "I'll have to give you the money later, I don't have it on me."

"I know where you live Marsh!" Just then the bell rings. Whew! Saved by the bell!

"I guess we should head to homeroom!" I chuckle nervously. Kenny puts his arm around me.

"We're in the same homeroom. I'm not letting this go!"

"Oh boy…"

"See you dude!" Kyle waves as he and Cartman walk off. I sigh as I look at Kenny. This is going to be a long and shitty first day of school, I can feel it!